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A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


A  THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE. 


BEING  PERSONAL  EXPERIENCES 


AS   NAKEATED    BY 


NUNSOWE    GKEEN,   ESQ.,  F.E.A.S.,  F.S.S., 

Ex  V.-P.S.S.U.D.S. 
(ex  vice-president  of  the  shoreditch  and  spitalfields 

UNIVERSAL  discussion  SOCIETY). 


At  our  pace  of  progress,  as  I  am  always  saying,  what  are  things  to  come  to 
a  thousand  years  hence  ? — Author,  chap.  i.  et  passim. 


LONDON: 
SAMPSON  LOW,   MAESTON,  SEAKLE  &  EIVINGTON, 

CROWN  BUILDINGS,  188,  FLEET  STREET. 

1882. 
{All  rights  resei-ved.) 


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LONDON  : 

PRINTED   BY    WILLIAM   GLOMES   AND   SONS,    LIMITED, 
STAMFOKD  STREET  AND  CHARING  CROSS. 


CONTENTS. 


CHAPTER  I. 

INTRODUCTORY    AND    QUITE    INDISPENSABLE   TO    ALL    THE 

CHAPTERS   THAT    FOLLOW. 

TAGE 

Of  myself  and  my  wife    ...              ...              ...              ...              ...  1 

My  most  particular  intimates,  White  and  Brown                ...  3 
Formation  of  the  great  S.S.U.D.S.,  and  discussions  on  questions 

of  the  day               ...              ...              ...              ...              ...  5 

My  additional  intimates,  Black,  Yellowly,  and  Reed  6 
Black,  and  science  questions :  Electricity  and  the  Cross- 
Electric           ...             ...              ...              ...              ...  9 

Yellowly  on  social  and  political  questions            ...              ...  9 

On  democracy  and  progress  ...              ...              ...  10 

On  ti'ade  unions                 ...              ...              ...              ...  11 

On  future  amelioration  of  labour  conditions         ...  12 

On  social  advance,  and  some  present  remediable  defects  1 4 

On  some  great  lines  of  attainable  progress          ...  15 

Reed,  and  religious  questions...             ...              ...              ...  17 

Reasonableness  and  common  sense  in  religion     ...  17 

Righteousness  and  usefulness  of  life             ...              ...  19 

Extreme  views  :  Eternal  hell .. .             ...              ...  19 

The  Sunday  question:  Sabbath  v.  Lord's  Day    ...  21 

"  Answers  to  prayer "       ...             ...             ...  24 

The  "praising"  of  God           ...              ...             ...  24 

Sensational  religion ...              ...              ...              ...  25 

A  popular  revival  preacher             ...              ...             ...  26 

The  future  of  good  but  sceptical  men  ...             ...  27 

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CONTENTS. 


Gray  and  Mormonistn               ...              ...  ...              ...       28 

A  proselytizing  scrape             ...  ...              ...               31 

Minor  polemics :  White  and  Brown       ...  ...              ...       33 

Forecasting   the   future.     At  our  pace  of   progress  what  are 

things  to  come  to  in  the  future  ?        ...  ...              ...                34 

My  own  general  forecast         ...              ...  ...              ...        35 

Black's  scientific  forecast               ...  ...              ...               36 

Yellowly's  social  and  political  forecast  ...              ...       38 

Eeed's  religious  forecast                 ...  ...              ...               40 

Gray's  Mormon  forecast          ...              ...  ...              ...       41 

Brown's  remarkable  dream     ...              ...  ...              ...                41 

A  memorable  holiday  trip                ...             ...  ...              ...       42 


CHAPTER  II. 

IT     IS     INDEED    NO    OTHEE    THAN    A   THOUSAND    YEARS     HENCE A 

BUSINESS  EXPEDITION — HOME  AND  FOREIGN  TRADING,  AND 
THE  HOME  TOUR — THE  CHIEF  HARDWARE  AND  ENERGY 
DISTRICTS   OF    OUR   DAY. 

What  travelling  is  in  these  advanced  times 

The  crowd  of  our  modern  life  ...  ...  ... 

A  scientific  experiment  quite  in  character  ... 
Cabs,  cab-stands,  and  cab-travel 
Our  modern  money 
Our  first  business  destination 
Subterranean  life,  and  the  "  sub  "  system  ... 
The  Stock  Exchange  of  these  days — Eise  and  progress  of  the 
great  BuUings 


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CHAPTER  III. 

LIFE   AND    BUSINESS    IN   THE   TWENTY-NINTH    CENTURY. 

A  great  subterranean  abode    ... 
A  subterranean  landscape 

The  hardware  and  Energy  trade  in  a.d.  2882 

A  glance  also  at  the  provision  trade,  and  the  world's  great  food 
question  ... 

Retrospective  view  of  the  trade 

Yalue  and  resource  of  the  dead  to  the  living 


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CONTENTS.  Vll 


CHAPTER  lY. 

OUR   FOREIGN    BUSINESS    TOUR  :    THE    OUTER    CIRCUIT. 

PAGB 

Mj  various  plans  and  projects  of  travel                ...              ...  73 

A  bargain  with  old  Brown       ...              ...              ...              ...  74 

A  glimpse  of  the  great  Ballings  of  the  Stock  Exchange  75 

Yet  one  more  of  my  projects  ...              ...              ...              ...  76 

OfEtoMars               ...              ...             ...              ...              ...  77 

Voyaging  incidents,  safeguards,  and  accommodations       ...  77 

CHAPTER  Y. 

A    RETROSPECT    OF   A   THOUSAND    YEARS. 

Some  chief  causes  of  our  great  progress — 

Great  increase  of  population               ...              ...              ...  83. 

The  woman  as  well  as  the  man  at  work  for  the  world         ...  84 

Universal  education  of  the  people     ...              ...             ...  85 

A  new  page  turned  in  university  life         ...              ...              ...  88 

Cessation  of  war  :  how  and  when  it  came  about             ...  89 
Trades'    union    reform,    and    advancing    condition    of     our 

working  classes                 ...              ...              ...              ...  90 

A  word  on  co-operation — its  e  onomies  and  progress            ...  92 
The   great   Pai'liamentary  block,   and  its  final  ciu'e  by  the 

"  Special  Hansard "  ...              ...              ...             ...             ...  9i 

State  aid  to  progress  by  means  of  Special  Trusts           ...  97 
How  we  reduced  the  interest  rate,  and  finally  extinguished 

our  National  Debt             ...              ...              ...             ...  100 

State  assistance  free  to  the  poorer  youth                 ...             ...  104 

Progress  by  speciality  of  study           ...              ...              ...  105 

Progress  consummation  for  the  time,  in  the  grand  discovery 

of  the  Cross-Electric        ...             ...             ...             ...  107 

CHAPTER  YI. 

A   CHAPTER    ON    SOME   EARLY    BUT   HIGH    POLITICAL    CHANGES. 

Political   and   constitutional   development,  and   the    Common- 
wealth of  England         ...             ...             ...             ...              ...  112 

The  story  as  to  how  war  came  at  last  to  its  end                 ...  114 

An  incident  out  of  war-cessation  ...              ...              ...              ...  122 

The  map  of  Em-ope  after  the  nineteenth  century               ...  122 


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CONTENTS. 


CHAPTEK  YII. 

THE    NINETEETH     CENTURY.     WHAT    COULD     STILL    BE    DONE   "WITH 
ITS    SMALL   REMAINDER. 


What  befell  court  dress    ... 

Our  most  exemplary  episcopate 

Special  trusts  :  The  great  scheme  of  a  resanitated  London 

Reception  of  the  project... 

The  opposition 

Mode  of  the  work  as  to  finance 

An  episode  of  the  project 

General  plan  of  the  work 
Some  chief  features 
Concentration  of  the  public  offices 
Other  special  trusts  :  the  national  drama 
Housekeeping  economy  for  the  masses — Mechanics'  hotels 
Is  o  longer  "  Ireland  our  difficulty  " 

CHAPTER  VIII. 


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THE    TWENTIETH    CENTURY  :    SOME    OF    ITS    PROMINENT    FEATURES. 

A  passing  Transatlantic  family  jar  ...  ...  ...  156 

Club  life  after  the  nineteenth  century ...  ...  ...  158 

Women's  clubs  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  162 

A  trade  union  crisis  of  the  twentieth  century     ...  ...  165 

Social    resanitation :    a    disposition    to    take    society's    evils 

thoroughly  in  hand  ...  ...  ...  ...  168 

1.  Our  new  policy  with  crime  ...  ...  ...  170 

2.  As  to  begging  and  general  vagabondage                ...  173 
Yet  one  more  step  of  advance  and  reform    ...              ...             ...  1 76 

An  enemy  still  capturing  our  territory,  even  after  the  entire 

cessation  of  war     ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  177 

A  trade  union  strike  at  the  end  of  the  twentieth  century  179 

CHAPTER  IX. 

THE   TWENTY-FIRST   CENTURY  :    ITS   ILLUSTRATION    BY    A    PROGRESS 
OF  PRINCIPLES. 

Our  National  Church,  as  it  appeared  and  fared  in  this  twenty- 
first  century  of  our  era  ...  ...  ...  ...     182 

The  United  National  Trades  Union,  and  its  first  centenary  of 
the  death  of  Yellowly ...  ...  ...  185 


CONTENTS.  IX 


PAGE 

Address  of  its  president           ...              ...              ...              ...  185 

The  Union's  reforms          ...              ...              ...              ...  186 

Its  political  intervention  and  results.     Some  chief  political 

questions  of  the  day             ...              ...              ...              ...  187 

A  new  order  of  rank,  national  and  international        . . .  192 

'  Woman's  position  in  society    ...                               ...              ...  195 

Aspects  and  prospects  :  our  country  and  the  world  in  this 

the  twenty-first  century               ...             ...              ...  196 

Our  empire  as  it  emerged  into  this  twenty -first  century  199 


CHAPTER  X. 

THE    TWENTY-SBCOND    CENTURY  :    ITS    ILLUSTRATION  BY    OUR 
SOCIAL    WAYS. 

Marriage  in  the  twenty-second  century       ...              ...  ...     204 

State  intervention  inmarriage       ...              ...  ...             206 

Marriage  settlements               ...             ...              ...  ...     208 

Divorce  in  the  twenty-second  century           ...  ...              209 

Two  typical  instances      ...              ...              ...  ...     210 

A  new  "  International "  in  this  twenty-second  century  ...             213 


CHAPTER  XI. 

THE   TWENTY-THIRD    CENTURY  :     ITS    SOCIAL  ASPECTS. 

A  completing  social  resanitation    ...              ...  ...              ...     225 

The  Selphnil  family         ...              ...              ...  ...             228 

CHAPTER  XII. 

THE    TWENTY-FOURTH    CENTURY  :     ITS    RELIGIOUS    ASPECTS. 

The  great  Mormon  Church               ...             ...  ...              ...     234 

Its  trials              ...              ...              ...              ...  ...             235 

Its  triumphs               ...              ...              ...  ...                       236 

Other  or  lesser  Churches.     The  old  Roman          ...  ...             239 

The  Anglican             ...              ...              ...  ...             ...     240 

Others,  various  and  conflicting       ...             ...  ...             241 


CONTENTS. 


CHAPTER    XIII. 

THE  DAWN  OF  THE  TWENTY. FIFTH  CENTLTRl'  :    ITS  GENERAL  ASPECTS. 

PAGE 

New  and  enlarged  career  for  our  English  race           ...              ...  247 

Old  England's  last  premier             ...              ...              ...  249 

His  portentous  session ;  inauguration  address  ;  the  features 

and  signs  of  his  time     ...              ...              ...               ...  251 

Some  striking  features  of  his  time         ...              ...             ...  252 

The  Crown  of  Labour                ...              ...             ...             ...  255 

CHAPTER   XIV. 

SCIENCE     PKOGEESS     OVER     A      THOUSAND      YEARS'     RETROSPECT. 

PART   I.    FROM     THE     DISCOVERY    OF    THE    CROSS-ELECTRIC    TO 
THAT   OF   THE    DUPLICATION  OF  THE  CROSS. 

The  Cross-Electric  Principle           ...              ...              ...              ...  264 

Electro-Light  speed ...             ...              ...              ...              ...  265 

The  Duphcation                ...              ...              ...              ...              ...  265 

Extreme  simplicity  when  knowm    ...              ...              ...  268 

Grand  results  from  the  discovery          ...              ...              ...  269 

Our  "  'jDrentice  hand  "  in  missives  to  outside  worlds  . . .  270 

A  missive  from  outside  to  ourselves       ...              ...              ...  272 

CHAPTER   XV. 

SCIENCE  PROGRESS  IN  A  THOUSAND  YEARS'  RETROSPECT. — PART  II. 
FROM  DISCOVERY  OF  THE  DUPLICATION  OF  THE  CROSS,  UP 
TO    DISCOVERY    OF   THE    REDUPLICATION. 

Reproduction  of  successive  past  aspects  of  our  earth         ...  276 

Curious  questions  and  solutions,  scientific  and  historical  . . .  280 
Intercourse  with  worlds  outside  :   the  "  Higher  Life "  of  the 

Universe                 ...              ...             ...              ...              ...  282 

Some  special  outside  acquaintances      ...              ...              ...  284 

The  condition  of  the  press  in  these  our  modern  times       . . .  287 

An  editor  of  the  time                ...              ...              ...              ...  289 

Oui' outside-world  acquaintance — Coloured-sun  systems   ...  290 

Effects  of  solar  colour              ...              ...              ...              ...  292 

A  ternary  coloured  system.  Blue,  Green,  Red,  and  respec- 
tive peculiarities  of  people          ...              ...              ...  293 

Its  striking  midnight  skies,  and  effect  upon  the  mind  296 


CONTENTS.  XI 


CHAPTER  XYI. 

SCIENCE  PEOGRESS  IN  A  THOUSAND  YEARS'  RETROSPECT. — PART  III. 
GRAND  CLIMAX  OF  THE  DISCOVERY,  BY  BLACK,  OF  THE 
REDUPLICATION. 

PAGE 

Black's  grand  discovery  :  what  was  it  ?                ...  ...             303 

Black's  practical  application  :  first  outside  voyage  . . .     304 

To  and  from  the  moon  :  preparations            ...  ...              305 

Departure,  and  voyage     ...              ...              ...  ...     308 

Exploration  and  condition  of  the  moon  ...             310 

Return  to  earth                 ...              ...              ...  ...     312 


CHAPTER  XVII. 

INTERPLANETARY  PERSONAL  INTERCOURSE. 

Venus  and  the  Venusians        ...  ...              ...              ...             314 

History  and  features                 ...  ...              ...              ...     316 

Mars  and  the  Marsians             ...  ...              ...              ...             317 

Physical  features       ...             ...  ...              ...              ...     318 

Marsian  progress               ...  ...              ...              ...             319 

Things  social  and  political       ...  ...              ...              ...     321 

Other  members  of  our  solar  system  ...         ...             ...             327 


CHAPTER   XVIII. 

OUR    FOREIGN    TOUR,    RESUMED     FROM    CHAPTER    IV.  :      THE 
OUTER    CIRCUIT. 


Arrival  at  Mars :  reception 
Business 
Politics 

A  Marsian  public  dinner 
An  attack :  a  Marsian  "  leading  article  " 
Arrival  at  lo,  the  First  Jovian  moon     ... 
Physical  features 
Manners  and  customs  of  the  loans 
Return  home  via  Vesta  and  some  other  planetoids 


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Vestian  people  and  business  ...  ...  ...  348 


XU  CONTENTS. 


CHAPTER   XIX. 

OUR   FOREIGN   TOUR  :    THE     INNER    CIRCUIT. 

PAGE 

Preparations       ...             ...              ...  ...              ...              ...     350 

An  old  friend  turns  up  once  more          ...  ...             ...             351 

Our  further  programme  of  travel  ., .  ...              ...              ...     353 

Arrival  at  Venus        ...             ...              ...  ...              ...             353 

Arrival  at  Vulcan              ...              ...  ...              ...              ...     355 

Vulcanian  features  and  peculiarities  ...             ...             357 

The  Vulcanian  people               ...  ...              ...              ...     358 

Arrival  at  the  sun  :  danger  of  the  voyage  ...              ...             359 

CHAPTER  XX. 

THE    SUN,    AND   THE    SOLAR   POPULATIONS.      A   YET    "  HIGHER 
LIFE  "    THERE. 

Upper  and  Lower  Solardom            ...  ...              ...              ...     366 

The  Upper  Solar  people  ...             ...  ...              ...             368 

Our  personal  experience  of  them  ...             ...              ...     372 

Their  grand  science  attainments  ...              ...             376 

CHAPTER  XXI. 

RELATES  CHIEFLY  TO  A  VERY  CURIOUS  DREAM  OF  MINE. 

A  cross  with  Brown — this  time  not  the  Cross-Electric  . . .     381 

My  dream,  and  the  disappointing  awakening      ...  ...  383 

CHAPTER  XXII. 

home's     REALITIES     AT     LAST  :  ^  REAL,     AT  -ANY     RATE,     IF     STILL 

FURTHER   DISAPPOINTING  ...  ...  ...  ...       390 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


CHAPTER  I. 

INTRODUCTORY   AND    QUITE    INDISPENSABLE    TO   ALL 
THE    CHAPTERS    THAT    FOLLOW. 

As  I  always  say,  at  our  present  pace  of  i^rogress,  what  will 
things  come  to  a  thousand  years  hence  ? — Author,  passim. 

Having  to  describe,  in  these  pages,  a  variety  of  persons 
and  circumstances,  connected  with  myself  or  my  be- 
longings and  surroundings,  immediate  or  otherwise, 
what  so  natural  and  fitting  as  that  I  should,  first  of 
all,  treat 

Of  Myself  and  my  Wife  ? 

"  Business  first."  That  is  my  motto,  and  my  wife 
and  I  are  entirely  at  one  there.  We  agree  in  a  good 
deal  more,  I  am  happy  to  say.  If  we  don't  agree  just 
in  everything,  that  is  hardly  to  be  expected  even  of 
the  best  of  wives.  But,  taken  altogether,  we  are  a 
happy  family,  with  a  happy  home.  "Home,  sweet 
home,"  say  I,  "  there's  no  place  like  home." 

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A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


Here,  then,  is  simply  the  little  bit  of  ground  upon 
which  my  wife  and  I  do  not  exactly  pull  together. 
Giving,  as  I  do,  all  due  precedence  to  business,  yet, 
business  over  and  done  with  for  its  time,  the  mind, 
as  I  hold,  may  betake  itself  to  other,  nay,  call  them 
even  higher  things.  Thus  I  have  a  decided  turn  for 
statistics  and  certain  departments  of  science,  the 
marvels  of  astronomy  in  particular.  But  my  wife  has 
not,  and  makes  no  secret  of  her  impatience  with  that 
sort  of  thing.  "  My  stars  !  Nunnie,"  she  will  say — 
my  Christian  name,  by  the  way,  is  Nunsowe,  after 
my  maternal  relations — ''  leave  those  other  stars  to 
their  own  courses,  and  stick  you  to  business ;  you  do 
best  at  that."  Yes,  I  flatter  myself  that  I  do  pretty 
fairly  at  business,  and  in  that  opinion  we  are  also 
agreed. 

But  neither  wife  nor  business  are  to  drive  me  out 
of  science,  and  I  shall  have  a  deal  to  say  on  that 
high  score  ere  we  reach  my  last  chapter.  If  one  friend 
does  not  appreciate,  another  does.  Thus  an  influential 
customer  at  our  shop  got  me  proposed  and  passed  as 
a  member  of  the  Statistical  and  Astronomical  Societies. 
My  wife  growled  at  first  at  the  heavy  subscription 
money.  But  presently  the  letters  I  could  put  at  the 
end  of  my  name  began  to  take  her  fancy  ;  and  when, 
at  one  of  the  soirees,  a  live  knight  actually  helped 
her  to  coffee,  while  she  occupied  a  sofa  just  vacated 
by,  and  still  warm  from,  a  real  countess,  I  heard  no 
more  objections,  even  upon  the  money  question. 

We  are  both,  as  I  trust  and  believe,  good  Church 
people.  She  is  somewhat  High,  at  any  rate  as  com- 
pared with  her  husband.  She  regards  him,  and  per- 
haps, in  a  comparative  sense,  truly  enough,  as  Low 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


and  Broad,  neither  quality  very  savoury  to  her  mind, 
especially  the  first,  which  she  always  associates  with 
conventicle  and  nonconformity  outbreak,  radicalism, 
and  that  general  upsetting  of  the  "lower  orders"  of 
society,  which,  as  she  affirms,  is  now  turning  every- 
thing in  Church  and  State  topsy-turvy.  Even  the  late 
mitigation  in  Court  dress  was  not  at  all  to  her  mind. 
In  these  times  she  would  surrender  nothing  to  the 
enemy. 

Her  temper  was  sadly  ruffled  lately  in  one  of  those 
modern  upsetting  ways.  Having  helped  to  start  a 
servants'  home  in  our  district,  she  was  elected  on  the 
first  committee,  and  was  no  little  gratified  by  the  dis- 
tinction. But  she  was  so  strict  with  the  inmates, 
ever  reminding  them  of  their  proper  sphere,  and  the 
due  recognition  of  their  "  betters,"  that  at  last  a 
mutiny  broke  out  all  over  the  establishment,  and  was 
only  with  difficulty  suppressed.  And  how  could  it 
have  been  suppressed  at  all,  amongst  such  naturally 
perverse  people,  my  wife  maintained,  but  for  all  her 
disciplinary  care  in  the  first  instance  !  And  yet  at 
the  next  election  she  was  dropped  out  of  the  com- 
mittee, her  name  being  at  the  bottom  of  the  poll. 
After  that,  never  speak  to  my  wife  of  the  merits  of 
free  elective  institutions  ! 

My  Most  Particular  Intimates,  White  and  Brown. 

White  was  an  old  retired  coasting  skipper,  settled 
down  for  his  life's  short  remnant  in  our  part  of  great 
London,  and  with  whom,  in  his  business  day,  I  had 
done  many  a  good  stroke  in  freights,  or  frights,  as 
he  always  pronounced  the  word.     He  was  a  hearty 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


old  cock,  always  ready  for  a  yarn,  and  with  a  romantic 
turn  about  travel  by  land  and  sea  which  I  greatly 
enjoyed.  He  and  I  used  often  to  forecast  the  future 
of  travel,  and  wonder  what  travelling  might  come  to, 
say  a  thousand  years  hence.  White  would  assert,  in 
his  vehement  way,  and  with  a  slam  of  our  table  that 
would  send  the  tobacco-pipe  out  of  his  mouth,  that 
he  should  not  wonder  if  our  descendants  got  outside 
the  world  altogether,  and  voyaged  far  and  away  upon 
the  ether  ocean. 

Brown,  again,  was  even  a  still  older  friend,  a  near 
neighbour,  and  a  brother  trader  in  the  same  line  as 
myself,  although  happily  sufficiently  "  round  the 
corner"  to  save  mutual  business  interference.  One 
of  his  sons  being  in  a  stockbroker's  office,  we  were 
often  amused  by  accounts  of  the  bulling  and  bearing 
that  went  on  in  the  Stock  Exchange,  and  both  of  us 
were  curious  as  to  how  fortunes  were  made  there. 
But,  as  fortunes  were  also  lost,  we  never  risked  our 
money.  Our  two  families  had  been  long  intimate ; 
and  if  there  has  been  anything  in  my  wife's  late 
mysteriously  significant  looks  and  hints,  as  regards 
om^  eldest  girl  and  another  son  of  Brown's,  the  said 
families  are,  some  day  soon,  to  be  more  intimate  still. 

Brown  and  I  agreed  in  most  things  to  a  very  hair's- 
breadth.  If  not  very  much  ever  came  out  of  Brown, 
the  amount  that  went  into  him  was  something  mar- 
vellous. He  was  the  most  exemplary  listener  within 
all  the  range  of  my  acquaintance,  and  I  was  bound  to 
reward  him  abundantly  in  that  way.  On  our  half- 
holiday  Saturday  excursions,  we  used  to  seek  out 
some  suburban  solitude,  by  way  of  change  from 
busy  and  noisy  London,  and  there  I  would  pour  into 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


Brown's  ready  ear  all  my  ideas  about  things  in 
general,  and  our  future  progress  in  particular.  We 
remarked  how  each  successive  year  we  had  to  go 
further  and  further  out  upon  the  suburban  lines  to 
secure  this  luxury  of  solitude.  Some  day  London 
will  have  overspread  the  whole  country,  and  some 
day  all  the  rest  of  the  world  will  be  equally  filled. 
After  that  where  was  the  increase  to  find  even  foot- 
room  ?  How  would  it  be  a  thousand  years  hence  ? 
We  should  be  filling  up  the  seas,  and  excavating 
second  and  third  surfaces  beneath  our  feet. 

Lastly,  comes  myself,  in  this  trio  of  intimates  with 
White  and  Brown.  My  own  name  is  Green,  Nunsowe 
Green,  in  the  cheesemongering  and  provisioning  line, 
wholesale  and  retail,  and  in  a  business  way  always  at 
the  reader's  service. 

Formation   of   the  Great  S.S.U.D.S.,  and 
Discussions  on  Questions  of  the  Day. 

The  estabhshment  of  "  The  Shoreditch  and  Spital- 
fields  Universal  Discussion  Society  "  formed  quite  an 
era  in  our  locality,  and  gained  me  fresh  intimacies 
which  I  must  presently  describe,  as  those,  as  well  as 
the  others  already  dealt  with,  have  much  to  do  with 
my  present  story.  That  event  is  now  of  some  little 
time  ago,  and  our  society  has  attained,  in  the  interval, 
no  small  local  fame  and  usefulness  amongst  us.  We 
discuss  freely  all  questions.  But  as  my  particular 
bent  is  the  future,  I  turn  the  tide  in  that  direction  on 
every  opportunity;  and  many  a  paper  I  have  read, 
on  the  question  of  what  our  progress,  at  the  present 
pace,  is  to  do  for  us.  What  will  things  come  to  a 
thousand  years  on  ?     May  I  be  there  to  see. 


6  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 

Having  been  myself  a  leading  promoter  of  the 
society,  and  in  consequence  elected  to  the  first  vice- 
presidency,  I  was  brought  in  contact  with  some  few 
others,  who  have  since  become  also  my  intimates. 
I  must  now  introduce  these  friends  to  the  reader,  in 
connection  with  the  different  questions  of  discussion 
which  they  respectively  took  up  and  made  specially 
their  own. 

My  Additional  Intimates,  Black,  Yellowly, 
AND  Eeed. 

Black  was  a  superannuated  laboratory  assistant  to 
a  chemical  professor ;  and  as  electricity  and  the  spec- 
troscope had  suddenly  flared  out  upon  science  just 
prior  to  his  retirement,  and  much  aroused  his 
curiosity,  he  had  become,  in  his  old  age,  quite  an 
enthusiast  in  these  questions,  electricity  in  particular. 
He  had  pretty  well  the  whole  argument  to  himself 
amongst  us,  and  was  therefore  very  bold  and  free  in 
his  views.  When  I  had  listened  for  ten  minutes  to 
Black,  I  was  ready  to  unload  again  for  hours  upon 
Brown.  Of  course  we  made  Black  our  j)i'esident,  an 
honour  he  has  ever  since  maintained. 

Yellowly  was  a  skilled  artisan,  a  sensible  and 
thoughtful  fellow  in  his  way,  an  ardent  unionist,  and 
zealous  in  other  ways  for  the  influence  and  well-being 
of  his  class.  He  was  our  great  authority  on  the  future 
of  the  working  classes,  and  of  society  and  government 
in  general. 

Eeed  was  a  merchant  of  our  neighbourhood,  a 
superior  sort  of  man,  of  good  education,  and  latterly 
very  successful  in  his   business.     But   although   all 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


this  and  more,  he  always  stuck  to  his  old  friends,  and 
continued  his  leading  part  in  the  society's  discussions. 
If  somewhat  Broad,  he  was  yet,  like  my  wife  and 
self,  a  good  Churchman.  This  double  quality  of  his 
— the  bad  Broad  with  the  good  Church,  as  my  wife 
put  it — might  have  quite  neutralized  her  regards  in 
that  direction,  were  it  not  for  Eeed's  good  social 
position,  which  made  her  always  very  proud  of  his 
and  his  family's  acquaintance.  Besides,  Eeed  was  a 
zealous  and  very  successful  Sunday-school  teacher, 
and  in  such  high  repute  in  the  parish  for  his  method 
of  teaching,  that  it  deserves  here  a  passing  notice. 

His  method  was  this,  that  in  reading  Scripture 
with  his  class,  he  always  did  it  dramatically ;  that  is 
to  say,  as  though  the  various  parties  in  the  narrative 
were  actually  addressing  us.  The  reading  in  any 
case  was  always  as  though  spoken,  instead  of  the 
monotonous  drone  of  ordinary  reading.  The  boys 
and  girls  were  each  in  turn  assigned  their  part,  and 
they  were  exhorted  respectively  to  perfect  themselves 
so  as  to  deliver  their  parts  naturally  and  fluently  and 
without  the  book.  The  consequence  was  an  intense 
emulation  in  all  the  class,  and  a  fresh  interest  in  the 
Bible  narratives  under  this  natural  treatment.  Our 
friend's  Sunday  evening  Scripture  readings  became 
quite  famous  in  the  district ;  and  his  juvenile  troupe 
of  actors  and  actresses,  as  he  purposely  called  them, 
would  give  off  the  story  of  Joseph  and  his  brethren, 
of  Euth,  of  Esther,  and  many  others,  with  an  effect 
that  sent  a  thrill  through  the  large  audience  that  at 
times  witnessed  the  performance. 

I  have  said  that  Eeed  purposely  called  the  young 
pupils  his  acting  troupe.     He  was  wont  to  deplore  the 


8  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 

neglect  amongst  us  of  the  lifelike  dramatic  method, 
alike  in  instruction,  recreation,  and  mere  amusement, 
and  the  disrepute  and  injurious  and  absurd  prejudice 
attaching  to  everything  theatrical.  No  doubt  there 
had  been  some  good  cause  in  the  low  quality  of  most 
of  the  past  and  cmTent  theatrical  entertainment,  and 
the  consequent  secondary  position  of  the  acting  world 
in  general.  He  advocated  even  the  direct  intervention 
of  the  State  to  lift  the  drama  effectually  out  of  the 
mire  into  which  it  had  so  long  fallen,  so  as  to  make 
the  profession  perfectly  respectable,  and  thus  restore 
to  society  one  of  its  very  best  and  most  powerful 
resources. 

There  was  lately  another  incident,  characteristic  of 
Eeed,  at  the  marriage  of  one  of  his  daughters.  He 
was  for  everybody  being  fully  and  usefully  occuj)ied  in 
the  world,  and  would  speak  poetically  of  The  Crown 
of  Labour,  as  that  which  was  to  excel  and  outlive  all 
other  earthly  crowns.  My  wife,  who  had  been  much 
gratified  by  the  invitation  she  received  on  this  happy 
occasion,  had  a  mind  to  specially  please  Eeed  and  the 
young  bride,  by  saying,  in  their  hearing,  something, 
as  she  thought,  extremely  complimentary.  Watching, 
therefore,  her  opportunity,  she  dropped  the  remark 
that  the  young  lady,  with  all  her  expectations,  might 
fanly  have  aspired  even  to  marry  a  title.  The  fair 
bride  was,  in  fact,  to  marry  only  an  intelligent  young 
merchant,  who  had  still  his  way  to  fight  in  the  world, 
and  who  sought  a  wife  to  fight  it  along  with  him.  But 
judge  of  the  amazement  of  my  better  half  when  Eeed 
replied  that  he  both  approved  and  preferred  the  choice 
the  girl  had  made  for  herself.  There  were  three 
classes,  he  went  on  to  say,  whom  he  would  rather  his 


A   THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


daughters  avoided,  in  their  laudable  efforts  to  mate 
themselves  suitably.  These  were — blood  relations, 
soldiers,  and  noblemen.  Not,  certainly,  that  these 
were  worse  than  other  people.  But  the  first  involved 
deterioration  of  breed,  while  the  others  were  exposed, 
in  perhaps  most  instances,  to  a  comparatively  un- 
employed or  idling  life — a  condition  which  was  not 
favourable  either  to  married  happiness  or  to  life's 
highest  or  best  enjoyment. 

Black,  and  Science  Questions  :   Electricity  and 
THE   Cross-Electric. 

Electricity  was,  as  I  have  said.  Black's  great  hobby. 
He  had  a  notable  theory  on  the  subject,  which  was 
entirely  his  own,  as  he  constantly  and  proudly  assured 
us ;  and  this  was  to  the  effect,  that  by  crossing  the 
electric  current,  in  ways  hereafter  to  be  discovered, 
we  should  enormously  increase  the  power  and  quality 
of  the  work  done  by  the  electric  agency.  We  might 
some  day  be  able  to  cross  and  re-cross  and  cross  yet 
again,  with  ever-increasing  powers,  until  our  dynamics 
could  send  us  on  the  wings  of  light  itself  over  space, 
and  our  chemistry  could  synthesise,  as  he  learnedly 
worded  it,  all  the  organic  as  well  as  the  inorganic 
world,  and  turn  out  for  us,  from  the  laboratory,  a 
savoury  beef-steak  as  readily  as  an  acid  or  an  alkali. 

Yellowly  on  Social  and  Political  Questions. 

Our  social  condition,  said  Yellowly,  was  in  a  course 
of  quiet  but  really  rapid  change,  and  in  a  direction 
mevitably  democratic.     He  explained,  in  accordance, 


10  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

that  word  of  disturbing  associations,  ''Progress." 
What  was  the  real  meaning  of  the  term  ?  It  meant 
substantially  the  suiting  and  smoothing  of  the  way 
to  the  many  who  were  ill-off,  in  their  everlasting 
struggle  to  rise  some  little  towards  the  condition  of 
the  few  who  were  well  off.  If  the  hundred  of  the  one 
class  were  wearied  and  worried  by  its  incessant  dust 
and  noise,  the  hundred  thousand  of  the  other  were 
refreshed  and  helped  onwards  to  an  improved  condition. 

On  Democracy  and  Progress. 

Democracy  and  Progress,  then,  meant  the  great 
social  and  economic  change  towards  a  less  unequal 
condition.  Instinctively  the  ill-off  masses  called  out 
to  expedite  the  progress,  while  the  comparative  few, 
who  were  already  well-off,  as  instinctively  shirked  or 
deferred  the  ordeal.  In  this  grudging  spirit  our 
upper  and  well-off  classes  were  liable  to  lose  the 
lead  which  they  might  otherwise  retain.  All  our 
hereditary  preferences  are  for  gentlemen  in  position, 
manners,  and  education  to  lead  us  socially  and 
politically,  if  they  will  only  show  the  due  courage, 
and  not  be  scared  by  the  shadows  of  inevitable  things. 
If  our  leading  classes  would  still  lead,  they  must 
not  grudge  the  disturbance  of  progress.  But  if  these 
will  not  head  the  inevitable  progress,  others  must 
push  them  aside  and  take  their  j)lace.  It  has  been 
sagely  said,  "  Educate  the  masses  first,  and  en- 
franchise them  afterwards."  But  in  practice  it  has 
been  found  that  the  only  way  to  secure  the  progress 
was  to  enfranchise  first.  Thus  an  unprecedented 
race  has  set  in  since  the  great  franchise  extension  of 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  11 

1832.  The  further  extension  of  1867  brought  us  our 
General  Education  Act  of  1870,  and  its  succeeding 
improvements  ;  and  the  impending  still  further  fran- 
chise extension  may  be  expected  to  give  a  marked 
further  impetus  to  society's  advance. 

On  Trade  Unions. 

Yellowly  was  an  ardent  unionist,  but  he  was  quite 
alive  to  certain  vices  and  defects  in  unionist  views. 
He  was,  for  instance,  utterly  opposed  to  the  whole 
coercion  system,  which  doubtless  both  prejudiced  and 
limited  union  life.  He  thought  that  unions  might  be 
so  regulated,  that  membership  would  be  a  privilege, 
pecuniary  and  otherwise,  of  sufficient  value  to  prove 
self-attractive,  and,  at  the  same  time,  to  give  the 
effective  whiphand  over  members  in  regard  to  union 
discipline  or  personal  conduct.  One  of  his  great  aims 
was  the  institution  of  a  permanent  great  National 
Representative  Union,  composed  of  selected  delegates 
from  all  the  other  unions — a  sort  of  Upper  House  or 
Senate  in  union  life.  Such  a  body,  serving  as  a  final 
Court  of  Appeal,  might  be  expected  to  reject  or  annul 
such  narrow,  selfish,  and  erroneous  views  and  rules 
as  still  lingered  in  the  separate  unions.  He  was 
encouraged  in  this  idea  by  the  decided  progress  to- 
wards better  and  more  correct  views  within  the 
unions,  even  during  the  last  few  years. 

Yellowly  hoped,  in  short,  to  see  the  last  prejudices 
against  such  inevitable  results  as  the  piece-work 
system  die  finally  away,  and  along  with  it  that  un- 
reasonable and  unreasoning  fancy  about  giving  to  all 
hands,  good,  bad,  and  indifferent,  the  same  rate  of 


12  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

wages.  More  than  anything  else  did  he  deprecate 
the  narrow  and  unjust  monopoly  involved  in  the 
apprentice  limitation  principle,  and  in  other  respects 
also  the  ungenerous  and  unbrotherly  walls  of  mutual 
exclusion  which  the  different  trades  too  jealously  built 
up  against  each  other.  As  to  picketing,  rattening, 
and  such  like,  they  were  with  Yellowly  beneath  con- 
tempt, and  hardly  to  be  even  spoken  of  with  common 
patience.  At  a  Brickmakers'  Union  one  evening, 
when  one  of  the  members  was  recounting  his  success 
in  so  disabling  the  hands  of  certain  non-unionists,  by 
putting  needles  into  the  clay,  that  their  families  were 
likely  to  starve  for  some  weeks  to  come,  Yellowly,  as 
he  told  us,  could  with  difficulty  resist  smashing  the 
teeth  of  the  vulgar  ruffian,  as  he  leered  complacently 
over  his  ghastly  and  traitorous  story. 

On  Future  Amelioration  of  Labour  Conditions. 

Yellowly  was  full  of  other  schemes  for  the  advance 
of  his  class,  and  that  of  society  generally.  He  had 
large  hopes  from  the  effects  of  the  universal  education 
now  being  enforced ;  and  again  he  had  further  hopes 
in  other  directions  from  all  kinds  of  co-operation, 
by  which,  in  brief,  the  present  scant  comfort  of  work- 
ing-class life  might  be  doubled,  and  at  one-half  the 
present  expense  of  working-class  living.  He  fully 
expected  that  the  unions,  under  the  better  regulations 
of  the  future,  would  promote  more  of  a  sentiment 
of  honour  in  regard  to  conduct  and  character,  and 
particularly  as  to  the  prevalent  evil  of  intem23erance. 
On  this  subject,  he  would  fain  that  his  class,  as  the 
party  chiefly  affected,  took  a  more  leading  charge  of 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  13 

the  great  j)ublic-house  question.  His  own  view  was 
that  the  public-house  proper  should  not  open  till  the 
workman's  dinnertime.  This  decision  was  upon  a 
balance  of  considerations,  in  which  the  temptations 
and  evils  that  were  avoided  far  outweighed  any  or 
all  others.  He  knew  the  power  of  the  temptation, 
from  having  himself  formerly  given  way  to  it.  What 
rescued  him  was  a  friend's  advice,  always  first  to 
quench  actual  thirst  with  water.  By  adopting  that 
practice  he  recovered  completely  his  self-control,  and 
thus  gave  new  motives  and  a  new  joy  to  his  whole 
life.  He  would  therefore  have  water  at  hand  every- 
where— a  tap  of  the  pure  element  to  confront  every 
tap  of  strong  drink,  and  on  such  equal  terms,  to  fight 
sobriety's  great  battle.  Yellowly,  however,  sympa- 
thized far  too  heartily  with  his  fellows,  in  their  rough 
and  hard  life,  to  set  up  any  mere  moralizing  on 
this  latter  subject.  He  had  more  material  aims,  as 
he  would  fain  save  their  hard-earned  money,  thus  so 
profusely  dissipated,  for  better  uses,  and  for  building 
up  the  power,  credit,  and  influence  of  all  his  class. 

He  exhorted  all  his  class  to  honour  and  respect 
woman,  even  if  for  no  higher  aim  than  their  credit 
and  influence  with  society  generally.  He  was  a 
strong  advocate  of  woman's  rights.  The  woman 
should  be  equally  free  with  the  man  to  help  herself, 
and  help  on  the  world,  in  all  ways  suitable  to  her. 
The  world  would  advance  at  a  quicker  pace  by  help 
of  her  head  and  hand.  He  wanted  to  see  the  estab- 
lishment of  women's  as  well  as  men's  clubs ;  and  he 
once  bearded  the  Lord  Mayor  himself,  in  order  to 
get  his  countenance  for  clubs  of  domestic  servants, 
his  lordshi^D,  however,  asserting  that  unless  the  day 


14  A   THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE/ 

could  be  prolonged  to  twenty-five  hours  he  had  not  a 
spare  moment  for  further  duty.  Society  would  gain 
in  political  steadiness,  he  would  say,  by  extending 
the  franchise  to  woman.  Society  would  certainly 
gain  moral  strength  by  woman  tending  her  own  sex 
in  those  delicate  medical  emergencies,  where  the  in- 
trusion of  the  other  sex  is  never  without  sacrifice, 
and  has  hitherto  been  tolerated  only  as  a  supposed 
inevitable  necessity. 

On  Social  Advance,  and  some  Present   Eemediable 

Defects. 

Yellowly  had  equally  pronounced  views  on  other 
social  questions.  He  was  a  strong  advocate  for  every 
one  getting  married.  If  each  young  man,  he  would 
say,  were  early  engaged  to  each  young  woman,  with 
purpose  of  marriage  as  soon  as  the  respective  con- 
ditions allowed,  society  would  be,  socially  and  morally, 
at  its  very  best.  Any  apprehended  difficulties  about 
large  families  and  over  population  weighed  with  him 
as  nothing  in  the  scales  against  the  improved  morality, 
and  the  consequent  economy  and  general  vigour  of 
life. 

The  present  aspect  of  society  was  in  terrible  con- 
trast with  such  a  picture.  But  much  of  this  evil 
condition  was  even  now  somewhat  remediable.  For 
instance,  he  blamed  our  authorities  for  their  laxity  as 
to  the  wide  prevalence  of  all  kinds  of  begging,  with 
tramping,  gipsying,  and  vagabondage  in  general,  by 
which  such  a  huge  mass  of  people  were  allowed  to 
lapse  into  idle,  useless,  and  at  last,  in  many  cases, 
criminal  life.     He  considered  it  a  most  serious  wrong 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  15 


to  the  poorer  classes  that  they  could  slip  so  easily 
into  mendicancy  or  other  useless  ways  of  life,  and 
thus  become  a  nuisance  instead  of  a  help  to  society. 
This  particular  evil  was  now  so  great  and  universal, 
that  high  government  intervention  was  needed  for  its 
thorough  cure. 

We  needed,  in  fact,  quite  a  new  departure,  both 
in  this  and  in  criminal  jurisdiction.  The  hardened 
and  hopeless  professional  criminal,  when  taken  red- 
handed,  should  be  permanently  locked  up,  as  long 
as  he  continued  such,  and  for  his  own  good  as  well 
as  for  the  due  protection  of  society.  Others,  of  whom 
there  was  more  or  less  hope,  should  be  treated  with 
comparative  leniency.  We  should  aim,  as  far  as 
humanity  and  decency  will  permit,  to  prevent  the 
criminal  and  worthless  from  leaving  families  behind, 
and  thus  maintaining  for  society  an  everlasting  battle 
with  professional  and  hereditary  crime. 

On  Some  Great  Lines  of  Attainable  Progress. 

Yet  another  subject,  and  then  I  have  done,  for  the 
present,  with  Yellowly.  Discoursing  on  his  great 
topic.  Progress,  he  would  remark  that  the  most  neces- 
sary and  advantageous  class  of  works  were  those 
which  would  surely  reimburse  all  their  cost  by  the 
lapse  of  mere  value-raising  time.  This  was  the  now 
well-known  *'  unearned  increment  of  value  "  in  the 
country's  real  estate  ;  and  all  experience  had  now 
proved  it  so  reliable  a  feature,  that  he  was  more  than 
astonished  that  no  one  of  our  successive  Governments 
should  as  yet  have,  to  any  noticeable  extent,  applied 
any  of  its  boundless  capabilities  to  the  public  good. 


16  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

He  instanced  the  crying  case  of  the  thorough  resani- 
tation  of  London,  which  had  hitherto  been  attempted, 
with  such  utter  inefficiency,  by  private  enterprise, 
and  latterly,  but  hardly  to  much  better  purpose,  by 
the  Board  of  Works.  During  any  thirty  years  of 
this  century,  the  comj^lete  sanitary  reconstruction 
might  have  been  accomplished,  and  the  cost  entirely 
covered  by  the  rise  of  value  in  the  interval. 

Yellowly's  view,  in  this  important  direction,  was, 
that  the  State  should  undertake  the  larger  works  of 
such  progress,  and  that  this  would  be  done  too 
without  involving  the  country  in  any  public  debt  or 
direct  liability.  He  was  opposed  to  national  debts, 
as  serious  hindrances  to  progress,  and  gave  us  at 
times  his  ideas  about  reducing  the  interest  of  our 
present  debt  and  finally  extinguishing  the  principal. 
His  plan  for  financing  the  great  works  in  question 
was  by  "  special  trusts,"  such  as  that  lately  proposed 
in  the  abortive  London  Water  Works  scheme. 

Then  again,  the  "Parliamentary  block,"  which 
rendered  any  great  general  progress,  such  as  he  con- 
templated, perfectly  hopeless,  even  under  the  new 
prospect  of  the  cloture,  as  well  as  anything  else  in  the 
old  ordinary  way,  he  proposed  to  remove  bodily,  by  sub- 
stituting for  viva  voce  debate  a  special  parliamentary 
IDublication  of  written  views.  In  this  way  he  thought 
that  opinions  and  views  would  be  expressed  more 
freely  and  generally,  as  well  as  more  calmly  and  care- 
fully than  before,  while  measure  after  measure  could 
be  quietly,  but  with  all  due  expedition,  told  off  as  the 
public  needs  required.  As  Yellowly  was  still  in  the 
prime  of  life,  and  already  something  of  a  leading 
man  in  his  union,  and  amongst  his  class,  I  hardly 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  17 

doubted  that,  if  he  lived  long  enough,  he  might  yet 
leave  his  mark,  in  his  own  way,  amongst  his  fellows, 
and  upon  his  time. 

Eeed,  and  Eeligious  Questions. 

Eeed,  as  I  have  said,  took  the  lead  in  religious  dis- 
cussion. Churchman  as  he  was,  he  was  opposed  to  all 
privilege,  and  hoped  there  would  some  day  be  realized 
a  great  inclusive  national  Church,  based  directly  and 
wholly  on  Scrij^ture,  and  free  alike  from  any  political 
pecuniary  or  ecclesiastical  privilege  or  endowment, 
which  other  religious  bodies  could  not  equally  attain. 
Eeligious  interests  represented,  at  best,  only  sections 
of  the  people.  The  State  alone  was  representative  of 
the  whole  people,  and  therefore  the  State  was  and 
ought  to  be  supreme.  In  those  various  senses  he 
approved  an  ''  Established  "  Church,  and  its  ultimate 
appeal  to  the  impartial  and  consistent  dealing  of  the 
high  national  courts.  The  practice  of  dissenting 
bodies  of,  so  to  say,  contracting  themselves  out  of 
the  ordinary  law  was,  in  Eeed's  view,  greatly  to  be 
deprecated,  as  being  a  disadvantage  to  all  parties, 
productive  of  tyrannical  and  unsteady  ways,  and 
promotive  of  religious  dissension  generally. 

Eeasonableness  and  Common  Sense  in  Eeligion. 

Such  was  Eeed's  motto.  No  religion,  he  would  say, 
could  afford  to  dispense  with  either.  He  regarded 
extremes  in  religious  doctrine,  sentiment,  and  ritual 
as  mainly  answerable  for  the  prevailing  scepticism  in 
this  age  of  education,  with  its  inevitable  attendants, 
free  thought  and  criticism,  because  of  their  tendency 

c 


18  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

to  impart  a  moral  and  scientific  improbability  to 
religion.  The  Roman  Church  he  regarded  as  the 
great  transgressor  in  that  way,  as  it  had  succeeded  at 
last,  by  accumulated  superstitious  traditions,  in 
making  Eeligion  incredible  to  a  vast  multitude  of 
educated  and  thoughtful  minds.  Even  still  more 
hurtful  was  the  ridicule  to  religion  (Rome,  however, 
not  being  the  only  offender  in  that  way)  by  retaining 
an  obsolete  lackadaisical  phraseology,  worthy  of  the 
impenetrable  serenity  of  the  Dark  Ages'  mind,  as 
though  thus  to  force  the  way  by  defying  the  ready 
sense  of  humour,  as  well  as  the  ordmary  common 
sense,  of  modern  society.  The  religion  which  had 
satisfied  Newton  might  satisfy  ordinary  mortals.  But 
this  great  question  in  particular  could  least  dispense 
with  judicious  presentation.  If  we  would  judge 
surely  of  the  reasonableness  of  our  own  religious 
ways  and  views,  we  should  transfer  them  to  some 
other  and  opposing  creed,  and  see  how  they  looked  in 
that  changed  light.  Our  religion — the  Protestant 
section  at  least — was  professedly  based  exclusively  on 
Scripture ;  and  the  open  and  simple  doctrinal  state- 
ments of  Scripture  were  not  wisely  recast  into  hard 
creeds  and  confessions,  which  had  ever  divided  and 
kept  asunder  the  Christian  people.  Reed  would 
abolish  all  creeds,  even  back  to  the  so-called  Apostle's, 
with  its  Godhead  falling  as  much  short  of  that  of 
Scripture  statement,  as  that  of  the  so-called  Athanasian 
passed  speculatively  ahead  of  it.  The  terms  Trinity 
and  Trinitarian,  which  now  resounded  so  incessantly 
through  all  our  faith,  were  not  Scriptural,  and  should 
therefore  be  disused. 


A    THOUSAND    YEABS    HENCE.  19 


ElGHTEOUSNESS   AND    USEFULNESS    OF    LiFE. 

The  end  in  religion,  as  in  all  else  for  man  in  this 
world,  Eeed  asserted,  was  righteousness  and  usefulness 
of  life.  The  simple  doctrinal  language  of  Christ  con- 
stantly alternated  in  this  practical  direction.  Amongst 
the  advantages,  indispensable  indeed  to  modern  society, 
of  a  great  staff  or  order  of  trained  clergy,  was  this 
one  disadvantage,  that  they  were  ever  apt,  by  the 
instincts  of  their  position,  to  make  doctrine  supreme, 
and  thus  turn  the  means  into  the  end.  And  thus  we 
had  a  permanent  heritage  of  antagonistic  religious 
sects,  with  the  discouraging  and  almost  hopeless 
feature  that  each  was  far  more  concerned  for  its 
hereditary  differences,  than  for  the  substantial  truth 
of  religion. 


Extreme  Views  :  Eternal  Hell. 

Although  reasonableness  and  common  sense  were 
already  decidedly  on  the  advance  in  religious  views, 
Eeed  regarded  certain  extremes  of  popular  orthodoxy 
as  still  answerable  for  much  discredit  and  hindrance 
to  religion.  Take,  for  instance,  the  future  of  a  literal 
eternal  torment.  Was  our  religion  really  weighted  with 
so  extreme  a  moral  improbability  ?  If  we  had  not 
been  used  to  such  a  doctrine  in  our  own  religion, 
what  would  we  have  thought  of  any  other  religion 
that  possessed  it  ?  The  most  formidable  opponent  to 
this  dogma,  to  begin  with,  is  the  Bible  itself,  in  the 
equity,  reasonableness,  and  mercy  of  its  general 
spirit  and  tenour.  The  question  here  is,  how  far 
the   exact   literal   is  always   to   be   assumed   in   the 


20  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

Bible,  highly  Oriental  and  figurative  as  it  is  through- 
out, and  addressed  directly  to  the  Oriental  mind. 
The  most  effective  argument  is  perhaps  to  show  that 
we  have  not  hesitated  repeatedly  to  set  aside  the 
literal  in  other  directions.  Thus  nearly  all  Christen- 
dom has  resisted  the  Calvinistic  view,  in  spite  of  the 
strong  passages  in  the  Epistle  to  the  Komans  ;  while 
the  Eeal  Presence  doctrine  is,  on  the  ground  of  patent 
fact  and  common  sense,  summarily  dismissed  by  all 
sound  Protestants,  notwithstanding  the  strongly  literal 
terms  in  St.  John's  Gospel.  And,  again,  while  but 
two  centuries  ago  witchcraft  and  an  eternal  hell  were 
equally  orthodox  teaching,  humanity  and  common 
sense  have  happily  already  quite  rid  us  of  the  former. 
The  laity  first  dropped  it,  and  finally  and  grudgingly 
the  clergy ;  and  now,  when  for  like  reasons  the  laity 
have  begun  to  throw  off  the  latter  belief,  we  must 
hope  that  the  tenacity  of  the  clergy  will  prove,  as 
before,  but  a  temporary  hindrance. 

But  let  us,  continued  Eeed,  directly  confront  the 
two  great  pillars  of  the  dogma  in  question,  namely, 
the  stories  of  the  Sheep  and  the  Goats,  and  of  the  Eich 
Man  and  Lazarus.  In  the  former  we  have  Heaven 
and  Plell  respectively  awarded  for  the  performance  or 
neglect  of  ordinary  charities.  Well,  we  have  made 
no  scruple  whatever  to  relegate  all  this  charity  doc- 
trine to  the  realm  of  figure,  but  we  still  retain  all  the 
literal  Hell  fire.  One  might  surely  say  here,  with 
the  noble  poet,  in  a  slight  modification  of  his 
words  : — 

"  Of  two  such  lessons,  why  reject 
The  nobler  and  the  likelier  one." 

Then,  again,  as  to  the  second  story,  we  have  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  21 

rich  man  in  want  and  misery  Hereafter,  simply 
because  he  enjoyed  his  abundance  in  this  life ;  while 
the  poor  and  miserable  in  this  life  was  rich  and 
happy  in  the  next.  "  Son,  thou,  in  thy  lifetime, 
receivedst  thy  good  things,  and  likewise  Lazarus  evil 
things ;  but  now  he  is  comforted,  and  thou  art 
tormented."  Here  then,  if  we  are  bound  to  the  literal, 
is  quite  a  new  religion,  by  which  the  conditions  in 
this  life  and  the  next  are  to  be  simply  and  exactly 
reversed.  Such  a  religion  might  be  called  the  Nemesis 
of  the  Grave,  and  it  might  possibly  exist,  as  our 
President  Black  has  suggested,  in  coloured  sun 
systems  or  other  eccentric  parts  of  the  universe.  We 
have  dismissed,  even  without  a  hearing,  all  this 
Nemesis  part  of  the  case,  but  once  more  we  have 
picked  out,  and  clung  to,  the  everlasting  fire. 

The  Sunday  Question — Sabbath  v.  Lord's  Day. 

Reed  strongly  opposed  the  Sabbatarian  view,  re- 
garding it  even  as  a  serious  stumbling-block  in  the 
Christian  pathway  to  the  great  body  of  the  Christian 
people.  The  view  that  good,  honest,  necessary  labour 
could  be  sinful  at  any  time  or  on  any  day  of  the  week, 
placed  us,  at  once,  at  variance  with  common  sense. 
The  Judaic  idea  was  special,  inferior,  and,  as  regarded 
Christians,  past  and  done  with.  The  Christian  ideal 
had  superseded  the  old  Israelitish  division  into  secular 
and  sacred  days,  because,  whether  in  the  shop,  the 
field,  or  the  Church,  Saturday  or  Sunday,  we  were 
alike  in  the  service  of  God.  Nor  should  we  lower  this 
high  standard  because  there  are  still  many  minds 
which  do  not,  or  cannot,  rise  to  it.     The  portentous. 


22  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

all  but  total,  silence  of  the  New  Testament  and  the 
early  Church  upon  the  Jewish  Sabbath,  together  with 
the  prompt  change  of  the  day,  seem  enough  to  settle 
this  question  for  us  Christians.  But,  in  fact,  this  con- 
tentious modern  Sabbath  question  is  really  in  the  main 
an  outcome  of  the  Puritanism  of  the  last  three  or  four 
centuries.  And  here,  once  more,  the  instincts  of  an 
order  of  clergy  are  a]pt  to  be  against  us  ;  for  naturally 
enough  their  tendency  must  be  to  regard  the  special 
day  of  their  own  ministrations  as  the  best  of  the 
week.  Inheriting  that  view,  they  must  naturally  be 
loth  to  disinherit  themselves. 

Bat  the  Sabbath  is  part  of  the  Decalogue !  Well, 
but  the  Decalogue  itself  is  special,  early  Israelitish, 
and  perfected  only  by  the  higher  and  wider  law, 
recognized  by  Christ,  of  the  love  of  God  and  the  love 
of  our  neighbour.  Its  special  character  is  shown  by 
"the  third  and  fourth  generation"  doctrine  of  the 
second  commandment,  which  later  Scripture  of  wider 
application  has  superseded ;  by  the  coercive  fourth 
commandment  itself ;  by  the  special  allusions  of  the 
fifth ;  and,  lastly,  by  the  tenth,  which,  among  covet- 
able  things,  classes  the  wiie  with  the  slaves  and 
chattels  of  her  husband.  In  the  same  special  category 
is  the  free  polygamy  and  concubinage  of  those  earlier 
Old  Testament  times  ;  and  the  highest  authority  has 
similarly  stamped  the  ''eye  for  an  eye,  and  tooth  for 
a  tooth "  doctrine.  All  this  special  case  is  still  a 
high  theological  question,  to  which  the  best  and 
perhaps  the  only  answer  has  been  given  by  Christ 
himself,  on  the  occasion  of  yet  one  more  characteristic 
instance  of  it,  when  he  replied  to  the  inquiring  Jews, 
that  "Moses,  for  your  hardness  of  heart,  suffered  you 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  23 

to  put  away  your  wives ;  but  from  the  beginning  it 
hath  not  been  so." 

But  seeing  that  man,  who  is  born  to  toil,  needs  a 
periodical  recreative  rest,  we  have  wisely  retained 
the  ancient  and  suitable  seventh  day,  while,  for 
Christian  reasons,  it  is  also  specially  honoured  as  the 
Lord's  Day.  This,  rather  than  the  misleading  term 
Sabbath,  is  properly  for  us  its  name.  And  again, 
whilst  dissociating  all  idea  of  sin  from  useful  and 
necessary  work  on  any  day  whatever  (for  if  any  one 
fails,  on  occasion,  adequately  to  provide  for  his  house- 
hold in  the  six  days,  what  more  appropriate  or 
meritorious  than  to  sacrifice  also  the  seventh  ?),  yet 
the  needs  of  society  at  large  require  some  common 
understanding  and  purpose,  and  even  the  authoritative 
intervention  of  the  State,  to  promote  and  maintain 
a  universally  recognized  day  of  rest.  It  is  the 
recreative  day  of  rest  and  leisure,  and  as  such  all  the 
well-disposed  will  gladly  and  naturally  avail  of  its 
opportunities  for  a  still  larger  share  of  religious 
exercise  and  thought.  But  as  to  this  we  should  bear 
in  mind  that  neither  coercive  nor  hypocritical  religion 
can  be  either  edifying  to  man  or  acceptable  to  God. 
Nor  should  we  forget  that  "rest,"  in  the  sense  of 
mere  inaction,  is  not  the  most  acceptably  recreative 
agency  to  large  sections  of  modern  society.  The 
great  want  is  a  freely  cheerful  recreative  day,  in  which, 
with  a  large  mutual  charity  and  forbearance,  every 
one  may  be  left  to  do  himself  all  the  good  he  can, 
without  disturbing  his  neighbour.  "  Let  every  one 
be  persuaded  in  his  own  mind." 


24  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


"  Answers  to  Prayer." 

Nothing  is  more  proper  to  man,  or  more  enjoined 
by  Scripture,  than  prayer  to  God.  But  there  prevailed 
widely  a  very  free  and  easy  assumption  of  special  and 
direct  ^'answers  to  prayer,"  which,  from  the  devout 
general  or  monarch  on  the  battle-field,  down  to  the 
devout  leaders  in  more  ordinary  scenes  of  all  kinds, 
were  but  too  apt  to  involve  the  Divine  Being  in  a 
perpetual  succession  of  contradictory  and  impossible 
events  and  statistics.  It  is  always  good  to  pray,  and 
every  one  gets  good  by  so  doing.  But  it  is  never 
safe,  in  modern  experience,  to  assume  special  and 
direct  answers.  Even  the  apparently  happiest  hits, 
in  this  interpreting  way,  are  apt  to  be  the  most 
laughed  at,  by  religious  people  themselves,  where 
there  is  variance  in  religious  views. 

The  "Praising"  of  God. 

The  idea  underlying  "the  worship  of  praise"  is 
wholly  at  variance  with  modern  advanced  thought 
and  moral  perception.  To  praise  any  one,  in  order 
to  please  him  or  receive  his  favour,  is  too  gross  to  the 
modern  sense  to  be  even  thought  of,  and  the  higher 
the  person  thus  addressed,  the  greater  perhaps  would 
be  the  affront.  But  by  force  of  long  unchallenged 
habit  we  can  literally  rant  and  bellow  the  praises  of 
God  without  sense  of  the  ludicrous  grossness  of  the  pro- 
cedure. The  words  and  example  of  Christ  do  not  sustain 
this  low  ideal.  The  hymns  our  modern  Churches  are 
substituting  for  the  old  praising  psalms,  are  a  move- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  25 

ment   in  the   right   direction.     The  praising  as  the 
cursing  psalms  belong  alike  to  the  religious  past. 

Sensational  Eeligion. 

Although  opposed  to  gross  forms  of  religious  excite- 
ment, Eeed  was  ready  to  acknowledge  that  the  masses 
might  not  be  reached  by  the  decorous  quietude  of 
religious  ministration,  suited  to  more  refined  and 
educated  life;  and  thus  he  freely  recognized  the 
valuable  co-operative  aid  of  active  and  zealous  non- 
conformity with  the  efforts  of  his  own  Church  in  the 
religious  leavening  of  the  people.  But  he  was  opposed 
to  that  extravagance  that  might  be  called  the  scare 
system,  in  popular  preaching  and  conversion  efforts. 
No  doubt  some  few  natures  were  aroused — scared,  so 
to  say — into  better  ways,  but  usually  at  the  serious 
cost  of  an  unhealthy  and  alienating  effect  upon  all 
the  rest.  Suppose,  for  example,  some  great  school 
where  the  master's  system  was  to  threaten  the  children 
indiscriminately  all  round,  to  the  effect  that  if  the 
naturally  vicious  little  "  varmints,"  as  he  held  them  all 
to  be,  did  not  do  all  he  ordered  them,  and  believe  all 
he  told  them,  down  they  should  drop  into  some  place 
of  torment.  No  doubt  some  few  specially  unruly 
spirits  might  be  cowed  into  good  conduct,  but  what, 
on  the  other  hand,  would  be  the  moral  effect  upon 
the  whole  school  ?  Then,  again,  even  if  revivals 
and  conversions  in  the  scare  way  had  at  times  such 
good  practical  results,  we  must  remember  that  this 
sensational  feature  does  not  belong  to  any  one  religion 
in  particular,  but  is  the  indiscriminate  heritage  even 
of  opposing  creeds.     There  is,   in   short,   always   a 


26  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

grotesque  side  of  the  case  which  is  damaging  to 
religion  in  the  pubHc  feeling  by  its  suggestive  aspect 
of  moral  and  mental  instability. 

A  Popular  Eevival  Preacher. 

For  discussional  purposes  Eeed  took  some  of  us  one 
evening  lately  to  a  popular  revival  meeting.  The 
preacher  on  the  occasion,  as  he  himself  was  fain  to 
boast,  was  as  destitute  of  human  "  orders  "  as  he  was 
of  human  learning.  His  orders,  he  said,  were  direct 
from  Heaven.  He  told  us  he  had  been  converted 
from  a  life  of  vice,  and  with  complacent  but  un- 
savoury effusion  recounted  his  having  broken  well- 
nigh  every  law,  human  and  divine.  But  as,  withal, 
he  had  sought  and  had  found  pardon,  so  no  one  need 
be  discouraged  on  account  of  personal  depravity. 
Heaven,  he  said,  was  full  of  pardoned  depravity. 
The  blessed  angels  rejoiced  most  over  those  who  had 
been  the  most  depraved.  But  some  might  say,  "  Live 
on  as  you  like,  only  take  care  at  the  end  to  repent 
and  secure  pardon  and  Heaven."  Well,  it  might  all 
come  right  at  the  last  moment,  no  doubt;  but  he 
must  warn  all  such  that  they  pla3^ed  a  risky  game, 
for  they  might  be  suddenly  cut  off  unprepared,  and 
thus  inherit  everlasting  fire  instead  of  eternal  bliss. 

He  truly  pitied  all  those  people,  so  worthy  in  their 
own  eyes,  who  led  what  the  world  called  good  moral 
lives ;  because  all  their  weary  and  protracted  efforts 
and  restraints  in  that  self-righteous  way  would  not 
bring  them,  by  one  jot  or  one  tittle,  nearer  to  Heaven. 
He  then  passed  to  the  final  and  terrible  day  of  judg- 
ment, when  all  these  people,  in  their  helpless  rags  of 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  27 

self -righteousness,  were  to  come  u^d  to  receive  their 
eternal  doom.  Here  then  they  are,  all  arrayed  now 
on  the  left  hand  of  the  great  Judge,  and  plentifully 
amongst  them  are  scattered  earthly  judges,  magis- 
trates, long  files  of  policemen — all  of  them  possibly 
quite  respectable  in  this  world's  view.  These  had  it 
all  their  own  way  upon  the  earth,  and  a  merciless 
way  too.  But  now  the  judges  of  this  world  are  to  be 
themselves  judged.  On  the  right  hand,  again,  is 
arrayed  another  group,  equal  to  the  first,  but,  in  the 
world's  view,  of  a  very  different  quality — burglars, 
wife-smashers,  murderers,  but  who  had  sought  and 
obtained  that  mercy  and  pardon  from  Heaven,  which 
the  inferior  authorities  of  earth  had  denied  them. 
Those  on  the  left  are  passed  downwards  into  everlast- 
ing fire ;  while  those  on  the  right  move  upwards  into 
eternal  bliss,  singing  as  they  go,  out  of  lovely  angels', 
bosoms,  their  alleluiahs  of  hol}^  triumph  and  sanctified 
revenge. 

The  Future  of  Good  but  Sceptical  Men. 

Another  of  Eeed's  religious  questions  concerned  the 
hereafter  of  our  many  eminent  but  sceptical  philo- 
sophers. What  was  to  befall  this  legion  of  able, 
useful,  and  otherwise  excellent  men,  after  their  busy 
life  here  below  was  ended  ?  Not  a  few  of  them  might 
fairly  dispute  the  high  palm  awarded  to  David  Hume, 
after  his  death,  by  his  sorrowing  friend,  Adam  Smith, 
"  as  approaching  as  nearly  to  the  idea  of  a  perfectly 
wise  and  virtuous  man,  as  perhaps  the  nature  of 
human  frailty  will  permit."  Reed  was  guided  in  this 
contentious  question  by  the  moral  and  equitable  spirit 


28  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

equally  pervading  Scripture  with  the  dogmatic,  and 
demanding  equal  consideration.  To  all,  therefore, 
whose  life  and  conduct  had  been  worthy,  the  impartial 
Judge  would  say,  *'  Well  done,  good  and  faithful 
servant,  enter  into  that  higher  and  more  enduring 
life,  for  which  thou,  whilst  on  earth,  hast  so  diligently 
qualified."  Besides,  added  Eeed,  those  worthy  people 
will  have  such  a  sheepish  look  when  that  unexpected 
day  comes  upon  them,  that  it  will  be  impossible  to 
mistake  them  for  goats. 

This  discussion  proved  all  the  more  interesting  to 
us  at  the  time,  as  occurring  simultaneously  with  the 
expression  of  a  very  different  view  on  the  same  subject 
from  a  right  reverend  prelate  of  our  Church,  who  had 
once  more  nailed  the  red  flag  to  the  mast,  in  declaring 
that  Plume  and  Voltaire  would  now  be  experiencing 
that  eternity  and  eternal  fire,  which,  while  in  this 
life,  they  had  ventured  to  disbelieve. 

Gray  and  Mormonism. 

Another  active  and  intelligent  member  of  our  society 
was  my  foreman,  Gray.  For  business  purposes  there 
could  be  no  better  man.  But  Gray  was  a  zealous 
Mormon,  having  been  converted  by  a  mission  of  that 
persuasion  some  years  before.  His  wife,  although 
disliking  the  Mormonism  for  more  reasons  than  one, 
yet  admitted  that  the  conversion  had  given  herself  a 
better  husband,  and  her  children  a  better  father. 
When  my  offended  wife  would  have  had  me  turn  him 
off  forthwith,  I  explained  that  certainly  that  orthodox 
course  meant  a  reduced  credit  at  the  year's  profit 
and  loss   account,  and  consequently  reduced   possi- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  29 

bilities  of  milliner's  bills.     So  her  opposition  in  that 
direction  ceased. 

Gray  would  say  that  religion  had  its  rotten-egg 
stage.  The  early  Christians  had  to  encounter  it,  and 
so  now  have  the  early  Mormons.  But  if  he  had  to  be 
prudent  and  guarded  outside  the  society's  walls,  his 
zeal  did  not  spare  us  within.  The  future,  he  would 
assert,  belonged  to  Mormon  truth,  and  he  would  like, 
of  all  things,  to  witness  the  spread  and  trium^Dhs  of 
his  Church  five  hundred  or  a  thousand  years  hence. 
Until  his  conversion  he  had  been  negligent  in  the 
religious  sense ;  but  now  he  was  himself  full  of  con- 
verting zeal,  and,  with  a  solemn  and  adroit  way  he 
had,  he  was  not  unsuccessful.  For  instance,  standing 
at  his  own  door  one  evening,  when  a  person  passing 
in  the  street  inquired  of  him  the  way,  he  got  him 
inside,  promising  with  serious  manner  to  show  him 
the  true  way.  There  he  succeeded  in  engaging  his 
visitor  in  earnest  discussion  and  prayer ;  and  the  man, 
who  frankly  admitted  that  he  had  not  previously 
attended  much  to  religion,  was  so  struck  by  Gray's 
words  and  manner,  that  he  called  repeatedly  after- 
wards for  further  insight,  and  ended  by  conversion  to 
Mor  monism. 

Gray  had  great  faith  in  getting  people  to  their 
knees.  He  would  say  that  half  conversion's  battle 
was  over  at  that  stage.  An  odd  incident  once  hap- 
pened to  him,  in  that  converting  way,  on  meeting 
accidentally,  in  the  railway  train,  an  equally  zealous 
rival  missionary  of  one  of  the  smaller  and  more  active 
religious  bodies,  who  was,  like  himself,  a  great  scare 
converter.  The  particular  method  of  this  latter  party 
was  to  run  up  to  people  passing  on  the  highway,  and 


30  A    THOUSx\ND    YEARS    HENCE. 

demand  of  them,  in  all  anxiety  and  alarm  of  expres- 
sion, if  they  were  yet  saved.  Both  missionaries  had 
enjoyed  converting  successes  that  day,  and  each  was 
returning  home  more  or  less  satisfied,  when  they 
happened  to  meet  in  the  same  compartment  of  the 
train.  As  the  saying  is,  "  When  Greek  meets  Greek, 
then  comes  the  tug  of  war."  Each,  catching  in  the 
other's  eye  the  sinister  glance  of  religious  diversity  or 
unbelief,  seized  upon  the  other  to  bring  him  to  his 
knees.  But  neither  party  expecting  the  other's  attack, 
and  misunderstanding  its  harmless  meaning,  there 
were  immediate  and  loud  calls  from  both  simul- 
taneously for  guard  and  police ;  and  it  was  only  after 
due  explanation  from  either  side  that  they  were  both 
discharged  from  custody. 

Gray  had  full  belief  in  eternal  punishment,  and 
would  solemnly  declare  that  everlasting  fire  awaited 
all  who  rejected  Mormon  truth.  If  people  wilfully 
accepted  the  alternative,  he  would  say,  how  was  God 
cruel  to  leave  them  to  their  own  will  and  choice  ? 
The  heart  was  at  fault  in  unbelief  rather  than  the 
head.  If  any  one  pleaded  the  impossibility  of  believing 
Mormonism,  he  would  sharply  ask  if  it  was  impossible 
for  him  to  fall  upon  his  knees  and  pray  for  true 
faith,  which,  if  prayed  for  honestly  and  in  earnest, 
would  certainly  be  given.  And  again  he  would  urge 
people  to  believe,  if  only  on  prudential  grounds,  for 
even  if  religion,  after  all,  proved  to  be  a  myth,  they 
lost  nothing,  whereas  if  true  they  lost  everything. 
Above  all,  he  earnestly  exhorted  converts  to  abstain 
from  reading  or  listening  to  the  profane  attacks  of 
the  outside  Gentile  world,  however  plausible,  upon 
Mormon  truth. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  31 

Violet,  another  active  member  of  our  society,  was 
one  of  Gray's  hardest  opponents.  Violet  in  religion 
was  Unitarian,  and  in  his  phlegmatic  way,  which  was 
so  irritating  to  Gray's  sincerely  hot  zeal,  he  would 
argue  that  God  must  be  as  greatly  dishonoured  by 
believing  too  much  as  too  little.  The  "peculiar 
domestic  institution"  did  not,  of  course,  escape 
Violet's  sarcastic  animadversion.  But  the  already 
well-practised  Gray  was  not  unprepared  for  the  enemy 
on  this  delicate  point.  He  would  remark,  with  an 
off-hand  but  lofty  reserve,  that  if  he  must  condescend 
to  defend  what  God  himself  had,  by  direct  intimation, 
sanctioned  and  even  enjoined  upon  the  saints,  he 
would  ask  what  was  man  that  he  should  presume  to 
set  up  his  mere  human  notions  of  morality  against 
God  ?  God  was  infinite,  and  infinite  morality  might 
well  be,  and  doubtless  really  was,  something  different 
from  the  finite. 

A  Proselytizing   Scrape. 

All  this  ''measure  for  measure  "  was  well  enough 
in  its  way ;  but  my  over-zealous  converting  foreman 
was  as  nearly  as  possible  in  a  serious  scrape  lately, 
which  came  about  in  this  way.  There  were  two 
young  Scotch  girls,  sisters,  and  servants  next  door 
to  us,  whom  Gray  thus  got  slightly  to  know,  and  on 
whose  conversion  he  had  set  his  heart.  They  had, 
however,  very  much  taken  my  wife's  fancy  by  their 
quiet  and  humble  ways  ;  and  accordingly  she  never 
rested  till  she  had  got  them  out  of  their  wrong 
northern  Presbyterianism — a  religion  in  her  eyes  no 
better  than  it  should  be — and  had  them  both  securely 


32  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

confirmed  at  our  parish  church.  As  the  great  organ 
was  pealing  all  through  the  building  when  the  girls 
first  entered  it,  a  cold  shiver  ran  through  them, 
because,  as  they  said,  it  seemed  like  entering  a  play- 
house on  the  Sabbath.  My  wife,  however,  succeeded 
in  laughing  them  out  of  this  nonsense,  as  she  called 
it.  But,  alas,  for  those  area  stairs  in  our  city  houses, 
so  useful  to  pass  food  to  the  body,  they  facilitate  also 
poison  to  the  soul.  Two  Catholic  sisters,  on  a  con- 
version mission,  found  their  way  down.  They  were 
gentleness  and  meekness  personified.  When  they  ex- 
horted to  pray  preferentially  to  the  Holy  Virgin,  who, 
as  Mother  of  God  and  Queen  of  Heaven,  had  more 
influence  for  people's  good  or  ill  than  any  other 
member  of  the  Godhead  ;  when  they  expatiated  further 
on  the  all  but  super-mortal  Infallible  earthly  Head  of 
their  only  true  Church ;  and  finally  upon  everlasting 
fire  in  reserve  hereafter  for  all  who  refused  to  be 
saved  through  the  Catholic  Church,  the  girls  were  at 
last  reconverted ;  and  as  they  had  to  attend  mass  by 
stealth,  for  fear  of  losing  their  places,  they  became 
all  the  more  zealous  about  their  new  faith. 

But  now  opens  another  and  final  scene  in  this  little 
drama.  One  of  the  girls  is  taken  seriously  ill.  She 
had  caught  severe  cold  some  time  before,  in  attending 
a  protracted  midnight  revival  meeting,  to  bring  in  the 
new  year  ;  and  now  a  galloping  consumption  had  set 
in,  and  the  young  life  must  so  prematurely  close. 
Deathbeds  were  always  Gray's  grand  opportunity. 
He  contrived  to  gain  access  to' the  patient,  and  when 
the  excitement  and  alarm,  into  which  he  succeeded  in 
throwing  her,  threatened  immediately  fatal  results, 
he  was  only  all  the  more  pressing  to  secure  the  con- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  33 

version  during  the  last  possible  and  precious  moments. 
A  fit  came  on  in  consequence,  from  which  there  was 
no  subsequent  rally ;  but  he  could  assure  the  surviving 
sister  that  the  last  sj)arkle  of  the  eye  looked  that  of 
true  faith.  The  sister  was  thus  also  converted ;  and 
she  afterwards  emigrated  to  Utah,  to  be  safely  sealed 
for  Mormon  paradise  as  thirteenth  wife  of  a  Mormon 
elder. 

Eeed  was  furious  when  he  heard  of  this  business, 
and  spoke  freely  of  the  benefit  of  diverting  such  mur- 
derous zeal  by  twelve  months  of  the  treadmill.  He 
even  called  upon  the  coroner  to  consider  about  having 
Gray  arrested,  with  the  view  of  having  him  tried  for 
manslaughter.  The  coroner  stood  aghast  at  the  new 
field  of  work  thus  opened  out  to  himself,  and  asked 
where,  in  the  discrimination  of  such  doings,  he  was 
to  stop ;  for  Eeed  had  clearly  enough  intimated  that 
he  had  no  idea  of  limiting  his  action  to  Mor monism. 

Minor  Polemics — White  and  Brown. 

White  was  Wesley  an,  while  Brown  was  Calvinist. 
Quiet  old  Brown  held  the  stern  and  iron  faith,  while 
that  of  love  and  gentleness  had  fallen  to  vehement 
old  White.  Yet  in  religious  matters  Brown  was  any- 
thing but  quiet,  and  was  ever  seeking  a  fling  at  White, 
whom  he  usually  and  easily  discomfited  by  throwing 
at  him  a  ready  succession  of  Scripture  texts.  A  re- 
mark of  Eeed's  one  day,  that  the  only  effectual  way  to 
settle  an  extreme  sectary  was  to  bring  down  upon  him 
another  sectary  still  more  extreme,  was  duly  treasured 
up,  for  defensive  purposes,  in  White's  mind.  Accord- 
ingly, the  next  time  he  argued  with  Brown,  White  had 

D 


84  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

provided  the  company  of  a  neighbour  and  acquaint- 
ance of  his  own,  who  was  also  Calvinistic,  but  in  a 
decidedly  more  advanced  degree  than  Brown.  Poor 
Brown  was  soon  effectually  smashed,  and  White's  future 
peace  secured.  We  nicknamed  this  terrible  fellow  the 
Unmitigated  Calvinist,  while  Brown  was  only  the 
Mitigated,  or  mere  Eeason-Eeconciliation  Calvinist. 

Forecasting  the  Future — At  our  Pace  of  Progress 
WHAT  are  Things  to  come  to  in  the  Future  ? 

In  accordance  with  my  own  particular  hobby,  I 
would,  on  every  possible  occasion  in  our  society,  turn 
the  discussion  upon  the  forecasting  of  the  future. 
Our  present  progress  was  in  geometric  ratio,  to  use 
a  common  phrase.  Every  ten  or  twenty  years'  ad- 
vance exceeded  that  of  any  previous  like  interval,  and 
where  shall  we  be  after  fifty  or  a  hundred  more  such 
intervals  and  such  advances  ?  I  presented  my  own 
ideas  on  this  subject  to  the  Society,  and  I  persuaded 
some  of  our  other  leading  members  to  present  theirs 
also,  for  successive  discussion.  Thus  we  had,  in  par- 
ticular, a  scientific  forecast  from  Black,  as  to  what 
might  be  the  world's  attainments  and  condition, 
through  the  advances  of  science  over  another  thousand 
years.  This  was  followed  by  Yellowly,  on  the  social 
and  political  changes  impending  upon  the  inevitable 
progress  of  our  country  and  of  the  world  in  general. 
And  lastly  came  Eeed's  forecast  of  the  religious 
future,  in  which  the  Church  of  reasonableness  and 
good  common  sense  would  have  made  a  more  effective 
develoi^ment.  Let  me,  then,  in  this  looking-forward 
direction,  begin  with — 


A   THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE.  85 


My  own  General  Forecast. 

My  great  subject  was  the  crowd  of  the  future  of  the 
world's  population.  Nationalities  would  be  merged 
in  those  days.  But  how  were  they  all  to  be  fed,  how 
even  to  find  foot-room  ?  Supposing  the  food  question 
solved  in  the  direction  indicated  by  Black,  a  very 
moderate  rate  of  increase,  such  as  that  of  the  doubling 
of  the  numbers  every  third  of  a  century,  would  give, 
in  a  few  centuries  hence,  a  thousand  times  the  present 
population,  and  in  a  few  fm-ther  centuries  a  thousand 
times  that  again,  and  so  on.  Then,  again,  there  was 
the  sanitary  question.  What  would  be  the  health- 
condition  with  all  this  crowd  ?  Here  I  rather  prided 
myself  on  a  project  of  the  future,  which  was  entirely 
my  own,  and  which  was  suggested  to  my  mind  in  the 
way  I  shall  now  describe. 

Returning  from  business  one  afternoon,  I  came 
upon  some  little  street  Arabs,  who  were  still  sporting 
in  the  gutter  with  all  the  freedom  of  which  our  great 
Education  Act  has  since  happily  deprived  them.  One 
of  these  children  had  a  form  and  beauty  so  strikingly 
perfect,  shining  through  all  his  rags  and  dirt,  that 
I  stood  a  while  to  muse  over  such  striking  social 
contrarieties ;  and  while  so  engaged  I  developed  a 
project  which  I  was  fain  to  put  conspicuously  into 
my  forecast  of  our  future.  Suppose,  as  I  argued,  we 
were  to  gather  together  all  such  perfect  forms  of 
health  and  beauty,  in  order  to  bring  up  these  nature- 
favoured  persons  in  an  educational  and  training  way 
comparable  with  the  other  superiorities  already 
theirs.  Obviously  we  might  have  here  the  beginnings 
of  a  superior  race,  which  might  not  only  come  to  the 


36  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

front,  but  eventually  even  resanitate  and  reconstitute 
the  whole  society.  I  came  at  last  to  be  quite  full  of 
this  idea,  and  even  to  express  a  willingness,  at  some 
trifle  of  pecuniary  cost,  to  give  a  hand  to  see  it 
practically  commenced,  on  however  small  a  scale  at 
the  first.  But  I  got  no  help  in  this  practical  direc- 
tion. My  wife  called  it  the  sheer  nonsense  of  these 
upsetting  times.  Even  my  fail-me-never  old  Brown, 
who  enjoyed  the  theory  of  the  thing,  declared  that, 
in  going  further,  he  could  not  see  business  in  any 
part  of  it.  And  so,  on  this  subject,  at  any  rate,  I  was 
always  left  in  a  minority  of  one. 

But  to  return  to  world-population  estimates,  even 
if  we  supposed  only  the  Anglo  or  Kelto-German  races 
to  survive  in  the  future  squeeze,  and  "  survival  of  the 
fittest,"  the  multiplication,  ere  a  thousand  years, 
would  not  leave  even  foot-room  on  the  world's  surface. 
What  a  curious  spectacle  must  be  our  world  with  all 
this  population,  and  their  striving  and  ingenuity  to 
secure  mutual  and  comfortable  accommodation  !  As 
I  often  say,  might  I  but  be  there  to  see. 

Black's  Scientific  Forecast. 

Black  dealt  largely  and  sagely  with  the  new  phrase 
Energy.  All  forces  were  convertible  into  energy. 
We  were  to  have  dealers  and  traders  in  energy,  and 
our  money  itself  would  some  day  be  energy.  Black's 
predominating  idea  was  that  electricity,  which  was 
one  of  the  forms  of  energy,  was  at  the  bottom  of 
everything.  And  then  there  was  his  peculiar  notion 
about  crossing  and  recrossing  the  electric  current, 
by  means   of  which,   in   successive    grand   eras    of 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  37 

future  discovery,  we  should  attain  to  knowledge  and 
power  as  yet  undreamt  of.  This  cross-electric 
power  would  be  efiQcacious  alike  to  pour  out  un- 
limited food  from  our  chemical  laboratories,  and 
to  propel  us  at  incalculable  speed  over  the  outside 
universe.  The  science  of  the  future  was  to  carry  us 
far  outside  our  pigmy  world,  on  the  wings  of  cross- 
electrified  energy,  and  at  or  beyond  the  lightning's  pace. 
And,  again,  Black's  idea  was  that  life  and  mind  reign 
all  over  the  universe,  at  least  in  all  those  worlds  which 
possess  an  aerial  or  liquid  medium,  or  both,  in 
which  life  might  develop,  after  the  various  primitive 
forces,  originally  convulsive,  to  use  his  learned 
phrase,  had  subsided  into  equilibrium.  What  may 
seem  to  our  constitutions  impossible  extremes  of  heat 
or  cold,  may  not  prevent  this  universal  life,  but  only 
perhaps  vary  the  substances  taken  up  into  the  vital 
structure,  or  affect  the  pace  or  the  particular  direction 
of  physical  or  mental  development.  Thus,  it  was 
not  impossible  that  the  sun  itself  might  be  peopled. 
There  might  possibly  be  a  solid  and  settled,  albeit,  to 
our  feeling,  a  somewhat  hot  world  of  life  and  mind 
beneath,  perhaps  far  beneath,  the  still  mysterious 
photosphere.  We  might  indulge  this  view,  at  any 
rate,  as  long  as  this  striking  photospheric  feature 
remained  unexplained.  Indeed,  Black  would  add,  the 
photosphere  itself  might  be  just  this  cross-electricity 
ever  staring  us  every  day  in  the  face. 

Then,  again.  Black  would  throw  out  some  curious 
speculations  upon  coloured  suns  and  coloured-light 
systems.  The  stars,  of  course,  were  all  suns,  with 
their  respective  planets  and  moons  whirling  round 
them,  and  their  organized  life  throughout,  ascending 


38  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

gradually  in  the  scale,  according  to  more  or  less 
favouring  conditions,  and  culminating  in  man.  The 
coloured  suns  had  their  planetary  and  lunar  system 
like  the  white  suns  ;  and,  doubtless,  the  populations 
of  coloured  light  exhibited,  mentally  as  well  as 
physically,  some  of  those  striking  effects  which  science 
has  lately  begun  to  notice  as  the  result  of  colour. 
Indeed,  Black  made  no  secret  of  looking  upon  colour, 
in  this  grand  department  of  its  application,  as  tanta- 
mount to  the  aberration  or  eccentricity,  or,  to  put  it 
more  plainly,  to  the  insanity  of  the  heavens. 

Yellowly's  Social  and  Political  Forecast. 

Yellowly  gave  us  a  forecast  of  the  future  of  our 
social  and  political  condition,  in  view  of  the  race  of 
change  and  progress  upon  which  society  had  now 
entered.  The  future  of  his  own  class's  large  section 
of  society  had,  of  course,  especial  interest  for  him. 
The  effects  of  universal  education,  and  of  the  rapid 
and  general  application  of  machinery  to  supersede 
more  and  more  the  deadening  and  exhausting  toil  of 
working-class  life,  must  alike  elevate  this  class  and 
equalize  the  condition  of  the  whole  body  of  society. 
The  day  might  come,  and  not  perhaps  be  so  very  far 
off,  when  every  man,  woman,  and  child  would  come 
up  to  the  social  front  well-dressed,  well-mannered, 
well-educated,  and  well-off. 

The  time  must  come,  too,  when  the  follies  and 
miseries  of  war  must  cease  amongst  nations.  But  it 
was  as  yet  to  be  sadly  confessed  that  our  advancing 
civilization  had  not  hitherto  backed  this  hope,  but 
had  rather  converted  hope  into  despair.    Yellowly's 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  39 

idea  of  the  solution  of  this  problem  took  the  direction 
of  imparting  a  military  drill  to  all  the  youth  of  the 
country,  so  as  to  enable  the  whole  people  afterwards, 
at  shortest  notice,  to  turn  out,  to  all  the  extent  need- 
ful, in  defence  of  the  fatherland,  thus  rendering 
practically  impossible  the  mutual  invasion  of  nations. 
The  general  political  forecast  was  also  freely  treated 
by  Yellowly.  There  were  great  political  changes 
ahead  for  us,  in  substance,  at  least,  if  not  in  form. 
We  had  our  own  peculiar  political  ways,  and  would 
probably  keep  to  them  to  the  last,  unless  unforeseen 
incidents  gave  the  political  machine  any  revolutionary 
upset.  We  were  already  in  a  course  of  actual  change, 
and  at  no  dilatory  pace,  although  the  political  surface, 
in  point  of  external  form,  remained  undisturbed.  Thus 
our  government  had  passed  already  into  what  was 
called  a  "  constitutional  "  monarchy,  in  which  the 
hereditary  monarchy  survived,  but  at  the  expense  of 
the  surrender  of  any  independent  views  or  will  of  the 
personal  monarch.  It  was  not  difficult  to  foresee 
what  must  be  the  end  of  that  in  democratic  progress. 
"  The  Crown  "  would  gradually  pale  out  of  sight  as 
regarded  practical  government.  Queens,  by  force  of 
the  natural  courtesies  of  sex,  and  of  that  more  ex- 
emplary life  which  circumstances  help  to  give  to 
the  other  sex,  would  protract  this  result  more  success- 
fully than  kings;  and,  again,  queens  who  were  also 
super-excellent  women  would  protract  it  still  further. 
The  hereditary  element  must  everywhere  die  out 
amongst  us  as  an  actual  political  power.  Neverthe- 
less if,  as  said  above,  our  normal  development  remain 
undisturbed  by  revolutionary  incidents,  we  shall  not 
lapse  into   a  republic,  which  is   a   term  politically 


40  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


foreign  to  us.  We  shall  continue  to  possess  a  Parlia- 
ment, headed,  in  the  country's  actual  government, 
by  a  premier  who  is  dependent  on  a  parliamentary 
majority.  We  shall  be  a  commonwealth,  as,  indeed, 
we  have  already  been,  and  still  are — the  great  Com- 
monwealth of  England. 

Keed's  Eeligious  Forecast. 

As  Yellowly's  chief  sympathies  lay  in  forecasting 
the  future  of  his  class,  so  Keed's  lay  in  that  of  his 
Church.  He  foresaw  the  progress  of  religion  generally 
in  reaonableness  and  good  common  sense,  and  he  was 
persuaded  that  his  national  Church  would,  as  became 
her,  head  the  movement  far  more  effectively  than  she 
had  yet  been  able  to  do.  But  in  order  to  ascend  to 
all  this  honoured  position,  she  must  throw  off  various 
worldly  incumbrances,  and  betake  herself  much  more 
to  the  simiDlicity  and  the  open  and  inclusive  doctrinal 
teaching  of  Scripture.  The  bishops  must  surrender 
the  stumblingblock  of  their  political  power.  He 
would  not  abandon  the  convenience  and  defensive 
strength  of  a  learned,  exemplary,  and  honoured  episco- 
pate ;  but  the  Church  must  drop  out  Apostolico-Epis- 
copal  Succession,  that  cherished  myth  of  the  past, 
which  history  has  at  length  dissij)ated.  In  these 
ways  might  a  great  national  Church  be  reconstituted, 
attracting  into  its  wide  and  generous  fold  the  great 
body  of  the  people,  and  reducing  outside  dissenting 
extremes  to  a  comparatively  small  surrounding, 
whose  antagonisms,  mutual  and  general,  might  well 
form  the  best  set-off  to  the  moderation  and  good 
sense  of  the  main  body. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  41 


Gray's  Mormon  Forecast. 

Lastly,  our  friend  and  associate,  Gray,  of  course, 
suggested  a  very  different  forecast — one  in  which,  as 
he  asserted.  Mormon  truth  would  take  its  rightful 
possession  of  the  earth  ;  and  old  Brown,  too,  would 
still  put  in  a  word  for  the  future  resurrection  of 
now  expiring  Calvinism. 

Brown's  Eemarkable  Dream. 

How  often  it  happens  that  a  whole  busy  lifetime 
seems  to  pass  before  the  mind  during  some  short 
interval  in  a  dream !  Brown  has  been  full  of  this 
idea  of  late,  and  he  recounts  to  me  how,  during  a 
short  after-dinner  snooze,  his  mind  had  pieced  to- 
gether, in  most  magnificent  order,  all  the  marvels  of 
progress  I  had  so  often  poured  into  it.  He  dreamt 
the  other  day  that  he  had  survived  into  a  thousand 
years  hence,  and  was  revelling  in  all  the  accumulated 
progress  of  that  far-off  time.  Here  truly  was  for  me 
a  full  harvest  for  all  my  long  and  patient  seed-sowing 
in  the  field  of  old  Brown's  knowledge-box.  At  any 
rate,  the  affair  made  a  strong  impression  upon  Brown, 
his  great  regret  being,  as  he  repeatedly  said,  that  he 
had  not  my  ready  pen  to  have  jotted  down  at  once 
everything  just  as  it  a^Dpeared  while  the  vision  was 
still  fresh  in  his  mind.  "  If  I  had  but  your  knack  of 
writing,  Green,"  he  would  say,  *'  I  would  have  had 
out  a  volume  on  the  subject,  and  might  possibly  have 
turned  a  good  penny  out  of  it  too."  And  many  a 
joke  we  all  had  over  the  old  fellow's  remarkable 
dream. 


42  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

A  Memorable  Holiday  Trip. 

We  always  give  ourselves  a  holiday  trip  on  Easter 
Mondays,  and  the  very  last  occasion  was,  in  a  com- 
parative way,  memorable,  for  we  had  company  with 
us,  and  we  went  somewhat  further  afield  than  usual. 
In  short,  we  went  as  far  as  Brighton,  and  our  com- 
pany comprised  the  oldest  son  of  our  old  friend 
Brown.  Our  oldest  girl  looked  particularly  happy 
under  these  circumstances.  That  affair  of  hers  is  as 
good  as  settled  now,  and,  indeed,  from  the  very  first 
I  regarded  it  favourably ;  for  the  youth  seemed  a 
prudent,  sensible  fellow — a  true  chip,  in  fact,  of  the 
old  Brown  block,  and  likely  to  push  his  way  fairly  in 
the  world.  But  my  wife,  whose  maternal  matri- 
monial eyes  have  been  rather  upwards  ever  since  our 
business  began  to  graduate  into  the  wholesale,  had 
not  been  quite  so  satisfied,  and  at  first  rather  looked 
down  on  the  Brown  connection,  cheesemongering  and 
provisioning,  just  like  our  own  as  it  was,  and 
wholesale,  too,  as  well  as  retail.  But  then  that  was 
entirely  between  her  and  myself.  She  afterwards  got 
accustomed  to  the  young  fellow,  then  pronounced  the 
event  inevitable,  and  ended  by  a  strong  liking  for  her 
prospective  son-in-law. 

So  we  were  all  at  one  last  Easter,  and  we  did  enjoy 
ourselves  on  that  occasion.  I  had  promised  my 
young  friend,  who  was  about  to  set  up  in  the  hard- 
ware line,  not  only  to  procure  him  useful  introduc- 
tions, but  also  to  accompany  him  personally  next 
morning  in  his  preliminary  business  tour  to  our 
central  iron  districts.  The  fact  is,  and  between  our- 
selves, good  reader,  I  was  ever  on  the  alert  for  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  43 


chance  of  a  jaunt  anywhere,  as  my  wife  would  allege 
of  both  old  White  and  myself,  notwithstanding  all  the 
usual  sobering  of  years  to  both  of  us.  My  foreman, 
Gray,  was  quite  trustworthy  in  one's  absence,  and 
I  felt  that  a  little  bit  of  travel  at  times  did  one  good. 

I  hardly  know  whether  it  was  the  fresh  sea  air 
during  our  protracted  saunter  over  the  Brighton  beach, 
or  that  the  excellent  Allsopp  had  been  even  more  than 
ordinarily  relished,  but  any  way  I  confess  to  having 
felt  unusually  comfortable  so  soon  as  I  was  once  more 
at  home,  and  was  bundled  into  my  accustomed  easy 
chair  by  the  bright  fire.  I  had  already  spread  before 
me  my  favourite  studies  for  holiday  snatches,  and 
other  leisure  moments,  so  as  never  to  be  losing 
precious  time.  Before  me  lay  the  last  Statistical 
Society  issue,  with  the  population  increase  for  the 
last  decade,  together  with  some  ingenious  calculations 
as  to  that  for  centuries  further  ahead.  There  were 
also  some  last  weekly  numbers  of  Nature,  with, 
amongst  others,  some  articles  on  sunspots  and  red 
flames,  which  I  had  proposed  to  dip  into  till  tea  time. 
There  was  quite  a  buzz  of  tea  preparation  through  the 
room,  with  the  pleasant  clatter  of  cups  and  saucers. 
The  last  sounds  that  fell  distinctly  on  my  ears  were 
the  fuf&ngs  of  the  tea-urn,  as  our  Biddy-of-all-work 
put  it  upon  the  table  behind  me.  After  that,  all  my 
thoughts  were  galloping  off  to  suns  and  systems  far 
outside  of  our  poor  little  earth,  of  which,  none  the 
less,  we  are  ever  apt  to  think  so  much,  although  it  is 
truly  of  the  very  essence  of  littleness  in  the  grand 
comparison. 


44  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 


CHAPTEE  II. 

IT    IS   INDEED  NO    OTHER  THAN  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE 

A     BUSINESS       EXPEDITION HOME      AND     FOREIGN 

TRADING,    AND    THE    HOME    TOUR THE    CHIEF    HARD- 
WARE   AND    ENERGY    DISTRICTS    OF    OUR    DAY. 

At  oiir  present  pace  of  progress,  what  will  things  have  come 
to  in  a  thousand  years?  May  I  be  there  to  see. — Author, 
chap.  i. 

Our  young  friend,  after  returning  home  with  us  from 
the  holiday  excursion,  was  to  remain  all  night,  so 
that  we  might  both  start  by  early  morn  upon  our 
proposed  business  tour.  But  I  had  been  much 
exercised  in  mind,  ever  since  our  tour  had  been 
mooted,  about  a  much  more  extended  scheme  of 
travel ;  and  without  being  over-communicative  on  the 
subject  to  my  wife,  I  had  quietly  made,  with  my  trusty 
foreman  Gray,  such  business  arrangements  as  might 
allow  of  a  more  protracted  absence,  in  case  my  new 
plans  took  effect.  The  opportunity,  indeed,  seemed  a 
good  one  for  a  bit  of  travelling  adventure,  to  say 
nothing  of  a  business  turn  or  two  that  might  also  fall 
in  one's  way.  Travel,  in  these  advanced  days,  when 
one  could  launch  off  from  the  confinement  of  one's 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  45 

own  little  world,  was  something  to  enlarge  the  mind, 
as  well  as  merely  to  fill  the  pocket. 

Next  morning,  therefore,  while  we  bent  over  our 
small  chemical  Liebigs,  to  make  ready  our  simple 
laboratorial  breakfasts  before  starting,  I  opened  to  my 
companion  the  project  of  my  more  extended  travel. 
My  proposal  now  was  to  superadd  the  foreign  to  the 
home  business  tour,  and  I  was  delighted  with  the 
cordial  response  given  by  young  Brown,  who  was 
evidently,  all  over,  as  I  have  said,  a  true  chip  of  the 
old  block,  and  ever  ready  to  jump  by  preference  in 
the  direction  of  the  heaviest  profit.  Accordingly  I 
sketched  out,  in  the  first  place,  a  home  business 
round,  to  be  followed  by  another  round  abroad.  And, 
again,  as  regarded  this  latter,  while  we  were  about 
it,  we  would  take  both  the  outer  and  the  inner 
circle  of  foreign  travel,  and  thus  do  a  good  round  job 
once  for  all. 

What  Travelling  is  in  these  Advanced  Times. 

Let  me  here,  in  passing,  contrast  travel  a  thousand 
years  ago,  and  travel  now,  in  this  year  of  grace  to 
which  we  have  arrived,  the  year  2882.  Formerly  all 
travelling  was  confined  to  our  own  little  globe,  and 
excepting  casual  excursions  of  the  most  helpless  kind 
in  balloons,  we  could  not  even  lift  ourselves  off  its 
narrow  surface  into  the  surrounding  air,  let  alone 
getting  away  into  outside  space.  But  now,  on  the 
contrary,  the  air  is  the  ordinary  medium  of  our  daily 
locomotion,  as  the  earth's  surface,  both  above  and 
below,  has  been  long  since  so  crowded  with  human 
life,  that  the  old  modes  either  of  surface  or  of  under- 


46  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

ground  travel,  by  rail  or  otherwise,  have  been  for 
centuries  of  necessity  abandoned.  And  again,  as  to 
range  of  travel,  we  now  launch  off  into  the  bound- 
less Ether  ocean,  on  visits  to  adjacent  worlds,  with 
hardly  more  of  time,  trouble,  or  expense  than  were 
formerly  incurred  in  visiting  adjacent  countries  within 
our  own  little  planet.  What  we  now  call  the  Home 
Trade,  is  the  trade  within  our  own  small  world,  while 
the  Foreign  Trade  is  that  with  worlds  outside. 

The  Crowd  of  our  Modern  Life* 

Anon,  with  our  few  traps  packed  up,  we  are  ready 
to  march,  and  we  open  the  door  of  our  tidy  little 
home,  and  emerge  upon  the  street.  Homes  are  very 
small  spaces  nowadays,  when  there  are  such  count- 
less millions  to  be  accommodated  with  them,  and 
thus  most  of  space,  other  than  house-room,  gets  the 
general  name  of  street,  seeing  that  the  old  variety  of 
empty  country  areas  and  green  fields  has  long  since 
disappeared.  When  Brown  senior  and  I,  of  a  half- 
holiday  Satm'day,  sally  forth,  in  our  old  accustomed 
way,  to  seek  the  refreshing  change  of  solitude  and 
quiet,  instead  of  the  eternal  crowd  and  noise  of  these 
endless  streets,  we  have  ever  to  mount  farther  and 
farther  into  the  outer  realms  of  thinnest  endurable 
atmosphere,  all  the  lower  and  denser  air-strata  being 
crammed  with  locomotive  humanity.  The  sj)ectacle 
we  look  down  upon  from  aloft,  by-the-by,  is  not  un- 
enjoyable,  for  every  one  must  prefer  to  see  cold  sj)ace 
thus  genially  filled  up  with  the  warmth  of  human 
life  and  movement.  At  the  same  time,  however,  as 
I  always  say,  although  it  is  all  pleasant  and  comfort- 


i 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  47 

able  enough  as  far  as  we  have  as  yet  gone,  and 
nobody  could  ever  dream  of  retreating  to  the  smaller 
things  of  the  past,  yet  I  do  often  wonder  as  to  the 
future,  and  how  the  additional  crowds  are  to  get  on, 
say  in  another  thousand  years. 

Well,  we  have  now  sallied  forth,  and  we  watch  our 
opportunity,  from  our  door-step,  to  merge  into  line 
and  pass  on,  tramp,  tramp,  with  the  rank  and  file  of 
the  street.  This  morning  we  are  rather  before  the 
high  business  hours,  when  the  press  of  passengers  is 
always  greatest.  There  is  an  understanding  that  at 
those  times  we  are  to  march  at  a  somewhat  quicker 
step,  that  being  of  course  the  only  mode  by  which  all 
the  multitude  can  get  accommodated  and  passed 
through,  each  to  his  different  business  or  other  desti- 
nation. It  is  really  wonderful  how  pleasantly  and 
comfortably  we  get  on  withal.  But,  as  I  said  before, 
how  will  things  be  in  the  futm-e  at  the  present  pace 
of  progress  ?  How  will  we  all  be  getting  on  a 
thousand  years  hence  ? 

A  Scientific  Experiment  quite  in  Character. 

On  this  subject  of  the  life,  warmth,  and  geniality 
impressed  u2Don  us  by  such  well  and  comfortably 
filled  space,  our  philosophers  had  a  cm'ious  experi- 
ment the  other  day.  Securing  for  their  purpose, 
through  the  authorities,  one  of  the  public  market 
spaces,  which  was  kept  quite  empty  for  their  use  for 
some  brief  minutes,  they  placed  an  old  lady,  blind- 
folded, in  the  midst  of  this  wide  and  unaccustomed 
solitude,  in  order  to  mark  the  sudden  effect  of  the 
unexpected  position.    She,  worthy,  unsuspecting  soul. 


48  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

proud  of  being  in  any  way  useful  to  the  cause,  and 
exemplifying  a  confidence  in  the  honour  of  modern 
science  which  is  so  worthy  of  these  advanced  times, 
had  for  the  occasion  resigned  herself  unreservedly  to 
the  experiment.  Her  bandage  being  now  whipped 
off  by  an  electric  switch,  the  instantaneous  effect  of 
realizing  the  surrounding  solitude,  and  the  fact  that 
she  was  separated  by  quite  fifty  yards  of  empty  space 
from  any  human  being,  sent  the  poor  old  lady  off  into 
a  faint,  from  which  she  did  not  fully  recover  until 
partaking  of  a  dose  of  well- synthesized  old  cognac 
from  an  adjacent  laboratory. 

But  this  sort  of  thing,  as  I  must  and  will  say,  may 
be  all  very  well  for  science,  but  for  business  it  is  not 
always  so  convenient.  Both  Brown  and  I,  on  that 
morning,  found  ourselves  blocked  by  this  ongoing 
upon  om'  way  to  business.  Both  of  us  were  some 
precious  minutes  late,  and  who  knows  what  early 
worms  both  of  us  missed  on  that  occasion,  and  in 
these  competitive  times  too,  when  one's  weather  eye 
can  never  be  safely  shut  even  for  a  moment  ? 

Cabs,  Cab-stands,  and  Cab-Travel. 

But  to  return  to  the  thread  of  my  story,  my  young 
friend  and  I  are  now  making  for  the  nearest  cab- 
stand. We  had  decided  on  a  cab,  even  at  its  higher 
cost,  rather  than  the  huge  regular  train-omnibus,  as 
the  greater  speed  of  a  direct  course  without  stoiDpages 
was  an  object  to  us,  and  especially  to  myself,  in  view 
of  our  now  enlarged  scheme  of  travel.  Cab-stands  in 
old  time  used  to  range  in  long  line  upon  the  surface. 
But  when  available  spaces  there  began  to  fail,  some 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  49 

few  centuries  ago,  under  the  preferent  wants  and 
claims  of  human  beings,  these  useful  vehicles  were 
sent  up  aloft,  in  perpendicular  succession,  above  our 
heads,  in  all  sorts  of  shifty  ways  possible  to  their 
conveniently  slight  structure,  which  was  mainly  of 
thin  extra-tough  sheet  diamond,  until  by  the  grand 
discovery  of  the  reduplication  of  the  cross-electric, 
as  we  shall  see  further  on,  the  cross-electric  current 
could  be  made  to  lift  up  and  suspend  material  bodies, 
and  thus  enable  us  to  have  our  present  far  greater 
convenience  of  long  perpendicular  lines  of  cab-stands, 
stretching  unrestrictedly  upwards  towards  old  cloud- 
land.  Thus  a  whole  cab-stand  of  thousands  is  upheld 
at  a  comparatively  small  cost  of  cross-electric  energy ; 
while  each  cab  may  have  an  accustomed  place  on  the 
wire,  or,  as  is  found  most  workable  and  convenient, 
cabs  are  taken  from  the  lowest  in  regular  succession. 
The  cab  system  nowadays  would  certainly  astonish 
the  quiet  old  fogies  of  a  thousand  years  ago. 

This  particular  cab-stand  was  one  of  the  specials, 
in  which  each  cab  was  booked  to  its  own  place.  Our 
usual  cabby  happened  to  be  "  at  home,"  and  although 
five  hundred  feet  aloft,  unhooked  his  charge,  upon  our 
signalling  him  by  his  own  electric  bell  beneath,  and 
was  with  us  in  a  trice. 

We  were  soon  whizzing  through  the  air,  and  at  a 
height  and  speed  proportioned  to  the  distance  of  our 
journey.  The  rules  of  the  road,  in  air  travel,  have 
gradually  become  of  necessity  more  and  more  strict  ; 
and  it  is  alike  creditable  and  wonderful,  through  this 
extreme  care,  how  few  accidents,  comparative^  sjDeak- 
ing  at  least,  do  occur.  They  do  occur  at  times,  how- 
ever ;  and  most  ugly  and  uncomfortable  things  they 

E 


50  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

are,  and  a  precious  mess  they  make,  wlien  some 
thousands  of  splinters,  alike  of  cabs,  train-busses, 
or  human  bodies,  bundle  down,  all  in  some  unex- 
pected moment,  upon  the  full  tide  of  countless 
humanity  beneath.  This  is  certainly  one  of  the 
disadvantages  of  our  modern  circumstances  and 
superiorities,  and  of  all  that  dense  population  of 
whose  powers  of  progress  we  are  so  proud.  But,  after 
all,  it  is  marvellous  how  little  all  these  disasters  to 
the  few  disturb  us,  the  surviving  many.  The  wreckage 
of  such  occasional  catastrophes  is  promptly  removed, 
the  gaps  it  makes  filled  up  on  the  instant,  and  so  the 
daily  tide  rolls  on  imperturbably  as  before. 

As  we  loll  comfortably  on  our  cab  sofa,  we  are  not 
unimpressed  with  the  dignity  of  even  our  friend 
Cabbie  in  these  days  of  advanced  science.  There  he 
sits  at  his  ease  in  front  of  us,  a  model  of  well- 
jDractised  skill,  and  mind-master  of  the  situation,  as 
he  perfectly  regulates  the  s^Deed-energy,  looks  to  his 
guiding  comparative-altitude  barometer  for  his  exact 
level,  and  pilots  his  little  ship  withal  through  count- 
less colliding  dangers  of  the  crowded  scene.  We 
could  see,  too,  that  he  was  using,  as  his  locomotive 
power,  a  portion  of  the  little  Leyden  accumulator 
which,  on  starting,  we  had  paid  to  him  as  his  fare. 
This  is  not  uncommon — is  indeed  the  practice,  at 
least  with  cabbies,  who  either  don't  possess  much 
means,  or  don't  carry  their  capital  about  them,  or 
may  have  permanently  invested  their  spare  cash. 
This  leads  me  into  saying  a  word  or  two  upon — 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  51 


Our  Modern  Money. 

Dealers  and  traders  in  Energy  :  our  money  itself  would 
someday  be  Energy. — Author,  chap.  i. 

A  thousand  years  ago,  for  instance — and,  by  the  way, 
I  am  somehow  always  on  the  trot  back  to  that  par- 
ticular time — we  used  gold  and  silver  for  money.  But 
afterwards  we  extricated  our  currency  from  that  coarse 
and  troublesome,  special  and  costly  kind  of  circulating 
medium,  and  substituted  in  its  place  our  universal 
trading  article,  Energy,  which  was  thus  alternately, 
at  the  holder's  option,  either  money  for  exchange  and 
value-measuring  purposes,  or  ready  available  force 
for  current  business  use.  This  Money-Energy  was 
conveniently  intensified  or  accumulated  into  small 
Leydens,  having  much  the  appearance  of  school-boys' 
marbles,  only  of  much  lighter  weight.  We  still  keep 
up  those  old  names  of  a  thousand  years  ago,  such  as 
the  Leyden  jar  for  electric  accumulation,  and  the 
Liebig  for  the  chemical  apparatus,  by  which  the  organic 
is  created  out  of  the  inorganic,  and  our  food  supplies 
obtained  by  far  prompter  and  more  direct  ways  than 
the  old  slow-coach,  circuitous  and  exploded  ways  of 
natural  growth.  These  names,  Leydens  and  Liebigs, 
are  still  indeed  the  same,  but  otherwise  how  much  all 
is  changed,  and  how  different  now  are  our  advanced 
processes  and  results ! 

Our  money  basis,  then,  is  Energy  :  and  we  have  two 

kinds  of  money — namely,  that  of  account,  which  is 

decimally  dealt  with,  and  represented  by  paper ;   and 

that  of  action,  or  the  intrinsic  money,  which  is  the 

.Energy   itself,   ready   for    use    as    either    money   or 


52  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

merchandise,  and  which  is  counted,  not  decimally,  but 
chiefly  by  multiples.  Thus  when  we  paid  our  cabbie, 
as  his  fare,  a  ten-energy  piece,  we  saw  that  he  dis- 
charged half  of  its  force  into  his  cab  machinery.  This 
ElO  piece  of  money  was  thus  reduced  to  a  E5,  and 
the  next  application  to  action  would  reduce  it  to  a 
E2*5,  and  so  on.  But  cabbie  had  calculated  upon  the 
first  submultiple  as  sufficient  to  accomplish  his  whole 
journey.  Yes,  and,  as  we  also  noticed,  it  actually  did 
so,  thus  clearing,  out  of  our  jDOckets,  one  hundred  per 
cent,  profit  to  Mr.  Cabbie.  I  only  wish,  thought  I  at 
the  time,  that  certain  other  business  I  could  name 
would  pay  but  half  or  one-fourth  as  well.  But,  to 
conclude  our  money  exposition,  we  can  always  tell  the 
intensity  of  charge  in  these  Leyden  money-pieces  by 
the  colour.  From  old  association  our  highest  money- 
piece  of  that  kind,  that  of  a  thousand  Energy,  is 
made  to  have  a  yellow  or  golden  hue,  while  the  E500, 
the  E250,  and  so  on,  have  other  distinct  hues,  all 
being  respectively  the  result  of  specially  prepared 
chemico-electric  relationship.  Of  course  the  decimal- 
counting  notes  go  up  to  sums  very  much  higher  than 
such  a  puny  amount  for  those  days  as  (ElOOO)  a 
thousand  Energy.  When  we  thus  slid  our  money  off 
metals  on  to  Energy,  we  reckoned  roundly  that  our 
Energy  unit  (El)  was  equal  to  the  old  superseded 
dollar.  There  have  been  increasing  facilities  of 
Energy  supply  since,  but  also,  on  the  other  hand, 
such  increasing  demand,  that  the  relative  value  has 
been  fairly  upheld.  It  may  be  readily  understood 
that  our  Energy  Mint  is  an  institution  at  constant 
work,  and  that  this  monetary  system  gives  us 
marvellous  facilities,  as  compared  with  the  barbarous 
and  helpless  old  times  of  mere  metallic  money. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  53 


Our  First  Business  Destination. 

Our  first  business  stage  was  the  famous  Atalanta, 
situated  about  the  centre  of  what  was  once  the  old 
Atlantic  Ocean,  and  now  usually  called  the  Birming- 
ham of  the  world,  on  account  of  its  vast  hardware 
and  energy  factories.  We  have  already  filled  up,  let 
me  here  say,  all  om-  Atlantic,  Pacific,  and  other  old 
oceans,  excepting  certain  great  main  lines,  or  broad 
canals,  embracing  the  deeper  sections,  which  still 
remain  for  sanitary  considerations  and  purj)oses. 
How  long  future  centuries,  and  future  myriads  of 
increasing  humanity,  will  yet  spare  such  watery  spaces, 
I  am  not  prepared  to  say.  But,  besides  the  sanitarian 
case,  they  afford  in  the  mean  time  a  picturesque  aspect 
as  seen  from  where  we  now  are  above,  so  far  at  least 
as  any  one  at  our  considerable  elevation  can  see 
through  all  the  succession  of  layers  of  travel  apparatus 
between  us  and  the  ground. 

Of  course,  owing  to  all  this  travel-filled  air,  only 
a  very  reduced  sunlight  now  reaches  the  earth's 
surface.  But  this  is  not  of  so  much  consequence 
nowadays,  for  several  reasons.  First,  then,  having 
mopped  up  nearly  all  the  ocean  waters,  we  are  but 
little  troubled  with  clouds  or  rain  to  diminish  any 
of  the  light  which  the  sun  does  send  to  us.  Next, 
we  have  electric  light  everyw4iere  available  when 
wanted  to  supplement  that  of  the  sun,  and  to  give  us 
besides  the  purer  light  of  the  two,  considering  the 
well-known  yellowish  tint  of  our  luminary,  of  which 
more  further  on  ;  besides  that,  as  we  now  perfectly 
separate  heat  from  light,  we  can  so  much  the  more 


5^  A    THOUSAND    TEARS    HENCE. 

cheaply  and  conveniently  indulge  in  the  latter,  while 
entirely  free  from  the  other  when  not  for  the  time  and 
occasion  wanted.  And,  again,  most  of  our  life  is  now 
subterranean,  the  world's  outer  surface  being  already 
utterly  inadequate  in  area  for  more  than  a  fraction  of 
the  crowd  of  present  human  life;  while  throughout  this 
vast  subterranean  we  have  imitation  suns  which,  for 
all  practical  purposes,  are  quite  as  good  as  the  one 
original  article  outside,  together  with  atmospheres  free 
from  all  the  said  noise  and  light-obscuration  of  upper 
surface  life.  So  you  may  see  that  this  outside  surface 
life  has,  after  all,  its  disadvantages  as  well  as  its 
attractions,  and  it  is  by  no  means  much  preferred  by 
most  people,  house  rents  being  just  as  stiff  almost, 
down  even  to  third  and  fourth  subterranean  stages,  as 
upon  the  uppermost  or  even  the  outside  level. 


SUBTERRANT^AN    LiFE,    AND    THE    "  SuB  ''    SySTEM. 

We  arrived  safely  at  Atalanta,  and  just  about  the 
usual  early  dinner  hour,  as  we  had  planned,  in  order 
to  catch  our  friends  more  at  their  leisure.  This  is 
an  old  business  trick  of  making  such  business  leisure 
out  of  the  dinner  hour.  But  if  this  be  reprehensible, 
we  have,  on  the  other  hand,  kept  to,  or  come  back  to, 
simpler  ways  in  both  food  and  dress  in  these  busy 
modern  times ;  for  how  else  can  we  get  through  all 
we  have  to  do  in  the  science  and  progress  of  the  time  ? 
The  particular  spot  of  our  destination  is  the  main 
entrance  to  the  Atalanta  Great  Consolidated  Subter- 
ranean. This  vast  concern  is  usually  called,  in  stock- 
exchange  abbreviation,  the  Great  Consols   Sub,  and 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE.  55 

the  place  has  a  history  which  is  not  unworthy  of  our 
now  glancing  at. 

The  Sub-system,  to  use  the  smart  business  phrase- 
ology, commenced  centuries  ago,  and  even  long  before 
it  became,  from  sheer  want  of  surface-room,  the 
absolute  necessity  it  is  now.  Companies  were,  long 
since,  got  up,  to  excavate  underground  abodes,  which 
by  the  natural  increase  of  heat  as  you  descended, 
conducted  people  at  once  to  temperate,  semi-tropical, 
and  tropical  regions,  without  any  of  the  trouble,  cost, 
or  danger  of  thousands  of  miles'  journeys.  Thoroughly 
healthful  ventilation  was  easily  devised,  and  what 
with  bright  electric  light,  and  artificially  imitated 
tropical  scenery,  these  subterranean  abodes  came  to 
be  quite  the  rage  of  the  time,  especially  with  invalids 
and  the  superannuated,  who  thus  escaped  at  will  all 
the  ceaseless  thunder  of  business  and  progress  up- 
stairs. 

The  Stock-Exchange  of  these  Days — Eise  and 
Progress  of  the  Great  Bullings. 

Brown  and  I  often  heard  of  the  bulling  and  bearing  of  the 
Stock  Exchange,  but  we  never  risked  our  money. — Author, 
chap.  i. 

But  later  on,  when  the  sub-system  had  become 
a  necessity  of  our  crowded  life,  it  was  conducted  more 
systematically.  The  whole  land  surface  became  by 
degrees  literally  honey-combed  with  sub-life,  and  tier 
was  added  to  tier  in  the  progressively  downward 
excavation,  as  the  ever-increasing  numbers  of  human 
beings  demanded  more  and  more  standing-room  and 
house-room.      These    business    sub-interests    became 


56  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

at  last  such  a  countless  throng,  as  to  defy  all  stock- 
exchange  ingenuity  in  exhibiting  severally  their  con- 
ditions, theu'  prospects,  and  their  dividends ;  and  it 
was  just  at  the  height  of  this  emergency,  and  when 
the  difficulty  had  become  intolerable,  that  a  great 
genius  arose  upon  the  troubled  scene  for  the  relief  of 
the  choked  market. 

This  was  no  other  than  Bullings,  the  great  stock- 
broking  promoter,  who  originated  the  fertile  modern 
idea  of  Consolidation,  in  gathering  up  the  countless 
separately  existing  subs  into  comparatively  few  great 
consolidated  interests ;  and  who  first  successfully 
applied,  as  though  by  magic,  his  amalgamating  hand 
to  a  thousand  adjacent  but  distinct  and  separate  subs 
in  Atalanta.  The  huge  additional  capital  of  the  new 
concern,  which  was  still,  by  economy  of  consolidated 
management,  to  pay  on  the  consolidated  total  much 
more  dividend  than  before,  and  the  adroitness  with 
which  he  dealt  with — aye,  and  pacified — almost  count- 
less superseded  directors,  who,  with  embarrassing  but 
irresistible  compliment  to  Bullings  himself,  persisted 
in  valuing  their  seats,  not  by  the  small  realities  of 
the  past,  but  by  those  grand  j)rospects  of  the  future 
which  their  own  timely  sacrifice  of  resignation  rendered 
attainable,  raised  Bullings'  reputation  to  unprece- 
dented height,  and  surrounded  him  with  quite  a 
legion  of  eager  speculators,  who  hung  upon  every 
glance  and  sign  and  word  of  the  great  man.  I,  too, 
and  Brown  as  well,  tried  at  times  to  get  a  wrinkle  out 
of  Bullings,  so  as  to  guide  us  to  a  premium  or  two. 
But  the  fellow,  imless  he  scented  the  large  order,  had 
ever  a  dodging  way  of  looking  through  you,  instead 
of  at  you,  and  of  seeming  to  be  always  so  distressingly 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  57 

1 

^Ait  of  breath  with  the  load  of  cares  and  profits  he 
'had  constantly  in  his  head,  that  it  seemed  positive 
cruelty  to  take  up  his  precious  time  with  your  com- 
paratively insignificant  matters. 

This  was  not  Bulling' s  only  great  hit.  He  had 
encountered  one  earlier  chance  of  fortune,  during  the 
last  great  mania  for  Finance,  Discount,  Loan  and 
Universal  Accommodation  Companies.  These  had 
become  so  numerous  at  last,  that  a  good,  suitable,  or 
popularity-catching  name  became  the  chief  difficulty 
for  the  new  concerns.  As  one  grand  resource  in  this 
waj^  of  course,  every  point  of  the  compass  had  been 
early  seized  upon  in  succession,  and  a  separate  com- 
pany duly  floated  off  upon  each.  Thus  there  was 
the  Northern,  the  Western,  the  North-western,  and 
so  on ;  but,  curiously  enough,  no  mind  had  been 
original  and  comprehensive  enough  to  think  of  the 
collective  compass  itself.  A  rival  promoter  called 
Foddles  had  indeed  bethought  himself  of  the  half 
points ;  and,  when  he  launched  the  Nor'-half-west 
Company,  boundless  fortune  seemed,  for  a  brief 
instant,  at  his  feet ;  for  he  had  precautionarily 
patented  the  whole  fractional  succession.  But  it  was 
only  for  an  instant.  The  thing  in  that  particular 
direction  had  already  been  run  to  seed,  and  so  poor 
Foddles  disappeared,  overwhelmed  in  preliminary 
expenses.  The  genius  of  Bullings  dawned  oppor- 
tunely at  this  critical  stage.  He  came  down  upon  the 
astonished  market  with  the  Whole  Compass,  Finance, 
Discount,  Loan  and  Universal  Accommodation  Com- 
pany, Unlimited,  and  he  floated  it  successfully  with 
a  capital  fully  proportioned  to  the  expansive  dignity 
of  the  title. 


58  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

But  the  premiums,  great  as  they  were,  which 
Bulhngs  was  known  to  have  harvested  from  this  pre- 
ceding concern  were  absolutely  as  nothing  to  what 
seemed  now  in  prospect  from  his  grand  sub-consoli- 
dation scheme.  He  was  of  the  boldest  among  specu- 
lators, and  the  amount  of  stock  he  contrived  to  hold, 
by  aid  of  loans  and  contangoes,  in  support  of  his  own 
market,  was  the  marvel  of  the  day.  Of  course,  on 
the  rising  market  this  was  all  profit  multiplying  profit. 
His  great  opponents  were  the  Bears  Brothers,  who 
were  as  speculatively  bold  in  selling  and  depreciating 
his  stock,  as  Bullings  himself  was  in  buying  and 
buoying  it  up.  But  hitherto  Bullings  had  routed  the 
Bears  in  every  direction  along  the  whole  line  of  battle. 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE.  59 


CHAPTEE  TIL 

LIFE    AND   BUSINESS    IN    THE    TWENTY-NINTH    CENTURY. 

In  these  times  we  should  be  filling  up  seas  and  excavating 
successive  surfaces  beneath  our  feet.  — Author,  chap.  i. 

Our  laboratories,  said  Black,  would  turn  out  a  savoury 
beefsteak  as  readily  as  an  acid  or  an  alkali. — Authoe,,  ibid. 

A  Great  Subterranean  Abode. 

We  now  stood  at  the  main  entrance  to  Bullings' 
first  triumph  of  its  kind,  the  Great  Consolidated  Sub, 
and  we  had  fortunately  a  spare  moment  to  admire 
the  splendid  and  accurate  machinery  of  the  lift, 
which  goes  self-actionally  up  and  down  night  and 
day  incessantly.  We  are  to  bear  in  mind  that,  in 
the  descent  here,  there  are  five  successive  inhabited 
floors,  and  millions  of  human  occupants  beneath. 
The  lift  is  entirely  self-acting,  and  is  worked  as  part 
of  the  general  Energy  contract,  by  which  the  whole 
consolidation  is  supplied  with  its  sunlight,  its  general 
meteorologies,  and  all  the  other  force  or  energy 
rcLjuisites.  At  a  si<:nal  given,  all  of  us  in  waiting 
at  the  moment  step  into  the  receiving-box  or  apart- 
ment, which  is  then  slid  into  the  descending  lift,  and 
down  we  at  once  glide. 


60  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

Our  own  destination,  like  that  of  the  large  group  in 
whose  company  we  now  stood,  was  the  third  stage. 
We  pass  in  rapid  succession  the  first  and  second 
floors,  where  the  respective  passengers  have  been 
duly  again  slid  off,  while  fresh  passengers,  waiting  on 
each  landing  to  go  downwards,  took  their  places ;  the 
descending  and  ascending  machinery,  meanwhile, 
never  stopping  in  the  endless  process.  A  brief  minute 
has  brought  us  to  the  third  stage,  where  we  are 
shunted  off  with  the  usual  prompt  facility,  giving  our 
place  to  the  other  crowd  in  waiting  to  go  further 
down,  while  those  going  upwards  are  taken  in  with 
the  reversion  movement  on  the  other  side. 

These  stages  or  floors  are  most  coramonly  of  five 
hundred  feet  interval.  A  sky  of  about  that  elevation 
is  considered  to  give  a  fairly  natural  effect  over  one 
or  two  or  a  few  square  miles  of  subjacent  dwellings. 
Some  rather  second-class  subs,  in  the  economizing 
of  space,  have  brought  down  their  sky  even  to  two 
hundred  and  fifty  feet,  and  rents  are  there,  of  course, 
much  cheaper.  But  there  is  an  uncomfortable  and 
quite  an  artificial  effect  about  such  low  quarters, 
which  puts  -them  quite  out  of  fashion,  although  keen 
business  men  will  stand  anything  in  that  way  that 
reduces  expenses  in  these  competitive  times.  But, 
again,  space  is  in  short  supply  all  round ;  and  the 
dimensions  of  our  apartments  and  homes  in  these 
days — cribbed,  cabined,  and  confined,  as  we  must  all 
more  or  less  be — are  something  of  the  narrowest.  For- 
tunately, however,  in  this  progressive  emergency,  the 
general  sentiment  is  averse  to  a  cold  dreary  surround- 
ing of  empty  space.  W'e  should  now  feel  utterly 
desolate  and  lost  in  the  huge  bedrooms  and  sitting- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  61 

rooms  of  a  thousand  years  ago,  more  especially  as 
ventilation  questions  are  now  all  disposed  of  by  our 
carbon-absorbents,  and  other  self-acting  maintenants 
of  atmos23heric  purity. 

A    SUBTEERANEAN    LANDSCAPE. 

The  elegant  platform  of  the  third  stage,  on  which 
we  had  just  been  landed,  belongs  to  four  separate 
to'^Tis  or  districts,  each  being  a  great  square,  all  filled 
with  a  busy  multitude,  and  each  communicating  in 
common,  at  the  four  conjoining  angles,  with  the 
common  lift.  Each  of  these  separate,  subs  had  a 
handsome  entrance  gateway,  and  we  at  once  entered 
the  one  in  particular  to  which  our  introductions 
directed  us.  Here  a  pleasant  and  varied  landscape 
confronted  us.  Although,  as  I  have  said,  natural 
green  fields  and  such-like  have  been  long  banished 
from  our  earth,  yet  that  does  not  necessarily  prevent 
the  most  select  and  beautiful  artificial  and  imitation 
substitutes.  And  so  a  pretty  gurgling  stream  of  j)ure 
water  first  saluted  our  eye,  and  ran,  sparkling  in  the 
bright  mid- day  sunshine,  and  coursing  and  tumbling 
through  the  entire  area,  as  though  we  had  got  back 
to  the  old  Scotch  Highlands.  The  narrow  bank  on 
either  side  the  stream,  with  its  pretty  winding  walk, 
had  still  room  for  the  most  brilliant  tropical  vegeta- 
tion, whose  great  expanding  leaves  spread  a  grateful 
shelter,  and  whose  fragrant  perfume  was  already  in 
our  nostrils  as  we  crossed  the  entrance  gateway. 

In  these  advanced  times,  let  us  here  remark,  all 
this  resplendent  scenery  of  apparent  vegetation  is 
rapidly  and  cheaply  woven  out  of  parti-coloured  glass 


62  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

tissue,  and  is,  in  fact,  everlasting.  There  is  thus,  of 
course,  an  enormous  advantage  over  the  periodical 
decay,  and  the  sere  and  yellow  leaf  of  mere  nature. 
And,  again,  as  to  the  fragrance  question,  old  botanical 
descriptions  tell  us  that  often  the  most  showy  plants 
and  flowers  have  little  or  no  smell,  or  even  an  un- 
pleasant odour.  Why  repeat  such  defects  by  exactly 
imitating  nature  !  On  the  contrary,  we  impart  the 
most  delicious  perfumes,  and  keep  them  exhaling,  at 
our  option,  night  and  day,  summer  and  winter.  In 
the  same  free  and  excelsior  spirit,  we  have  not  strictly 
limited  ourselves  to  nature's  exact  forms.  We  en- 
slaved ourselves  at  first  by  a  needless  fidelity  of  that 
narrow  kind,  searching  through  countless  varieties  of 
natural  form,  modern  or  fossil,  for  such  as  most  took 
our  fancy.  But  now  we  give  free  pla}^  to  imagination 
in  all  that  matter,  always  remembering  that  imagina- 
tion and  its  cravings  are  a  part  of  our  nature  as 
much  as  anything  else,  and  mostly,  too,  by  far  the 
pleasanter  part  of  it. 

Then,  again,  the  water,  that  delightful  set-off  to 
the  whole  landscape,  may  be  either  manufactured  in 
each  sub,  according  to  its  own  wants,  or  may  form 
part  of  the  general  energy  contract.  The  water- 
facture  interest  is,  of  course,  a  great  concern  of  these 
times,  since  the  old  system  of  seas,  rivers,  and  natural 
supplies  has  all  passed  away.  The  fine  rock-scenery 
that  usually  characterises  water-factories,  and  is  so 
pleasing  to  the  eye,  is. simply  the  spare  store  of  water, 
kept  in  the  cross-electrified  solid  oxyhj^drogen  form, 
ready  to  dissolve  into  pure  water  on  the  application 
of  the  cross-electric.  All  our  countless  modern  dwell- 
ings are  now  as  amply,  and  far  more  regularly  and 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  63 

methodically  supplied  with  this  indisj^ensable  article, 
than  in  the  old  days  of  natare-made  water.  We 
must  here  remember  Science's  declaration  that 
nothing  is  ever  lost ;  so  that  all  materials,  whether 
those  of  water  or  anything  else,  after  coursing  through 
countless  human  bodies,  ever  come  back  to  the 
factories  to  be  fabricated  afresh  for  their  life-support- 
ing purposes,  and  to  be  sent  coursing  about  as  before 
upon  their  everlasting  mission. 

The  Hardware  and  Energy  Trade  in  a.d.  2882. 

Our  chief  introduction  was  to  the  great  man  himself 
who  contracted  for  this  whole  sub-system,  and  whose 
vast  energy  stores  were  mostly  placed  in  this  third 
level  of  the  main  shaft  of  the  great  system  he  con- 
trolled and  su]3plied.  We  found  our  man,  as  we  had 
expected,  enjoying  a  little  leisure  and  reflection  after 
his  early  dinner.  He  was  quietly  whiffing  his  cigarette 
— not,  however,  of  the  dirty  and  hurtful  tobacco  of  a 
thousand  years  ago,  but  of  some  one  or  other  of  the 
harmless  pungencies  people  nowadays  use  instead — 
as  though  he  had  not  at  the  moment  one  single  care 
in  the  world,  when,  not  an  hour  before,  he  was  buried 
deep  in  the  wants  of  a  thousand  great  societies,  and 
was  presently  once  more  to  resume  his  duties.  He 
had  just  time  remaining  to  show  us  over  his  works. 
These  vast  energy-accumulations  and  capacities,  con- 
sisting partly  of  successive  rows  of  excess-charged 
Leydens,  convertible  instantaneously  into  current 
energy,  but  chiefly  in  form  of  conducting-wires  from 
the  earth's  hot  interior  lower  down,  with  their 
apparatus  for  energy  conversion,  all  occupied,  as  we 


64  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

noticed,  marvellously  small  space.  We  were  most 
struck  by  the  chief  ''  main,"  through  which  the 
great  electric  stream  was  carried,  to  feed  all  the 
thousand  suns  of  the  system,  and  which  emitted, 
with  an  ominous  force  and  rapidity,  the  whirr  so 
peculiar  to  the  cross-electric  current.  Connected 
with  all  this  machinery  of  wires  and  other  apparatus, 
there  is,  of  course,  a  vast  hardware  and  iron 
business. 

Presently  our  new  friend  took  his  business  seat 
once  more  at  his  desk,  surrounded  by  the  repre- 
sentative conductors  of  all  the  different  communities 
he  catered  for.  These  were  each  indicated  by  small 
knobs  ranged  in  semicircle  in  front  of  him,  the  knob 
starting  outwards,  with  a  peculiar  noise  by  way  of 
signal,  when  anything  had  gone  wrong  or  happened 
to  be  wanted,  in  the  sub  which  it  represented.  After 
watching  and  admiring  the  wonders  of  the  system  for 
a  few  minutes,  we  bid  our  now  busy  friend  adieu,  and 
after  some  few  other  but  less  important  calls,  we 
again  took  cab  for  our  next  destination. 

This  was  Old  California,  as  it  is  still  called,  and 
our  chief  object  was  to  establish  an  agency  for  timely 
securing,  and  in  direct  course,  some  share  in  the  vast 
energy  supplies  resulting  from  the  occasional  earth- 
quake visitations  to  which  that  country  was  still,  as 
of  yore,  subject.  But  now  these  once  terrible  incidents, 
instead  of  playing  havoc  with  helpless  property,  as 
was  the  case  a  thousand  years  ago,  are,  by  timely 
notice,  foreseeing  preparation,  and  the  prompt  con- 
vertibility of  force,  made  the  source  of  vast  wealth  to 
the  population.  On  such  happy  and  welcome  occasions 
of  unusual  supply,  the  price  of  energy,  in  the  over- 


A   THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE.  65 

loaded  market  of  the  place,  falls  so  considerably  just 
for  the  time,  as  to  afford  a  good  opportunity  for 
laying  in  a  large  stock  at  a  materially  reduced  price. 
But  to  those  outside  and  far  off,  this  is  only  to  be 
done  by  means  of  direct  local  agency  and  instant 
action,  and  for  all  this,  I  am  glad  to  say,  my  young 
friend  satisfactorily  arranged. 

A  Glance  also  at  the   Provision  Trade,  and  the 
World's  Great  Food  Question. 

Having  finished  so  satisfactorily  my  young  com- 
panion's business,  I  next  put  in  for  a  turn  at  my 
own ;  and  so,  upon  our  homeward  track,  we  alighted 
at  Old  Cincinnati,  a  place  which  still  conspicuously 
commanded  the  world's  pork  and  ham  provision 
trade.  But  on  what  an  infinitely  greater  scale  after 
ten  centuries,  and  in  what  a  different  style  from 
modern  laboratorial  resources,  so  much  prompter 
and  cheaper,  more  cleanly  and  convenient,  than  by 
the  slow  old  processes  of  natural  growth  in  the  super- 
seded prairie  or  pigsty.  I  made  here,  for  my  own 
account,  some  advantageous  direct  arrangements.  It 
is  indeed  wonderful  how  some  one  place  will  command 
a  permanent  supremacy  over  all  others  in  certain 
fabrications  ;  and  in  nothing  is  this  more  remarkable 
than  in  our  great  provision  trade.  In  the  mere 
application,  for  instance,  of  artificial  essences,  in 
order  to  imitate  the  mellowing  of  time  in  such  meat 
manufacture,  without  incurring  time's  heavy  cost  in 
interest  of  money,  this  place  would  hold  the  lead  in 
the  great  ham  trade,  in  spite  of  all  expenses  of  carriage 
and  agency. 

E 


66  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

Whilst  we  are  now  sailing  homewards,  after  the 
satisfactory  completion  of  our  home  business  tour,  let 
me  say  a  few  words  on  the  past,  present,  and  future 
of  the  great  provision  trade,  that  trade  which  has 
been  in  our  honoured  family  for  a  full  thousand 
years,  and  which,  I  flatter  myself,  I  not  only 
thoroughly  understand,  but  which  I  have,  in  my  day 
and  turn,  helped  to  advance  and  extend,  until  my 
worthy  old  ancestor  of  these  ten  centuries  retrospect, 
who  began  it,  could  hardly  by  possibility  recognize 
even  one  single  feature  of  its  modern  aspect. 

Eetkospective  View  of  the  Trade. 

Going  back,  then,  these  ten  centuries,  we  find  the 
world's  surface  still  only  very  partially  occupied  by 
man ;  so  that  it  was  not  until  two  or  three  centuries 
nearer  to  our  own  crowded  time  that  increasing 
population  began  really  to  jeopardize  the  usual  modes 
of  the  old  food-supply,  by  threatening  to  require,  for 
mere  human  elbow-room,  all  the  surface  space  pre- 
viously required  and  devoted  to  natural  food-raising. 
But  all  this  time  the  steady  progress  in  chemistry 
had  been  carrying  us  more  or  less  into  laboratorial 
organic  production,  so  that  certain  articles,  usable  as 
food,  began  to  stream  steadily  forth  from  the  laboratory 
into  the  provision  market.  These  articles  at  first  were 
not  much  relished,  or  found  to  be  particularly  savoury, 
their  raw  new  sawdusty  sort  of  flavour  keeping  them 
from  many  a  table,  although,  as  I  firmly  believe,  and 
looking  to  after  experience,  mere  prejudice  had  much 
to  say  in  the  matter.  But,  however  this  may  have 
been,  the  battle  had  not  gone  on  very  long,  between 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  67 

our  necessities  on  the  one  hand,  and  our  tastes  or 
preferences  on  the  other,  when  we  were  overtaken  by 
the  grand  discovery  of  the  cross-electric,  and  thence- 
forward the  mere  food  question  is  for  all  time  defini- 
tively solved.  We  had  now  ascertained  that  whereas, 
by  simple  electricity,  we  have  only  the  first  organizing 
step,  namely,  crystallization,  by  the  cross-electric  we 
complete  the  molecular  of  the  organic  structure. 
That  step  of  progress  did  not  indeed  enable  us  to 
impart  life  to  this  organic  structure,  a  result  involving 
a  still  higher  electric  intensity  which,  if  attainable, 
was  still  unattained ;  but,  in  imitation  of  life -action, 
we  can  facture  organic  substance,  giving  to  it  all 
the  aspect  and  nutritious  quality  of  the  live  and 
nature-made  article. 

Thus,  as  I  have  said,  the  mere  bodily  food  question 
was  solved.  But  hardly  were  we  relieved  of  fears  on 
this  account,  ere  we  were  being  plunged  into  others 
not  one  whit  less  alarming,  namely,  as  to  the  brain 
supply — the  food  for  the  material  instruments  of  the 
mind.  We  were  then,  in  fact,  just  entering  upon 
the  grand  modern  battle  of  the  phosphate  supply. 
The  great  old  philosopher  Oke,  as  far  back  as  nearly 
eleven  centuries,  had  said,  and  with  solemn  emphasis 
and  warning,  "  No  phosphorus,  no  mind."  Although 
no  longer  concerned  as  to  adequate  food  supply  for 
our  bodies,  we  are  thus  seriously  concerned  indeed  as 
to  how  far  the  apparently  rather  limited  phosphorus 
supply  in  the  world  may  prove  adequate  for  all  the 
brains  that  are,  in  ever-increasing  ratio,  brought  into 
being. 


68  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


Value  and  Eesource  of  the  Dead  to  the  Living. 

But  this  question  has  long  lost  much  of  its  sharp 
edge  of  urgency,  since  we,  in  all  good  common  sense, 
fell  back  upon  the  grand  and  perennial  supply,  which 
nature  provides  at  our  very  door,  namely,  our  own 
dead.  What  so  fitting  and  proper  as  that  the 
dead,  when  done  with  all  the  good  things  they  pos- 
sessed and  used  while  in  life,  should  render  them  up 
to  the  needs  of  the  living  whom  they  leave  struggling 
behind  them.  Thus  the  brains  and  bones  of  our 
departed  friends,  with  all  their  contained  phosphates, 
form  no  small  part  of  any  wealth  which  our  dead  may 
leave  us.  If  your  friend  or  relative  leave  you  no 
other  property,  yet  in  leaving  you  heir  to  his  material 
self,  you  could  still  cherish  his  memory  in  the  good 
things  cleared  out  of  the  legacy. 

The  disposal  of  our  dead  was  long  previously  a 
troublesome  question, ,  until  we  had  adopted  the  en- 
lightened and  economic  practice  now  prevalent.  When 
the  increase  of  people  forbade  any  longer  to  poison 
our  soil  by  burial  of  the  dead,  we  resorted  to  crema- 
tion. But  with  still  further  increase  the  air,  too, 
under  the  cremation  resource,  began  to  be  injuriously 
overcharged.  At  length  we  found  that  what  had 
heretofore  seemed  our  most  troublesome  enemy  was 
in  reahty  our  best  friend.  Indeed  the  phosphate 
market  is  not  now  the  only  one  benefited  by  the 
precious  dead.  We  shall  see  that  the  question 
directly  touches  also  that  of  the  food  supply ;  for  after 
we  have  gone  far  enough  in  chemical  analysis  to 
dehumanize  the  structure,  why  not  avail  of  any  still 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  69 

undissolved  natural  organism,  the  natural,  as  every 
experienced  gourmet  knows,  having  a  relish  hardly 
impartable  to  the  mere  fundamentally  laboratorial 
product.  But  as  to  all  this,  what,  in  goodness'  name, 
would  my  venerable  ancestor  aforesaid  have  thought, 
if  he  could  have  foreseen  his  far-off  descendant,  a 
thousand  years  on,  dealing  in  such  articles,  as  part  of 
his  stock  in  trade  in  the  great  provision  line  ! 

Necessity  and,  as  I  have  said,  good  common  sense 
have  now  settled  our  practice  as  to  disposal  of  the 
dead.  Public  law  enjoins  that  they  be  disposed  of  to 
the  best  advantage  for  the  benefit  of  the  living.  We 
can't  bury  them ;  we  can't  burn  them ;  w^hat  are  we 
to  do  with  them?  Why  simply  this,  that  we  sell  them, 
and  to  the  highest  bidder,  because  he  is  presumably 
the  party  most  likely  to  put  them  to  the  promptest  and 
fullest  use.  The  funeral,  and  all  that  is  dolorous,  end, 
in  fact,  at  the  public  auction  mart,  where  cheerful 
competition  and  business  begins,  and  where  the  lot  is 
at  once  cleared  off.  The  miscellaneous  buyer  is  ever 
solemnly  enjoined,  even  in  his  contract  note,  to  cut 
and  carve  with  all  due  reverence ;  and  a  large  and 
ready  charity  hopes  that  he  always  does  so.  If 
bereaved  and  sorrowing  friends  are  tempted,  in  the 
first  excesses  of  grief,  to  buy-in  the  body,  they  soon 
experience  no  end  of  inconvenience  and  bother  with 
the  suspicious  sanitary  authorities,  ever  on  the  scent 
at  such  intermeddling,  lest  an  unwholesome  nuisance 
should  be  created  in  the  neighbom^hood.  Thus  all 
find  it  best,  with  their  dead,  to  acquiesce  in  the 
regular  routine,  and  to  have  their  sohd  consolation  in 
the  pecuniary  proceeds  from  the  public  roup. 

And  indeed,  when  the  mind  has  once  quitted  its 


70  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

temporary  material  abode,  what  more  is  that  deserted 
tenement,  either  to  its  former  occupant,  or  to  other 
people,  than  any  other  edifice  that  a  tenant  may  have 
occupied  and  quitted !     If  there  is  any  one   mortal 
thing  I  despise  and  detest  more  than  another,  it  is 
cant  about  this  very  question ;    and   I   must    admit 
that,  with  all  our  boasted  progress,  we  are  not  yet 
quite  free  of  it  at  times,  even  in  such  an  everyday 
phase  of  our  life  and  business.     There  are,  however, 
some  odd  encounters  on  occasions.    For  instance,  when 
Brown's  step-grandmother  died  not  long  ago — a  re- 
markably old  and  portly  lady,  who  had  accumula- 
tively secured  her  own  goodly  share  of  phosphates 
and  other  valuables  in  the  chemico-provision  line — 
I  was  not  by  any  means  the  only  one  bent  upon  a  lot 
so  decidedly  over-average.     In  fact,  I  had  had  my 
eye,  preparatorily,  on  the  old  lady  for   some  time. 
Not  that  I — I  ever — even  for  one  moment — of  course 
not — the  thing  is  absurd.     I  had  the  greatest  respect 
for  her.     But,  really,  the  sad  event  being,  of  course, 
an  ever  nearing  certainty,  unless  one's  weather  eye 
is  always  open  in  these  business  days  of  merciless 
competition,    one   inevitably   goes   to   the   wall.      In 
short,  I  was  resolved  upon  the  lot,  and  got  it,  and 
handsomely  indeed  it  cut  up  for   me  all  round.     I 
rather  wondered  at  Brown's  timid  bidding,  with  all 
his  ascertaining  opportunities.     But  I  refrained  from 
vexing  him  about  my  profits.     And,  again,  what  an 
odd   conjuncture   for  friend  Brown,  if  he  should  be 
smacking  his  lips,  some  day,  over  a  chop  at  the  public 
luncheon  bar,  direct  from  the  component  atoms  of  the 
old  lady  ! 

This  latter  remark  brings  me  to  what  is  by  no 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  71 

means  the  least  important  section  of  the  difficulties, 
the  responsibilities,  and,  I  may  add,  the  respecta- 
bilities concerned  in  the  modern  provision  trade.  As 
I  have  already  hinted,  our  respected  dead  are  more 
to  us,  whom  they  leave  sorrowing  behind,  than 
phosphate  supply  only,  all-important  as  that  may 
be.  They  are,  in  fact,  valuable  masses  of  natural 
organism,  ready-made  and  cost-fre€  to  society's  hand  ; 
and  the  only  question  is,  how  far  must  chemical 
analysis  proceed  to  entirely  dehumanize  the  subject, 
without,  at  the  same  time,  needlessly  destroying  and 
wasting  natural  molecular  structure,  and  the  inimit- 
able superiority  of  the  mellowing  flavour  that  comes 
of  it.  We  call  the  complete  analysis  the  Atomic, 
reducing,  as  it  does,  all  previous  structure  to  the 
ultimate  atoms.  The  less  complete  we  call  the 
Molecular;  and  the  great  question  ever  is,  how  far 
this  needs  to  go.  Even  the  most  accurate  and  precise 
chemists  find  some  debatable  area;  and  this  area 
is  ever  a  trouble  to  the  respectable  and  conscientious 
of  the  trade,  who  are  perpetually  tantalized  by  seeing, 
only  too  clearly  before  them,  the  superior  profits  of 
supermolecule,  and  of  every  step  short-taken  towards 
the  ultimate  atom.  It  is,  alas,  but  too  well  known 
that  there  is  a  class  of  restaurants  where  the  super- 
molecule  is  only  too  loosely  guarded,  and  where 
unscrupulous  gourmets  stream  in  incessantly,  paying 
freely  the  extra  prices  demanded,  and  asking  no 
questions. 


72  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


CHAPTER  IV. 

OUR   FOREIGN   BUSINESS   TOUR — THE    OUTER    CIRCUIT. 

Outside  the  world  altogether,  as  White  predicted,  voyaging 
far  and  away  upon  the  Ether-ocean. — Author,  chap.  i. 

Young  Brown  and  I  had  completed  our  home  tour, 
and  were  safely  back  again  within  forty-eight  hours. 
Time  is  money  in  these  busy  days.  But  the  next 
section  of  our  business  tour  is  not  quite  so  promptly 
despatched.  We  were  now,  in  short,  to  get  ready  for 
the  foreign  tour,  and  I  had  certain  plans  of  my  own 
in  regard  to  it,  which  I  must  here  allude  to.  First, 
we  would  begin  with  the  outer  circuit.  In  taking, 
lastly,  the  inner  circuit,  I  must  needs  gratify  an  old 
ambition  I  have  indulged  to  visit  the  sun.  That 
was  still  a  difficult,  nay,  even  a  dangerous  voyage, 
and,  consequently,  I  never  could  get  my  wife's  consent 
to  embark  upon  it,  even  although  I  held  out  the  pros- 
pects of  solid  profits  in  Helium  exchanges  and  other 
solar  trading.  The  fact  is,  that  the  reputed  danger 
constituted  still  the  protection  of  the  solar  trade, 
while  that  of  the  planets,  the  more  adjacent  of  them 
particularly,  was  already  ground  down  to  the  very 
smallest  return,  by  universal  competition,  that  bane 
of  all  modern  business. 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.  73 


My  Various  Plans  and  Projects  of  Travel. 

I  meant,  in  fact,  on  this  opportune  occasion,  to 
slip  off  quietly  without  fully  apprising  my  old  lady 
of  my  whole  intentions — blessings  on  her  anxious  but 
warm  heart !  I  had  now,  in  fact,  quite  a  host  of 
projects  in  view,  in  taking  advantage,  to  the  full,  of 
the  convenient  excuse  I  had  ai'med  myself  with, 
of  escorting  our  young  friend,  in  whom  both  wife  and 
self  were  now  so  equally  interested.  First,  then, 
young  Brown  and  I  would  take  the  outer  circuit  by 
ourselves,  making  Mars  our  first  stage ;  and,  after  a 
visit  to  the  First  Jovian  (to  use  our  smart  commercial 
phrase  for  Jupiter's  first  moon),  returning  home  by 
way  of  one  or  two  of  the  larger  planetoids  circulating 
between  Jupiter  and  Mars.  That  would  comprise  our 
outer  circuit,  and  would  embrace  the  chief  fields  of 
interplanetary  trading  as  yet  in  that  direction,  Jupiter's 
further  moons  being  too  little  advanced  in  organic  life 
for  trading  purposes,  while  Saturn's  system  involves, 
besides  even  a  still  more  backward  lunar  condition, 
the  time  and  cost  of  a  much  greater  travel  distance. 

Next,  as  to  the  inner  circuit,  I  meant  to  bribe  old 
Brown  to  accompany  us.  My  special  object  was  to 
have  his  company  and  counsel,  shrewd  old  business 
head  as  he  had  on  his  shoulders,  in  my  proposed 
solar  visit.  The  relative  positions  of  the  inner  planets, 
about  the  time  of  our  proposed  journey,  would  enable 
us  best  to  take  Venus  and  Vulcan  outwards,  touching 
at  Mercury  on  our  way  back.  Our  young  friend's 
business  projects  took  him  with  us  as  far  only  as 
Vulcan,  where  we  proposed  to  leave  him,  old  Brown 


74  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


and  I  going  onwards  to  the  sun,  and  the  party  re- 
joining at  Mercury,  en  route  homewards.  And,  lastly, 
I  had  made  sure  that  our  distinguished  friend,  White, 
was  to  take  personal  charge,  on  this  particular  occa- 
sion, of  his  splendid  solar  liner,  which  was  to  go  in 
its  turn  at  the  time  about  which  we  had  calculated  to 
be  ready. 

Let  me  here  allude  for  a  moment  to  my  excellent 
and  intimate  old  friend  White,  whose  nautical  genius 
had  now  raised  him  to  the  highest  position  in  the 
great  ether-ocean  navigation  of  our  day.  He  is,  in 
fact,  at  the  head  of  the  great  companies  and  chief 
fleets  of  shipping  for  both  the  outer  and  the  inner 
circuit.  And  advanced  though  he  now  is  in  years, 
yet  .the  fire  of  youth  still  smoulders  within  the  old 
tar.  Still,  he  assumes  the  helm  on  special  or  great 
occasions,  and  this  was  one  of  these,  in  consideration 
of  some  of  the  company,  I  rather  flattered  myself 
that  my  being  of  the  party  had  its  weight  to  stimulate 
the  redoubted  old  navigator  into  action,  to  say  nothing 
of  any  additional  weight  in  friend  Brown.  I  had  a 
good  joke  with  both  about  keeping  the  matter  quiet 
to  my  wife. 

A  Bargain  with  Old  Brown. 

Brown  was  not  a  bird  so  easily  caught.  He  was 
much  more  of  a  stay-at-home  than  either  White  or 
myself.  I  had  to  make  a  solid  bargain  with  the 
chary  old  chap,  and  here  was  the  way  I  got  over 
him.  Besides  the  prospect  of  some  profitable  jobbing 
in  solar  wares,  a  book  of  our  solar  adventures  was  to 
be  written,  and  Brown  was  to  have  full  half  profits. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  75 

Brown  had  a  profound  idea  of  my  powers  of  pen.  He 
would  even  say,  contented  mortal  that  he  was,  that 
this  was  one  thing  about  which  he  grievously  envied 
me.  Consequently,  I  was  to  engage  to  do  all  the 
writing.  But  as  I  knew  the  fellow  to  be  a  shrewd 
common-sense  observer  of  things  in  general,  and  in 
a  business  way  in  particular,  I  reckoned  on  Brown 
for  endless  padding  to  our  projected  volume.  Thus 
I  bribed  him  for  his  very  acceptable  company,  reckon- 
ing the  while  that  as  much  as  I  gave  I  would  get 
out  of  him  somehow  in  return. 

A  Glimpse  of  the  Great  Bullings  of  the  Stock 

Exchange. 

Passing  the  Stock  Exchange  vicinities  one  day 
during  my  preparations,  I  just  contrived  to  get  once 
more  a  sight  of  Bullings.  Fain  would  I  have  inter- 
viewed the  great  man  of  the  place  and  the  day ;  but 
surrounded  as  he  was  by  many  others  bent  on  the 
like  mission,  and  in  face  of  the  wary  old  fellow's 
practised  adroitness  in  not  wasting  his  time  over  the 
smaller  to  the  sacrifice  of  the  larger  orders,  a  mere 
casual  in  that  line  like  myself  had  no  chance.  The 
boldness  and  luck  of  the  man  were  astounding,  and 
filled  people's  minds  with  admiring  awe.  He  was 
said  to  be  at  that  very  moment  deep  in  a  huge 
speculation,  to  buoy  up  still  further  the  already  ex- 
traordinary premium  of  the  Great  Consols  Sub  stock, 
and  to  have  everywhere  routed  his  ever-dogging 
enemies  the  Bears,  His  contangoes  and  carry-overs, 
and  his  borrowings,  in  general  on  the  smallest  margins, 
were  upon  a  scale  as  unj)recedented  as  was  the  fortune 


76  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

which  he  was  thus  enabled,  by  anticipation,  on  balance, 
already  to  call  his  own. 

Yet  one  more  of  my  Projects. 

Young  Brown  and  I  had  booked  our  passages  for 
Mars  in  one  of  White's  regular  mail  liners.  There 
is  already  a  large  business  done  by  our  earth  with 
that  little  but  active  neighbour  of  ours,  whose  people, 
although  with  some  odd  and  peculiar  ways,  which 
I  shall  have  presently  to  allude  to,  get  on  with  us 
very  fairly.  There  is  already  also  a  wonderful  bustle 
of  shipping.  By  White's  kind  help  I  secured  very 
comfortable  berths,  and  I  had,  in  my  own  case  at 
least,  a  special  object  in  so  doing,  in  connection 
with  yet  another  design  in  these  travels.  There 
must,  after  all,  be  something  in  Brown's  notion 
of  my  turn  for  the  pen,  as  that  potent  imj)lement 
is  ever  in  my  hand  upon  any  leisure  occasion.  And 
now  with  well  on  to  a  whole  week  before  me  as  we 
voyaged  to  Mars,  I  was  ready  to  enter  upon  an  old 
project — no  less  than  that  of  sketching  out  a  retro- 
spective history  of  the  last  thousand  years.  I  am 
often  wondering  what  is  to  be  the  state  of  things 
in  and  about  our  world  a  thousand  years  hence ; 
but  there  is  much  interest,  and  a  good  deal  more 
of  reality,  in  ascertaining  and  comparing  the  changes 
of  the  like  interval  just  passed.  Such,  then,  is  the 
vocation  I  propose  for  myself  during  the  interval 
of  leism'e  in  crossing  inter-Marsian  space,  and  the 
still  more  considerable  sj)aces  that  are  to  follow; 
and,  as  I  have  revolved  the  subject  for  many  a  past 
day,  I  am  now  quite  ready  to  fall  to  work. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  77 


Off  to  Mars. 

There  was  a  goodly  throng  of  passengers.  Mars 
was  not  quite  at  his  nearest  to  us  just  at  this  time, 
so  as  to  give  us  the  shortest  possible  voyage,  but  he 
was  approaching  that  relative  point  as  between  his 
orbit  and  ours,  and  consequently  the  usual  busy  season 
of  Marsian  intercourse  had  set  in.  Of  course  it  is  at 
such  times  of  the  relative  approach  of  the  two  worlds 
that  there  is  most  intercommunication.  The  greatly 
longer  voyage  at  other  times  is  usually  too  costly, 
both  in  time  and  money,  for  most  traders  and 
passengers.  Keen  business  competition  in  these 
days  keeps  us  to  close  calculations  and  all  possible 
economies  in  this  way.  Young  Brown  and  I  amused 
ourselves  for  a  few  spare  minutes  in  watching  the 
scientific  preparations  for  departure ;  the  former, 
however,  intermingling  a  business  view  of  the  case, 
as  he  was  interested  in  certain  late  improvements 
in  the  more  accurate  projection  of  the  protective 
cross-electric  lines  to  be  thrown  out  towards  Mars, 
alike  to  guide  our  direction,  and  to  indicate,  warn 
and  shelter  us  as  to  meteoric  dangers. 

Voyaging  Incidents,  Safeguards,  and  Accommo- 
dations. 

Away  we  go.  There  is  at  first  a  constant  racket 
and  bustle  as  we  thread  our  path  through  the 
travelling  throng  which,  passing  by  us  in  all  directions, 
occupies  our  lower  atmosphere.  Even  when  we  had 
got  above  and  outside  the  denser   mass  of  all  this 


78  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

locomotive  life,  and  could  then,  of  course,  much 
accelerate  our  speed,  there  was  still  some  noise  in 
the  mere  rapid  cleaving  of  the  air,  greatly  attenuated 
although  it  now  began  to  be.  Soon,  however,  we 
cleared  these  very  outermost  limits  of  our  planet, 
and  entered  upon  the  perfect  peace  of  purely  ethereal 
space.  Many  have  written,  poetically,  ardently,  and 
otherwise,  on  this  subject,  and  upon  the  marked  and 
extraordinary  change  of  the  traveller's  surroundings. 
For  my  part,  reducing  all  that  sort  of  thing  to  the 
common  sense  of  a  business  view,  I  find  the  striking 
change  in  question  both  useful  and  agreeable.  One 
gets  back  all  the  fresher  to  one's  office,  with  renovated 
powers  for  work,  after  such  outside  trips  to  a  neigh- 
bouring planet,  or  even  the  short  crossing  to  our 
moon. 

Some  of  our  party  still  found  amusement  in  watch- 
ing our  earth,  as  we  now  rapidly  receded  from  it. 
Of  course,  half  a  century  ago,  when  our  illustrious 
Black  first  discovered,  by  help  of  the  reduplication 
of  the  cross-electric,  the  means  of  our  material  loco- 
motion in  outside  space,  all  such  sights  were  novelties 
and  marvels.  But,  now  that  habit  has  blunted  the 
edge  of  that  sort  of  thing,  and  business  pervades 
its  every  corner,  we  leave  this  every-day  sight-seeing 
to  our  school-boys,  or  to  those  high  poetic  flights 
which  can  make  mental  food  out  of  any  mortal  thing, 
common  or  uncommon,  in  either  earth  or  heaven. 

We  are  not,  on  this  occasion,  in  the  very  fastest 
express,  otherwise  we  should  do  our  distance  in 
somewhat  less  than  the  five  days  we  expect  to  occupy. 
But  having  use  for  the  extra  time,  in  view  of  my 
literary  efforts,  I  the  less   grudge  it.     The   cheaper 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  79 

fare,  too,  of  our  present  mixed  goods  a^nd  passenger 
mail  train  was  not  altogether  out  of  calculation,  the 
higher  speeds  of  the  solely  passenger  expresses 
requiring  more  costly  management  and  apparatus, 
and  being  thus  altogether  more  expensive.  After 
a  good  dinner  on  board,  which  is  given  in  fair  style, 
considering  the  narrow  and  elongated  quarters  stewards 
have  to  deal  with  in  ether-ocean  shipping,  I  retreat 
to  my  own  quarters  and  prepare  to  begin  my  labours. 
But  before  that,  I  must  needs  allow  myself  just  one 
parting  glance  at  our  cross-electric  protective  panoply. 
It  surrounds  us  like  a  light  but  mysterious  auroral 
mist,  to  protect  from  meteorite  impact  and  from  other 
space-filling  dangers  our  slight  and  fragile  craft. 
All  seeming  in  order  there,  imparting  a  comfortable 
security,  I  take,  ere  turning  in,  just  one  last  fond 
look  of  our  retreating  earth,  already  dwarfed  by  half 
a  million  miles  interval,  and  already  also  somewhat 
out  of  line  with  our  direction,  through  the  progress 
meanwhile  in  her  own  orbit,  as  she  rolls  everlastingly 
along  her  grand  circumsolar  highway. 

Let  me  here  also  glance  at  our  accommodations, 
and  our  other  navigation  arrangements  in  general, 
all  of  which  would  have  much  amazed  and  perplexed 
our  travelling  forefathers  of  a  thousand  years  ago. 
Our  main  cabin  is,  of  course,  perfectly  air-tight ;  and 
the  air-supply,  at  the  accustomed  degree  of  pressure, 
is  maintained  in  constant  purity  and  fulness  of  supply 
by  the  anticarbonic  rectifiers  and  the  oxygen  reserves. 
But  if  we  want  perfect  quiet — which  was,  for  example, 
an  object  with  myself  in  view  of  my  prospective 
studies — we  can  at  once  completely  void  our  little 
separate  airtight  berths,  and  thus,  heed  from  sound- 


80  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

conveying   air,   sit  when   we   choose   in  the   silence 
of  very  death.     And  this  void  or  vacuum  we  usually 
make,  not  by  the  wasteful  method  of  rushing  out  all 
the  elastic  precious  breathing  element,  by  the  dis- 
charge-tap  into   space,    but   by  the   almost   equally 
prompt   cross-electric    solidification   of   the  air   com- 
ponents, which  are  thus  made  handy,  in  small  cakes 
or  bars  on  the  shelf,  ready  to  be  reconverted  into  air 
at  will  as  required.     We  have  also  convenient  dress 
and  other  arrangements  by  which  we  pass  and  repass 
between  the   main   cabin  and  these  small  separate 
berths,  without  permitting  air  into  the  desired  vacuum. 
And    again,   when   sitting    in    the  vacuum,   in    the 
absence   of    accustomed    air-pressure,   we   substitute 
for    our    outer    man   a   certain  pressure   of    elastic 
clothing,  while  the  inner  is  regulated  by  the  separate 
breathing  apparatus.     Every  passenger  is  precaution- 
arily   supplied  with   this   separate  and   independent 
apparatus,  in  case  of  any  unforeseen  fracture,  either 
from  within  or  from  without,  by  which  all  our  cabin  air- 
supply  might  suddenly  vanish  like  a  whiff  of  smoke. 

Practice,  as  well  as  necessity,  makes  us  wonderfully 
efficient  in  all  these  complex  artificial  arrangements 
of  our  advanced  modern  civilized  and  scientific  life. 
I  soon  got  to  be  quite  charmed  with  this  perfect  quiet 
of  vacuum,  which  was  often,  in  fact,  of  a  very  striking 
character — as  when  groups  of  passengers,  only  a  few 
inches  away  from  me,  and  separated  only  by  the 
thinnest  of  sheet-diamond  partition,  would  seem  to 
be  carrying  on  a  perfectly  mute  show  of  animated 
talk  or  still  more  animated  laughter;  and  I  was 
presently  making  very  fair  progress  with  my  pro- 
jected historical  retrospect. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  81 


CHAPTEE  V. 

A   RETROSPECT    OF    A    THOUSAND    YEARS. 

Progress,  what  is  it  ?  "In  effect,"  said  Yellowly,  "the 
suiting  and  smoothing  of  life's  way  to  the  great  and  struggling 
masses." — Author,  chap.  i. 

What  plan  should  I  adopt  with  my  proposed  retro- 
spective history  ?  How  should  I  best  record  the  vast 
progress  effected  by  our  busy  humanity  in  the  past 
thousand  years  ?  It  occurred  to  me  that  I  would, 
first  of  all,  lay  before  the  reader  a  few  special  causes 
which  markedly  contributed  to  that  wonderful  progress. 
They  were  causes  which,  in  most  cases,  began  to  come 
into  operation  about  the  time  my  retrospect  begins, 
namely  towards  the  end  of  the  nineteenth  and  the 
opening  of  the  twentieth  century.  I  attach  therefore 
great  importance  to  that  particular  time  ;  and  no  doubt 
that  is  why  it  is,  curiously  enough,  always  somehow 
so  much  more  in  my  mind  than  any  other  of  my  re- 
trospect. Some  of  these  causes — as,  for  instance,  the 
resolution  of  the  State  to  see  to  the  universal  educa- 
tion of  the  people ;  the  inclusion,  also,  of  technical 
and  scientific  education ;  the  complete  removal,  by  a 
method  presently  to  be  noticed,  of  the  parliamentary 
block  of  public  business ;  the  abolition  of  international 

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82  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

war,  and  of  the  national  waste  of  a  professional 
soldiery ;  and,  more  perhaps  than  aught  else,  the 
rapid  healthy  increase  of  intelligent  people,  under  the 
gradual  but  steady  solution  of  the  food  question, 
together  with  the  fact  that  the  head  and  hand  of 
woman,  when  she  had  secured  all  her  rights,  were 
in  their  various  ways  as  active  for  progress  as  those 
of  the  man, — had  altogether  a  most  powerful  and 
quite  unprecedented  after-effect  on  the  advance  and 
well-being  of  our  people.  After  a  brief  sketch  of  each 
of  the  more  prominent  of  these  various  causes,  I 
purpose  to  take  the  general  progress  century  by 
century.  I  shall  first  attend  mainly  to  that  of  our 
own  country  and  people,  until  the  time  when  our 
previously  separate  national  interests  have  merged 
finally  into  that  of  the  whole  advancing  world  at 
large.  We  enter  upon  this  great  change  with  the 
last  half  of  our  retrospect ;  after  which  we  have  to 
deal  with  that  entire  world  which  then  began  to 
assume  its  present  grand  aspect  of  one  homogeneous 
society  and  substantially  of  one  S23eech. 

Let  me  here  parenthetically  remark,  that  it  is 
indeed  only  from  old  association,  and  from  the  addi- 
tional circumstance  that  both  my  residence  and  my 
business  location  are  still  in  the  old  ancestral  quarters 
of  a  good  thousand  years  ago,  that  I  find  myself  still 
keeping  up  the  exploded  anomaly  of  speaking  and 
thinking  of  my  people  and  my  country,  as  though 
these  were  a  still  existing  distinction  in  the  world. 
"  Old  England "  has  now  finally  disappeared  from 
the  earth,  alike  in  her  distinctive  nationality,  as  in 
her  physical  islandic  outlines  of  once  familiar  sea- 
coast  and  scenery.     In  the  contest   of  races  which 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  83 

has  been  going  actively  on  for  the  most  part  of  the 
past  thousand  years,  and  in  ''  the  survival  of  the 
fittest,"  we  English,  along  with  the  races  kindred  to 
us,  have  everywhere  carried  the  day,  and  everywhere 
all  others  have  been  crowded  off  the  world's  too 
narrow  surface.  The  French  and  German  tongues, 
the  Eussian  and  Chinese,  all  lingered  more  or  less 
in  a  protracted  fight  for  dominancy  or  for  life,  while 
John  Chinaman's  prolific  race  was  amongst  the  verj^ 
last  to  succumb  to  the  universal  intrusion  of  our 
vigorous  section  of  the  white  skins.  The  conjoined 
British  and  American  Empires  had  at  last  everywhere 
predominated,  to  overspread  our  earth  with  the 
English  s^Deech  and  the  Kelto-German  races. 

Some  Chief  Causes  of  our  great  Progress — Great 
Increase  of  Population. 

When  we  consider  that  the  world,  just  as  it  is  to-day, 
when  we  are  upon  the  verge  of  the  thirtieth  century  of 
our  era,  has  considerably  over  a  million  times  more 
people  than  it  was  possessed  of  when  we  were  just 
upon  the  twentieth  century,  a  thousand  years  ago,  and 
that  all  this  multitude  is  not  only  kept  alive,  but 
is  even  prosperous  and  comfortable  throughout  besides, 
as  well  as  everywhere  busy  as  bees  over  the  earth's 
surface,  both  above  and  below  ground,  we  cannot  fail, 
in  view  of  such  a  lively  throng  of  working  heads  and 
hands,  to  be  aware  of,  at  any  rate,  one  grand  cause 
of  our  progress  during  the  interval  I  am  about  to 
survey.  Old  prophetic  Malthus,  as  things  have 
turned  out,  sounded  quite  a  false  alarm,  with  his 
fears  for  the  food-supply  as  against  the  population- 


84  A   THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE. 

increase  of  the  future.  For  centuries  after  his  long- 
past  day,  the  still  thinly  peopled  world  had  food 
enough  in  the  old  accustomed  natural  food-raising 
ways,  when  its  comparatively  sparse  inhabitants  had 
successively  occupied  and  ploughed  up  the  many 
vacant  areas  which  the  world  could  still  show  during 
and  for  long  after  the  nineteenth  century.  But,  as 
we  have  already  hinted,  when  these  previously  empty 
spaces  got  completely  covered  with  human  beings, 
and  their  cultivation  was  thus  no  longer  possible, 
chemistry  had  already  come  to  man's  help,  to  give 
him  food  by  much  shorter  and  more  convenient 
processes  than  the  tedious  roundabout  of  old-fashioned 
Nature. 

The  Woman  as  well  as  the  Man  at  Work  for  the 

World. 

Early  in  my  retrospect,  as  indeed  I  have  already 
said,  the  woman  also  was  at  full  work  for  the  world's 
progress,  as  w^ell  as  the  man.  The  sex  had  fought 
bravely  and  well  the  battle  for  this  right — the  right, 
which  should  be  common  to  both  sexes,  to  help  on 
the  ever- advancing  world.  And  this  battle  being 
gained,  the  world  had  since  experienced  the  difference 
of  pace  due  to  the  augmented  numbers  and  variety 
of  the  propellants  at  its  wheels.  There  was  also 
another  important  consequence  to  this  victory.  The 
two  sexes,  thus  busily  and  usefully  occupied,  met 
each  other  more  frequently  in  the  walks  of  industry, 
es23ecially  in  their  earlier  life,  and  thus  formed 
attachments  which  kept  them  steady  until  terminated 
in    marriage.      Thus    marriage,    and    mostly    early 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  85 

marriage,  became  the  universal  rule.  Heavy  family 
responsibilities  followed  of  course,  and  the  cause  of 
population-increase  was  everywhere  ascendant.  But 
against  that  one  expense,  formidable  as  it  might  be, 
there  arose  concurrently  quite  a  host  of  economies, 
moral,  social  and  material,  every  item  of  which  was 
a  distinct,  although  a  varied  kind  of  gain  to  society. 
And  thus,  for  example,  ere  the  twentieth  century  had 
run  its  course,  our  society  was  able  to  boast  that 
two  great  social  evils  of  the  nineteenth  had  practically 
disappeared,  namely,  the  j)ublic-house  in  its  old 
familiar  and  ungainly  aspect,  and  that  heretofore 
sup]30sed  ineradicable  feature  of  all  society,  which 
had  appropriated  to  itself,  j)ar  excellence,  the  title  of 
"  the  social  evil." 

Universal  Education  of  the  People. 

Although  the  State  is  the  only  parent  possible  to  the 
whole  national  family,  the  State  was  long  of  apprehend- 
ing, and  duly  undertaking,  its  educational  duties  as 
such.  But  towards  the  end  of  the  nineteenth  century 
this  duty  was  at  last  begun,  and  a  most  memorable  era 
was  thus  inaugurated  in  the  national  life  and  history. 
At  the  outset  there  was  much  uncertainty,  as  well 
as  cm'iosity,  at  what  might  be  the  result,  upon  the 
society  at  large,  of  our  universal  education.  Looking 
back  from  so  many  centuries,  our  subject  possesses 
the  certainty  of  fact,  as  well  as  the  interest  of  a  great 
problem.  We  shall  see  the  effects  as  we  stejD  along, 
century  by  century,  through  my  retrospect. 

I  shall  merely  say  here  that,  after  some  preliminary 
exjperiences,  we  entirely  reversed  most  of  our  old  educa- 


86  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

tional  ways.  Thus  grammar  was  taught  last  instead 
of  first.  Then,  instead  of  Greek  and  Latin,  tliere  was 
a  general  grounding  in  science,  and  an  after  special 
grounding  in  technical  education.  The  dead  languages, 
in  fact,  were  not  taught  at  all,  except  for  special 
pursuits  and  capacities ;  but,  instead,  there  was 
thorough  proficiency  in  the  leading  modern  languages 
— in  two  or  three  such  as  the  rule,  and  in  more 
according  to  taste  or  capacity,  or  the  final  bent  or 
business  of  life.  One  important  and  far-reaching 
change  consisted  in  learning  to  read  always  as  though 
naturally  speaking.  The  old  drawl  was  insufferable, 
and  this  dramatic  method  alone  was  sufficient  to  send 
the  vigour  of  life,  as  compared  with  the  languor 
of  death,  through  a  great  and  varied  section  of  edu- 
cation. Again,  the  increasing  multiplicities  of  study 
demanded  all  the  possible  economies  of  simplicity 
in  charging  the  minds  and  memories  of  youth  ; 
and  thus  varying  forms  of  the  same  letter  or  cypher 
were  done  away  with,  while  writing  and  printing 
were  brought  as  nearly  as  might  be  into  one  and 
the  same  aspect.  A  special  feature  of  the  new 
system  was  the  general  medical  supervision,  which 
was  throughout  of  the  most  careful  and  discriminative 
character.  With  all  these  changes,  facilities,  and 
safeguards,  capped  by  those  of  the  decimal  and  metric 
system,  education  was  deprived  of  half  its  difficulties, 
or  rather,  as  was  the  happier  result,  the  pupil  was 
passed,  with  the  same  time  and  exertion  as  of  old, 
through  a  double  curriculum. 

Education  was  "  compulsory,"  if  we  must  use  that 
ugly  term  in  such  a  cause ;  as  though  we  described 
the  hospital  as  for  compulsory  curing,  and  the  parental 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  87 

home    as    a    compulsory   refuge.     Education   finally 
settled  itself,  as  was  inevitable  as  well  as  appropriate, 
in  view  alike  of  the  present  and  the  future,  into  the 
free  gift  of  the  State,  impartially  awarded  to   all   its 
children,  in  degrees  and  varieties  according  to  their 
natural  capacity  and  aptitude.     But,  to  the  national 
credit,  this  was  rarely  any  expense  to  the   State,  as 
the  large  and  increasing  means  of  its  more  prosperous 
citizens  were  ever  emulatively  offered  to  defray  the 
cost.    Eepeatedly,  at  particular  stages  of  the  educa- 
tional course,  the  millions  of  pupils  were  each  and  all 
carefully  examined  as  to  their  respective  dispositions, 
and  their  attainments  physical  and  mental,  so  as  to 
direct   specially   the   further   and   higher   education.. 
The    State   thus  appreciatively  overlooked  aiid  esti- 
mated the  vast  and  varied  field  of  its  future  prospect 
and  hope.     It  was  truly  the  spectacle  of  a  precious 
and  priceless  mine,  which  the  State,  as  the  privileged 
owner,  could  not  but  treat  with  all  that  science  and 
skill  which  should  secure  from  it  the  largest  and  best 
outcome. 

The  generation  which  inaugurated  all  this  great 
change  was  not  indeed  fully  rewarded  by  seeing  and 
enjoying  all  its  effects.  Not  indeed  until  the 
twentieth  and  succeeding  centuries  did  we  experi- 
ence the  full  benefit  of  that  great  national  move- 
ment. When  scientific  and  technical  education  had 
come  into  full  play,  every  one  of  the  almost  countless 
mass  of  workers  was  converted  into  an  actual  daily  and 
hourly  combatant  in  the  battle  of  science,  as  well  as  of 
business  and  general  progress.  In  thus  ever  marshall- 
ing forth  the  educated  talent  of  the  great  mass  of  the 
nation,  the  new  system  gave  to  progress  its  prodigious 


88  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

after-impulse,  and  so  at  last  amply  rewarded  the 
patriotic  and  far-seeing  State,  for  its  first  heavy  bill 
of  cares  and  costs,  by  the  greatness  of  the  country's 
future.  The  effect  of  this  system  also,  to  level,  by 
its  quiet  action,  the  hereditary  class  walls  of  an  old 
society,  and  to  assure  everywhere  the  healthful  pre- 
dominance of  personal  merit  and  public  usefulness, 
has  always  powerfully  contributed  to  our  political 
contentment,  and  to  the  stability  of  the  social  fabric. 

A  New  Page  turned  in  University  Life. 

Even  material  progress  may  be  largely  aided  by 
social  and  moral  advance.  Such  was  our  experience 
after  the  nineteenth  century,  when,  happily,  our 
youth  required  no  longer  to  quit  the  amenities  and 
protective  surroundings  of  home,  in  order  to  complete 
their  education  at  the  university.  The  wider  range 
of  female  education,  which  came  in  with  the  twentieth 
century,  had  much  to  do  with  this  improved  aspect  of 
the  university  question.  The  attendance  of  both  sexes, 
as  regarded  this  higher  education,  became  so  large 
and  general,  that  additional  universities  were  neces- 
sary over  all  the  country.  Every  dwelling  was  thus 
so  near  to  one  or  other  of  these  institutions,  as  to 
render  unnecessary  a  permanent  residence  at  the 
university,  or  elsewhere  than  at  the  parental  home  ; 
and  thus  a  practice,  but  too  fertile  of  deteriorating 
influences  for  after-life,  was  wholly  given  up.  The 
**  University  Express,"  filled  morning  and  evening, 
going  and  returning,  with  the  fresh  young  life  of  the 
rising  race,  was  one  of  the  stirring  and  characteristic 
railway  spectacles  of  the  time. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  89 

Our  sons  thus  escaped,  at  their  most  critical  age, 
exposure  to  much  evil.  The  restraining  modesty, 
natural  to  youth,  is  usually  proof  against  the  ordinary 
tear  and  wear  of  society;  but  the  exposure  of  old 
university  life  had  been  only  too  apt  to  entirely  break 
down  and  dissipate  its  barriers,  and  to  send  forth  the 
youth  into  his  maturer  life  deprived  of  those  restrain- 
ing tendencies,  and  that  regulated  moderation  of 
desire,  which  are  so  indispensable  to  life's  highest 
efforts  and  most  real  enjoyment.  Under  the  better 
auspices  alluded  to,  our  youth  betook  themselves  both 
more  steadily  and  more  heartily  to  all  the  science  and 
business  progress  of  their  day,  and  brought,  as  well, 
a  greater  strength  and  endurance,  mind  and  body,  to 
the  world's  work.  The  old  saying  that  the  youth 
would  turn  out  all  the  better  man  by  a  free  and  early 
sowing  of  his  wild  oats,  is  about  as  well  founded  as 
that  other  old  saw,  which,  in  spite  of  medical  contra- 
diction, was  wont  to  aver  that  our  bodies  were 
improved  after  having  been  scourged  by  fever,  small- 
pox, syphilis,  and  the  other  ills  that  flesh  is  heir  to. 

Cessation  of  War — how  and  when  it  came  about. 

If  the  world's  pace  was  so  visibly  accelerated,  as  I 
have  had  occasion  to  notice,  by  the  happy  solution  of 
the  woman's  rights  problem,  and  the  consequent  acces- 
sion of  the  whole  sex  to  the  ranks  of  its  workers,  there 
was  yet  another  change  of  the  twentieth  century,  which 
was  hardly,  if  at  all,  less  momentous,  even  in  the  same 
work-and-labour  direction.  This  was  the  final  cessa- 
tion of  war,  and  the  converting  of  all  war's  levies  and 
expenses   into  the   interests   of  peace  and  progress. 


90  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

The  professional  soldier  had  ceased  to  be  a  European 
feature  ere  the  twentieth  century  had  run  out.  The 
remarkable,  simple,  and  indeed  somewhat  sudden 
and  even  unexpected  w^ay  in  which  international  war 
came  to  its  end — became,  in  fact,  a  practical  impossi- 
bility, as  between,  at  least,  the  chief  civilized  powers, 
from  the  practice,  which  came  to  be  adopted  in 
common,  of  training,  all  their  respective  youth  to 
military  drill,  and  the  effective  defensive  use  of  the 
modern  arms  of  precision — is  one  of  the  striking 
incidents  with  which  my  retrospect  will  have  presently 
to  deal.  I  will  only  meanwhile  remark,  that  the 
effect  of  this  result  upon  the  civilized  world's  senti- 
ment, and  the  mutual  intercourse  of  its  societies, 
and  upon  the  entire  world's  general  forward  advance, 
could  hardly  be  overrated. 

Trades'  Union  Eeform,  and  advancing  Condition 
OF  OUR  Working  Classes. 

No  cause  of  our  past  progress  was  more  real  or 
more  visible,  during,  at  least,  the  earlier  centuries  of 
my  retrospect,  than  that  reforming  and  reconstructing 
spirit,  which  was  introduced  into  all  trade  union  life 
by  its  illustrious  leader  and  renovator,  Yellowl}^  It 
was  Yellowly's  proud  prediction  that  his  class- 
fellows  Vv^ere  to  take  the  van  of  future  progress,  and 
that,  to  this  end,  trade  union  law  would  be  even 
stricter  than  the  public  law  itself,  and  trade  union 
economic  views  and  practice  more  unchallengeable 
than  the  dicta  of  economic  professors ;  and  he 
survived  far  enough  into  the  twentieth  century  to  see 
these  ardent  hopes  in  fair  way  to  fulfilment. 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  91 

The  twentieth  century  proved,  indeed,  specially 
favourable  to  the  working  class  generally,  by  the 
great  amelioration  of  the  conditions  of  labour,  as  well 
as  its  improved  efficiency,  through  the  universally 
extended  application  of  machinery.  The  quick  turn 
over  of  capital,  and  the  small  amounts  thus  required 
in  this  w^ay,  were  favourable  to  the  co-operative 
association  of  working-men,  which  accordingly  made 
marked  progress  in  this  century.  And  it  was  only 
to  be  expected  that  this  advanced  material  condition, 
in  the  great  mass  of  the  population,  associated  as 
it  was  with  universal  educational  attainment,  should 
have  an  elevating  effect  on  mind  and  habits ;  and 
there  was,  indeed,  in  these  respects,  a  great  advance 
along  the  w^hole  industrial  front. 

Amongst  other  effects,  Yellowly  survived  to  see,  in 

the  fair  way  of  realization,  the  desire  of  his  heai-t — that 

the  vast  expenditure  of  his  class  upon  intoxicating 

drinks,  which  he  so  much  grudged,  even  as  a  mere 

money  question,  should  be  diverted  to  purposes  more 

useful  to  the  class  and  more  creditable  to  the  man.    He 

had  hoped  that  the  very  marked  reform  in  that  respect, 

which    the    nineteenth  century  had   brought   to   the 

richer  and  employing  classes,  might,  with  the  twentieth 

century,  reach  also  the  great  mass  of  the  employed  ; 

and  ere  he  quitted  the  world  he  had  the  satisfaction 

to  see  that  this  hope  was  not  to  be  disappointed.     We 

shall  also  have  occasion  to  see  how,  in  carrying  out 

with  more  and  more  practised  hand,  the  economies 

of  co-operative  dwellings,    our   working  classes  were 

enabled  to  house  themselves  in  large  and  commodious, 

and  even  elegant  and  elegantly  furnished,  mansions, 

where,  as  an  entirely  new  feature  of  their  life,  the 


92  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 

cheerful  and  varied  social  attractions  became  alto- 
gether superior  to  those  of  the  old  public-house.  As  I 
have  already  said,  that  seemingly  inevitable  accompani- 
ment of  our  social  life  of  the  nineteenth  century,  had 
virtually  ceased  to  haunt  us,  at  least  in  any  recogniz- 
able aspect,  ere  the  twentieth  had  closed. 

A  Word   on   Co-operation — its   Economies  and 

Progress. 

The  economic  marvels  of  co-operation  had  not 
escaped  attention  in  the  last  half  of  the  nineteenth 
century ;  but  it  was  only  in  the  twentieth  that  the 
system  attained  such  extension  and  indeed  univer- 
sality of  application,  as  brought  comparative  abund- 
ance and  comfort  to  even  the  very  poorest  classes, 
and  constituted  quite  a  new  era,  not  only  in  the 
economies  of  the  production  and  distribution  of 
society's  material  wants,  but  even  more  strikingly  in 
the  social  comfort  and  cheerfulness  of  the  new  style  of 
the  homes  of  the  great  mass  of  the  people. 

The  cheapness  of  wholesale  dealing  was  everywhere 
availed  of.  The  nineteenth  century  had  indeed  ex- 
perienced something  of  this  benefit,  in  the  Civil 
Service  and  other  "co-operative  store-keeping;  "  but 
that  had  been  chiefly  for  the  good  of  classes  already 
comparatively  well-off.  In  the  twentieth  century,  on 
the  other  hand,  this  co-operation  had  spread  its  gains 
and  savings  to  the  entire  people,  including  even  the 
very  poorest.  The  revolution  thus  brought  to  many 
vocations,  as,  for  example,  the  necessary  superseding 
of  a  vast  mass  of  small  shopkeeping,  was,  in  reality, 
after  all,  much  less  rapid,  and  much  less  disturbing 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  93 

to  society  than  theorizing  fears  had  predicted.  The 
thorough  understanding  amongst  all  classes  and 
vocations — that  the  car  of  progress  must  have  its 
perfectly  free  course,  and  that  no  one  class  or  trade 
was  to  be  protected  at  the  expense  of  the  rest — had 
everywhere  the  best  possible  effect  in  stimulating 
all  parties  to  face  their  respective  contingencies,  and 
to  enter  heartily  upon  the  larger  and  better  field 
everywhere  opened  to  them.  The  great  resom'ces 
arising  out  of  the  universal  diffusion  of  education 
enabled  such  classes  as  were  in  turn  from  time  to 
time  affected  by  the  various  and  not  seldom  rapid 
economic  changes  of  that  stirring  age,  to  bear  them 
with  comparative  impunity,  and  to  adjust  themselves 
with  more  or  less  facility  to  the  new  circumstances. 

Then,  again,  the  co-operative  principle  had,  with 
this  twentieth  century,  successfully  j)ervaded  all 
industrial  life,  thus  largely  realizing  Yellowly's 
ambitious  anticipations  as  to  his  class-fellows  be- 
coming themselves  principals  instead  of  servants  in 
their  various  work.  This  position  was  all  the  more 
easily  attained  amongst  a  universally  educated 
people,  by  the  greater  efficiency  and  promptitude 
of  result  given  to  labour  by  universal  mechanical 
appliance.  Large  capital  became  thus,  for  many 
kinds  of  undertakings,  almost  quite  a  secondary  con- 
sideration. By  tlie  cheapness  and  excellence  of  all 
kinds  of  machinery,  which  our  skilled  countrymen 
turned  out  at  home,  or  our  free  ports  invited  from  all 
parts  of  the  world,  and  by  the  quick  turn  over  of  work 
which  such  machinery  effected,  co-operations  of 
working-men  were  enabled,  even  with  very  limited 
spare    means,   to    compete    successfully    with   great 


94  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

capitalists  in  most  of  the  cases  of  ordinary  enterprise. 
When  strikes  did  occur  in  the  twentieth  century,  the 
alternative  of  having  co-operation  to  fall  back  upon 
was  always  one  of  the  considerations  of  the  case,  and 
a  consideration  which  the  employer,  most  of  all,  had 
to  keep  precautionarily  in  view.  Indeed  not  more 
important  was  it  for  the  welfare  of  the  striker  himself, 
than  for  that  of  society  at  large,  that  the  former 
should  strike  for  the  alternative  merely  of  a  different 
form  of  work,  rather  than  for  a  complete  cessation 
from  labour. 


The  Great  Parliamentary  Block,  and  its  Final 
Cure  by  the  "  Special  Hansard." 

The  tactics  of  obstruction  by  small  minorities,  as 
on  the  occasion  of  the  grave  and  perplexing  Irish 
questions,  which  crowded  upon  our  Parliament  towards 
the  close  of  the  nineteenth  century,  were  not  by  any 
means  the  sole  cause  of  parliamentary  block,  although 
they  happily  contributed  a  powerful  and  timely 
stimulus  towards  the  eventual  removal  of  a  con- 
tinually increasing  difficulty  in  national  legislation. 
All  could  see  that  the  endless  legislative  needs  of  an 
advancing  civilization  could  be  but  inadequately 
responded  to  in  parliament  under  the  old  accustomed 
modes  of  procedure,  even  if  these  were  never  other- 
wise than  honestly  dealt  with.  Some  process  was 
wanted  by  help  of  which,  within  reasonable  hours, 
or  even,  for  that  matter,  within  any  possible  hours 
whatever,  all  the  required  public  measures  could  be 
adequately  discussed  as  well  as  passed  and  enacted. 
Prior  to  that   great  and  complete  cure  which   was 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  95 

finally  effected,  and  which,  as  I  am  now  about  to 
explam,  acqmred  the  name  of  the  ''  Special  Hansard," 
all  attempted  remedies  had  the  defect,  more  or  less, 
of  saving  time  by  the  prevention,  exclusion,  or  sup- 
pression of  discussion.  Mind  and  opinion,  good,  bad, 
or  indifferent,  were  thus  alike  shut  out.  Such  a 
system,  failing  the  possibility  of  any  other,  might 
be  of  necessity  submitted  to  in  cases  of  predetermined 
obstruction,  and  of  glaring  abuses  of  parliamentary 
privileges.  But  it  proved  intolerable  in  any  general 
application,  and  thus  the  parliamentary  block  re- 
mained substantially  uncured  by  such  mere  shifts 
as  the  ''cloture,"  and  got  worse  and  worse  from 
session  to  session,  and  from  day  to  day.  The  ac- 
cumulation of  postponed,  or  abortive,  or  wholly 
unattempted  measures  had  reduced  successive  premiers 
and  ministries  at  last  to  blank  despair. 

Necessity  is  ever  the  fertile  mother  of  invention 
or  expedient.  Very  early  in  my  retrospect,  it 
happened  that  one  of  the  overwhelmed  premiers  of 
that  time,  after  exhibiting  to  the  House  the  otherwise 
hopeless  aspects  of  his  case,  besought  its  tolerance 
of  the  experiment  of  a  new  procedure.  The  sugges- 
tion was  substantially  this,  that  instead  of  the  usual 
speeches  upon  important  propositions,,  members 
should  give  their  views  in  writing.  These  written 
views  formed  a  special  publication  of  parliament, 
which  took  the  afterwards  famous  name  of  the 
"  Special  Hansard."  Sufficient  intervals  and  oppor- 
tunities were  given  for  adequate  discussion,  recon- 
sideration, or  suggestion,  after  which  each  successive 
measure  went  swiftly  and  quietly  to  final  division. 
Parliament   having   assented,  perhaps,  at  the  time, 


96  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


not  less  helplessly  than  willingly,  to  try  the  new 
method,  it  was  brought  at  once  into  life  and  action  ; 
and  it  promptly  became  far  too  indispensable  to  each 
parliamentary  programme  to  be  ever  afterwards 
abandoned.  Thus  was  begun  an  altogether  new 
parliamentary  system,  by  which  successive  ministries 
could  meet,  easily  and  adequately,  the  legislative 
wants  of  their  time,  and  the  Government  of  our 
advancing  country  could  be  piloted  with  comparative 
facility  through  centuries  of  after  progress. 

Various  remarkable  and  beneficial  changes  followed 
in  the  wake  of  the  "  Special  Hansard."  The  system 
certainly  developed  a  more  wide  and  free  and  careful 
expression  of  view;  and  there  was  an  almost  in- 
stantaneous collapse  of  all  unseemly  or  disturbing 
scenes.  Again,  when  so  much  of  parliamentary  work 
was  transferred  from  the  floor  of  the  House  to  that 
of  the  bureau,  alike  with  members  generally  as  with 
ministers,  and  when,  by  "  Special  Hansard,"  so  much 
of  the  House's  time  was  saved,  the  parliamentary 
hours  took  a  prompt  accordance  to  the  new  circum- 
stances. A  minister  could  now  be  carrying  through, 
all  at  one  and  the  same  time,  as  many  great  measures 
as  there  was  occasion  for,  and  yet  be  simultaneously 
and  quietly  conducting  the  other  and  ordinary  business 
of  Parliament,  and  all  within  some  few  reasonable 
and  convenient  hours  of  the  afternoon  or  evening. 

No  after  consequence  of  this  "Special  Hansard" 
system  was  either  more  striking  or  more  generally 
useful  than  the  habit  it  encouraged,  or  rather  of 
necessity  enforced,  of  concise  expression.  Indeed, 
from  the  very  first,  every  reasonable  mind  must  have 
foreseen  that  the  chief  chance  of  being  attended  to, 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  97 

in  the  crowd  of  competitive  views,  lay  in  a  judicious 
brevity.  As  time  went  on,  and  the  field  of  scientific 
and  business  life  took  its  due  concurrent  expansion, 
this  brevity  of  expression,  into  which,  in  its  particular 
department,  the  "  Special  Hansard  "  had  graduated  us, 
became  a  general  feature  of  all  society's  many 
vocations,  and  thus  enabled  the  advancing  race  to 
keep  up  with  a  breadth  of  knowledge,  which,  other- 
wise, must  have  been  an  attainment  impossible  alike 
to  time  and  strength. 

State  Aid  to  Progress  by  Means  of  Special 
Trusts. 

The  old  question  as  to  whether  the  State  should 
intervene  in  general  progress,  or  leave  the  whole 
field  to  private  enterprise,  received  a  happy  solution, 
after  the  nineteenth  century,  in  the  princijole  of 
Special.  Trusts,  in  which  the  State  would  originate 
and  conduct  certain  classes  of  great  and  deskable 
projects,  but  without  involving  the  country's  govern- 
ment in  pecuniary  responsibility.  Each  such  project 
was  expected  to  clear  its  own  cost  eventually;  and 
if  not  by  ordinary  reproduction,  at  any  rate,  in  the 
final  resort,  by  that  natural  increment  of  value,  in 
a  progressive  country,  through  the  mere  efflux  of 
time.  Of  course,  therefore,  anything  to  be  attempted, 
in  this  promising  and  convenient  way,  must  neces- 
sarily be  only  of  a  kind  calculated  for  such  a  result. 
Many  such  works  successively  presented  themselves ; 
and  thus  grand  and  beneficial  works,  of  a  kind,  or 
upon  a  scale,  which  private  enterprise  could  hardly 
have  even  dreamt  of,  were  duly  entered  upon,  and, 

H 


98  A   THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE. 

after  a  more  or  less  protracted  term  of  years,  success- 
fully carried  through,  free  of  any  ultimate  cost. 

We  did  not,  indeed,  keep  quite  strictly,  in  every  case, 
to  where  the  sure  "  unearned  increment  of  value  " 
of  the  real  estate  was  ultimately  to  clear  all  costs. 
Some  of  these  s]3ecial  great  national  works  were 
adventured  upon  under  more  ordinary  prospects  as 
to  final  reimbursement ;  as  when  the  bold  but  suc- 
cessful and  convenient  project  was  taken  up  of  con- 
centrating all  the  public  offices  in  one  grand  and 
commodious  edifice,  reared  upon  the  less  crowded 
space,  at  the  time,  just  a  little  outside  the  metropolis. 
The  costs  in  this  case  were  met,  partly  by  sale  of 
the  superseded  offices  in  their  too  crowded  but 
valuable  sites,  and  partly  by  the  increasing  fees  and 
rentals  of  the  future,  as  I  shall  have  presently  more 
fully  to  tell.  And,  again,  when  the  State  took  in 
hand  the  inauguration  of  a  great  national  theatre, 
and  other  such  works,  of  a  kind  which  private  en- 
terprise was  not  ready  for,  or  not  disposed  to  try  in 
the  way  most  desirable  or  beneficial,  we  would,  in 
such  cases,  group  the  several  results  under  one  trust, 
with  its  better  promise  of  a  successful  average.  But 
any  such  works  were  exceptionally  few,  and  only  the 
occasional  subjects  of  the  special  trust  system.  The 
regular  field  lay  rather  in  those  works  which  repaid 
first  cost  by  the  reliable  future  rise  of  value  in  the 
nation's  real  estate,  through  the  certain  advance  of 
the  people,  in  numbers,  in  science  and  commerce, 
and  in  wealth. 

The  first  great  step  in  this  direction — in  the  regular 
road,  so  to  say,  of  these  special  trusts — was  the  ever 
famous  resanitation,  or  rather  sanitary  reconstruc- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  99 

tion  of  London,  a  work  which,  in  its  main  result,  as 
we  shall  shortly  see,  was  successfully  carried  through, 
as  anticipated,  in  ahout  a  third  of  a  century,  although 
partially  protracted,  in  view  of  certain  other  objects, 
for  some  time  longer.  But  even  greater  than  this 
great  project,  and  necessarily  protracted  in  its  re- 
demptive operation  for  a  much  longer  interval,  was 
the  magnificent  work  of  the  embankment  and  recla- 
mation of  the  Lower  Thames,  by  which  English  soil 
acquired  an  accession  of  some  hundreds  of  square 
miles,  at  a  comparative  trifle  of  concurrent  outlay; 
the  cost  having  eventually  been  mainly  defrayed  by 
the  said  advance  in  value  due  to  a  busy  century  of 
national  progress. 

These  special  trust  enterj)rises  involved,  of  course, 
a  vast  outlay  of  ready  money  at  the  first.  The  source 
of  supply  lay  in  the  successive  issue  of  trust  stocks, 
which  stocks,  for  several  reasons  at  the  time,  came  to 
be  quite  adequately,  and,  indeed,  often  greedily  com- 
peted for  in  the  expanding  money  market  of  those 
days.  First,  there  was  the  effect  of  the  full  con- 
fidence, which  soon  came  to  be  felt  by  the  public,  in 
the  soundness  of  the  principle  of  these  trusts. 
Second,  the  vast  and  constantly  increasing  amount 
of  savings'  bank,  insurance,  and  other  funds,  had 
provided  a  corresponding  demand  for  just  such  a 
class  of  investments  as  these  stocks  then  offered. 
The  reserve  funds  of  the  many  insurance  companies, 
for  instance,  ere  the  nineteenth  century  was  out,  had 
reached,  in  not  a  few  cases,  to  twenty  millions  each 
and  upwards,  and  in  the  course  of  the  twentieth  to 
even  a  hundred  millions  each.  Lastly,  there  was 
concurrently   also,    about    this    time,   the    continual 


100  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


diminution  and  final  extinction  of  that  long-accus- 
tomed investment  resource,  our  once  great  national 
debt,  whose  manner  of  decline,  and  whose  ultimate 
death,  I  am  about  to  relate.  As  the  rate  of  interest 
on  our  debt — by  a  bold  and  happy  stroke,  during  one 
of  the  recurring  intervals  of  ''  cheap  money  "  towards 
the  end  of  the  nineteenth  century — had  been  success- 
fully reduced  from  three  per  cent,  to  two  and  a  half 
per  cent.,  so  there  was  the  less  difficulty  in  nego- 
ciating  the  Special  Trust  issues  at  moderate  rates  of 
interest,  these  being  usually  not  over  three  per  cent. 

How   WE     EEDUCED    THE    INTEREST    KaTE,    AND    FINALLY 
EXTINGUISHED    OUR    NATIONAL   DeBT. 

YeUowly  gave  us  at  times  his  ideas  about  reducing  the  interest 
of  our  National  Debt,  and  finally  extinguishing  the  principal. — 
Author,  chap.  i. 

Let  us  glance  back  for  a  moment  to  these  two 
great  events,  which  formed  national  eras  in  their 
respective  times,  and  were  almost  unexpectedly  simple 
in  the  means  by  which  they  were  successively  ac- 
complished. From  the  middle  of  the  nineteenth 
century,  a  distinguished  minister  and  premier  of 
those  remote  but  not  yet  forgotten  times  had  made 
the  question  of  the  reduced  interest  his  own;  and  he 
happily  survived  to  see  his  grand  expectation  realized. 
When  seasons  of  cheap  money  came  round,  so  as 
to  send  up  the  price  of  the  old  three  per  cent,  consols 
substantially  above  par,  which  happened,  in  fact,  on 
repeated  occasions  before  the  actual  step  of  conver- 
sion into  two  and  a  half  per  cent,  was  ventured  upon, 
there  had  always  seemed  to  be  two  great  obstacles  in 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.  101 

the  way.  First,  there  was  the  hugeness  of  the  total 
to  be  dealt  with ;  and,  second,  the  fact  that  much  the 
larger  part  of  the  amount  required  a  twelve  months' 
notice  to  the  national  creditor.  As  to  the  first 
obstacle,  then,  the  idea  of  attacking  so  great  an 
amount,  if  it  were  to  be  done  in  any  piecemeal 
fashion,  appeared  all  but  hopeless  of  final  and  com- 
plete result  ;  while,  as  to  the  second,  however 
favourable  any  present  moment  of  the  market  might 
seem  for  the  projected  conversion,  who  could  answer, 
in  those  shifting,  unpredictable  times,  for  the  monetary 
conditions  twelve  months  later  ? 

The  simple  course  eventually  taken,  and  the  easy 
success  which  attended  it,  showed  how  needless  were 
the  many  fears  and  hesitations  which  preceded  this 
great  public  measure.  For  example,  instead  of  the 
largeness  of  the  amount  being  a  difficulty,  it  proved, 
as  was  foreseen  by  the  practical  minds  consulted,  to 
be  the  chief  cause  of  ensuring  and  facilitating  the 
operation.  The  State,  in  offering  to  its  creditors  a 
two  and  a  half  per  cent,  stock  in  exchange  for  a  three 
per  cent.,  must  offer,  of  course,  the  alternative  of  a 
money  payment.  But  any  large  amount  of  such 
money  payments,  seeking  simultaneously  other  in- 
vestments, must  so  violently  disturb  the  market, 
comparatively  limited  as  it  would  be  in  other  like 
suitable  securities,  as  soon  to  make  such  other  invest- 
ment difficult  or  impossible  on  advantageous  terms. 
And,  besides,  there  was  the  probable  fact  that  the  larger 
part  of  consols'  holdings  were  bound  to  that  particular 
security,  and  would  thus  be  maintained,  even  under 
the  proposed  reduction  of  the  interest  rate. 

The  other  difficulty  remained,  namely,  the  practical 


102  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

surmounting  of  the  twelve  months'  notice,  so  as  to 
give  prompt  and  simultaneous  effect  to  the  whole 
operation.  Let  us  consider  the  way  in  which  this 
was  successfully  accomphshed.  The  issue  of  a  two 
and  a  half  per  cent.,  in  simple  exchange  for  a  three  per 
cent.,  hundred  for  hundred,  was  not  deemed  possible, 
or  even,  perhaps,  quite  a  fair  and  reasonable  offer  of 
treatment  to  the  public  creditor.  Accordingly  he  was 
to  be  met  by  the  concession  of  a  substantial  discount 
upon  the  substituted  two  and  a  half  per  cent.,  but  still 
a  discount,  comparatively  speaking,  so  moderate  as 
to  leave  an  enormous  advantage  to  the  State  by  the 
conversion.  The  temptation  of  this  discount  became 
the  efficient  leverage  by  which  the  disadvantage  of 
the  twelve  months'  notice  was  obviated.  The  discount 
was  allowed  to  those  only  who  decided  at  once.  This 
proved  a  generally  successful  argument.  Indeed, 
only  a  comparatively  small  amount  of  money  payment 
was  actually  demanded  in  the  entire  operation. 

There  are  but  a  few  more  words  to  complete  the 
account  of  the  final  procedure  in  this  business.  The 
principle  adopted  was,  that,  on  the  one  hand,  there 
should  be  a  uniform  two  and  a  half  per  cent,  stock 
offered  to  the  public ;  and,  on  the  other  hand,  a  stock 
of  terminable  annuities  in  readiness,  from  the  sale  of 
which,  in  amounts  as  might  happen  to  be  required, 
the  State  was  to  be  put  in  funds  to  pay  off  dis- 
sentients. The  State,  in  short,  offered  the  former 
stock  on  its  own  terms,  but  was  compelled,  of  course, 
to  accept  the  terms  of  buyers  for  the  latter  stock.  It 
was  only  because  the  latter  stock  proved  to  be  very 
much  the  lesser  of  the  two,  that  the  State  came  off  the 
decided  gainer  upon  the  operation. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  103 

Let  me  now  turn  to  the  still  more  important  subject 
of  the  final  extinction  of  our  national  debt.  This 
great  operation  was  successfully  accomplished  by- 
using,  seemingly,  very  inadequate  means,  aided,  how- 
ever, by  steady  accumulative  action  over  a  long 
interval  of  time.  Our  story  begins  a  little  outside  of 
its  own  actual  boundaries,  and  introduces  us  to  the 
old  interminable  questions  about  the  currency.  Our 
monetary  cii'culation,  up  to  nearly  the  close  of  the 
nineteenth  century,  was  mainly  metallic ;  and  there 
was  a  tacitly  understood  national  monetary  policy 
in  keeping  it  so,  and  in  preventing  any  very 
general  substitution  of  paper.  But  the  public's 
preference  for  the  more  handy  and  convenient  paper 
was  all  this  time  very  decided,  and  all  that  the  public 
wanted  was  but  the  chance  of  getting  it.  The  field 
was  thus  a  tempting  one  to  poach  upon,  and  it  was  at 
last  so  seriously  invaded  by  the  paper  of  cheque  banks, 
and  by  other  issue  contrivances,  as  to  threaten  the 
disappearance  of  most  of  the  great  metallic  reserves. 
The  public,  in  its  readiness  for  the  paper,  would  accept 
even  the  second  class  of  it,  offered  by  all  and  sundry 
issuers,  if  the  first  were  not  to  be  had. 

The  Government  at  length  intervened.  It  seemed 
advisable  that  the  State  should  supply,  to  its  own 
profit  as  well  as  the  public  benefit,  a  suitable  and  un- 
doubted paper.  While  free  play  was  to  be  given  to 
the  public  appetite  in  this  direction,  the  exchanged 
specie  was  all  to  be  held  available,  until,  at  any  rate, 
experience  had  determined  what  proportion  of  it 
might  be  safely  dispensed  with,  and  thus  turned  to 
other  and  profitable  account.  By  a  modification  of 
the  postal  notes  system,  an  excellent  smaller  currency 


104  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

was  gradually  brought  into  extensive  domestic  use, 
and  was  exchanged  for  many  millions  of  specie. 
Successive  portions  of  this  great  metallic  stock  were 
afterwards  applied  to  redemption  of  parts  of  the 
public  debt.  But  a  substantial  metallic  reserve  was 
still  kept  on  hand,  and  experience  proved  that  even 
five  or  ten  millions,  available  in  this  way,  were  more 
effective  against  crisis  than  fifty  millions  scattered 
amongst  the  public.  The  amounts  thus  saved  were 
strictly  and  steadily  applied,  on  the  accumulative 
principle,  by  a  commission  specially  intrusted  with 
the  business,  and  the  funds  in  hand  were  solemnly 
placed  beyond  reach  of  the  temptations  incident  to 
any  future  "First  Lord  of  the  Treasury."  In  this 
way,  with  the  aid  of  repayments  at  times  out  of 
surplus  revenue,  the  entire  debt  was  finally  redeemed 
within  a  century. 

State  Assistance  free  to  the  Poorer  Youth. 

It  was  something  for  the  State  to  be  able  at  last 
to  boast  that  there  was  difficulty  to  discover  anywhere 
a  poor  youth,  needing,  or  willing  to  accept,  help,  and 
who  would  thus  confer  upon  it  the  luxury  of  helping 
one  of  its  sons  forward  in  life's  struggle.  That  con- 
dition was  indeed  substantially  attained.  But  towards 
its  high  attainment  a  good  deal  had  been  done,  in 
preceding  generations,  as  to  the  suppression  or  ex- 
tirpation of  crime,  mendicancy,  tramping,  gipsying, 
and  so  on,  as  we  shall  have  occasion  to  see  further 
on.  The  time  arrived  when  the  State  could  not  only 
give  a  free  education  to  all  its  youth,  but  could  help 
forward  into  the  successes  of  their  maturer  life  any 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  105 

who  were  in  need.     Advances  were  made,  in  money 
or   clothing,    as   required   by  the   youth  on  quitting 
school.     This  was  at  first  from  funds  supplied  to  the 
State's  use  in  this  way  by  the  charity  organization  of 
the  time.     But  eventually,  when  there  was  a  satis- 
factory  and  reliable   regularity   established    in    the 
final  repayments  of  these  advances,  the  system  was 
made  the  subject  of  a  special  trust.     A  great  ledger  of 
the    State,  in   short,  was   opened  for  these  national 
advances  ;    and  when  the  assisted  youth   afterwards 
repaid  his  loan,  he  was  awarded  a  medal  which  was 
often  long  preserved  as  an  honoured  heirloom,  even 
in  the  most  prosperous  families.     These  repayments, 
principal  and  interest,  became  at  last  so  regular  as 
to  justify,  as   I   have   said,    the    ajDi^lication   of  the 
special  trust  system.     By  charging  the  borrowers  a 
a  slightly  higher  interest  than  was  paid   upon   the 
trust  stock,  the  comparatively  small  loss   from  the 
defaulting,  or  the  exceptionally  unlucky,  was  covered, 
and  the  trust  became  self-paying.     As  every  honest 
or  willing  youth  of  either  sex  could  thus  always  fall 
back  upon  the  ways  and  means  to   get  on   in   the 
world,  the  whole  society  moved  forward  by  so  much 
the  quicker  and  better  pace. 

Peogress  by  Speciality  of  Study. 

As  subdivision  of  labour  has  been  so  fruitful  in  the 
business  field,  so  did  it  prove  also  when  increasingly 
applied,  in  those  busy  times,  to  other  departments  of 
work,  and  especially  to  the  great  field  of  science. 
But  science  itself  became  more  and  more  associated 
with   ordinary   business,  the   latter,   in   most   cases. 


106  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

depending  at  every  step  upon  scientific  attainment 
and  application.  With  the  increasing  crowd  of 
workers,  and  the  vast  and  ever-expanding  field  of 
work,  no  one  could  hojpe  to  be  of  any  great  service 
to  the  world,  or  leave  his  mark  behind  him,  who 
aimed  to  try  his  hand  or  his  head  at  many  different 
things.  Those  who  stuck  to  some  one  subject,  which, 
with  its  limitation  of  range,  they  were  able  thoroughly 
to  master,  were  most  likely  to  rise  to  the  position  of 
authorities  upon  such  a  limited  range,  and  to  be 
listened  to  by  the  rest  of  the  world. 

Thus  science,  when  pursued  by  each  of  its  countless 
students,  within  their  respective  small  enclosures, 
but  with  thorough  and  continuous  study,  made  col- 
lectively a  giant  progress.  As  most  people  began, 
about  this  time,  to  be  content  to  work  in  this  quiet 
but  effective  way,  they  became  masters  and  authorities 
in  their  respective  s]3ecialities ;  and  thus  the  vast 
army  of  workers,  each  soldier  within  his  own  par- 
ticular range,  advanced  the  boundaries  of  science 
by  ever  increasing  observation  and  discovery. 

At  the  close  of  the  nineteenth  century,  society  had 
indeed  already  entered,  but  only  to  the  mere  thres- 
hold, of  a  vast  field  of  progress.  There  was  some 
slight  foretaste  of  that  progress  during  the  last  half 
of  that  century,  when,  besides  the  ordinary  electric 
telegraph,  introduced  just  a  little  while  before,  the 
spectroscope,  the  telephone,  the  microphone,  the 
photophone,  and  such-like,  came  successively  crowding 
upon  the  raw  and  astonished  world  of  that  primitive 
day,  and  when  electric  light  was  everywhere  em- 
powering us  to  turn  night  into  brilliant  day.  In  due 
time  succeeded  the    far    grander    discovery  of   the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  107 

cross-electric,  with  all  its  powers  and  marvels,  bring- 
ing to  science  universally  a  double  or  treble  power 
and  pace. 

Our  youths  of  those  days,  then,  as  they  passed  out 
of  school  or  university  into  the  working  world,  were 
usually  exhorted  to  choose  early  and  deliberately,  if 
they  had  not  already  done  so,  their  special  field, 
whether  of  business  or  science,  in  order  that  no  time 
might  be  needlessly  lost,  where  life  was  so  short,  and 
where  so  much  must  be  first  done  ere  each  fresh 
candidate  could  aspire  to  be  of  any  use  to  the  world, 
in  adding  anything  to  the  previous  accumulation  of 
its  attainments.  All  were  started  in  common  with 
the  advantage  of  a  good  and  respectively  suitable 
education  ;  and,  as  we  have  seen  in  the  general 
State-aid  system,  no  one  deserving  and  willing  needed 
to  want  such  further  material  help  as  the  first  steps 
of  his  life's  career  might  requii'e.  There  was  thus 
before  every  one  a  fair  start  upon  a  fair  field ;  and 
under  all  these  favouring  circumstances,  as  we  have 
already  said,  a  very  vigorous  human  race  was  main- 
tained. 

Progress  Consummation  for  the  Time,  in  the 
Grand  Discovery  of  the  Cross-Electric. 

The  discovery  of  Cross-Electric  power,  and  next  of 
the  Duplication  of  the  Cross,  and  finally  of  the  Re- 
duplication, mark  the  successive  stages  of  science 
progress,  during  the  busy  period  embraced  by  my 
retrospect.  These  grand  successive  discoveries  w^ere 
made  indeed  at  wide  intervals.  The  first,  that  of  the 
simple  Cross-Electric,  came  comparatively  early  in 


108  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

my  history ;  the  third  and  last,  that  greatest  of  all  past 
discoveries,  that  of  the  Eeduplicatory  power,  belongs  to 
the  current  age,  and  is  still  in  the  recollection  of  not  a 
few  now  alive,  who  can  thus  look  to  times  almost,  one 
could  say,  of  comparative  ignorance  which  preceded 
it.  Some  sanguine  minds  already  indulge  the  hope 
of  science's  advance  into  the  powers  of  the  Cross- 
Triplication,  or  the  Ter-Cross,  as  it  is  alternatively 
and  abbreviatively  called  ;  and  there  are  some  few 
who  talk  wildly  of  even  the  Quarto-Cross,  and  such 
powers  and  such  range  of  mental  view  as  pertain,  in 
the  opinion  of  more  sober  spirits,  only  to  the  super- 
human. 

But  however  it  may  be  with  that  outer  ledge  of  the 
progress  question,  the  discovery  of  the  cross-electric, 
simple  and  small  as,  in  a  comparative  sense,  that  old 
discovery  may  now  appear  to  us,  inaugurated  a  pro- 
gress far  outstripping  anything  previously  in  human 
experience.  This  great  event  of  its  time  ojpened  to 
man  a  new  range  of  power  over  the  material  universe. 
We  have  had  occasion  already  to  notice  the  great  ad- 
vance it  gave  to  organic  chemistry,  in  hel^Ding  us  to 
produce  our  food  directly  in  the  laboratory,  instead 
of  by  the  old  protracted  circuitous  process  of  natural 
vital  growth,  with  all  its  monopolizing  requirement 
of  surface-room  on  the  earth,  which  could  no  longer 
be  spared  to  it.  This  cross- electric  discovery  led  us 
promptly  to  that  of  the  Electro-Light  speed,  a  speed 
exceeding  that  of  the  heretofore  amazing  speed  of 
simple  light,  in  the  proportion  in  which  the  distance 
between  the  crests  of  the  waves  or  vibrations  of  light 
exceeds  that  between  the  atomic  points  of  the  compo- 
nent   ether.      Light-speed    and   Electro-light   speed 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE.  109 

passed,  or,  as  it  were,  leaped,  these  respective  intervals 
of  space  in  the  same  time.  We  look  back,  let  me 
here  remark,  upon  the  incredible  dulness  of  the 
nineteenth-century  mind,  which  was  unable  to  catch 
many  a  subsequent  discovery,  although  such  discovery 
rested  mainly  upon  proportions  of  which  the  elements 
or  factors  were,  in  certain  instances,  already  well 
ascertained — such  as  the  cases  of  the  comparative 
wave  dimensions  of  sound  and  light,  which  are  long 
ago  amongst  our  basal  facts  for  so  much  of  modern 
knowledge  and  discovery;  for,  on  ascertaining,  for 
instance,  electro-light  speed,  we  are  able,  and  at  once, 
to  infer  the  distance  separating  the  ether  points,  or 
particles  ;  while  that  inference,  by  a  further  inference, 
in  curious  backward  process,  gave  us  the  separating 
distance  between  ordinary  material  atoms,  and  the 
dimensions  and  mass  of  these  themselves:  this  latter 
very  remarkable  inference  being,  however,  of  the  less 
consequence  at  the  time,  as  we  had  already  arrived, 
by  another  and  independent  process,  at  the  separating 
distances,  the  mass  and  the  form  of  these  elementary 
bodies. 

By  this  great  discovery  of  cross-electric  speed,  we 
were  enabled  to  despatch  the  electro-light  motor  into 
far-off  space,  to  overtake  the  ordinary  light  on  its 
image  or  picture- carrying  mission.  It  was  not,  how- 
ever, until  the  further  discovery  of  the  Duplication  of 
the  Cross-Electric  that  we  could  bring  back  the  over- 
taken picture — as,  for  instance,  that  of  our  little  earth, 
as  it  was  when  the  light  quitted  it  so  many  years  or 
so  many  ages  past.  Indeed,  the  vastly  greater  speed 
thus  attained  made  us  at  last  regard,  with  something 
like  contempt,  the  old  ordinary  light- speed  of  about 


110  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

one  hundred  and  eighty  thousand  miles  in  a  second. 
But  what  a  grand  field,  as  we  may  suppose,  now 
opened  upon  our  ancestors,  in  bringing  back  the  past 
aspects  of  the  world !  And  these,  as  we  shall  after- 
wards see,  could  be  restored  by  high  scientific 
manii3ulation,  even  to  the  actual  life  dimensions. 

Finally  came  the  discovery  of  our  venerable  and 
illustrious  Black,  within,  as  I  have  hinted,  quite 
modern  times — the  climax  discovery  of  the  Eedupli- 
cation  of  the  Cross-Electric,  by  which  we  have  since 
been  enabled  to  launch  our  material  bodies  into  that 
ether-filled  space,  which  was  previously  traversed  only 
by  our  minds  and  imaginations  and  our  vibration 
messages.  But  now,  with  electro-light  speed  at  loco- 
motive command,  who  or  what  is  to  limit  om^  future 
travel,  as  to  either  range  or  speed  !  White  already 
foresees  for  us  a  travel -speed  approaching  that  of 
ordinary  light.  *'Give  to  us  sailors,"  he  says,  "the 
wide  interastral  ocean,  and  who  knows  what  speed 
we  may  fail  to  work  up  to  in  such  a  free  field  of  open 
sea  ?  Whereas  we  now  only  travel  to  the  planets,  a 
thousand  years  hence.  Green,"  he  would  say  to  me, 
*'we  shall  be  voyaging  to  the  very  stars,  and  having 
personal  acquaintance  and  handshaking  with  those 
whom  as  yet  we  are  permitted  only  to  intermessage." 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  Ill 


CHAPTEE  VI. 

A   CHAPTER   ON    SOME   EARLY    BUT    HIGH   POLITICAL 
CHANGES. 

Yellowly  gave  us  many  ideas,  political  and  general,  as  to  the 
future. — Author,  chap.  i. 

Having  briefly  sketched,  in  the  preceding  chapter, 
some  chief  causes  of  that  remarkable  pace  of  advance 
which  set  in  upon  our  country  after  the  nineteenth 
century,  it  was  to  have  been  my  -plsiB.  to  have  next 
adduced  various  illustrative  instances  through  each 
successive  century.  But  before  entering  upon  that 
systematic  detail,  I  propose  first  to  devote  one  more 
chapter  to  a  view  of  some  of  the  more  interesting 
points  of  the  general  history  and  progress,  more 
especially  regarding  the  earlier  centuries  of  my  retro- 
spect. The  events  of  these  earlier  times — as,  for 
instance,  those  connected  with  our  national  political 
developments,  or  those  again  which  had  relation  to 
the  cessation  of  international  war,  and  to  the  new 
world  thus  opened  to  international  commerce  and 
socialities — had  no  small  bearing  upon  our  after 
history.  Let  us  begin  then  by  a  glance  backward 
at  the — 


112  A  THOUSAND  YEABS  HENCE. 


Political  and  Constitutional  Development,  and 
THE  Commonwealth  op  England. 

Any  thoughtful  and  unbiased  observer  of  our 
pohtical  tendencies  in  the  nineteenth  century  could 
hardly  have  avoided  the  conclusion  that  the  twentieth 
and  succeeding  centuries  would  see  important  changes 
in  the  practice  at  least,  if  not  the  theory  or  external 
form,  of  our  Government.  To  stand  still  was  im- 
possible to  the  increasing  pressure  of  the  needs  of 
our  political  life ;  and  to  what,  therefore,  were  we 
driving  ?  ''  The  Crown  "  had  already,  in  the  nine- 
teenth century,  become  "  constitutional ;  "  which  meant 
that  already  it  could  have  no  will  of  its  own,  apart 
from  that  of  the  people,  as  indicated  by  the  majorities 
of  their  representative  system.  Our  Upper  House 
had  gone  partly  on  the  same  road  with  the  Crown, 
and  might  perhaps  have  as  fully  traversed  the  "  con- 
stitutional" field,  but  for  the  saving  practice  of 
incorporating  distinguished  outside  ability  into  its 
hereditary  ranks.  The  Upper  House,  in  this  way, 
retained  more  or  less  of  a  real  political  life.  Indeed, 
when,  very  early  in  our  retrospect,  as  we  shall 
presently  see,  the  ecclesiastical  element  seceded  from 
that  House,  and  when,  later  on,  the  hereditary 
element  was  suffered  to  die  out,  there  resulted  quite 
a  renovation  of  its  political  strength.  But  there  were 
no  available  parachutes  of  these  kinds  to  save  "  the 
Crown,"  which  gradually,  therefore,  dropped  out  of 
practical  account,  paled  from  political  view,  and 
finally  disappeared  from  the  country's  Government. 

We  are  a   people  peculiarly  addicted   to   political 


A   THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE.  113 

ways  of  our  own,  and  to  keeping  within  our  own 
accustomed  political  groove.  But  although  we  do 
not  usually  move  on  by  revolutionary  bounds,  yet, 
while  keeping  within  so-called  constitutional  lines, 
we  can  be  really  making  great  political  change  all 
the  time.  The  politico-social  surface  is  apparently 
undisturbed  from  year  to  year ;  but  yet  the  old 
monarchical  relations  are  successively  bending  to  the 
demands  and  necessities  of  an  altering  and  advancing 
society.  And  yet,  in  the  vitality  of  old  forms,  our 
royal  family,  even  when  no  longer  participant  in 
practical  politics,  continued  long  at  the  social  front 
with  a  routine  of  national  duties.  And  along  with 
such  traditional  royalty  were  the  still  interesting 
survivals  of  old  historic  family  life,  whose  social 
consideration  was  now  all  the  less  grudged,  when 
no  longer  propped  up  by  hereditary  privilege  and 
power. 

Our  national  political  forms,  indeed,  continued 
much  as  they  were  before.  The  actual  head  of  the 
Government  was  still  the  *' Premier,"  who  governed 
mainly  through  his  majority  in  the  ''Lower  House." 
A  change  of  ministry  came  by  an  ''  understanding," 
to  which  both  Houses,  but  especially  the  "  Lower," 
were  usually  parties,  the  understanding  being,  in  fact, 
in  place  of  the  Crown.  But  we  were  still,  as  before, 
a  constitutional  Government.  We  did  not  assume 
the  name  of  a  Republic,  that  term  being  foreign  to 
our  political  history  and  associations.  We  were  a 
Commonwealth  ;  and  we  finally  found  ourselves  simply 
the  Commonwealth  of  England. 


114  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


The  Story  as  to  how  War  came  at  last  to  its  End. 

As  the  nineteenth  century  drew  towards  its  close, 
disturbing  us  with  the  still  unsettled  Eastern  Question, 
succeeding  to  the  terrible  Eusso-Turkish  conflict  of 
that  time, — and  as  we  could  then  look  back,  over 
even  the  brief  term  of  hardly  more  than  quarter  of 
a  century,  upon  quite  a  dozen  wars  of  the  chief 
civilized  powers  of  the  day,  ourselves  by  no  means 
outside  of  the  fray, — it  did  seem  as  though  war  was 
fated,  not  to  diminish,  but  somehow,  most  grievously, 
to  increase,  along  with  all  the  other  and  better 
advance  of  mankind.  It  seemed,  in  short,  as  though, 
in  this  chequered  world  of  ours,  the  blessing  of  the 
one  kind  of  advance  was  ever  to  be  balanced  by  the 
curse  of  the  other.  And  yet,  at  that  very  time  of 
such  despair  of  the  world's  future  in  that  particular 
direction,  we  were,  quite  unawares,  wonderfully  close 
upon  causes  and  events  which  were  to  result  in  the 
complete  cessation  of  war,  as  between,  at  least,  the 
great  civilized  powers  of  the  world,  and,  in  fact,  in 
making  war,  in  their  case,  a  practical  impossibility. 
Let  us  now  see  how  all  this  came  about. 

Our  national  trust  for  national  defence  had  long 
and  proverbially  been  in  "England's  wooden  walls." 
This  figure  of  speech  was  still  kept  up  even  after 
our  war-ships  had  become  iron  and  steel  instead  of 
wood.  Our  military  force,  in  those  supposed  safe 
circumstances  of  our  insular  position,  had  been  com- 
paratively unimportant.  Defended  by  the  said  wooden 
walls,  and  behind  these  by  our  inexhaustible  resources 
of  capital,  we  deemed  ourselves  a  match  for  all  that 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  115 

might  come  against  us.  But,  in  spite  of  all  this 
confidence,  we  might  then  have  taken  credit  for  being, 
on  the  whole,  peaceably  inclined,  and  not  usually 
boastful,  either  as  people  or  Government,  of  all  the 
good  and  secure  things  we  seemed  to  be  possessed  of. 
And  so  our  national  life  might  have  flowed  steadily 
and  safely  on,  none  outside  wishing  to  disturb  us. 
But,  on  the  other  hand,  times  and  opportunities  were 
occasionally  tempting  to  the  eloquence,  penetration, 
and  patriotic  asj^irations  of  statesmanship.  And,  after 
all,  Governments  are  but  the  individual  men,  who, 
with  all  their  special  merits  or  infirmities,  compose 
them. 

Political  difficulties  will  arise  somehow,  even  in 
spite  of  every  apparent  care,  and  every  professed  or 
expressed  wish  for  the  contrary.  And  so  it  happened 
just  about  the  time  I  now  speak  of.  It  was  just  after 
we  had  successfully  projected,  and  entered  upon  the 
construction  of  the  Grand  Direct  and  specially  officially 
used  Express  railway  line  to  India.  The  unfriendly 
independence,  and  coldly  unyielding  character  of  the 
position  taken  up  by  allied  France  and  Germany, 
with  regard  to  the  all-important  liberties  and  privi- 
leges of  that  part  of  the  line  which  was  to  traverse 
the  few  miles  of  the  southern  corner  of  the  neutral 
territory  of  the  old  Duchy  of  Luxemburg,  and  the 
suspicious  and  annoying,  nay  even  insulting  fact, 
that  these  two  countries  had,  in  the  most  amicable 
way,  as  between  themselves,  united  for  that  very 
object,  were  things  which,  in  the  estimation  of  our 
then  premier,  were  not  to  be  passed  lightly  over 
by  a  great  and  independent  country.  Although  a 
cloud  began  to  settle  over  markets,  through  this  bold 


116  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

and  patriotic  bearing  of  our  political  head,  yet  the 
unmoved  chief  was  quite  equal  to  the  occasion ;  and 
at  the  annual  Guildhall  dinner,  which  happened 
opportunely  just  then,  he  cheered  up  and  delighted 
an  enthusiastic  audience  with  the  assurance  that, 
even  if  war  did  come,  England's  great  fund  of  capital 
could  survive  that  of  any  other  country,  and  could 
carry  us  through,  not  one  campaign  merely,  but,  if 
necessary,  two  or  even  three  in  succession,  to  the 
utter  prostration  of  any  or  all  opponents.  And,  indeed, 
no  doubt  was  entertained  by  any  reasonable  person, 
that  if  England  were  minded  to  spend  her  last  shilling 
and  throw  her  last  man  into  glorious  war,  she  could 
give  a  good  deal  of  trouble  to  any  opponents.  But, 
in  the  present  case,  there  was  specially  India  con- 
cerned— India,  so  all-important,  especially  in  her 
future  ;  the  further  the  future,  the  greater  the  present 
importance. 

Under  all  these  circumstances,  a  note  was  forwarded 
to  the  allied  opposition,  couched  in  terms  of  a  digni- 
fied independence,  which  was  purposely  made  con- 
spicuous, while  still  formulated  under  the  profoundest 
diplomatic  courtesies.  That  style  of  thing  promises,  on 
the  one  side,  a  glorious  success,  where  the  other  side 
may  happen,  from  any  cause  at  the  time,  to  be  more 
quiet  and  forbearing ;  and  had  our  bold  political 
adventure  thus  happily  ended,  there  was  doubtless 
much  fame  in  store  for  the  courageous  premier.  But 
what  if  the  other  side  should  prove  to  be  imbued  like 
ourselves  with  the  full  idea  of  a  dignified  independ- 
ence ?  This  unluckily  proved,  in  the  present  instance, 
to  be  the  case.  In  fact,  to  make  matters  all  the 
worse,  the   Franco-German  response  seemed  almost 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  117 

the  very  counterpart  of  the  English  note — just  as 
dignified,  just  as  independent.  This,  therefore, 
already  looked  serious.  But  when  a  second  note  from 
us,  not  only  firm  but  categorical,  was  responded  to 
in  the  like  firm  and  categorical  way,  it  was  seen  at 
once  that  war  was  meant — had  doubtless  been  so 
from  the  first,  and  had  now,  in  fact,  become  inevit- 
able. 

Consternation  at  once  overspread  the  country,  and 
markets  everywhere  collapsed.  Within  a  few  days 
the  two-and-a-half  Consols  had  fallen  from  ninety- 
nine  to  seventy-nine,  fifty  thousand  mercantile  houses 
had  suspended  payment,  a  million  working-men  been 
thrown  out  of  employment,  and  countless  families 
reduced  from  plenty  and  comfort  to  dejprivation  and 
distress.  But  no  help  for  it  now ;  the  country  must 
face  its  fortunes ;  and  after  the  first  outburst  of 
astonishment  and  despair,  it  did  so  with  a  good  heart, 
proceeding  to  set  its  house  in  order,  buckling  to  its 
new  duties,  and  even  taking  comfort  in  the  fact  that 
the  multitude  of  the  unem2)loyed  was  favourable  to 
the  prompt  organization  of  an  adequate  defensive 
force. 

The  plans  and  projects  of  our  powerful  enemies 
were  consistent  with  all  the  promptitude  and  war 
resources  of  those  times.  Word  duly  reached  us  that 
the  combined  Franco-German  navy  was  to  keep  the 
English  fleet  engaged  until  at  least  half  a  million  of 
well-disciplined  soldiers  were  landed  upon  our  thus 
unprotected  shores,  by  help  of  the  countless  shipping 
and  other  appliances  which  the  two  great  continental 
Governments  were  able  to  summon  to  their  aid  for 
just   the   brief  interval  needed.     If  victorious   upon 


118  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

landing,  upon  which  they  entirely  reckoned,  more 
invading  forces  might  easily  follow  through  the  great 
Calais-Dover  Tunnel,  which  great  enterprise  of  that 
time  had  already  been  nearly  a  score  of  years  at  work. 
What  matter  if  the  English  fleet,  in  the  interval, 
annihilated  the  Franco-German  !  The  war  compensa- 
tion from  land- subdued  England  would  restore  the 
loss  tenfold. 

The  venerable  field-marshal  of  those  days  tore  out 
his  remaining  hairs  in  his  utter  desperation.  He 
admitted  that  the  country  was  entirely  unready  to 
oppose  such  a  force,  if  the  force  in  question  were  able 
to  effect  a  landing ;  and  that  such  force  might  capture 
London,  and  even  overrun  the  best  of  the  country, 
ere  there  was  a  chance  of  our  confronting  our  enemies 
on  equal  terms.  But  he,  at  the  same  time,  most 
clearly  demonstrated,  that  our  three  millions  of  well- 
educated  youth,  with  all  the  advantages  of  the  modern 
arms  of  precision,  might,  with  only  three  months 
military  discipline,  have  made  the  whole  country 
impregnable  to  any  possible  foe.  Three  months  !  But 
the  Germans  were  to  be  ready  in  three  days  ! 

The  Government,  perplexed  by  the  rapidity  of  events, 
had  invited  suggestions  from  a  patriotic  people,  and 
by  return  of  post  a  thousand  letters  lay  on  the  desk 
of  the  anxious  premier.  When  morning  dawned  on 
that  eventful  night,  the  dead  hand  was  found  to  have 
grasped  the  five-hundreth  letter ;  but  whether  it  had 
been  perused  or  not,  like  the  four  hundred  and  ninety- 
nine  opened  before  it,  who  could  tell  ?  There  was  not 
the  slightest  ground  to  suspect  suicide.  All  parties 
agreed  in  a  magnificent  funeral  to  the  adventurous 
but  most  patriotic  statesman. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  119 

The  transchannel  wires  were  in  unwonted  activity 
that  morning.  Some  appreciable  cordiality  of  re- 
approach  from  the  other  side  met  a  prompt  recipro- 
cation from  ours,  and  that  again  was  succeeded  by 
still  more  pronounced  expressions.  Ere  the  business 
day  was  over,  the  reconstituted  English  ministry 
found  itself  in  entire  accord  and  amity  with  its  so 
lately  expected  enemies,  to  the  boundless  satisfaction 
of  the  many  millions  on  either  side  of  the  question. 

But  the  experience  of  this  great  national  crisis  was 
not  to  be  lost  upon  us.  We  at  once  saw  and  decided 
that  it  must  not  occur  a  second  time,  and  our 
precautions  were  as  prompt  as  they  were  effectual. 
In  passing  all  our  youth,  indiscriminately  from 
prince  to  peasant,  through  a  certain  military  drill,  in 
order  to  qualify  all,  should  the  necessity  arise,  for  the 
defence  of  their  common  country,  there  was  never 
occasion  to  interfere  with  life's  ordinary  or  business 
vocations.  There  was  no  necessity,  even  for  a  single 
day,  for  barrack  life,  with  its  deterioriating  influence 
upon  our  youth.  The  drill,  begun  as  part  of  the 
schoolboy's  training,  was  continued  as  part  also  of 
his  after  youthful  recreation,  and  it  had  a  further 
advantage  in  imparting  an  erect  and  manly  bearing 
to  our  entire  population. 

With  this  huge  available  force  over  the  whole 
country,  the  existence  of  a  professional  army  became 
less  and  less  necessary,  so  that  it  was  gradually 
reduced,  and  finally  given  up.  Our  neighbours  on 
the  Continent  approved,  and  soon  began,  in  this 
matter,  to  follow  our  English  example.  France 
admitted  that  had  she  been  thus  defensively  prepared, 
the   successful   German    invasion  would    have   been 


120  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

impossible;  and,  to  even  better  purpose  and  effect, 
she  further  admitted  that,  had  she  been  thus  only 
defensively  ready,  the  German  war  would  never  have 
occurred.  When  every  citizen  was  a  possible  soldier, 
wielding  with  full  precision  the  death-dealing  modern 
arms,  how  would  invasion  be  possible  ? 

There  were  not  wanting,  indeed,  certain  lively 
regrets  at  the  prosaic  prospect  thus  opened  to  society's 
future  by  the  disappearance  of  the  soldier.  And  now 
that,  in  our  Old  England,  hunting,  shooting,  fishing 
and  such-like  were  about  to  be  crowded  out  of  the 
busy  and  teeming  country,  here,  alas !  was  also  the 
last  possible  resource  of  an  independent  gentleman, 
the  professional  army,  going  with  the  rest !  What  on 
earth  is  a  gentleman  now  to  do  with  himself,  if  his 
careful  forefathers  have  provided  for  him,  and  he  is 
himself  indisposed  to  bend  his  back  to  the  world's 
work  ?  But  society  contrived  by  degrees  to  fill  up  this 
ominous-looking  blank,  and  even  to  look  back  upon 
the  once  gentlemanly  profession  of  killing  one's  fellow- 
men  as  amongst  accomplishments  no  longer  desirable. 
The  twentieth  century  had  not  yet  rolled  past,  ere  all 
prospect  of  war,  as  between  at  least  the  great  civilized 
powers  of  the  world,  had,  by  universal  admission, 
finally  disappeared. 

An  intensity  of  joy  overspread  the  civilized  world, 
on  fully  realizing  that  international  war  had  in  reality 
ceased.  Amongst  the  various  peoples  of  that  world 
of  those  days,  most  of  whom  had  by  this  time 
acquired  the  thorough  command  of  their  own  destinies, 
great  international  celebrations  were  inaugurated,  and 
great  schemes  in  connection  with  jDeaceful  progress 
were  on  all  hands  projected.     The  foreign   element 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  121 

in  the  human  brotherhood,  which  before  had  seemed 
to  sunder  mankind,  seemed  now,  on  the  contrary, 
rather  the  piquant  bond  of  a  closer  union,  Inter- 
national fetes,  and  other  occasions  of  international 
meeting  and  greeting,  were  everywhere  given  and 
reciprocated. 

One  of  the  most  striking  of  these,  at  this  auspicious 
time,  was  between  England  and  America,  in  the  way 
of  bridging  the  intermediate  Atlantic.  The  great 
ocean  was  thenceforth  to  be  reduced  to  a  mere  ferry, 
and  the  ferry-boats  to  resemble  swift-travelling  cities 
or  districts,  whose  citizens  of  passage  were  to  be 
hardl}^  conscious  en  route  that  they  had  ever  quitted 
terra faina.  In  realizing  this  idea  there  was  a 
memorable  race  on  either  side  to  construct  the  first 
boat,  and  accomplish  the  first  voyage  of  this  new 
international  visiting.  But  ever  as  the  swift  messages 
to  either  side  told  that  one  of  the  rivals  was  in  advance 
of  the  other,  a  fresh  relay  was  put  on  to  restore  the 
pace,  each  in  this  way  falling  back  upon  practically 
unlimited  resource.  The  vain  contest  was  therefore 
changed  to  an  amicable  agreement  that  each  should 
finish  at  the  same  moment,  as  well  as,  at  one  and  the 
same  signal,  start  upon  their  respective  voyage,  each 
meeting  the  other  in  the  mid- Atlantic.  Fifty 
thousand  passengers  sailed  simultaneously  from 
either  shore,  and  the  accurate  precision  with  which 
they  met  as  arranged  was  not  less  satisfactory,  as  a 
scientific  attainment,  than  the  cordiality  of  the  novel 
mid-ocean  greeting.  But  these  first  boats  of  the 
great  Atlantic  ferry,  which  astonished  their  own 
generation,  were  in  turn  quite  dwarfed  by  subsequent 
achievements  of  the  like  kind,  when  the  twenty-first 


122  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

century  even  still  further  surpassed  the  twentieth, 
than  that  busy  century  of  comparative  progress  had 
done  its  predecessor  the  nineteenth. 

An  Incident  out  of  Wae- Cessation. 

Let  me  here,  in  passing,  allude  to  an  apparently 
trifling  incident,  which,  arising  out  of  the  preceding 
great  change  in  our  military  or  defence  system,  led 
us  eventually  into  a  practice  which  became  a  cha- 
racteristic national  principle.  In  view  of  the  saving 
of  other  military  expense,  a  system  was  instituted  of 
small  fees,  or  payments,  to  the  youth  while  under 
drill.  These  fees,  ere  long,  were  usually  credited  to 
a  national  insurance  fund,  by  which  each  contributing 
youth  could  fall  back  upon  a  certain  provision  for 
his  after  necessities  or  old  age.  An  anticij)atory 
suggestion  of  some  fund  of  this  kind  had  already 
been  made  in  the  preceding  generation,  but  the  plan 
had  not  then  been  found  practicable.  On  this  later 
occasion  there  was  entire  success ;  and  the  system 
proved  all  the  more  effective  from  a  habit  of  generous 
concession,  on  the  part  of  those  who  did  not  need  the 
fund,  in  favour  of  those  who  did. 

The  Map  of  Europe  after  the  Nineteenth 
Century. 

The  political  geographer  of  the  nineteenth  century 
could  hardly  have  failed  of  a  curiously  busy  mind 
over  apparently  impending  changes.  But  actual 
events  in  this  respect  rather  exemplified  the  proverb 
that  the  unexpected  is  what  always  happens.     While 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  123 

the  nineteenth  century  pointed  to  Eastern  Europe 
as  then  most  portentous  of  change,  the  striking  facts 
of  the  twentieth  had  rather  ranged  themselves  in  the 
West. 

The  East,  however,  had  its  share,  and  the  drama 
there  was  opened  the  earHest  of  the  two,  by  the 
final  break  down  of  ''the  Sick  Man"  not  very  long 
after  our  retrospect  opens.  The  fate  of  himself  and 
his  Government  had  been  distinctly  expedited  by 
preceding  events  in  Egypt,  which  had  been  at  least 
the  means  of  developing  the  long-smouldering  dis- 
content of  Mohammedanism  with  the  Turkish  Caliph- 
ate. Upon  the  fall  of  the  Turkish  power  a  spiritual 
Caliphate  was  established  at  Mecca,  thus  restoring 
the  religious  supremacy  of  the  Arab  element.  But 
by  this  time  the  power,  learning,  and  respectability  of 
Mohammedanism  was  in  rapid  transit  to  India. 

We  seized  a  favourable  opportunity  of  ridding  our- 
selves of  the  costs  and  responsibilities  of  Cj'prus,  thus 
restoring  to  us  the  lasting  good-will  of  Eussia,  and 
materially  increasing  our  estimation  and  influence  in 
the  European  concert.  We  did  not,  of  course,  return 
the  island  to  Turkish  misrule,  but  placed  it  indepen- 
dently under  European  guarantees.  We  did  practi- 
cally the  same  with  Egypt,  after  subduing  the  Arabi 
rebellion,  our  disinterestedness,  well-nigh  unexpected 
as  it  was,  commanding  the  applause  of  the  world. 
But  not  the  less  was  this  course  for  us  a  wise  and 
far-seeing  policy,  as  we  avoided  incorporating  with 
our  empire  a  country  so  exposed  to  other  Great 
Powers  of  the  world,  and  where  our  own  protective 
insularity  was  totally  lost  to  us. 

We  cordially  helped   Greece   to   secure,  from  the 


124  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

Turkish  ruins,  all  that  her  race  and  history  could 
claim,  and  to  start  afresh  upon  a  career  of  national 
greatness,  denied  to  her  heretofore  in  her  constrained 
narrow  quarters.  Constantinople,  by  the  mutual 
jealousies  of  Europe,  was  safeguarded  into  a  free 
city,  which,  with  an  adequate  territorial  surround- 
ing, was  once  more  a  conspicuous  object  and  a  busy 
centre  of  the  world. 

The  defunct  empire  had  yet  many  other  pickings 
in  its  wake.  Not  the  least  interesting  of  restitutional 
claims  was  that  of  the  Jew  for  his  ancient  heritage. 
The  movement  was  so  considerable  and  so  effective, 
promoted  as  it  was  alike  by  the  cordial  good-will  in 
general  as  by  the  occasional  antipathies  of  his  whole 
world  acquaintanceship,  and  not  least  by  the  aroused 
ambition  and  boundless  resources  of  the  race,  as  at 
length  to  remove  the  Syrian  difficulty  at  least  from 
the  heritage  of  problems  which  Turkey's  break  up  had 
left  for  Europe. 

Still  more  interesting  and  even  less  expected  was 
the  bearing  of  the  case  on  the  restoration  of  Poland, 
that  happy  national  rectification  and  restitution 
which  honoured  the  opening  twentieth  century. 
This  was  not,  however,  in  fulfilment  of  the  old  ditty 
that  when  certain  parties  fall  out,  certain  others  come 
by  their  due,  although  that  particular  turn  of  the 
matter  had  once  seemed  not  unlikely  some  short 
time  before.  The  causes  at  work  were  more  credit- 
able to  the  improving  national  sentiment  of  the  time, 
which  could  appreciate  the  national  wrongs  of  the 
case,  as  well  as  the  doubtful  advantage  to  any  nation 
of  really  alien  elements  coercively  retained.  Possibly 
these  higher  arguments  might  have  been  less  effec- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  125 

tual,  but  for  a  solidly  supplementary  help  arising  out 
of  the  aforesaid  Eastern  unsettlement.  Compensa- 
tions elsewhere  were  thus  provided  for  two  of  the 
parties  thus  restitutionally  disposed,  while  that  of 
the  third,  Germany,  was  happily  forthcoming  else- 
where, as  we  shall  presently  have  occasion  to  see. 
At  all  events,  a  reconstituted  Poland  was  one  of  the 
bright  and  happy  features  of  the  twentieth  century. 
The  ''Italia  Irridenta "  question  received  also  its 
final  and  happy  solution  about  the  same  time  and 
from  like  auspicious  considerations. 

We  are  already  passed  from  Eastern  to  Western 
questions,  and  have  come  midway  upon  that  of 
Poland,  just  narrated.  There  are  more  to  follow  as 
we  further  pursue  the  sun.  Slight  or  small  causes  are 
proverbially  productive  of  grand  events.  But  pre- 
sumably there  is  a  helping  and  according  prepara- 
tion, as  when  the  smallest  spark  will  blow  up  a 
magazine,  or  a  pistol-shot  dislodge  a  mas^  of  alpine 
rock ;  or  when,  as  actually  happened,  an  abstract 
discussion,  at  an  international  gathering  in  Belgium, 
on  the  advantages  of  a  great  independent,  as  com- 
pared with  a  small  and  dependent  nationality,  in  the 
progress  and  destinies  of  civilized  and  enlightened 
peoples,  led  eventually  to  that  country,  by  mutual 
accord,  merging  into  France.  The  French  Eepublic 
had  by  this  time  passed  safely,  and  with  fair  steadi- 
ness in  its  trying  circumstances,  into  the  second 
generation,  approving  itself  worthy  of  life  by  the 
moderation  and  forbearance  of  its  course,  especially 
towards  the  other  and  smaller  political  sections, 
which,  if  not  altogether  reconciled  to  the  republic, 
had  yet  greater  antipathies  to  each  other. 


126  A   THOUSAND   YEABS   HENCE. 

This  example  had  infectious  effect  upon  Holland. 
The  phlegmatic  but  business  Hollander  was  not,  how- 
ever, credited  with  being  moved  solely  by  an  abstract 
idea,  or  even  by  the  more  concrete  attraction  of 
bringing  happily  once  more  together  the  two  sections 
of  the  great  old  German  race.  He  had  also  a  bright 
restoration  vision  of  '*the  buried  cities  of  the  Zuyder 
Zee,"  and  of  other  improvements  and  advantages  of 
all  kinds,  which  the  power  and  capital  of  a  great 
empire  at  his  back  might  bring  to  his  country. 

England,  from  old  jDolitical  association  and  relation- 
ship, took  quite  a  parental  lead  in  both  of  these  high 
international  arrangements.  Nor  did  her  after  ex- 
perience fail  to  confirm  her  expectation,  that  the  best 
way  to  be  rid  of  the  constant  anxieties  and  responsi- 
bilities about  adjacent  small  states  was  to  have  none 
of  them  in  existence.  Her  cordial  response  on  these 
interesting  occasions  gave  her  an  influence  and 
prestige  which  she  willingly  turned  to  account  for  the 
general  harmony  and  good-will  so  auspicious  of  these 
times  and  doings. 

Thus  it  was  mainly  at  her  instance  that  France, 
upon  the  union  with  Belgium,  solemnly  gave  up  all 
claim  for  the  restoration  of  her  old  German  conquest, 
Alsace-Lorraine.  Whereupon  Germany,  not  to  be 
outdone  in  these  steps  of  international  amenity, 
forthwith  dismissed  one-half  of  her  army.  This 
pleasant  tide  in  the  affairs  of  men  did  not  stop 
here.  When  the  Dutch  bride  was  ready  to  pass  to 
the  arms  of  her  husband,  the  marriage  present  of 
the  island  of  Heligoland,  with  which  we  completed 
the  attractions  of  her  trousseau,  was  not  more  a 
gracious  parental  attention  to  our  late  ward,  than 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  127 

a  considerate  and  timely  act  towards  Germany,  and 
one  which  she  accepted  in  the  best  spirit. 

There  is  but  one  other  incident  to  allude  to  in  these 
changes  of  the  European  map.  AVhen  that  federal 
union  between  Spain  and  Portugal,  so  long  looked 
and  hoped  for,  as  the  preliminary  to  a  complete 
political  fusion,  at  length  took  place,  and  Spain  was 
thus  enabled  to  offer  to  us,  with  due  consent  of  its 
people,  the  island  of  Madeira  for  her  famous  Gibraltar, 
an  offer  which  we  cordially  accepted,  the  now  united 
and  completely  self-possessed  Peninsular  State  at 
once  entered  the  European  concert  as  a  seventh 
Great  Power,  and  in  an  age  of  general  progress  was 
soon  able  to  show  her  grand  capabilities  and  to 
restore  the  glories  of  the  past.  Nor  were  our  new 
fellow-citizens  of  the  genial  little  Atlantic  island 
disappointed  of  the  expected  advantages  of  their 
change,  when  British  enterprise  had  been  fully 
directed  to  the  new  and  cherished  acquisition,  and 
Madeira  had  become  j)ractically  a  sort  of  suburban 
sanitarium,  for  sanitary  and  holiday  change,  to  the 
vast  and  busy  city  England, 


128  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


CHAPTEK  VII. 

THE    NINETEENTH    CENTURY.       WHAT    COULD    STILL    BE 
DONE    WITHIN    ITS    SMALL    REMAINDER. 

If  our  leading  classes  would  still  lead,  they  must  not  grudge 
the  disturbance  of  progress. — Author,  chap.  i. 

My  retrospect,  as  I  have  repeatedly  had  occasion  to 
say,  opens  towards  the  close  of  this  nineteenth 
century.  But  although  something  short  of  a  score 
of  years  only  remained  of  that  century,  we  were  able 
to  show  some  work  of  progress,  for  even  so  brief  an 
interval.  There  was,  indeed,  a  fairly  creditable  ad- 
vance, for  that  far-back  day,  alike  scientific  and 
general.  But  as  regards  scientific  progress,  which  is 
doubtless  the  great  feature  of  my  theme,  my  intention 
is  to  review  it  by  itself,  after  we  have  passed  through 
the  first  half  of  the  thousand  years'  retrospect,  in 
its  other  or  ordinary  progress.  After  the  first  five 
centuries,  as  I  have  already  said,  the  world  had 
emerged  from  its  old  limitations  of  the  international 
divisions  of  mankind,  and  had  entered  upon  the  ad- 
vanced position  of  one  homogeneous  society,  speaking 
everywhere  one  and  the  same  language.  Meanwhile, 
until  we  reach  that  era,  we  shall  take  the  social  and 
material  progress  century  by  century,  selecting,  as 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  129 

we  pass  along,  such  instances  of  change  and  progress 
as  may  form  our  best  illustration.  Our  opening  case 
is  a  slight,  but  by  no  means  an  unillustrative  incident. 
It  relates — 

What  befell  Court  Dress. 

The  late  mitigation   in  court   dress   was   not   at   all   to   my 
wife's  mind. — Author,  chap.  i. 

There  could  be  no  doubt  that  court  dress  was  not 
originally  intended  to  be  laughed  at.  That  is  a  con- 
sideration always  to  be  kept  in  view.  From  the 
sublime  to  the  ridiculous  is  said  to  be  only  a  step. 
But  with  court  dress  it  might  have  happened  that, 
by  a  wrong  turn  or  the  wrong  door,  the  interval  of 
a  step  might  have  been  reduced  even  to  an  inch  of 
protecting  deal.  The  thing,  in  fact,  did  happen,  and 
not  without  consequences  ;  for  when  the  Eight  Honour- 
able the  Lord  Vicomte  Vrayshaum-Peenyong  (the 
family  came  over  with  the  Conqueror)  had  somehow 
got  adrift  during  a  grand  reception,  and  instead  of 
reaching  the  gracious  presence  of  bis  sovereign,  had 
emerged  upon  a  hilarious  crowd  behind,  and  been 
taken  for  a  merry-andrew,  and  dealt  with  accordingly, 
there  came  at  last  a  change  to  court  dress.  But  still 
it  was  not  without  protracted  opposition,  sustained, 
as  was  urged  for  it,  on  the  ground  of  principle,  that 
an  understanding  was  finally  reached,  that  court  dress 
should  always  be  something  in  good  taste. 

Our  Most  Exemplary  Episcopate. 

My  next  illustration  is  of  wider  and  more  edifying 
import.     It  concerned  a  result  by  no   means   unex- 

K 


130  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

pected  about  this  time;  but  the  particular  way  in 
which  it  came  about  was,  perhajDS,  just  at  the 
moment,  as  unlooked  for  as  it  was  creditable  to  the 
position  and  character  of  those  who  took  part  in  it. 
The  increasingly  abnormal  character  of  the  eccle- 
siastical element  that  still  lingered  in  our  Parliament 
had  become  already  sufficiently  obvious  ;  but  between 
that  stage  and  the  semi-revolation  of  any  forcible 
expulsion,  there  might  have  been  still  no  small  in- 
terval, had  it  not  been  for  a  timely  effort  of  dis- 
interested magnanimity.  There  had  been  a  fairly 
maintained  secret  in  the  business  ;  so  that  when  the 
venerable  and  large-minded  primate  of  that  day  rose 
in  his  place  in  the  House  of  Lords,  surrounded,  as 
pre-arranged,  by  the  full  episcopal  bench,  and  claimed 
attention  to  a  most  important  statement,  neither  the 
House  within  nor  the  public  without  quite  exactly 
anticipated  the  edifying  and  most  memorable  incident 
that  followed. 

The  distinguished  primate  opened  his  brief  but 
emphatic  address  by  the  remark  that  the  spirit  of 
the  times  had  changed  in  a  manner  and  in  a  direction 
which  the  Church  could  not  but  be  bound  to  notice, 
and  duly  to  consider,  as  to  how  it  affected  hcT  useful- 
ness for  her  own  proper  and  great  mission.  Would 
that  usefulness  be  greatest  in  resisting  the  modern 
spirit  with  its  many  claims,  or  in  frankly  acknowledg- 
ing and  yielding  to  it  ?  The  heads  of  the  Church 
had  well  considered  their  problem,  and  the  solution 
to  which  it  had  brought  them.  The  Church,  as  it 
now  stood,  was  helped — or,  as  he  might  alternatively 
put  it,  was  encumbered — by  three  orders  of  special 
privilege,   namely,  the   pecuniary,  the  ecclesiastical. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  131 

and  the  political.  The  two  first  he  would  remit  to 
the  consideration  of  his  successors ;  but  certainly  the 
time  had  come  for  the  Church  to  be  rid  of  the  last. 
The  primate  then  went  on  to  intimate  that  both  him- 
self and  the  other  Church  dignitaries  present  would 
now  quit  the  august  assemblage  before  them  never  to 
re-enter  it.  And  then  and  there,  in  the  silence  of  the 
profoundest  sensation,  he  made  good  his  words  by 
himself  retiring  from  the  House,  followed  by  the  whole 
episcoj^al  bench. 

By  this  bold  and  high-minded,  but  also  politic 
course,  our  beloved  Church  enormously  advanced  her 
interests,  and  her  influence  with  the  whole  people — 
so  much  so,  indeed,  as  to  materially  help  her,  further 
on,  to  enter  successfully  upon  another  and  still  greater 
step  in  her  history,  to  which  I  shall  have  occasion 
presently  to  allude.  I  must  not,  however,  omit  the 
concluding  incident  of  the  memorable  event  above 
described.  In  an  after  address  to  the  Church,  the 
primate  most  heartily  congratulated  her  on  her  now 
spiritually  freed  and  improved  condition.  She  could 
now  at  last,  and,  as  he  warmly  added,  only  now,  with 
a  perfectly  clear  conscience,  continue  to  rebuke  that 
corrupt  old  Church  from  which,  centuries  ago,  they 
had  been  compelled  wholly  to  disassociate  themselves, 
for  her  selfish  longings  after  her  lost  temporal  power 
— longings  which  happily  still  continued  as  vain  and 
unattainable  as  they  were  selfish  and  profane. 


132  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


Special  Trusts  :  The  Great  Scheme  of  a 

Ee SANITATED    LoNDON. 

Yellowly  would  express  '  surprise  that  the  State  had  hitherto 
done  so  little  to  turn  this  sure  recuperative  principle  to  the 
public  good.  During  any  tliirty  years  of  this  century  the  com- 
plete sanitary  reconstruction  of  London  might  have  been 
accomplished  free  of  ultimate  cost. — Author,  chap.  i. 

"When  one  looks  back  upon  smoky,  dingy,  old 
London,  as  it  existed  prior  to  the  grand  resanitation, 
or,  more  properly,  the  sanitary  reconstruction,  so 
successfully  entered  upon  before  the  close  of  this 
century,  and  realizes  once  more  not  only  its  extir- 
pated fever  dens,  and  its  ejected  gas  and  sewage- 
poisoned  soil,  but  all  the  obstruction  of  its  narrow, 
tortuous,  and  dark  ways,  in  the  very  busiest  parts 
of  the  city,  it  does  seem  a  marvel  how  our  ancestors 
bore  with  it  all  so  long.  Habit  is  indeed  a  wonderful 
reconciler  ;  but  none  the  less  could  the  citizens  appre- 
ciate the  paradise  into  which  they  emerged,  through 
the  radically  reconstructive  changes  I  am  about  to 
record.  Nor  were  we  one  moment  too  early  in  the 
field,  when  we  began  our  great  work ;  for  the  spirit 
of  progress  and  improvement  of  the  time  was  already 
seriously  expending  itself  upon  the  old  and  utterly 
unsuitable  lines  of  the  original  city.  Every  year  of 
such  work  only  increased,  of  course,  the  difficulties 
of  a  general  undoing ;  for  an  undoing,  root  and  branch, 
was  finally  decided  upon  as  entirely  indispensable. 

No  doubt  the  great  Paris  reconstruction,  which  had 
been  continuously  at  work  for  more  than  a  generation- 
before  we  began  in  earnest  with  London,  had  stimu- 
lated us  by  its  example.     In  the  emulative  race  thati 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  133 

afterwards  arose  between  these  two  greatest  cities  of 
the  world,  it  seemed  at  first  generally  sujDposed  that 
London,  being  so  much  later  in  the  reconstructive 
field,  could  hardly  hope  to  overtake  her  great  rival, 
and  would  thus  remain  permanently  second  in  this 
resanitation  and  reconstruction  race.  But  this  sur- 
mise proved  altogether  erroneous.  We  began,  indeed, 
comparatively  late,  but  under  enormous  comparative 
advantages,  arising  out  of  a  wider  experience,  and 
more  accurate  idea  of  all  the  wants  of  the  case,  as 
well  as  a  more  comprehensive  and  systematic  plan, 
and  greater  pecuniary  resource,  and  a  more  advanced 
art  and  science,  to  give  effect  to  the  whole  project. 
Our  course  was  thus  marked,  not  only  by  greater 
regularity  and  rapidity,  but  by  far  more  variety  and 
excellence  of  adaptation  to  the  needs  alike  of  the 
present  and  of  the  impending  far  greater  future.  In 
nothing  were  our  later  superiorities  more  obvious 
than,  for  instance,  in  the  superseding,  to  a  large 
extent,  of  the  huge  cumbrous  masonry  of  stone  and 
bricks  and  mortar — a  style  of  the  past  for  which  we 
had  no  longer  either  room  or  patience,  in  the  busy 
and  crowded  conditions  into  which  our  national  life 
was  entering.  And  in  other  ways,  as  we  shall  now 
see,  we  went  radically  to  work,  keeping  always  steadily 
in  view,  as  I  have  said,  the  larger  wants  of  our  ex- 
panding future. 

Eeception  of  the  Project. 

When  the  minister  of  the  day  first  announced  his 
grand  project,  it  was  curious  to  mark  the  earlier 
effects  upon  his  audience,  alike  within  and  without 


134  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

Parliament.  After  seeming  to  be  momentarily  stunned 
by  the  unprecedented  boldness  and  magnitude  of  the 
scheme,  Parliament  and  the  country  gave  an  unmis- 
takable response  in  its  support.  The  obviously 
resolute  purpose  of  the  Government  had  the  very  best 
effect.  They  had  declared  emphatically,  that  all  the 
patchings  of  past  years,  whether  by  Boards  of  Works 
or  various  private  enterprises,  were  but  child's  play 
with  the  large  evils  that  confronted  them,  and  that 
only  increased  year  by  year,  and  day  by  day.  In 
the  highest  interests  of  society,  and  even  in  the  purely 
economic  interests  of  the  case,  and  as  a  question  of 
mere  commercial  profit  and  loss,  they  must  go 
forward  to  a  radical  and  comprehensive  cure. 

The  Opposition. 

The  ojDposition,  although  happily  in  a  decided 
minority,  was  not  the  less  determined.  It  was  led, 
in  the  Commons,  by  Sir  Peter  Periwig,  one  of  the 
City  members,  and  head  of  the  old  respected  and 
wealthy  City  house  of  Peter  Periwig  &  Co.  Sir  Peter 
himself,  now  well  up  in  years,  was  one  of  the  "  Old 
Whigs."  But  although  he  still  gloried  in  what  those, 
in  their  day,  had  done  for  the  country,  he  would  have 
no  hand  in  the  further  and  upsetting  schemes,  as  he 
described  them,  of  radicals  and  revolutionaries.  The 
country,  he  would  say,  needed  rest  and  quiet.  The 
modern  pace  was  altogether  too  fast ;  and  now  it  was 
proposed  that  the  Government  themselves  should,  in 
effect,  turn  builders  and  speculators;  and  thus  open 
up  a  further  and  endless  scene  of  dust  and  noise  and 
national  disturbance.     He  would  forbid,  deny,  arrest 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  135 

all  that  sort  of  thing  upon  principle.  Principle, 
sacred  principle,  he  would  say,  should  always  and 
everywhere  prevail,  no  matter  at  what  cost,  negative 
or  positive.  Some  years  later,  as  the  venerable  City 
member  drew  near  his  end,  not  without  self-satis- 
faction at  having  done  his  duty,  particularly  in  his 
unremitting  efforts  to  stem  the  noxious  disturbance  of 
so-called  modern  progress,  a  friend  brought  him  word 
of  the  great  apparent  success,  in  spite  of  all  his 
forebodings,  of  the  grand  London  Sanitation  Scheme. 
But  Sir  Peter  could  only  turn  his  head  to  the  wall, 
and  groan  out,  with  his  expiring  breath,  "  Nothing 
but  princijDle !  " 

Mode  of  the  Work  as  to  Finance. 

In  giving  some  particulars  of  this  great  work,  let 
me  first  touch  uj)on  its  financial  method.  Of  course 
the  main  supporting  pillar  of  the  whole  project  was 
the  expectation  that  time  only  was  needed  to  recoup 
all  cost,  through  the  natural  advance  of  value  in  the 
city's  real  estate — ''  the  unearned  increment  of  value," 
as  it  used  to  be  called.  The  Government  and  the 
country  had  at  length  satisfied  themselves  of  the 
solid  reality  of  this  prospect,  and  the  final  result  did 
not  at  all  belie  their  full  expectation.  A  competent 
Commission,  or  Trust,  having  been  appointed  with  full 
powers  to  act  wherever  and  whenever  required,  and 
with  due  exhortation  to  lose  no  more  valuable  time, 
the  business  was  at  once  entered  upon. 

One  of  the  earliest  incidents  of  the  case,  after  the 
public  announcement,  and  one  that  was  hardly  ex- 
pected  by   those    who    looked   mostly   to   costs    and 


136  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

difficulties,  was  an  immediate  general  advance, 
amounting  to  about  ten  per  cent.,  in  the  value  of  all 
metropolitan  property.  This  was  caused,  so  far  as 
regarded  those  outside  areas  which  were  inferred  to 
lie  beyond  range  of  the  proposed  sanitary  reconstruc- 
tion, by  the  improved  prosj)ects  gratuitously  falling  to 
their  lot  through  the  renovation  of  the  more  central 
areas.  But  so  far  as  regarded  those  doomed  areas 
themselves,  the  said  advance  in  value  was  caused  by 
the  confident  feeling  that  all  parties  would  be  dealt 
with  in  a  liberal  spirit,  in  whatever  way  the  trust 
decided  to  proceed.  The  trust  decided  to  recognize, 
and  support  as  a  basis,  this  ten  per  cent,  advance. 
The  value,  just  prior  to  announcement  of  the  project, 
was  taken  as  accurately  as  might  be,  and  ten  per  cent, 
was  added  to  it,  in  consideration  of  any  possible 
discount  at  first  in  the  market  value  of  the  trust- 
stock  issues,  and  also  on  the  general  consideration  of 
disturbance. 

The  trust,  then,  paid  its  way  by  the  issue  of  stock 
as  required.  This  stock  was  always  readily  floated  at 
the  moderate  interest  of  three  per  cent.  The  national 
consols  were,  by  this  time,  as  we  have  said,  a  two-and- 
a-half-per-cent.  stock,  so  that  this  trust  stock,  although 
occasionally  at  a  slight  discount  at  first  upon  any 
great  pressure  of  sales,  rose  eventually  to  a  sub- 
stantial premium.  All  pro^Drietors  were  exhorted 
rather  to  hold  to  their  properties  than  sell  them  to 
the  trust.  They  would  thus  co-operate  with  the  trust 
in  the  resanitation,  and  would  be  liberally  assisted  in 
so  doing  by  pecuniary  advance,  as  required,  in  the 
form  of  stock  from  the  trust.  In  those  other  cases 
where  the  parties  preferred  to   sell,  or  where   they 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  137 

were  swallowed  up  in  the  grand  new  alignments,  the 
trust  bought  them  out  upon  the  terms  above  stated. 
All  such  purchases,  with  the  various  reconstructions 
raised  upon  them,  were  held  by  the  trust,  until  the 
price  obtainable  repaid  all  costs.  They  were  usually 
leased  meanwhile  for  long  terms,  with  option  of  pur- 
chase to  lessee  at  the  required  amount — a  mode  which 
mostly  led,  comparatively  early,  to  a  final  settlement 
in  the  way  intended. 

An  Episode  of  the  Project. 

We  halt  a  moment  to  glance  at  a  rather  striking 
episode  of  the  business.  The  original  estimate  that 
about  one-third  of  a  century  would  accomplish  all  this 
reimbursement  seemed  in  fair  way  of  j)roving  correct, 
had  it  not  been  that  an  additional  object  had  come 
into  view  on  the  road,  so  as  to  protract  further  the 
final  settlement.  This  was  no  less  than  the  proposed 
concurrent  extinction  of  the  large  city  debt,  contracted 
mainly  by  the  preceding  Board  of  Works.  Indeed, 
the  municipal  corporation — now  a  large  and  important 
body,  having  jurisdiction  over  the  entire  metropolis — 
impressed,  through  the  approaching  evident  success 
of  the  trust,  with  the  magical  efi'ect  of  mere  lapse  of 
time,  had  early  put  in  a  word  for  itself  and  its  many 
expenses.  The  hojDe  of  being  grafted  on,  in  some 
permanent  way,  to  even  some  small  fragment  of  the 
trust,  was  enough,  for  the  moment,  to  arouse  visions 
of  boundless  and  yet  costless  hospitalities.  The 
Government,  however,  answering  for  the  trust  in  this 
particular  contingency,  firmly,  and  even  sternly,  re- 
pelled all  wooing  of  favour   in  that  direction.     But 


138  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

the  other  consideration  appeared  more  worthy  and 
more  reasonable ;  and  thus  it  came  about,  that  the 
great  resanitation  project  not  only  cleared  its  own  cost, 
but  by  a  further  protraction  of  the  trust,  which 
carried  it  far  into  the  twentieth  century,  it  extinguished 
also  the  considerable  antecedent  debt  of  the  city. 

General  Plan  of  the  Work. 

Leaving  now  the  modes  of  finance,  let  us  turn  to 
the  other  modes  of  our  great  work.  The  trust  en- 
couraged originality  of  idea,  and  both  invited  and 
rewarded  new  suggestion  on  every  hand,  as  was  only 
fitting,  in  an  era  of  quite  new  conditions,  which  it 
was  itself  busily  opening.  Amongst  the  very  first 
questions  encountered  was  that  of  the  new  founda- 
tion ;  and  ha^Dpily  it  was  here  decided  to  eject  entirely 
the  old  and  fetid  soil,  and  reconstruct  the  city  over  a 
clear  and  roomy  subterranean,  where  all  the  advan- 
cing art  or  science  of  the  future,  in  lighting,  sewerage, 
water- suj)ply,  and  applied  energy  in  general,  might  be 
accommodated  with  full  and  undisturbed,  as  well  as 
undisturbing,  play.  Getting  thus  healthfully  rid  of 
the  whole  poisoned  old  subsoil  was  further  convenient 
in  placing  the  central  city  of  the  future  upon  one 
level.  The  lofty  and  spacious  subterranean,  which 
was  quite  a  feature  of  the  new  plans,  and  became  a 
chief  advantage  and  facility  of  after  city  life  and 
business,  was  due  to  a  practical  consideration  that, 
however  cramped  we  might  be  for  side  room,  there 
was  unlimited  space  at  disposal  both  beneath  towards 
the  earth's  centre  and  above  towards  the  heavens. 

All  this  great  mass  of  ejected  soil  proved  a  con- 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  139 

venient  supply  for  another  great  work  of  that  time, 
namely,  the  completing  southern  embankment  and 
continuation  to  the  lower  Thames,  a  project  which 
was  also  transformed  into  a  like  self- defraying  trust. 
I  may  here  further  mention,  that  the  latter  trust 
developed,  later  on,  into  that  far  grander  embankment 
and  reclamation  of  the  Thames'  mouth,  by  which,  as 
I  have  already  said,  through  protraction  of  the  trust 
into  the  succeeding  century,  hundreds  of  square  miles 
were  successfully  added  to  the  national  territory.  Not 
the  least  useful  or  enjoyable  consequence  of  this  grea,t 
project  was  the  bold  and  happy  idea,  so  successfully 
realized,  of  diverting  the  river,  by  short  direct  cut,  to 
Blackwall,  instead  of  its  old  roundabout  by  Greenwich. 
The  emptied  river-bed,  over  the  great  space  thus 
acquired,  supplied  a  valley  of  health,  recreation,  and 
beauty  to  succeeding  generations,  and  secured  a 
blessing  from  millions  of  nursemaids  and  hundreds 
of  millions  of  happy  juveniles  for  centuries  after. 

Some  Chief  Features. 

Some  of  the  more  important  features  of  our  re- 
sanitated  London  may  be  here  referred  to.  If  the 
changes  seemed,  in  some  instances,  extreme  at  the 
time,  they  were  always  afterwards  justified  by  the  ex- 
panding wants  of  the  future.  We  reversed,  of  course, 
that  old  order  of  things,  by  which  our  streets  became 
narrower  and  more  twisted  as  we  approached  the 
central  and  more  crowded  parts  of  the  city.  The 
streets  there  became,  indeed,  of  quite  unprecedented 
width.  But  there  was  no  great  loss  in  that  way  after 
all,  owing  to  the  unusual  height  we  could  now  give  to 


140  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

the  buildings,  whose  loftiest  accommodations  were 
easily  and  promj^tly  reached  by  perpetually  acting 
lifts,  and  whose  smokeless  roofs  were  eventually  walks 
and  gardens,  which  added  a  great  resource  of  health 
and  attraction  to  future  metropolitan  life. 

Of  course,  too,  in  these  days  of  science  progress,  we 
were  done  with  the  smoke  nuisance.  Lighting  by 
electricity,  and  heating  by  various  other  than  the  old 
coal-smoking  ways,  had  already  made  such  progress, 
at  the  time  we  are  now  dealing  with,  as  to  warrant 
the  trust  to  altogether  proscribe  smoke  and  smoke 
chimneys  to  the  renovated  city.  Consequently  new 
London  arose  entirely  smokeless. 

The  light  terrace  structure,  which  surmounted  a 
lofty  ground  floor  of  warehouses,  factories,  or  shops 
by  a  walk  for  foot  passengers,  led  eventually  to  much 
novel  change  and  improvement.  The  streets  were 
bridged  over  at  intervals,  in  order  to  make  these 
upper  footways  continuous  and  universal;  and  by 
this  resource  for  pedestrians,  street  accidents,  pre- 
viously of  alarming  frequency,  became  wholly  things  of 
the  past.  The  city,  in  fact,  had  now  settled  itself  into 
three  tiers  of  business  life  ;  first,  the  subterranean, 
where,  as  we  saw,  the  great  battle  of  the  wants, 
conveniences,  and  necessities  of  the  society  overhead 
went  on,  and  where  also  various  merchandise  reposed 
in  such  spaces  as  could  be  spared  fi-om  the  j)ressure 
of  other  and  prior  demands ;  second,  the  ground  floor, 
where  the  productive  and  the  wholesale,  together  with 
all  the  vehicular  traffic  went  on ;  and,  lastly,  the 
upper  level  of  the  first  floor,  devoted  to  foot  pas- 
sengers, and  to  all  the  retail  shopping  and  general 
locomotive  life  of  the  pedestrian  public. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  141 

Again,  the  locomotive  system  for  passengers  must 
needs  follow  its  customers  from  the  underground  to 
the  upper  ground,  to  which,  as  regarded  railway 
conveyance,  they  mostly  now  confined  themselves. 
This  was  so  far  foreseen  from  the  first,  in  the  arrange- 
ments made  for  an  elevation- railway  system,  which 
crept  in  very  quietly  behind  the  grand  fronts,  and 
within  the  huge  blocks  of  the  new  city.  Here  count- 
less trains,  running  over  noiseless  rails,  long  provided 
for  our  locomotive  wants,  until,  in  after  centuries, 
crowded  off  the  surface  into  the  roomier  areas  of  the 
atmosphere  above,  to  which  our  travelling  has  since 
been  restricted. 

No  feature  of  reconstructed  London  was  more  of  a 
surprise  upon  the  old  stereotyped  building  idea  than 
that  of  the  rapidity  of  the  reconstruction.  Our  ideas, 
in  regard  to  the  art  of  building,  under  the  new  oppor- 
tunities and  circumstances  now  presented,  had  com- 
pletely changed,  alike  as  to  the  space  allowed,  and  the 
time  sacrificed,  to  building.  The  old  leisurely  ways, 
over  huge  masses  of  damp  stone  or  other  masonry, 
had  been  to  a  large  extent  exchanged  for  light  but 
strong  and,  indeed,  practically  everlasting  structures 
of  steel  and  tiles  and  glass,  which  were  put  together 
with  unprecedented  cheapness,  precision,  and  de- 
spatch. One  of  the  new  streets,  in  the  earlier  years 
of  the  reconstruction,  had  become  famous  for  the 
unprecedented  fact  of  its  having  been  commenced  and 
completed  all  within  a  single  week.  This  was  the 
triumph  of  a  supreme  effort  of  its  time.  But  even 
this  wonder  of  its  day  was  destined  to  be  easily 
surpassed  by  more  practised  skill,  and  still  more 
precisely  adapted  masonry,  farther  on.     Indeed  the 


142  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

art  or  science  of  dwelling-bouse,  warehouse,  or  factory 
structure  had  quickly  passed  out  of  all  its  old  dilatory, 
and  other  variously  backward  and  costly  ways.  That 
once  insoluble  old  question  of  healthily  and  comfort- 
ably housing  "  the  poorer  classes  " — if  indeed  we  could 
so  continue  to  speak  of  the  well-off  masses  of  the 
people  of  the  twentieth  century — was  thenceforward  a 
thing  to  be  accomplished  almost  at  once,  as  we  may 
presently  have  occasion  to  see,  and  that  not  by  mere 
thousands  of  dwellings  at  a  time,  but  by  millions,  as 
required  under  the  improving  dispensations  of  those 
days. 

Another  striking  feature  of  change  and  improve- 
ment, which  afterwards  left  its  mark  largely  alike 
over  town  and  country,  was  that  of  the  light  glass 
roof,  thrown  over  our  streets,  by  way  of  protection 
from  the  chill  air  and  weeping  skies  of  our  Old  Eng- 
land climate.  This  great  step  in  the  direction  of 
business  convenience,  as  w^ell  as  social  comfort  and 
resource,  was  assisted  by  other  concurrent  circum- 
stances. For  example,  we  had  already  begun  to 
dispense  with  the  cumbrous  and  costly  live  quadruped 
to  help  our  locomotion,  and  to  substitute  for  it  the  more 
cleanly  and  manageable  life-electric.  Consequently, 
unlike  Paddy  and  his  pig  of  old,  in  common  occupa- 
tion of  the  home,  we  had  no  quadrupedal  company 
even  beneath  the  ampler  area  of  our  new  glassy  sky, 
and  the  feature  of  stables,  as  well  as  street  manure, 
had  alike  vanished.  The  rapid  substitution  of  elec- 
tricity for  steam,  in  our  locomotive  and  other  uses, 
was  further  in  the  same  acceptably  cleanly  direction  ; 
and  not  less  marked  in  the  same  way  was  our  chemical 
progress,  which  was  already  dealing,  j)romptly  and 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  143 

innoxiously,  with  slops,  sewage,  and  refuse  generally, 
as  now  amongst  even  the  profit -making,  as  well  as  the 
scientific  and  respectable,  vocations  of  an  advanced 
society.  But  all  this  cosy,  comfort-making  system 
did  not  distract  attention  from  adequate  ventilation 
everywhere.  The  trust  commission  had  made  a 
point  of  stimulating  to  the  utmost  all  novelty, 
ingenuity,  and  originality  of  adaptation ;  but  none 
the  less  was  a  vigilant  general  supervision  exercised, 
in  view  of  the  fact,  that  the  great  aim  and  end  of  the 
trust  was  sanitation. 

There  are  still  some  interesting  points,  in  looking 
back  upon  this  great  work — great,  at   least,  for  its 
day,  even  although  we,  from  the  grand  modern  plat- 
form, may  think  to  look  down  upon  it  as  amongst  the 
smaller  matters.    A  lofty  and  magnificent  arcade  arose 
in  our  city  centre,  within  whose  amjDle  area  all  the 
chief  branches  of  public  and  ordinary  business,  the 
public  offices,  the  banks,  the  exchange,  and  the  stock 
exchange,  and  the  railways,  could  conveniently  enter 
an  appearance.     When  most  of  these  were  afterwards 
crowded  out,  they  took  refuge  in  more  roomy  quarters, 
as  we  shall  see  in  our  succeeding  section,  in  treating 
of  the   feature   of    the   concentration   of    the   public 
offices.     In  these  and  other  conveniences  of  progress, 
we  were  not,  as  I  have  ah-eady  hinted,  a  day  too  soon 
in  the  vigorous  rivalry  of  the  international  race.     Our 
great  rival,  Paris,  in  particular,  was  ever  upon  our 
heels,  and  never  closer  than  in  the  leaps  and  bounds 
into  extension  and  wealth  which  followed  upon  her 
great   ocean-canal   construction,   direct   through   the 
capital,  from  the  Northern  Channel  to  the  Mediter- 
ranean.    We  were  indeed  later,  but  with  quite  equal 


144  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

effect,  with  our  own  great  ocean  cut,  which,  quitting 
the  embanked  and  deepened  Thames  at  lower  London, 
passed  off  southwards  direct  to  the  open  sea,  thus 
leaving  the  Calais-Dover  narrows,  and  their  vicinities 
to  north  and  south,  to  the  reclamation  projects  of 
those  times,  which  eventually  restored  that  terra 
fir  ma  between  us  and  continental  Europe,  which 
geologists  before  assured  us  had  been  filched  from 
us  and  our  neighbours  by  our  once  restless  and  in- 
vading but  now  subdued  old  enemy,  the  sea. 

Concentration  of  the  Public  Offices. 

In  exact  reversal  of  the  old  practice  of  the  greatest  possible 
scattering  of  the  public  offices  and  institutions. — Author, 
chap.  i. 

Many  considerations  were  conjoined  in  demanding 
the  concentration  of  the  public  offices  in  some  one 
suitable  situation,  and  their  removal  from  the  denser 
parts  of  city  life.  Not  the  least  of  these  considerations 
was  the  possibility  thereby,  through  swift  and  in- 
cessant railway  connection,  of  bringing  every  citizen 
practically  nearer  to  each  and  all  the  offices,  than 
was  possible  under  the  old  scattering  system,  by 
which  every  public  office  seemed,  as  though  by  natm'al 
electric  repulsion,  to  keep  as  inconveniently  far  from 
its  fellows  as  possible.  But  there  would  have  been 
no  chance  whatever  for  so  novel  and  distm'bing  an 
idea  to  dislodge  us  from  the  habitual  old  groove,  had 
it  not  been  for  the  arousing  effects  of  the  unavoidable 
demolition  of  most  of  our  public  offices,  in  common 
with  the  countless  other  structures  which  collapsed 
under  the  great  resanitation  procedure.    When  the 


A   THOUSAND    YEARS   HENCE.  145 

affirmative  decision  as  to  this  concentration  system 
was  finally  taken,  there  was  happily  space  sufficient 
still  available  in  the  convenient  vicinity  of  London. 
There,  then,  in  due  time,  arose  the  grandest  and 
most  multifarious  edifice  of  its  day,  and  perhaps  of 
any  time  preceding ;  for  in  this  particular  case,  as  in 
that  of  reconstructed  London  in  general,  care  was 
taken  that  the  measure  of  the  wants  in  office  accom- 
modations should  be  rather  that  of  the  expanding 
futm'e  than  of  the  limited  present.  The  ground  floor 
embraced  postal  and  telegraph,  customs  and  taxes, 
police  and  justice,  and  those  general  governmental 
departments  to  which  the  public  have  daily  to  resort. 
The  floors  above  were  reserved  for  the  departments  of 
thought,  study,  and  general  work.  There,  accordingly, 
was  all  the  afterwork  of  the  offices  below ;  there  also 
sat  our  Parliament,  revelling  in  the  roomy  fresh-aired 
suitabilities  of  the  new  quarters  ;  and  there,  too,  was 
collected  and  ingeniously  arranged  the  contents  of 
our  comprehensive  British  Museum,  presented  upon 
one  spacious  floor  level,  and  magnificently  surmounted 
and  lighted  by  the  grandest  dome  in  the  world. 

This  novel  structure  was  also  the  successful  result 
of  a  special  trust,  created  after  that  way  of  those 
times,  by  which  so  many  great  works,  not  perhaps 
otherwise  to  be  attempted,  were  promptly  and  easily 
accomplished.  The  costs,  in  this  particular  case, 
were  recouped  chiefly  from  fines,  fees,  and  rents  levied 
on  the  various  interests  and  parties  supplied  or 
benefited,  as  well  as  from  the  realizations  from  the 
superseded  old  sites.  But  it  was  still  possible  to 
spare  not  a  few  of  these  latter  as  spaces  permanently 
open  for  the  public.      On  finally  winding  up  this 


148  A   THOUSAND   YEAES   HENCE. 

remarkable  trust  the  State  was  able  to  reserve  the 
vast  centre  of  the  ground  floor,  which  eventually 
became,  as  was  foreseen  and  intended,  the  active 
focus  of  the  commerce  and  finance,  alike  of  cax)ital 
and  provinces,  and  indeed  of  the  whole  commercial 
world ;  and  whose  rentals,  estimated  by  the  square 
inch  of  such  almost  priceless  space,  yielded  a  mag- 
nificent and  ever-increasing  endowment  for  science. 

Other  Specml  Trusts — The  National  Drama. 

Reed  thought  that  the  State  might  intervene  to  rescue  and 
maintain  the  drama. — Author,  chap.  i. 

A  general  feeling  prevailed  about  this  time  that  the 
drama  had  not  had  due  justice  amongst  us,  and  that 
in  some  way  of  public  support  something  effective 
should  be  done  in  order  to  give  it  the  high  and  pro- 
minent place  which  it  should  hold  as  being  really  by 
far  the  most  effective  agent,  alike  for  the  instruction, 
the  indispensable  recreation,  and  the  mere  pastime 
amusement  of  the  people.  The  State,  therefore, 
decided  to  intervene,  and  to  do  all  that  seemed  neces- 
sary for  the  cause  by  means  and  pecuniary  aid  of  a 
special  trust.  Nothing  was  spared  towards  having 
everything  of  the  best  and  most  suitable,  from  the 
noble  material  edifice  which  duly  arose  in  the  new 
cause,  to  all  those  social  and  moral  considerations 
and  arrangements  which  were  to  insure  the  desired 
respectability  of  the  entire  dramatic  connection. 
Towards  this  important  step  of  dramatic  progress 
there  had  been  some  previous  successful  effort,  chiefly 
in  the  establishment  of  schools  for  dramatic  educa- 
tion, and  thus  great  numbers  of  both  sexes  had  taken 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE,  147 

an  interest  in  dramatic  training,  as  the  best  means 
of  modulating  voice  and  action  into  their  most 
effective  display.  This  commencing  intervention  was 
to  be  limited  to  one  great  experiment  for  the 
metropolis,  in  the  expectation  that  private  enterprise 
would  follow  the  example  elsewhere. 

All  this  dramatic  enterprise  was  not  immediately, 
although  it  was  eventually,  successful ;  and  thus  this 
trust,  by  itself,  might  have  pecuniarily  failed,  but  for 
the  averaging  system  which  was  applied  to  such  lesser 
or  more  precarious  trusts.  Either  several  such  trusts, 
of  varying  financial  prospects,  were  bound  financially 
together,  so  as  to  afford  an  improved  chance  for  the 
eventual  solvency  of  the  whole,  or,  in  the  last  resort, 
any  lingering  case  might  be  tacked  on,  as  a  second 
charge,  to  some  other  of  surer  prospects,  as  was  so 
successfully  done  with  the  old  London  municipality 
debt. 

Theatrical  exhibitions  never  inconsistent  with  good 
taste,  and  a  theatrical  troupe  every  individual  of 
which  was  a  respectable  member  of  society,  and  every- 
where acknowledged  and  received  as  such — no  less 
than  all  this  was  the  aim  and  object  of  this  novel 
trial  of  a  trust.  The  scale  of  things  in  all  the  ap- 
pointments of  this  national  recreative  department 
was  commensurate  alike  with  a  due  sense  of  the 
importance  of  the  object,  and  of  the  possible  mag- 
nitude of  the  audiences  to  be  afterwards  dealt  with. 
We  owed  much  of  subsequent  dramatic  progress  to 
the  excellent  influences  thus  brought  to  bear  upon 
dramatic  life.  Acting  became  even  a  favourite  re- 
creation of  the  young  of  both  sexes,  and  indeed  more 
or  less  of  a  disciplinary  educational  training.     The 


148  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

timidity  and  diffidence  of  the  beginner  was  helped  in 
a  curious  and  amusing  way  by  the  scientific  perfecting 
of  the  compound-reflector  principle.  A  lifelike  re- 
flection of  the  actor  was  thus  projected  upon  the 
stage,  while  he  himself,  in  all  the  seclusion  his 
modesty  demanded,  and  with  the  prompter  con- 
veniently at  his  ear,  executed  his  dramatic  part. 

This  dramatic  trust  had  selected  for  its  grand  edifice 
a  site  adjacent  to  that  of  the  great  offices  concentra- 
tion just  alluded  to.  As  other  institutions  followed 
this  example,  including,  in  particular,  the  chief 
scientific  societies,  this  now  classic  area  became  by 
degrees  the  vast  and  ever-expanding  centre  of  a  com- 
prehensive public  life.  The  theatrical  accommoda- 
tions were  of  necessity  extended  at  intervals  in 
subsequent  times,  to  meet  the  increasing  audiences ; 
and  accoustic  and  microphonic  science  maintained  a 
fair  concmTent  iDace  in  this  everlasting  advance  from 
the  smaller  to  the  greater.  But  with  great  areas  to 
be  dealt  with,  there  was  a  tendency  rather  towards 
scenic  and  pantomimic  representation.  This  was 
entirely  to  the  taste  of  the  juvenile  world,  who,  as 
ever,  the  chief  audience,  had  their  own  rights  in  the 
case,  and  doubtless  got  them  attended  to. 

In  the  free  universality  of  dramatic  range  the  stage 
could  take  an  educational  and  scientific  direction.  Thus 
countless  school-youth  were  fascinated  by  the  vivid 
drama  of  the  earth's  geological  development,  or  of 
the  genesis  of  our  solar  system,  presented  in  accord- 
ance with  the  latest  scientific  inferences  and  dis- 
coveries. As  the  stately  solemnity  of  the  panoramic 
march  progressed,  accompanied  usually  by  suitable 
strains  of  music,  the  great  clock  of  time  was  ever  an 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  149 

•essential  part  of  the  scene,  his  seconds  thousands, 
or  his  minutes  miUions  of  years.  In  the  astronomic 
develo|)ment,  the  vast  nebular  mass  was  dealt  with, 
and  its  transformations  followed  into  a  central 
luminary  with  all  his  planetary  surrounding.  The 
most  interesting  and  exciting  drama  w^as  wont  to  be 
the  geologico-biologic  progress  of  the  earth,  culmi- 
nating in  the  appearance  of  man  upon  the  scene. 
The  audience  were  wont  to  be  artistically  wound  up 
to  the  highest  pitch  of  expectation  as  the  climax 
approached  when  the  noble  or  ignoble  savage,  but 
yet  unmistakably  a  man,  first  leaps  upon  the  stage 
from  his  tree,  his  cave,  or  his  wigwam.  But  the  edge 
of  romance  was  afterwards  sadly  turned  when  the 
''missing  links,"  one  after  the  other,  were  restored:, 
and  when  at  length,  a  beetle-browed,  prognathous, 
long- armed,  dubiously  footed,  and  black  and  hairy 
ancestor  scowled  antipathy  and  defiance  at  his  hardly 
recognizable  descendants.  The  true,  says  science,  is 
happily  often,  but  not  always,  the  beautiful. 

Housekeeping  Economy  for  the  Masses — Mechanics' 

Hotels. 

To   secure  twice  tlie   comfort   at  half  the  cost  of  ]3revious 
opportunities  and  experiences. — Authoe,  chap.  i. 

Ere  the  nineteenth  century  had  closed,  it  witnessed 
the  successful  inauguration  of  a  cheap,  convenient, 
and  promptly  ready  mode  of  living,  suited  to  the 
narrow  circumstances  and  small  means  of  great 
numbers  of  the  people,  and  not  less  promotive  of 
social  enjoyments.  This  was  the  hotel  system  of 
living,  and  particularly  in  the  extension  of  its  adapta- 


150  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

tion  to  the  mass  of  the  poi^ulation.  This  system 
previously  had  been  much  more  developed  in  America 
and  elsewhere  than  with  ourselves ;  but  we  eventuall}^ 
carried  it  out  with  a  comprehensive  application  sur- 
passing all  precedent,  and  we  thus  solved,  more 
effectually  than  anjwhere  else,  the  previously  hard 
and  protracted  problem  of  the  sufficient  and  healthful 
housing  of  our  poorer  population,  at  expenses  still 
completely  within  even  their  limited  means.  Our 
special  trust  system  was  not  needed  in  this  business, 
extensive  and  national  as  it  was,  because  the  profits 
of  the  enterprise  were  sufficiently  obvious  and  at- 
tractive. After  some  experience  in  this  right  direction, 
it  was  soon  seen  that  there  was  more  economy  of 
management,  and  readier  adaptation  to  wants,  than 
could  have  been  expected  in  such  an  application  of 
the  trust  system. 

One  point  chiefly  to  be  noticed  in  this  system  was 
the  custom,  which  eventually  became  general,  of  the 
hotel  occupants  purchasing  respectively  the  small 
but  separate  houses  they  occupied  in  the  common 
edifice,  and  effecting  this  object  by  means  of  regular 
small  payments  spread  conveniently  over  a  few  years. 
The  additional  sum  required  weekly  of  the  tenant  for 
the  ultimate  redemption  of  his  house  was  even  more 
than  saved  by  the  economies  of  the  system.  Ere 
very  long  the  tenants  found  themselves  transformed 
into  owners,  and  such  great  hotels — edifices  of  unsur- 
passed grandeur  they  became — entirely  their  own 
IDroperty. 

These  great  and  convenient  combinations  of  houses 
tookthe  name  of  Mechanics'  Hotels ;  and  the  mechanics' 
hotels  of  the  twentieth  century,  like  the  mechanics' 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  151 

institutes  of  the  century  before,  took  their  high  status 
as  well  as  their  important  social  position.  With  the 
aids  of  experience  and  good  taste,  they  became  as 
elegant  as  they  were  comfortable.  Each  hotel  had 
usually  one  or  more  great  halls  of  common  associa- 
tion; and  these,  comfortably  warmed  and  brightly 
lighted,  were  the  cheerful  resom'ce  of  all  the  com- 
pany, and  usually  the  scene  of  much  rivalry  of  varied 
programme  for  the  evening's  recreation.  We  have 
already  noticed  the  fact  of  the  old  iDublic-house,  under 
its  coarse  and  ungainly  aspect  of  the  nineteenth 
century,  having  virtually  disappeared  from  our  social 
life  in  the  course  of  the  twentieth.  This  was  chiefly 
due  to  the  universal  rise  of  these  mechanics'  hotels, 
whose  bright  and  home-surrounded  halls  proved  far 
the  more  attractive  resort  for  the  tired,  and  rest  and 
recreation-seeking  worker. 

When  some  experience  and  success  had  smoothed 
the  general  way,  and  more  especially  the  financial 
way,  with  this  co-operative  houses'  system,  the  in- 
tending tenants  were  able,  with  much  comparative 
advantage,  to  deal  directly  with  the  builder  or  the 
capitalist.  Indeed,  it  became  no  uncommon  thing 
for  some  hundreds  or  even  thousands  of  families,  after 
agreeing  amongst  themselves  for  a  co-operation  of 
this  kind,  to  make  terms  direct  with  the  builder,  and, 
in  those  prompt  times,  to  be  comfortably  housed  in 
their  completed  edifice,  all  within  a  few  weeks  of  the 
first  step  in  the  cause.  Thus,  under  the  economies 
of  this  system,  amounts  of  daily  or  weekly  earning, 
previously  quite  inadequate  to  support  healthful  life, 
were  now  even  more  than  sufficient ;  and  society  was 
thus  permanently  secured  against  the  difficulties  and 


152  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

distress  proverbially  insei^arable  from  its  masses. 
Society  had  now,  indeed,  at  last,  begun  effectively  its 
march  towards  that  enviable  stage,  afterwards  sub- 
stantially attained,  where  every  component  individual 
was  well  educated  and  well  mannered,  well  dressed 
and  well  off. 

No  LONGER  "  Ireland  Our  Difficulty." 

The  nineteenth  century,  which  had  begun  so  badly 
with  us  for  Ireland,  did  not  promise,  just  at  the  open- 
ing of  my  retrospect,  to  close  very  much  better.  But 
it  did  close  very  much  better,  indeed,  ere  the  century 
ended,  and  I  am  now  about  to  tell  how.  As  the  first 
facility  in  the  way,  all  parties  were  at  length  cordially 
agreed  to  regard  Ireland  as  an  entirely  exceptional 
case.  The  abstract  must  be  freely  sacrificed,  if  we 
could  thus  but  secure  the  concrete.  There  were  two 
duties  before  us  ;  first,  to  put  down  the  rampant  crime 
to  which  extensive  and  protracted  social  unsettlement 
had  given  opportunity ;  and  second,  to  settle  to  the 
utmost  possible,  the  resident  Irish  people  as  pro- 
prietors upon  the  Irish  soil.  A  resolute  hand  being 
brought  to  bear,  both  of  these  objects  were  at  last 
and  concurrently  accomplished. 

To  eradicate  the  criminal  elements,  after  a  long 
reign,  which  v^^as  latterly  of  almost  complete  impunity, 
was  no  easy  task.  But  it  was  at  last  undertaken  in 
earnest,  after  repeated  appalling  outrages  had  aroused 
the  entire  country,  and  exposed  more  clearly  the 
enemies  to  be  dealt  with.  A  thoroughly  detective 
system,  aiming  directly  at  criminals,  was  the  chief 
want,    rather    than    extraneously    coercive    general 


A  THOUSAND  TEAES  HENCE.  153 

measures,  bearing  grievously  as  they  did  upon  the 
■whole  people.  Accordingly,  for  a  time  a  detective 
poHce  covered  Ireland,  alike  to  defend  and  encourage 
the  good  as  to  restrain  and  ferret  out  the  bad.  The 
law  descended  when  necessary  to  the  level  of  the  law- 
less, in  order  to  fight  secrecy  and  secret  societies  with 
the  like  weapons.  As  the  law  had  a  comparative  in- 
finity of  resom'ce  in  the  sinews  of  war,  it  must  needs 
XDrevail,  if  it  would  but  put  forth  all  the  needed 
strength.  It  did  so,  and,  as  was  fit,  it  prevailed.  If 
it  had  to  fight  at  times  in  mean  and  inglorious  ways, 
that  was  because  its  enemies  were  no  otherwise  to  be 
met.  But  the  one  fought  to  preserve,  the  other  to 
destroy,  society.  In  the  end,  Ireland  became  as 
much  a  part  of  us  as  Cornwall  or  Northumberland, 
Wales  or  Scotland.  The  fine  Irish  character  was 
quite  restored,  the  ill-temper,  as  the  souring  of  cen- 
turies of  injustice,  all  dispelled,  and  the  social  and 
economic  circumstances,  if  not  entirely,  at  least  very 
largely,  changed  for  a  better  future. 

We  had  happily  agreed  in  Ireland's  exceptional 
case,  as  I  have  said,  to  allow  ordinary  modes  and 
principles  to  be  slapped  in  the  face  at  discretion. 
When  neither  land  laws,  nor  land  commissions  of 
the  past  would  or  could  adequately  attain  the  object, 
we  attained  it  by  further  and  stronger  means.  When 
the  object  must  be  attained,  the  means  must  be 
such  as  would  attain  it.  When  the  way  had  been 
cleared  by  a  final  settlement  of  the  arrears  of  rent 
question,  the  bold  course  of  limiting  by  law  the  terri- 
torial holding  to  such  value  or  area  as  might  alike 
do  most  justice  to  the  land,  and  place  the  greatest 
possible  number  of  Irish  families  as  proprietors  upon 


154  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

Irish  soil,  soon  brought  about,  by  graduated  process 
of  self-action,  all  the  intended  change  and  intended 
condition.  Eeasonable  and  necessary  excei)tions  to 
the  general  rule  were  provided  for. 

Although  the  special  trust  system,  -which  finally 
and  so  effectually  resolved  this  great  Irish  problem, 
was  not  applied  at  the  very  outset,  it  soon  approved 
its  suitability  in  a  field  of  such  noble  dimensions,  and 
converted  the  hobbling  pace  of  the  earlier  efforts  into 
express  speed.  The  sweeping  measure  of  limited 
landholding,  of  course,  settled  promptly  and  impar- 
tially the  fate  of  the  old  ^proprietary,  who,  however, 
were  by  this  time,  in  the  very  great  majority  of  in- 
stances, by  no  means  averse,  under  all  the  circum- 
stances of  their  case,  to  join  in  the  general  surrender. 
They  were  met  by  the  trust  in  a  generous  spirit,  on 
the  equitable  principle,  that  "  compensation  for  dis- 
turbance "  should  have  universal  and  not  mere  class 
application. 

At  the  outset  of  this  great  trust  operation,  the 
Government  were  called  upon  to  make  a  most  im- 
portant declaration.  It  had  been  suggested,  on 
behalf  of  the  intending  investors  in  the  trust-stock 
issues,  that,  from  their  vast  mass,  the  future  debtors 
to  the  trust  might  eventually  combine  to  ignore  their 
obligations,  and  thus  affect  the  solvency  of  the  trust, 
and  the  ultimate  security  of  the  stockholder.  But 
when  the  Government  had  tendered  a  solemn  as- 
surance, to  the  effect  that  the  whole  force  of  the  law 
would  certainly,  to  the  very  end,  hold  the  land  to  its 
full  obligations,  the  stock,  thus  duly  accredited,  was 
taken  on  such  favourable  terms  by  the  general  public, 
as  to  reduce  materially  the  cost  of  the  lands  to  their 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  155 

respective  purchasers.  And  further,  by  considerably 
extending  the  term  of  years,  the  yearly  rent  and 
redemption  payment  made  together  actually  a  smaller 
amount  than  the  current  marketable  rental. 

One  of  the  happiest  features  concluding  the  case, 
and  a  result  not  entirely  unexpected,  although  the 
reality  probably  exceeded  all  expectation,  was  the  sub- 
stantial advance  in  landed  value  all  over  Ireland,  as 
this  great  territorial  resettlement  approached  its  com- 
pletion. The  effect  of  this  advance  was  to  diffuse  at 
once  financial  ease  and  comparative  plenty,  together 
with  all  the  contentment  of  such  a  condition,  through- 
out the  whole  country.  In  after  years  Ireland's  ex- 
ceptional land  limitation  measure,  when  no  longer 
required,  was  repealed  ;  and  with  this  the  last  linger- 
ing difference  between  the  two  sides  of  the  Channel 
was  finally  abolished. 


156  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


CHAPTEE  VIII. 

THE   TWENTIETH   CENTURY:    SOME    OF   ITS   PROMINENT 

FEATURES. 

It  would  not  be  until  the  twentieth  century  that  we  would 
begin  to  feel  the  full  benefit  of  the  educational  and  other  good 
foundations  laid  in  the  nineteenth. — ^Author,  chap.  i. 

In  the  twentieth  century  we  began  to  reap  substantial 
fruit  from  the  seed  sown  in  the  century  before.  We 
had  now,  for  example,  the  effects  of  the  great  education 
measure ;  for  early  in  the  twentieth  century  the  last 
of  the  uneducated  masses  of  the  old  society  had  died 
out.  We  have  now,  therefore,  to  see  how  universal 
education  comported  itself.  No  doubt  the  evil  as  weU 
as  the  good  tendencies  of  human  nature  still  remained 
to  society ;  but  the  field  for  the  former  was  gradually 
narrowed,  while  that  for  the  other  was  proportionately 
enlarged,  by  the  ameliorated  conditions  of  all  life  and 
business  work.  But  before  selecting  some  few  of  the 
IDrominent  illustrative  instances  of  the  century,  let  me 
give  a  striking  episode  of  its  commencement,  which, 
however,  I  am  happily  able  to  describe  as  only 

A  Passing  Transatlantic  Family  Jar. 

A  Canadian  Fisheries  Question  is  once  more  upon 
us.     The  '*  Dominion"  had  by  this  time  consohdated 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  157 

its  authority  over  the  entire  vast  area  of  British  North 
Araerica,  and  the  colonial  tone,  on  this  old  and  irri- 
tating question,  was  again  none  of  the  weakest. 
The  Home  Government,  even  when  hardly  a^Dproving 
colonial  inflexibility,  felt  disposed,  at  this  particular 
conjuncture,  to  show  that  a  colony's  quarrel  was  their 
own,  seeing  that  certain  Cassandras  had  been  pre- 
dicting that  the  empire  was  to  be  gradually  sundered 
for  want  of  a  thorough  political  union.  The  Imperial 
Government  would  therefore  take  this  good  oppor- 
tunity of  practically  showing  them  that  they  were 
mistaken.  But  in  despatching,  for  this  special 
pur^DOse,  a  full  imperial  regiment,  to  be  stationed 
on  the  Dominion  frontier,  the  susceptibilities  of  the 
United  States  were  carefully  guarded  by  explanatory 
assurances  that  nothing  beyond  this  imperial  formality 
was  meant.  The  States  accepted  the  assurances,  but 
at  the  same  time  despatched  a  like  full  regiment  of 
their  own  to  meet  the  other  at  the  frontier.  This 
move  and  counter-move  did  not  tend  to  mend  matters, 
and  there  was  free  talk  on  both  sides  of  even  imme- 
diate levies  in  the  rear  to  support  each  regiment. 

The  two  regiments  at  length  hove  in  sight  of  each 
other.  Each  had  marched  forward  because  the  other 
was  marching,  and  each  by  calculated  pace  to  itieet 
the  other  at  the  frontier.  When  within  speaking 
distance,  both  sides  instinctively  and  simultaneously 
halted,  each  ready  for  battle,  and  each  grimly  survey- 
ing the  other.  It  seemed  as  though  the  slightest 
impetuosity  or  indiscretion  would  precipitate  mortal 
international  combat.  There  had  been,  indeed,  strict 
injunctions  to  either  side  not  to  begin  an  attack.  But 
this  was  not  known  until  afterwards. 


158  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

At  this  critical  conjuncture,  an  old  man  stepped 
forth  from  the  British  side.  He  was  the  senior  in 
years  in  his  regiment,  and  was  looked  up  to  accord- 
ingly. Walking  up  to  the  dividing  line,  which  was 
there  still  clearly  cut  in  the  primitive  sod,  he  stood 
across  it,  and  stretching  his  arms  to  both  sides  cried 
out,  in  a  strong  clear  voice,  intensified  by  evident 
emotion,  "The  Old  Mother's  call  is  to  all  her  children." 
The  effect  was  electrical.  The  soldiers  on  either  side  at 
once  rushed  forward  to  the  common  boundary,  where, 
throwing  down  their  arms  in  an  indiscriminate  heap, 
they  each  cordially  grasped  the  other's  hand.  All 
danger  was  thenceforth  at  an  end ;  and  in  the  subse- 
quent official  arrangements  each  side  seemed  only  to 
vie  with  the  other  in  yielding,  to  the  now  recognized 
common  brotherhood,  the  points  upon  which  they  had 
before  so  seriously  differed. 


Club  Life  after  the  Nineteenth  Century. 

The  moral  must  accompany  other  progress. — Author,  passim. 

The  Club,  m  the  wide  generality  of  its  use,  was 
specially  a  nineteenth-century  feature  of  our  town 
life."  But  the  twentieth  century  had  not  only  kept 
up,  but  even  much  extended  and  improved  the  club 
features  of  its  predecessor.  Not  only  was  our 
country's  population  greatly  increased,  but,  from  the 
circumstances  first  alluded  to,  the  proportions  of  its 
educated,  well-mannered,  clubbable  element,  were  of 
necessity  increased  in  a  much  greater  ratio.  While 
the  clubs  of  that  time  took  a  great  membership 
extension,    together    with     accompanying    palatial 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.  159 

accommodations,  all  which  were  successfully  realized, 
chiefly  by  resigning  their  catering  difficulties  to 
strictly  professional  hands,  and  while  they  advanced 
also  as  centres  of  art  and  science,  I  am  at  present 
more  interested,  as  to  club  life,  in  certain  features  of 
social  advance  which  it  also  presented.  A  society 
owes  more  than,  perhaps,  it  usually  thinks  or  confesses, 
to  the  honest  straightforward  purpose,  sound  natural 
feeling,  and  good  common  sense  of  those  masses  of 
the  people,  who,  with  proper  ambition,  are  ever 
surging  up  into  its  ranks  with  the  world's  progress. 
Thus  we  have  had  more  just,  humane,  and  suitable 
laws ;  and  thus,  too,  we  had,  in  the  enlarged  society 
of  the  twentieth  century,  an  improved  public  moral 
sentiment,  and  improved  club  life. 

Where  there  is  already  the  predisposition, 
incidents,  small  in  themselves,  may  lead  to  great 
results,  as  when  a  small  trigger  fires  off  a  huge 
gun.  One  of  our  grand  clubs  of  this  time  furnished 
another  illustration.  An  altercation  had  arisen 
between  two  of  its  members,  ending  in  a  personal 
assault,  the  assaulting  party  pleading  in  defence 
that  he  had  been  provoked  by  ungentlemanly  bear- 
ing. The  case,  famous  as  it  afterwards  became, 
was  simply  this.  The  complainant  had  been 
accosted,  in  gay  hilarity,  by  the  other,  in  order  to 
introduce  the  friend  and  fellow-member  on  his 
arm,  who,  as  he  explained,  was  aspiring  to  be 
the  very  pattern  of  virtue  ;  for  whereas  he ,  was  wont, 
in  younger  and  stronger  days,  to  seduce  a  woman 
once  a  month,  now  that  age's  infirmities  began 
to  tell,  he  was  content  with  only  once  a  quarter, 
and  by-and-by  would  be  so  correct  and  pure,  that 


160  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

ordinary  mortals  must  hide  their  heads.  He  of  whom 
all  this  was  told  laughed  most  heartily ;  it  was,  as  he 
remarked,  such  a  capital  joke.  But  the  other,  to 
whom  the  said  joke  was  addressed,  at  once  turned  his 
back ;  and,  when  again  confronted  for  an  explanation, 
only  repeated  the  offence.  Thereupon  followed  the 
angry  cane  over  the  offending  back. 

The  magistrate's  settlement  of  the  matter  next 
morning,  with  the  usual  fine,  and  the  usual  parental 
admonitions,  went  for  nothing.  When  the  two  gay 
friends  understood  that  the  club  would  be  moved  for 
no  less  than  their  complete  expulsion,  they  both 
laughed  outright,  and  seemingly  a  goodly  and 
sufficient  muster  of  backers  were  ready  to  laugh 
with  them.  But  a  great  battle  upon  a  great  principle 
was  being  prej^ared  for,  and  as  prej)aration  went  on 
the  laugh  on  the  one  side  was  proving  to  be  much 
more  loud  than  general.  Alarm  therefore  set  in 
upon  that  camj),  and  apologies  and  testimonials  were 
raked  up,  especially  for  the  gay  Lothario  himself, 
who  was  expected  to  be  chiefly,  if  not  solely  attacked. 
The  social  laxities  in  question,  it  was  admitted,  were 
sadly  much  too  common ;  but  their  friend  was,  after 
all,  no  worse  than  many  other  i^eople,  who  are  yet 
deemed  perfectly  respectable ;  and  besides,  from  his 
having  been  in  the  army,  some  excusing  allowance 
was  always  of  course  due  to  the  too  ample  leisure  of 
the  soldier.  Then  a  rector  or  two,  and  a  still  larger 
number  of  curates,  further  testified  to  all  reasonably 
decorous  externals.  It  was  also  in  evidence  that  the 
gallant  officer  had  not  hesitated  to  exchange  regiments 
in  order  to  avoid  India,  whose  climate  did  not  suit 
his  constitution,  it  being  ever  a  soldier's  first  duty  to 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  161 

maintain  his  health  at  its  best  for  the  service  of  his 
country. 

But  all  was  of  no  avail,  and  Lothario  was  cast  out. 
His  jocular  friend,  too,  was  sent  after  him ;  for  it  was 
held  that  to  speak  so  lightly  of  such  grave  social 
delinquencies  was  even  a  grosser  outrage  upon  good 
manners  than  the  commission  of  the  offence.  Such 
loose  speech  was  especially  injurious  to  the  young  ; 
and  it  is  chiefly  as  to  them  that  even  mere  external 
proprieties  have  inestimable  value.  The  remarkable 
movement,  thus  begun,  extended  generally  through 
the  clubs  ;  and  such  of  them  as  lacked  the  moral  fibre 
for  the  proper  scavengering  of  the  house  were  relegated 
to  a  second  rank,  to  become  a  sort  of  demi-monde  of 
club  life. 

But  the  new  views  were  not  without  their  difficulties 
of  practical  application.  Here,  for  instance,  is  some 
well-known  old  sinner,  but  now  quite  venerable  from 
age,  its  infirmities,  and  its  proprieties.  There  can  be 
no  possible  doubt  about  his  past  life,  for  he  was  wont 
openly  to  boast  of  his  successful  libertinism,  and  he 
showed  at  the  time  the  lightest  of  hearts  over  the 
track  of  human  misery  he  might  be  leaving  behind 
him.  But  when  age,  or  early  excess,  or  both  together, 
had  deprived  him  alike  of  power  and  enjoyment  in  the 
old  way,  he  became  a  changed,  nay,  even  a  religious 
man — became,  in  fact,  "rather  more  respectable  than 
other  people."  What,  then,  was  to  be  done  with  this 
perplexing  specimen  ?  When  his  parson  might  be 
assuring  him  that  he  was  safely  qualifying  for  heaven, 
was  he  to  be  deemed  unsuitable  company  for  a  mere 
earthly  club?  But  by  this  time,  alas  for,  at  least, 
his  earthly  prospects,  a  spirit  of  true  equity  had  set 

M 


162  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

in  as  regarded  the  treatment  of  the  two  sexes  in  such 
questions.  When  this  justly  deahng  knife  was  now 
apphed  to  the  cord,  the  cord  snapped,  and  the 
offender  was  dropped  out,  all  his  later  respectabilities 
and  religious  tendencies  and  his  conditional  peni- 
tence notwithstanding.  There  were  not  wanting 
those  who  at  the  time  thought  all  this  to  be  hard 
measure.  It  was  so  indeed ;  for  the  parties  in  ques- 
tion were,  in  fact  and  of  purpose,  dealt  with  as 
hardly,  well-nigh,  as  had  previously  been  their  victims 
of  the  other  sex. 

A  characteristic  incident  occurred  in  the  course  of 
this  great  social  resanitation  of  the  clubs.  This  was 
no  less  than  a  most  cordial  acknowledgment  from 
the  President  of  the  United  National  Trades  Unions 
of  that  time,  on  behalf  of  countless  parents  and 
families,  directly  interested  for  sisters'  and  daughters' 
well-being.  The  president,  at  the  same  time,  took 
the  ojDportunity  of  remarking,  that  certain  previous 
exhortations  to  temperance  amongst  the  working 
classes,  made  in  admittedly  good  and  friendly  spirit 
by  the  clubs  to  the  unions,  and  not  altogether  dis- 
regarded by  the  latter  at  the  time,  would  have  been 
very  much  more  weighty  and  appreciative  had  they 
come  after,  instead  of  before,  the  exemplary  procedure 
in  which  the  clubs  were  then  engaged. 

Women's  Clubs. 

Woman's  equal  right  to  all  she  finds  to  suit  her. — Author, 
chap.  i. 

Trade  unions  for  the  working-woman  was  already  a 
feature  of  the  nineteenth  century,  as  were  also  ser- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  168 

vants'  institutions,  homes,  and  such-like,  promoted 
from  outside  their  own  ranks.  But  the  woman's 
club,  so  far  as  it  was  the  full  counterpart  to  that 
of  the  other  sex,  belongs  properly  to  the  twentieth 
century,  in  which,  indeed,  it  took  a  prominent  and 
widely  useful  part.  There  was  this  difference,  how- 
ever, in  the  two  cases,  that  whereas  club  life,  with 
the  stronger  sex,  began  as  an  upper-class  feature, 
with  the  other  sex  it  began  in  quite  the  opposite 
direction.  The  first  attempt  at  what  was  proj)erly 
the  woman's  club  was  on  behalf  of  the  great  class 
of  domestic  servants,  and  had  chiefly  in  view  at  first 
the  sure  provision  of  an  independent  and  comfortable 
home  for  the  later  life  of  its  members.  But  the  club 
was  also  largely  available  for  Sundays  or  holidays, 
and  for  intervals  between  engagements ;  and  it  was 
ever,  with  its  protecting  respectabilities,  a  resource 
and  shelter,  more  especially  to  the  young  and  the 
stranger  who  were  first  entering  life  in  the  large 
towns.  At  first  only  the  simpler  arrangements  were 
attempted,  by  which,  in  exchange  for  small  but 
regular  contributions  spread  over  the  earlier  years, 
an  independent  home  was  secured  towards  the  end 
of  life.  But  in  after  years,  when  women's  club 
institutions,  made  applicable  to  female  vocations  in 
general,  became  universal,  and  upon  a  scale  pre- 
viously quite  undreamt  of,  they  were  enabled,  by  a 
kind  of  affiliation  to  one  or  other  of  the  great  general 
insurance  companies  of  those  times,  or  to  some  section 
of  the  Government  insurance  system,  to  secure  any 
special  arrangement  that  more  exactly  suited  the 
endless  variety  in  the  wants  of  a  well-nigh  countless 
membership. 


164  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

This  commeD  cement  of  the  great  future  institution 
of  woman's  club  life  was  made  just  prior  to  the  close 
of  the  nineteenth  century,  and  arose  in  London  out 
of  a  great  public  meeting  at  the  Mansion  House,  con- 
vened by  the  then  philanthropic  Lord  Mayor.  His 
lordship  had  remarked  that,  although  overwhelmed 
with  other  work,  he  must  find  a  spare  hour  for  so 
excellent  an  object,  even  at  the  cost  of  making  twenty- 
five  hours  to  the  day.  The  intention  was  that  the 
domestic  servants  themselves  should  be  summoned, 
to  take  up  and  carry  out  independently  their  own 
cause.  More  than  a  thousand  attended,  and  the 
result  was  a  complete  success.  Ere  the  sun  of  the 
twentieth  century  broke  over  us,  this  section  of  club 
life  was  already  a  distinctive  and  beneficial  featm'e  of 
the  social  life  of  the  time. 

Other  classes  and  vocations  of  the  sex  afterwards 
fully  established  their  respective  clubs.  There  were, 
for  example,  dramatic  clubs,  in  which  the  amateur 
and  the  professional  freely  mingled,  and  which  not 
only  met  the  convenience,  but  powerfully  helped  to 
guard  and  maintain  the  respectability  of  the  di'umatic 
corps.  The  legion  of  postal  telegraph  and  telephone 
emplo3^ees  had  also  their  clubs.  Further,  there  were 
clubs  in  connection  with  female  medical  practice — a 
sphere  of  woman's  work  which  the  twentieth  century 
saw  fully  taken  up,  and  which  was  generally  acknow- 
ledged to  be  as  entirely  becoming,  as  it  was  entirely  in- 
dispensable, to  sexual  delicacy  and  proprieties.  Lastly, 
were  the  political  clubs  ;  for  in  this  twentieth  century 
the  franchise  had  passed  to  both  sexes  alike ;  and  not 
without  a  distinct  political  advantage,  as  the  tendency 
of  the  female  vote  had  been  rather  towards  general 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  165 

good  qualities,  as  distinguished  from  the  male-vote 
tendency  towards  mere  party  qualities,  in  candidature. 
The  collective  female  vote  acted  as  a  kind  of  Upi)er 
House  of  the  franchise,  whose  calmer  consideration 
ever  tempered  the  storms  of  the  Lower  Chamber,  the 
male  vote. 

A  Trade  Union  Crisis  of  the  Twentieth  Century. 

Yellowly,  ardent  unionist  as  he  was,  was  not  blind  to  union 
defects. — Author,  chap.  i. 

Speaking  colonially,  we  of  the  mother  country  were 
wont  to  complain  or  regret  that  what  is  called,  or 
miscalled,  "  Protection"  had  re-arisen  in  some  of  the 
colonies,  after  argument  and  experience  had  finally 
disposed  of  it  at  home.  And  so  might  it  have  been 
said  of  the  particular  kind  of  trade-union  crisis  I  am 
now  to  allude  to ;  for  the  kind  of  event  in  question 
could  still  arise  upon  colonial  soil,  at  a  time  of  the 
twentieth  century  when  it  was  deemed  an  impossibility 
upon  the  more  advanced  home  ground.  The  scene  in 
this  colonial  case  was  Australia,  and  the  occasion  of 
it  was  one  of  those  great  commercial  reactions,  which 
had  not  ceased  to  be  a  feature  out  there,  in  company 
with  all  the  general  forward  advance,  there  as  well  as 
elsewhere,  of  the  century.  When  employment  fell  off 
just  at  this  time,  and  wages  seriously  dropj)ed,  the 
colonial  unions  most  directly  affected  took  up  the 
cause  of  labour,  and  maintained  that  the  Government 
should  intervene,  and,  by  means  of  public  works  or 
otherwise,  continue  the  full  employment  and  fair 
wages  of  the  past.  What  was  the  use  of  a  Govern- 
ment, they  said,  if  not  to  help  in  a  time  of  need  the 


166  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

most  important  sections  of  society  under  its  care  ? 
There  were  still  means  in  hand  to  do  this,  and  when 
these  ran  out,  more  could  be  levied  from  the  ample 
resources  of  the  whole  society.  The  government  of 
the  place  and  the  day  were  in  dire  perplexity ;  for 
while  they  felt  that  such  a  directly  class  demand 
must  be  resisted,  the  unions  in  question,  with  their 
great  numerical  power  in  the  franchise,  threatened  a 
successful  political  opposition  if  their  demands  were 
not  satisfied. 

At  this  time  our  illustrious  Yellowly,  the  great 
trade  union  reconstructor,  was  still  alive,  and,  not- 
withstanding advanced  years,  still  busy  in  completing 
his  reformatory  work.  He  still  was,  as  he  had  long 
previously  been,  the  honoured  president  of  that  great 
representative  body,  the  United  National  Trades 
Union,  which  he  himself  had  instituted  as  the  kind  of 
Upper  House,  or  High  Court  of  Appeal,  of  union  life. 
Yellowly,  as  head  of  the  home  unions,  on  this  serious 
and  compromising  occasion,  had  at  once  telegraphed 
to  those  at  the  antipodes,  in  entire  disapproval  of 
this  demand.  While  exhorting  the  colonial  Govern- 
ment to  make  no  surrender  whatever,  he  promised 
a  prompt  support  from  the  great  body  of  which  he 
was  head,  and  of  whose  decided  mind  on  the  subject 
he  entertained  not  a  doubt.  Such  crises,  he  said, 
were  the  liability  indiscriminately  of  all  classes,  and 
the  Government  could  not  help  any  one  in  particular 
except  at  the  cost  of  the  others.  Hosts  of  clerks  and 
other  employees  were  ever  being  thrown  out  by  such 
crises,  and  legions  of  sewing-women  were  in  crises 
more  or  less  every  day  of  the  year,  and  yet  never 
dreamt   of  ax}peal   to    Government.      And   were   our 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  167 

hardy  working-men  to  be  the  only  class  unable  or 
unwillmg  to  face  the  contingencies  of  their  life  and 
lot? 

The  great  home  union  was  at  once  summoned  to 
discuss  and  pronounce  upon  the  question.  The  tele- 
graphs and  telephones  of  the  day  could  accom]plish 
that  business  with  equal  ease  and  promptitude.  It 
was  not  necessary  that  all  members  should  attend 
personally,  for  even  at  Land's  End  or  John  o'  Groats 
they  were  enabled,  by  telephonic  connection,  either 
to  speak  or  to  listen  to  central  London,  much  as 
though  personally  present  within  the  hall  of  meeting 
itself. 

Nor  was  opposition  unexpected ;  for  the  views  in 
question  were  the  still  lingering  remnants  of  tena- 
ciously held  unionist  ideas  of  the  nineteenth  century. 

The  great  assembly  duly  met,  and  the  discussion, 
waxing  warm  at  times,  was  protracted  almost  beyond 
precedent.  Yellowly,  in  his  presidential  chair, 
strengthened  by  the  excitement  as  well  as  the  im- 
portance of  the  occasion,  sat  erect  to  the  very  end. 
When  discussion  was  exliausted  he  rose  to  put  the 
question,  and  by  a  large  majority  carried  the  case 
against  the  Australian  co-unionists.  The  chairman 
congratulated  his  class-fellows  upon  the  proper  victory 
of  equitable  and  reasonable  views. 

That  famous  discussion  marked  a  trade  union  era 
for  the  entire  empire.  The  ojDposing  unions  at  the 
other  side,  as  the  Government  there  most  cordially 
apprised  Yellowly,  had  loyally  accepted  defeat,  and 
at  once  abandoned  all  their  claims  and  designs.  But 
the  victory  was  dearly  bought.  The  venerable  pre- 
sident, who  had  greatly  overtaxed  the  strength  which 


168  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 

ninety  years  of  busy  life  had  left  him,  broke  down 
after  concluding  the  labours  of  that  protracted  sitting, 
and  was  taken  direct  to  his  bed,  from  which  he  never 
again  rose  alive.  But  his  memory  remained  behind, 
and  we  shall  come  upon  his  work  again  ere  long  in 
the  course  of  our  retrospect. 

Social  Eesanitation — A  Disposition  to  takc  Society's 
Evils  thoroughly  in  Hand. 

We  needed  quite  a  new  departure  in  mendicancy  and  crime. 
— Author,  chap.  i. 

No  feature  of  the  life  of  the  twentieth  century  was 
more  striking  than  that  of  the  resolute  struggle  into 
which  we  were  then  plunged,  for  a  thorough  social 
and  moral  resanitation.  The  resanitation  of  the 
other  or  material  kind,  already  alluded  to,  which  had 
partly  preceded  and  j)repared  the  way  for,  and  partly 
accompanied  this  present  movement,  and  the  success 
of  which,  in  the  case  of  London,  had  promptly  spread 
its  benefits  to  other  of  our  chief  cities  and  towns, 
had  powerfully  helped  to  turn  public  attention  in  this 
new  direction.  The  end  in  view  was  no  less  than  the 
complete  extirpation,  on  the  one  hand,  of  all  the 
hereditary  professional  criminal  element,  and  on 
the  other  of  all  the  diversified  heritage  of  professional 
mendicancy ;  that  is  to  say,  of  every  form  of  begging, 
mendicant  tramping,  gipsjdng,  and  general  vaga- 
bondage throughout  the  country. 

It  was  no  small  help  towards  these  great  national 
purposes  that  the  age  teemed  with  stimulation  and 
suggestion.  Necessity  had  laid  its  hand  upon  society ; 
for  besides  the  fact  of  the  increasing  density  of  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  169 

population,  which  was  thus  with  each  passing  year 
more  and  more  unsuitable  for  every  form  of  unsettled 
life,  there  was  already  beginning  to  be  felt  the  direct 
effect  of  the  sanitary  reconstructions  going  on,  not 
only  in  London  itself,  the  prime  mover  in  that  way, 
but  also  at  the  other  chief  urban  centres,  in  turning 
all  the  criminal  class  out  of  the  long-accustomed 
dark  dens  and  recesses  of  old  town  life,  which  had 
previously  sheltered  from  common  view  the  hosts  of 
those  owls  of  the  night.  Nor  must  we  forget  the 
stimulus  imparted  by  a  universally  educated  people, 
who  could  thus  more  clearly  apprehend  existing  social 
defects,  and  understand  how  best  to  grapple  with 
them. 

There  was  in  particular  one  conspicuous  feature  of 
the  new  movement.  Listening  at  last  to  the  repeated 
admonitions  of  science,  we  had  now  turned  our  atten- 
tion to  repressing,  by  all  reasonably  practical  means, 
the  progenital  continuation  of  the  bad  or  worthless 
existing  elements  with  which  we  were  thus  so  vigorously 
waging  war.  '*  Like  parent,  like  child."  We  might 
securely  dispose  of  the  hardened  parents,  so  that  they 
should  no  longer  harm  the  rest  of  society ;  but  it 
they  freely  left  their  brood  to  take  their  place,  all  ol 
society's  work  had  simply  to  be  done  over  again,  and 
even  upon  an  ever-increasing  scale.  Already  we 
restrained  lunatics  from  leaving  behind  them  a  like 
lunatic  offspring.  Thenceforward,  in  that  way,  our 
restraining  efforts  were  extended  to  the  criminal,  and 
to  the  useless  and  worthless  in  general.  Our  new 
policy,  in  short,  in  this  particular  department  of  it, 
was  substantially  to  this  effect — that  every  child  of 
the   society,  even   of  the   most   questionable   origin, 


170  A  THOUSAND  \EARS  HENCE. 

which  did  get  into  the  world,  should  be  properly 
cared  for,  so  as  to  give  it  all  the  best  chances ;  but 
that  all  the  care  possible  to  the  somewhat  delicate 
case  should  be  taken,  that  as  few  more  of  such  children 
as  might  be  should  follow  them. 

All  of  this  new  project,  bearing  upon  the  criminal 
and  mendicant  elements  of  society,  involved  an  ap- 
paratus of  vast  preliminary  effort  and  expense.  The 
State  must  have  reckoned  upon  having,  at  the  outset, 
to  23rovide  for,  as  well  as  control,  a  huge  mass  of 
criminal,  worthless,  and  helpless  beings.  But  if  the 
State  could  clear  all  these  demoralizing  elements  out 
of  sight  upon  society's  highway,  and,  by  having  them 
generally  in  secure  permanent  disciplinary  charge, 
prevent,  in  great  measure,  inter-marriage  and  the 
legacy  of  a  like  succession,  the  State  and  society 
would  be  eventually  great  gainers.  The  present  cost 
would  form  a  capital  account,  large  indeed,  but  well 
laid  out ;  as  the  succeeding  generation  would  emerge 
u23on  an  altogether  higher  social  platform.  Let  us 
glance  for  a  moment  at  both  sections  of  this  subject, 
the  criminal  and  the  mendicant. 

1.  Our  New  Policy  with  Crime. 

The  hardened  and  hopeless  criminal,  who  would  be  released 
only  to  reattack  society,  should  not  be  reallowed  the  oppor- 
tunity.— Author,  chap.  i. 

All  over  the  country,  and  more  especially  in  the 
great  metropolis,  there  existed  a  multitudinous  class 
of  professional  criminals.  These  were  mostly  them- 
selves the  descendants  of  criminals  before  them,  and 
they  were   mostly  rearing  descendants  of  their  own 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  171 

who  were  to  succeed  them.  These  persons  were 
everywhere,  and  in  almost  every  individual  case,  per- 
fectly vrell  known  to  the  respective  local  police,  which 
police,  ever  watching  these  wary  and  adroit  subjects, 
would  make  occasional  arrests  of  the  more  maladroit, 
who,  after,  in  most  cases,  some  brief  interval  of  seclu- 
sion, would  be  freely  restored  to  prey,  as  before,  upon 
society. 

Now  the  new  idea  as  to  all  this  professional  and 
hopeless  criminal  element,  was  that  on  every  reason- 
ably possible  occasion  it  should,  even  for  its  own 
good,  as  well  as  for  that  of  society  at  large,  be  placed 
permanently  under  lock  and  key.  If,  for  instance, 
there  was  solid  ground  for  believing  that  any  criminal, 
if  set  at  large,  would  only  forthwith  resume  his 
criminality,  why  do  him  the  injustice  to  set  him  at 
large  ?  No  doubt  criminals  had  their  rights ;  but 
it  now  began  to  be  seriously  thought  that  the  rights 
of  the  non-criminal  part  of  society  ought  to  have  an 
equal  consideration. 

This  new  and  extirpatory  method  with  crime  took 
its  initiatory  movement  as  far  back  as  the  last 
quarter  of  the  nineteenth  century,  when  the  casual 
or  non-professional  lawbreaker,  and  especially  the 
juvenile  first  offender,  began  to  be  strictly  distin- 
guished, and  kept  carefully  separate  from  the  hardened 
and  hopeless  professional.  The  new  policy  aimed 
to  deal  tenderly  with  all  the  former,  as  persons  who 
might  yet  be  even  good  citizens ;  but  to  permanently 
lock  up  the  latter,  as  persons  of  w^hom  there  could 
be  reasonably  no  such  hope.  From  this  correct 
beginning  w^e  graduated  onwards,  giving,  as  required, 
exceptional  powders  to  our^courts,  to  meet  all  excep- 


172  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HI^NCE. 

tional  cases.  There  had  been,  too  often  in  the  past, 
a  senselessly  absurd  miscarriage  of  justice,  where  the 
judge  or  magistrate  had  to  confess  that  the  atrocity 
of  the  case  before  him  could  not  be  adequately,  or 
even  perhaps  at  all,  reached  by  the  existing  law. 
Henceforth  he  himself  was  therefore  constituted  the 
exceptional  law  for  such  exceptional  cases ;  and  as 
all  courts  in  such  cases  were  open,  and  all  sentences 
revisable,  the  discretion  thus  confided,  while  much 
more  effectually  j)i'otecting  or  avenging  the  innocent, 
was  in  no  great  danger  of  abuse  towards  the  guilty. 

We  may  turn,  by  way  of  illustration,  to  one  glaring 
social  wrong,  which,  in  particular,  pressed  upon 
society  at  this  time  for  such  exceptional  remedies. 
This  was  the  terribly  prevalent,  and  hitherto  far  too 
safely  ^Dursued  system  of  deceiving,  seducing,  or  kid- 
napping young  women  for  immoral  purposes — a 
wrong  truly  more  awful  to  its  victims  than  the  foulest 
murder,  but  as  to  which,  in  its  various  ways  of 
devilish  ingenuity,  our  courts  had  too  often  to  confess 
that  they  stood  powerless  in  trying  to  apply  the 
actual  law.  One  chief  aim  also  was  "  to  protect  young 
girls  from  artifices  to  induce  them  to  lead  a  corrupt 
life."  This  whole  question,  in  fact,  was  in  the  con- 
dition of  a  continual  outrage  upon  society's  sense 
of  justice  and  humanity.  When  in  addition  to 
stricter  legal  enactment,  discretionary  power  was 
given  to  the  courts,  in  all  cases  of  this  kind,  to 
estimate  actual  offence  and  wrong-doing,  and  to 
award  accordingly,  the  evil  was  at  once  seized  by 
the  throat  and  virtually  put  an  end  to. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  173 


2.  As  TO  Begging  and  General  Vagabondage. 

A  great  wrong  to  the  poorer  classes  in  the  facility  to  lapse 
into  idle,  useless,  and  mendicant  life. — Author,  chap.  i. 

Towards  the  close  of  the  nineteenth  century,  this 
particular  form  of  the  evils  of  society  had  at  last 
culminated  into  the  intolerable.  The  different  autho- 
rities concerned,  or  which  ought  to  have  been  con- 
cerned, seemed  to  have  been  scared  by  the  irrepressible 
magnitude,  the  infectious  increase,  and  all  the  in- 
genious devices  of  the  ubiquitous  begging  element. 
In  and  about  London,  for  instance,  the  streets  and 
suburban  roads  were  thronged  with  beggars,  vigorously 
plying  their  one  common  vocation  under  all  varieties 
of  pretence.  One  vast  section  of  this  begging  element 
formed,  at  every  few  steps,  a  pervading  public  nuisance 
— somewhat  special  to  the  metropolis — by  its  impor- 
tunate solicitation  under  pretence  of  crossing-sweep- 
ing. And  yet,  the  object  being  simply  begging,  the 
streets  still  remained  unswept  in  presence  of  this 
countless  legion,  and  had  to  be  attended  to  in  this 
way  when  required,  just  as  though  the  said  legion 
had  no  existence.  The  whole  country  teemed  with 
idle  and  begging  and  thieving  tramps,  who  were 
too  often  able-bodied  persons,  refusing  work,  and 
ready  for  outrage,  if  needful,  to  back  their  demands. 
There  was,  besides,  a  wretched  gipsying  life,  which 
demoralized  and  discomforted  every  locality  it  suc- 
cessively visited.  The  professional  begging-letter 
impostor,  and  sundry  other  forms  of  begging  im- 
position, filled  up  the  unsavoury  and  unwholesome 
picture. 


174  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

The  state  was  at  length  aroused  to  take  in  hand 
this  entire  mendicancy  case,  in  common  with  that  of 
crime.  The  two  cases  had  a  strong  point  of  contact, 
and  the  management  of  the  one  merged  substantially 
into  that  of  the  other.  The  great  object  of  the  Govern- 
ment, in  facing  the  difficulties  of  this  question  was,  on 
the  one  hand,  the  adequate  and  discriminative  care 
for  all  real  poverty  or  destitution ;  and,  on  the  other, 
the  entire  abolition  of  indiscriminate,  irregular,  un- 
systematic charity.  But  it  was  not  proposed,  on  the 
Government's  part,  to  intervene  as  to  either  supplying 
the  necessary  funds,  or  assuming  the  management. 
On  the  contrary,  no  small  hope  of  the  new  system 
was  that  it  would  eventually  dispense  entirely  with 
the  degrading  and  demoralizing  public  Poor  Law,  a 
hoj)e  which  was,  indeed,  eventually  realized. 

The  proposed  new  system  consisted,  substantially, 
of  an  adequate  extension  of  the  then  best  subsisting 
forms  of  "  Charity  Organization."  The  State  in- 
augurated a  Ministry  of  Charity,  which  included,  for 
the  time,  the  old  Poor  Law  administration  ;  and  it 
thereupon  summoned  to  its  help  both  the  philan- 
thropic sentiment  and  the  united  systematic  effort 
of  the  whole  country.  The  great  aj^peal  was  not 
made  in  vain.  When  adequate  preparation  had  thus 
been  effected,  the  Government  issued  their  earnest 
exhortation,  amounting,  indeed,  to  parental  command, 
that  thenceforward  all  indiscriminate,  all  unsystematic 
charity  should  come  to  an  end. 

The  State  w^as  in  no  way  disposed  to  conceal  what 
it  was  about ;  so  that  there  was  ample  warning  to 
the  entire  begging  fraternity,  of  the  revolution  that 
was  about  to  fall  upon  them.     Nor  was  the  warning 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  175 


without  excellent  effect,  as  the  visible  commotion  in 
the  begging  ranks  showed,  towards  the  approach  of 
the  appointed  time.  A  huge  section  of  those  ranks, 
which  abhorred  regulated  charity  almost  as  much 
as  regular  work,  had  entirely  disappeared.  But 
although  enough  yet  remained  for  a  great  and  difficult 
task,  yet  the  work  was  manfully  encountered,  and 
successfully  dealt  with.  Distress  and  destitution  were 
not  only  everywhere  systematically  relieved,  but  every- 
where even  systematically  and  successfully  sought  out. 
A  very  chief  object  of  the  new  system  was  the  care  of 
all  the  more  destitute  of  the  young.  The  State,  as 
the  common  parent,  and  with  reference  to  the  maturer 
life  ahead,  and  the  succession  which  it  would  certainly 
leave  behind,  was  wisely  concerned  for  this  exposed 
section  of  its  great  family. 

The  stream  of  national  voluntary  charity,  thus 
systematically  directed,  proved,  in  the  event,  always 
ample  for  its  work ;  nor  were  ministering  heads  and 
hands  ever  in  any  short  supply.  In  this  new  and 
discriminative  field  of  charity,  all  those  who,  by  age 
or  infirmity,  were  past  work  were  duly  cared  for ;  the 
able  and  willing  were  helped  into  work  ;  the  able  but 
unwilling  were  coercively  and  reformatively  dealt 
with.  If  the  scene  had  opened  with  a  crowd  of  help- 
lessness that  might  well  have  overwhelmed  the  liveliest 
charity,  yet,  with  each  successive  year's  experience 
and  amelioration,  the  case  became  more  and  more 
manageable,  imtil,  at  least,  in  the  succeeding  genera- 
tion, every  serious  difficulty,  in.  the  great  original 
problem,  had  entirely  disappeared. 


176  a  thousand  years  hence. 

Yet  one  more  Step  of  Advance  and  Eeform. 

The  old  phrase  that  ''  John  Bull  could  do  nothing 
without  a  dinner,"  represented  a  national  weakness  of 
our  public  life,  which  was  happily  to  come  to  an  end 
with  the  busier  and  better  life  he  entered  upon  in  the 
twentieth  century.  Our  gross  and  costly,  time-wast- 
ing, and  health-injuring  habit  of  incessant  and  uni- 
versal public  dinner- stuffing  was  no  longer  either 
consistent  or  possible  after  the  nineteenth  century. 
We  had  then  too  many  other  and  higher  objects  in 
hand.  Accordingly,  this  habit  expired  in  favour  of 
one  much  less  costly  and  more  edifying,  that,  namely, 
of  social  and  intellectual  evening  gatherings,  where 
the  "  refreshments  "  were  of  the  simplest,  and  in  no 
way  or  degree  of  obstructive  effect  as  regarded  the 
other  and  chief  objects  of  the  assemblage. 

This  change  of  the  taste  and  fashion  of  the  time 
was  remarkable  chiefly  for  introducing  a  practically 
open  door  system  of  evening  receptions,  on  the  part 
of  the  leading  persons,  official,  scientific,  or  others  of 
the  day ;  a  system  which  developed  into  a  great 
national  institution  and  political  and  social  resource 
of  the  twentieth  and  succeeding  centuries.  In  exjDla- 
nation  further  of  this  decided  change  in  our  old  social 
and  somewhat  exclusive  ways,  we  must  bear  in  mind 
that  society  had  become,  by  this  time,  much  broader 
and  more  inclusive,  by  the  universal  diffusion  of 
education,  as  well  as  of  a  fairly  well-off  condition,  and 
of  those  good  manners  and  that  sense  of  proprieties, 
which  made  such  open  sociability  enjoyable,  and 
indeed  possible.  We  had  also  the  benefit  of  a  much 
freer  and  more   frequent  intermixture  with  foreign 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  177 


society  outside  of  us ;  for,  with  all  the  improved 
locomotion  of  the  age,  travelling  was  our  universal 
resort  for  all  classes  and  all  circumstances.  And, 
again,  the  visits  which  we  thus  increasingly  paid  to 
our  neighbours  far  and  near,  began  also  to  be  as 
cordially  and  fully  reciprocated  by  them. 

Ministerial  receptions  of  this  comprehensive  kind 
became,  in  particular,  the  feature  of  the  time ;  and 
when  the  palatial  accommodations,  furnished  by 
our  centralized  public  office  system,  became  available, 
these  great  assemblages  at  once  assumed  the  character 
of  a  grand  national  institution.  The  science,  the 
progress,  the  general  intelligence  of  the  time  were 
ever  there  freshly  represented.  The  effectual  shorten- 
ing of  parliamentary  sittings  by  the  "  Special  Han- 
sard "  method,  akeady  alluded  to,  was  eminently 
favourable  to  this  new  politico-social  departure.  The 
wearied  minister  in  '*  The  House  "  could  be  promptly 
refreshed  by  a  short  walk  through  the  great  corridors 
of  the  national  edifice,  transferring  him,  mind  and 
body,  from  the  graver  to  the  lighter  sphere,  within 
still  timely  evening  hours,  and  all  underneath  one 
and  the  same  roof.  These  official  intermingHngs  and 
receptions  became  at  last  the  business  and  social 
resource  of  every  evening  all  the  year  round,  and  the 
pleasant  scene  where  the  highest  and  the  humblest  of 
society  met  together  for  mutual  acquaintance,  edifica- 
tion, and  good- will. 

An  Enemy   still   Capturing    our    Territory,    even 

AFTER    the    entire    CESSATION    OF    WaR. 

All   along   our   coasts,   such  as  these   coasts   still 
\eie,   at    this    stage    of    my   retrospect,    and    more 

N 


178  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

especially  the  southern  and  south-eastern,  were  the 
evidences  that  the  sea,  in  past  times,  had  been  un- 
remittingly busy,  and  almost  without  let  or  hindrance, 
in  swallowing  up  the  land.  Even  up  to,  and  during, 
the  nineteenth  century,  we  took  these  repeated  losses 
of  national  territory  with  remarkable  composure.  A 
very  different  spirit  had  come  over  us  in  the  twentieth 
century ;  that  spirit,  namely,  which  sent  us  reclaim- 
ing and  embanking,  in  order  to  get  back  all  that  we 
could  of  those  terrible  ocean  robberies  of  the  past. 
Precautions  were  everywhere  prescribed  by  authority, 
so  that  no  such  national  calamity  and  national 
scandal  as  a  landslip  into  the  sea  should  now,  by  any 
possibility,  occur. 

Nevertheless,  the  atrocious  incident  in  question  did 
once  more  happen,  and  at  a  time  also  that  was  even 
far  into  the  twentieth  century.  When  the  people 
awoke  one  morning  to  learn  that,  during  the  night,  a 
score  of  acres  of  our  southern  coast  had  suddenly 
subsided  and  slipped  into  the  Channel  waves,  grief 
and  regret  first,  and  then  high  indignation,  filled 
every  mind.  The  Government  of  the  day  felt  as  much 
concerned  as  though  a  great  political  crisis  had  come 
upon  them,  a  crisis  which  might  possibly  end  in 
turning  them  out  of  office.  All  the  proprietors  of  the 
coast  had  long  ago  been  bound,  under  heavy  penalties, 
to  report  at  once  upon  the  slightest  symptoms  of  land- 
sli^Dping,  and  such  an  event  had  thus  become  as  rare 
as  it  was  unwelcome.  Happily,  on  this  occasion,  for 
all  the  reputations  that  were  in  jeopardy,  some  hidden 
natural  causes  were  proved  to  have  been  at  their  under- 
mining work,  and  thus  proprietor  and  Government 
were  alike  delivered  from  some  serious  consequences. 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE.  179 

A  Trade  Union  Strike  at  the  end  of  the  Twentieth 

Century. 

Some  prophets  would  have  confidently  gone  for  an 
entire  cessation  of  strikes,  under  the  anticipated 
advanced  features  of  the  twentieth  century.  The 
working  classes,  they  might  have  thought,  would,  by 
that  time,  by  help  of  sound  economic  progress,  have 
managed  to  arrange  their  differences  in  some  other 
way.  Nevertheless,  a  notable  strike  did  occur  at  the 
advanced  time  I  have  indicated ;  and  its  particulars, 
which  I  am  about  to  give,  are  somewhat  special  and 
cm'ious,  as  well  as  illustrative  of  that  particular  time. 
The  illustrious  Yellowly  had  not  overlooked  strikes  in 
his  reforming  efforts.  He,  in  fact,  entirely  approved 
the  principle  of  strikes,  as  a  last  resort.  He  only 
disapproved  of  that  lax  or  hasty  procedure  which 
resulted  in  his  class  being  the  losing  party,  and  thus 
proving  that  there  ought  not  to  have  been,  for  such 
occasions,  the  national  as  well  as  special  loss  of  a 
strike.  The  notable  strike,  which  I  am  now  to  record, 
ended,  in  Yellowly's  justifying  way,  by  the  success  of 
the  strikers.  And  yet  it  had  no  unpleasant  features 
for  either  side,  and  was  otherwise  quite  characteristic 
of  the  advanced  methods,  as  well  as  the  larger  scale 
of  the  business  works  of  those  times,  as  compared 
with  the  times  preceding  them.  The  thing  happened 
in  this  way. 

The  great  special  trust,  which  had  been  created  for 
the  embankment  and  reclamation  of  the  Thames' 
mouth,  was,  by  this  time  at  full  work ;  and  one  of  its 
contracts — engaging  for  a  thousand  million  gross  of 
the   extra-sized,   everlasting,   sea-resisting   composite 


180  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

brick — had  been  taken,  under  competitive  public 
tender,  by  several  conjoined  co-operative  partnerships 
of  working  brickmakers.  The  quick  turn-over,  by 
means  of  universally  applied  machinery,  made  pos- 
sible the  working  of  great  contracts  of  such  a  kind 
upon  comparatively  small  capital,  and  thus  gave,  in 
one  direction  at  least,  a  decided  advantage  to  these 
co-partners,  whose  individual  members  were  them- 
selves the  direct  labour  element  in  the  business.  By 
this  time,  also,  brickmaking  had  entirely  emerged 
from  its  old  toil  and  drudgery ;  while,  by  aid  of  ever 
improving  machinery,  the  outjDut  had  become  so 
enormously  increased,  expedited,  and  cheapened,  that 
bricks  of  all  sorts  and  sizes  were  being  used  well-nigh 
everywhere  and  for  everything ;  so  that  this  trade,  in 
particular,  had  thus  advanced  to  altogether  unpre- 
cedented proportions,  importance,  and  prosperity. 

In  the  present  case,  the  successful  tenderers  had 
based  their  close  calculations  mainly  upon  the  help 
of  certain  recently  improved  portions  of  brickmaking 
machinery,  which  were  only  to  be  had  of  the  very  best 
quahty  across  the  Atlantic,  and  from  whence,  of 
course,  they  had  been  duly  ordered.  But  although,  at 
that  time,  our  shipping  was  alike  powerful,  commodious 
and  safe,  to  an  unprecedented  degree,  the  storms,  as 
well  as  other  meteorologic  extremes  of  the  old  times,  had 
not  yet  been  tamed  down,  as  at  present,  by  our  great 
sea-reclaiming  processes,  which  have  so  contracted 
the  evaporable  surface,  and  diminished  that  cloud 
and  vapour  of  our  atmosphere,  which  was  wont  to  be 
concerned  in  such  pranks  with  our  weather.  On  this 
particular  occasion,  so  terrible  a  storm  arose,  that  all 
the  finer  brickmaking  machinery  in  question,  handy 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  181 

as  it  lay  upon  the  deck  for  prompt  discharge,  and 
immediate  appHcation  to  use,  was  either  knocked  to 
pieces  or  washed  overboard. 

Well,  the  strike  was  directed  against  the  application 
of  strict  contract  time,  under  these  unavoidable  cir- 
cumstances, and  against  the  heavier  work  to  which 
human  backs  must  be  subjected,  if  the  contract  supply 
must  go  on,  without  awaiting  the  effective  aid  of  the 
special  machinery  in  question,  which  machinery  had, 
of  course,  been  at  once  reordered  from  Massachusetts, 
on  the  occasion  of  the  loss  above  mentioned.  The 
trust  was  to  suffer  damage,  because,  in  default  of  the 
large  brick  supply,  just  at  the  exact  stipulated  time, 
much  other  engaged  work  was  kept  waiting.  But  the 
great  Brickmakers'  Union  stood  firm  to  principle, 
and  was  duly  justified  in  its  course  by  the  arbitration 
which  followed.  The  backbone  of  iron  and  steel,  at 
once  cheap  and  enduring,  uncomplaining  and  unsuffer- 
ing,  had  now  been  definitively  substituted  for  that 
of  our  more  sensitive  humanity,  in  all  the  rougher 
sections  of  the  work  of  progress  ;  and  to  descend  from 
this  needful  and  appropriate  elevation  and  protection 
was  alike  injurious  to,  and  unworthy  of,  our  high 
civilization. 


182  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


CHAPTEE  IX. 

THE     TWENTY-FIBST     CENTURY  :     ITS    ILLUSTRATION     BY    A 
PROGRESS    OF   PRINCIPLES. 

Reed  would  sketch  out  the  National  Church  of  the  future. 
— Author,  chap.  i. 

One  of  Yellowly's  great  aims  was  the  institution  of  a  permanent 
representative  National  Trades  Union,  as  a  High  Court  of 
Appeal  in  union  life. — Ibid. 

There  was  a  grand  material  progress  in  this  twenty- 
first  century,  which  excelled  that  of  the  twentieth  as 
much  as  the  twentieth  excelled  the  nineteenth,  and 
the  nineteenth  the  centuries  that  preceded  it.  But 
leaving  that  to  be  understood  or  estimated  by  the 
reader  from  the  allusions  in  preceding  chapters,  I 
shall  devote  the  present  chapter  rather  to  certain 
national  institutions,  and  their  condition  as  character- 
istic of  the  times ;  and  I  would  begin,  as  a  good 
Churchman  ought,  with — 

Our  National  Church — as  it  appeared  and  fared 
IN  this  Twenty-first  Century  of  our  Era. 

Just  up  to  the  twentieth  century,  the  prominent 
idea  of  a  national  Church,  in  popular  estimation,  was 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  183 


that  of  a  bundle  of  privileges.  The  environing  warmth 
of  privilege  seemed  to  be  of  the  very  life's  essence  of 
the  Church.  To  possess  and  maintain  distinctively 
for  her  members,  privileges — pecuniary,  political, 
ecclesiastical — which  others  of  the  community,  outside 
her  religious  pale,  had  not,  seemed  the  main  triumph 
of  good  churchmanship.  I  have  already  alluded  to 
the  first  great  blow,  happily  and  successfully  struck, 
and,  to  the  Church's  great  credit,  struck  from  within 
her  own  body,  at  this  very  low  system.  The  success 
of  this  first  step,  on  behalf  of  the  Church's  standing 
and  influence,  was  so  remarkable,  that  others  after- 
wards followed,  in  the  anti-temporalities  war  of  those 
times,  until  the  Church  could  at  length  claim  that 
she  stood  upon  her  own  inherent  strength,  with  no 
privilege  whatever  that  was  not  equally  attainable 
by  any  other  religious  body  of  the  common  country. 
This  lofty  and  independent  position  prepared  her  for 
a  further  movement,  which  proved  of  the  highest 
importance  for  her  future  extension  and  usefulness. 

Many  questions  had  been  accumulating  for  the 
Church  in  those  times,  arising,  on  the  one  hand,  out 
of  advanced  science  and  biblical  criticism,  and,  on 
the  other,  out  of  the  old  contention  as  to  Tradition 
versus  Scripture.  Protestantism  arose  to  replace  the 
latter  in  supremacy;  while  historical  research  over 
the  ground  of  Church  and  Episcopate  had  latterly 
shown  that,  however  convenient  and  suitable  as  a 
human  development,  these  must  not  take  precedence 
of  ''  The  Word  of  God."  Was  our  national  Church, 
therefore,  truly  Protestant  in  this  sense  ;  or,  abhorring 
the  very  name,  as  her  very  "  High  "  section  would 
express  it,  did  she  contradictorily  follow  suit  with  her 


184  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


cast-off  progenitor  at  the  Vatican,  in  placing  the 
Church's  authority  above  that  of  Scripture,  and  thus 
committing  herself  to  an  independent  highway  of  her 
own  ? 

If,  then,  the  Church,  with  Scripture  in  one  hand, 
and  her  Prayer-book  in  the  other,  must  needs  revise 
her  position,  might  she  not  invite  the  whole  Christian 
people  to  her  help  ?  While  we  still  called  ourselves 
the  National  Church,  yet,  from  one  cause  and  another, 
one-half  of  the  nation,  or  more,  was  outside  our  pale. 
Here  was  a  grand  opportunity  ;  and  the  large-minded 
primate  of  that  day  fully  appreciated  all  its  possi- 
bilities, when  he  made  his  memorable  national  appeal 
for  the  reconstruction  of  a  national  church  upon  the 
sole  basis  of  Scripture.  There  was,  to  begin  with, 
a  frank  acknowledgment,  in  the  interests  of  historic 
truth,  that  the  original  "EpiscojDUs"  of  the  earlier 
church  was  not  what  time  and  society's  developments 
had  afterwards  made  him. 

This  national  appeal  was  not  made  in  vain.  The 
tendency  of  the  new  movement  was  towards  col- 
lecting all  the  steady  religious  elements  into  a 
great  national  church.  If  the  old  distinctive  sects 
still  survived,  they  were  comparatively  dwarfed 
in  numerical  membership  and  influence,  resembling 
a  narrow  but  varied  border  to  the  great  central 
floor  of  society.  These  small  but  zealous  bodies 
were  ever  attacking  and  denouncing  the  central 
mass ;  but  even  still  more  were  they  at  eternal  strife 
with  each  other.  There  was,  as  one  remarkable 
feature,  a  large  accession  of  the  "  Liberal  Catholic  " 
element,  a  section  which  had  latterly  been  at  in- 
creasing variance  with  the  Ultramontane  extremes  of 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  185 


the  Eoman  Church.  We  shall  again  meet  with  our 
reconstituted  National  Church  further  on,  and  see 
how  she  then  also  fared. 

The  United  National  Trades  Union,  and  its  First 
Centenary  of  the  Death  of  Yellowly. 

Ere  the  great  Yellowly  had  quitted  the  world,  he 
had  succeeded  in  a  chief  object  of  his  life,  namely, 
the  creation  of  a  great  permanent,  national,  repre- 
sentative trades  union.  It  was  by  means  of  such  a 
body — created  out  of,  and  representing,  all  the  other 
like  bodies — that  he  hoped  best  to  reform  all  the 
latter,  and  rid  them  of  all  the  erroneous  or  vicious 
tendencies,  which  had  heretofore  limited  their  mem- 
bership, and  weakened  their  influence.  Success 
followed  his  efforts,  and  when  he  finally  closed  a 
long  and  busy  life,  he  had  left  behind  him  a  system 
that  promised  to  work  to  the  credit  and  well-being 
of  his  order  and  of  his  country.  One  hundred  years 
had  rolled  over  since  that  time,  and  it  was  now  the 
duty  of  the  great  union  president  of  the  day  to 
celebrate  the  first  centenary  of  the  death  of  the 
honoured  founder.  In  abridged  form  I  give  some  few 
of  his  more  striking  observations. 

Address  of  its  President. 

The  president  remarked  that  there  were  three 
different  subjects  to  notice  in  this  proposed  retrospect. 
First,  he  would  look  at  their  own  advance,  which,  as 
a  representative  union,  they  had  accomplished  by 
following    the    lines   laid   down   for    them  by  their 


186  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

illustrious  founder.  Next,  he  would  consider  the 
progress  of  their  country  as  to  certain  leading  ques- 
tions, in  which  they  were  interested  on  hehalf  of  the 
great  body  of  the  people,  and  as  to  which  they  had 
been  able  to  intervene  with  decided  and  beneficial 
effect.  And,  lastly,  he  would  extend  his  view  to  the 
general  aspect,  alike  of  his  own  country,  and  of  the 
world  at  large,  in  all  that  enlivening  race  of  progress 
upon  which  both  were  now  surely  embarked. 

The  Union's  Eeforms. 

Yellowly's  prime  rule  ever  was,  that  union  principles 
and  union  action  should  be  unchallengable.  Besides 
being  the  right  thing  in  itself,  this  was  almost  even 
more  for  them,  as  the  sure  and  only  highway  to  that 
influence  and  power  which  ought  to  be,  and  which 
might  be,  wielded  by  a  section  of  society  so  indis- 
pensable and  numerically  so  great  as  theirs.  The 
ju'esident  then  pointed  out,  in  his  comparative  sketch, 
the  narrow,  selfish,  and  altogether  unworthy  aspect 
of  many  of  the  union  rules  and  practices,  as  they 
stood  in  the  nineteenth  century.  But  as  their  order 
had  long  since  emerged  from  all  this  mass  of  inferiority 
and  weakness,  there  was  the  less  need  to  sacrifice 
much  time  and  thought  upon  it  now.  Yellowly  had 
especially  set  his  face  against  every  kind  and  form 
of  union  coercion ;  and,  by  his  persistent  efforts  in  this 
direction,  he  had  altered  the  entire  union  constitution, 
so  as  to  convert  membership  into  a  valued  privilege, 
instead  of  a  coercive  inclusion.  His  effective  lever 
in  all  his  high  class  reforms  was  this  great  repre- 
sentative National  Trades  Union,  which,  as  his  own 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  187 

special  creation,  now  remains  the  monument  of  his 
sagacious  foresight,  to  fulfil  the  duties  of  a  High  Court 
of  Appeal  in  all  union  life. 

Its  Political  Intervention  and  Eesults. — Some 
Chief  Political  Questions  of  the  Day. 

This  intervention,  under  all  the  cii*cumstances,  was 
altogether  inevitable.  Public  questions  of  the  most 
vital  kind  came  up  to  the  front  in  quick  succession, 
towards  the  close  of  the  nineteenth,  and  during  the 
twentieth  centuiy.  The  settlement  of  these  questions, 
in  directions  most  favourable  to  progress,  and  to  the 
well-being  of  the  masses  of  the  people,  was  only  one 
part  of  the  case.  Another  part,  not  less  important, 
was  that  there  should  be  prompt  settlement,  so  as 
to  give  the  benefits  of  victory,  and  of  the  new  order 
of  things,  to  the  generation  which  fought  the  battles. 
As  regarded  legislation  in  particular,  this  expediting 
work  had  been  rendered  possible  to  us  by  the  "  Special 
Hansard  "  facilities,  which  Parliament  had  latterly 
adopted,  and  of  which  mention  has  already  been 
made. 

This  authoritative  intervention  on  our  part  in  these 
questions,  remarked  the  president,  opened  quite  a 
new  era  to  the  great  body  of  the  working  classes. 
When  they  had  successfully  set  their  own  house  in 
order,  their  views  as  to  the  great  edifice  of  the  nation 
were  given  with  the  more  self-confidence,  and  listened 
to  with  the  more  attention  and  good-will.  It  must 
be  remembered,  too^  that  the  vast  union  membership 
consisted  now,  throughout,  of  well  educated  and  fairly 
well-off  persons  ;    and  that,  as  the  rule,  the  unions 


188  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 

possessed  considerable  funds,  which  were,  in  most 
cases,  wisely  used. 

One  of  our  earliest  and  hardest  battles  was  to 
secure  to  the  whole  people  the  facilities  and  benefits 
of  the  decimal  and  metric  system.  The  strain  in  the 
first  step  was  ever  the  block  in  the  way  here  ;  and 
but  for  our  imperative  intervention,  the  hesitation  of 
the  country  might  have  indefinitely  postponed  that 
preliminary  crisis,  which  each  year's  delay  in  the 
advancing  society  was  only  to  render  of  the  greater 
dimensions.  With  our  unsystematic  and  confused 
moneys  and  weights  and  measures,  we  resembled  a 
man  with  all  his  limbs  out  of  joint,  but  who  stood 
shivering  and  hesitating  over  the  indispensable  pre- 
liminary wrench,  which  was  to  set  him  to  rights. 
The  "  permissive "  system  having  failed,  the  com- 
pulsory must  be  resorted  to.  The  general  diffusion 
of  education,  by  the  time  our  successful  action  opened 
in  this  case,  had  a  decided  effect,  alike  in  mitigating 
first  difficulties,  and  abbreviating  the  trying  interval 
of  transition  from  the  old  to  the  new  system.  In  thus 
practically  superseding  multiplication  and  division 
in  the  daily  arithmetic  of  the  people's  life  and  busi- 
ness, we  appreciably  unhandicapped  the  entire  in- 
dustrial front,  and  thenceforth  sent  the  country 
onwards  at  a  goodly  increase  of  pace. 

In  fiscal  policy,  again,  we  held  successfully  for  two 
leading  principles.  Public  revenue,  in  countries  so 
settled,  populous,  and  wealthy  as  ours,  should  by  this 
time  be  levied,  mainly  if  not  indeed  whoUy,  from 
only  two  sources,  which  ought  to  prove  always 
sufficient.  First,  from  realized  property,  seeing  that 
the  costly  fabric  of  government  was  substantially  for 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  189 

the  protection  and  interests  of  property ;  and,  second, 
out  of  that  continually  advancing  value  of  the  country's 
real  estate,  of  which  the  j)eople,  as  a  whole,  should 
thus  enjoy  some  share  or  small  percentage,  seeing 
it  is  mainly  due  to  their  increasing  numbers  and 
industrial  wealth-creating  attainments. 

The  great  and  varied  Land  Question  opened  early 
upon  us,  and  our  union  was  able  to  bear  with  decided 
and  beneficial  effect  upon  its  settlement.  The  con- 
current Irish  Land  Question  had  a  certain  confusing 
effect,  which  we  were  useful  in  dissipating.  In  the 
exceptional  Irish  measure,  the  principle  was  "  Justice 
to  the  people ;  "  in  the  other  and  more  ordinary  case 
it  was  "  Justice  to  the  land."  The  land  must  yield 
its  greatest  and  best  return  by  passing  freely  to  the 
hands  that  could  best  use  it.  The  court  to  settle 
"fair  rent"  must  therefore,  as  the  rule,  continue  to 
be,  as  in  every  other  industrial  direction,  the  court 
of  open  competition.  If  John  Smith  can't  get  ^0500 
a  year  out  of  the  land,  and  John  Jones  can,  Jones 
must,  of  the  two,  have  the  farm,  if  we  mean  justice 
to  the  land;  otherwise  we  are  back  to  ''protection," 
in  its  most  injurious  form  of  artificially  restricted 
production.  There  are  exceptions,  however,  to  every 
general  rule,  and  we  had  repeatedly  to  back  the 
"  crofters' "  case,  when  it  reached  the  character  and 
magnitude  of  a  public  question,  and  when,  as  being 
thus  akin  to  the  Irish  case,  it  claimed  some  like  deal- 
ing. When  the  question  is  the  forcible  expulsion  of 
multitudes  of  our  people  from  cherished  ancestral 
homes,  the  possibility  of  some  other  arrangement 
should  not  be  beneath  public  concernment,  and  accord- 
ingly the  Trust  System  found  on  occasion  its  genial 


190  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

application  here,  to  the  content  and  comfort  of 
multitudes  of  homes.  But  keeping  in  view,  as  our 
main  principle,  this  said  justice  to  the  land,  it  was 
comparatively  easy  to  attain  suitable  land  measures. 

There  was  no  long  battle  over  primogeniture, 
entails,  and  the  other  remnants  of  an  old  feudality, 
which  had  admittedly  fallen  out  of  consonance  with 
modern  sentiment  and  social  conditions.  The  public 
law,  at  any  rate,  must  not  deal  injustice  in  family 
inheritance,  whatever  may  be  allowed  to  private 
authority.  And,  again,  the  dead  hand  must  be 
entirely  lifted  off  the  living  world.  Those  who  quitted 
the  world  must  not  hamper  and  trammel  those  left 
in  its  charge.  And,  again,  the  vicious  habit  of  pro- 
vision-making for  heirs  and  descendants,  instead  of 
allowing  them  the  healthful  stimulus  of  fighting  their 
own  way  in  the  world,  must  be  further  checked  by 
strict  limitation  to  persons  actually  in  life.  This 
form  of  injustice  to  the  country's  future,  as  well  as 
to  the  individual  himself,  must  not  be  perpetrated 
upon  the  unborn. 

While  we  in  the  mother  country  were  still  in  the 
throes  of  vexations  and  interminable  discussions  over 
our  complex  land  title,  after  repeated  failure  of 
permissive  and  tentative  measures,  our  colonial 
children  were  already  in  the  full  enjoyment  of  public 
registry  of  title,  and  the  consequent  prompt  and 
inexpensive  land  dealing.  Our  suggestion  that  the 
State  should  undertake,  and  at  once,  to  clear  the 
title  for  the  whole  country  was  adopted.  The  State 
was  duly  at  work,  "  clearing  and  registering  title  " 
everywhere,  with  all  the  promptitude  possible  to  so 
huge   a  work,   to   the   boundless   advantage   of   the 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.  191 

country,  and  satisfaction  of  the  people  ;  and  the  State 
was  afterwards  readily  and  fully  reimbursed  by  a 
small  fee  upon  the  countless  land  transfers  that 
followed. 

For  many  preceding  years  a  theoretical  jangle  had 
been  kept  up  as  to  how  far  such  facilities  would 
promote  small  landholding,  and  as  to  the  advantage 
of  such  landholding,  and  so  on.  But  the  State's 
chief  concern  and  duty  in  the  matter  was  simply  to 
remove  obstruction.  The  marked  and  promj)t  result 
of  this  removal  was,  that  the  land  fell  freely  to  those 
hands  which  could  use  it  to  most  purpose,  and  that 
the  whole  country  acquired,  in  consequence,  a  decided 
impetus  to  its  forward  pace  and  prosperity. 

Other  great  questions  did  beset  us,  continued  the 
president.  Should  there  be  nationalization  of  the 
land,  or  even,  as  a  less  extreme  alternative,  a  coercive 
Hmitation  of  landholding,  in  our  comparatively 
narrow  and  crowded  area?  Provocation  for  inter- 
vention was  not  wanting,  more  especially  in  that 
partial  and  hugely  unequal  landholding  and  distribu- 
tion of  wealth,  which  the  public  law  had  still  fostered, 
long  after  the  circumstances  of  society  had  belied  it. 
The  ancient  baron,  on  his  great  estate,  had  five 
hundred  retainers,  ready  to  turn  out  with  their  lordly 
head  to  the  battle-field.  But  the  modern  lord  had 
turned  all  these  into  domestics,  who,  in  their  modern 
emasculation,  kept  their  master's  palace  and  kitchen 
gardens,  and  cooked  his  dinner.  But  now  the  entire 
abolition  of  the  law's  injurious  fostering  restrictions 
was  deemed  sufficient.  He  was  happy  to  record  the 
moderation  and  good  practical  common  sense  with 
which    his    co-unionists    opposed    all    extreme    and 


192  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

upsetting  propositions.  The  nationalization  project, 
in  particular,  which  they  rejected,  got  no  support 
from  the  example  of  countries  which,  like  Switzer- 
land, had  long  freed  themselves  from  old  traditional 
land  conditions,  or  which,  like  the  United  States  of 
America,  had  never  been  subject  to  them.  Two 
conditions,  however,  were  successfully  contended  for 
on  behalf  of  the  whole  people.  First,  that  every 
requirement  of  land  that  could  reasonably  claim  a 
public  interest  or  object,  must  be  allowed ;  of  course, 
on  due  and  full  compensation.  Second,  that  all  land, 
while  still  in  its  natural  unimproved  state,  must  be, 
or  continue  to  be,  open  to  the  public.  It  was 
intolerable  that,  for  instance,  a  handful  of  proprietary 
should,  on  any  consideration  whatever,  fence  out  the 
people  from  the  wild  mountains  and  glens  of  their 
native  land.  No  plea  should  be  allowed  here,  any 
more  than  to  the  ordinary  thief,  on  the  ground  of 
time  and  non-disturbance.  And  even  if  fancy  values, 
at  times  and  places,  did  suffer  somewhat  under  this 
open  commonage,  the  whole  people  might  fairly  plead, 
per  contra,  their  gift  of  that  unearned  increment  of 
value,  which  was  admittedly  so  effective  everywhere 
in  the  other  direction. 

A  New  Order  of  Eank — National  and  International. 

E-ank  was  to  be  on  personal  basis,  the  hereditary  to  die  out. — 
Author,  chap,  i.,  etc. 

The  altered  conditions  of  society  had  brought  upon 
us,  by  this  time,  a  decided  change  in  the  national 
sentiment  in  respect  to  social  precedence  and  public 
rank.     Alas  !  that  it  must  no  longer  be  that  "  Eng- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  193 

land  loves  a  lord,"  if  there  be  nothing  else  than  the 
title  in  his  lordship.  In  the  old  times,  when  the 
mass  of  the  people  existed  in  ignorance,  poverty,  and 
degradation,  the  headship  of  the  country,  and  its 
property  as  well,  were  easily  secured  by  a  comparative 
few,  who  formed  a  hereditary  monarchy  and  nobility. 
But  the  people  have  since  advanced  to  more  equality 
of  condition  with  those  thus  originally  and  hereditarily 
above  them ;  and  the  tendency  has  consequently  been 
to  disparage  the  hereditary  element,  and  advance  that 
of  real  and  personal  quality. 

A  somewhat  odd  mixture,  arising  out  of  the  past 
combination  of  the  new  with  the  old  idea,  now  pre- 
sented itself  to  the  reforming  mind  of  the  country. 
The  Public  Eank  of  the  time  might  be  viewed  as  of 
four  distinguishing  kinds.  First,  there  were  those 
who  stood  solely  and  entirely  upon  personal  deserts, 
who  mostly  led  the  world's  business  and  the  world's 
science,  but  whose  rank  was  usually  of  the  humblest. 
Indeed,  the  energetic  and  commanding  minds,  by 
which  the  world's  progress  was  mainly  carried  on, 
were  usually  the  least  of  all  represented  there. 
Second,  those  who,  although  not  conspicuous  in  the 
personal  element  in  particular,  were  of  noticeable 
wealth,  or  had  bestowed  some  of  their  means  upon 
some  noticeable  public  object.  Third,  those  who  had 
the  happy  luck  to  be  in  prominent  office  on  the 
occasion  of  national  events,  such  as  a  royal  visit  or 
birth  or  marriage,  or  the  opening  of  a  park,  a  bridge, 
a  railway,  or  other  chance-medley  of  the  progress  of 
their  time.  And  lastly  came  the  culmination  of  rank 
in  those  who  had  no  concernment  whatever  ^with 
personal  quality  or  services  or  national  progress,  >vho 

o 


194  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

simply  inherited  their  status,  and  who,  if  personal 
merits  hapjDened  to  be  originally  in  their  case,  ac- 
counted themselves  all  the  higher  in  rank  the  further 
they  were  removed  from  such  originating  and  raw 
personality. 

Here,  then,  was  a  royal  medley  of  rank,  which, 
with  every  succeeding  year,  was  less  in  accord  with 
the  common-sense  of  the  day,  and  beginning  at  last 
to  be  suggestive  of  the  ludicrous.  The  greatest 
intellects  and  chief  moving  spirits  of  the  time  stood 
in  the  same  rank  with  nobodies ;  or  the  latter,  as 
it  chanced,  might  be  the  men  of  rank,  and  the 
former  not.  When  these  former  began  very  gene- 
rally to  decline  to  enter  such  indiscriminate  com- 
pany, the  time  had  come  for  sweeping  away  the 
entire  old  fabric.  A  great  national  order  of  merit 
was  instituted  in  its  place,  w^hose  positions  were 
the  fruit  solely  of  personal  qualities  and  deeds,  and 
whose  gradations  constituted  the  sole  public  rank  of 
the  country.  And,  again,  when  the  jDrogress  in 
countries  outside  of  us,  taking  the  same  direction  as 
our  own,  had  also  followed  us  in  the  like  new  institu- 
tion of  public  rank,  there  succeeded  an  international 
agreement,  by  which  the  great  minds  of  each  country 
were  marshalled  forth  into  international  prominence, 
and  were  thus  constituted  into  an  international 
nobility. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  195 


Woman's  Position  in  Society. 

Yellowly  was  a  strong  advocate  of  woman's  rights. — Author, 
chap.  i. 

In  the  more  delicate  needs  of  life,  the  one  sex  being  ex- 
posed to  the  other  was  never  without  sacrifice. — Ihid,  chap.  i. 

We  had  inherited  from  our  founder,  continued  the 
president,  a  care  for  the  honour  and  the  interests  of 
woman,  and  a  charge  to  give  to  her  all  possible  help, 
in  her  battle  with  society  for  equality  of  rights  with 
the  man.  Well,  the  woman  has  fought  her  battle, 
and  has  gained  it ;  and  society  is  all  the  better  for 
the  victory,  in  the  interests  ahke  of  its  business,  its 
science,  and  its  higher  social  concernments.  He  went 
on  to  say  that,  if  the  moral  fibre  of  society  had  been 
distinctly  strengthened  by  that  reformed  university 
life,  to  which  allusion  has  been  already  made,  yet 
further  and  yet  more  directly  was  this  the  case  in  all 
those  educational  and  other  arrangements,  which  now 
freely  permitted  the  ministration  of  woman  in  all  the 
delicate  duties  of  her  own  sex's  needs.  The  husband 
•of  to-day  would  as  soon  think  of  exposing  the  grace 
and  purity  of  his  young  wife,  in  the  honours  and 
pangs  of  her  maternity,  to  the  indiscriminate  gaze 
of  the  streets,  as  of  exposing  her  to  any  one  not  of 
her  own  sex  within  the  hallowed  precincts  of  her 
chamber.  In  this  direction  alone  there  was  thus  an 
appreciable  step  of  moral  elevation  along  society's 
entire  line. 


196  A   THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE. 


Aspects  and   Prospects — Our   Country   and   the 
World,  in  this  the  Twenty-first   Century. 

We  look  back,  continued  the  president,  upon  more 
than  a  century  of  the  life  of  an  universally  educated 
j)eople.  What  wondrous  advance  since  the  end  of  the 
nineteenth  century  !  Then,  indeed,  was  the  day  of 
small  things  compared  with  now.  But  probably  our 
great  grandchildren,  a  century  hence,  may  find  equal 
cause,  in  their  own  still  greater  progress,  to  speak 
alike  disparagingly  of  our  day.  Comj)aring  the  actual 
present  with  the  actual  past,  no  feature  is  more 
striking,  or  more  inspiring,  than  the  great  increase  of 
our  population.  On  this  question  much  speculative 
guess-work  of  the  past  has  been  set  entirely  at  rest  by 
the  facts  of  the  present.  We  do  not  starve  in  Eng- 
land, although  our  country  is  already  far  on  to  being 
covered  with  human  beings  and  dwelling  houses, 
instead  of  i^resenting  the  open  fields  of  preceding 
centuries.  America  and  Australasia  pour  in  upon  us 
ample  food  supply,  conveyed  quickly  and  cheaply  in 
the  huge  shipping  of  our  time. 

A  vast  and  busy  mass  steps  now  to  the  front  of 
society.  There  is  no  longer  the  feature  of  a  hereditary 
poor  class  or  hereditary  lower  class,  any  more  than 
of  a  hereditary  upper  class.  The  lower  class  of  to-day 
is  the  aggregate  of  individuals  who  fall  comparatively 
short  in  ability,  industry,  and  character.  The  uni- 
versal activity,  alike  of  hand  and  mind,  in  our  great 
populations,  gives  us  our  unprecedented  pace  of  pro- 
gress. That  progress  takes  remarkable  directions,  as,. 
for  instance,  in  our  practice,  now  extending  over  all 
the  country,  of  interposing  the  protection  of  a  glass- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  197 

roof  between  us  and  our  too  often  wet,  cold,  and 
inhospitable  skies.  And  this  practice,  which  is  ex- 
tending also  outside  of  us,  is  abeady  mitigating  the 
conditions  and  increasing  the  resources  of  life  in  the 
world's  higher  latitudes.  There  is  akeady,  in  fact, 
the  promise  of  i)opulation  literally  from  pole  to  pole. 
We  have  long  ago  found  our  way,  in  mere  geographical 
progress,  to  either  jDole,  and  countless  travellers  have 
poised  themselves  in  imagination  exactly  upon  either 
axial  extremity  beneath  their  feet.  The  question 
approaches  of  even  a  crowded  permanent  residence 
in  such  regions,  when  our  race,  in  years  or  centuries 
to  come,  has  been  still  more  crowded  out  of  the  more 
temperate  latitudes. 

Another  remarkable  direction  of  modern  progress 
is  that  of  the  land  into  the  sea.  We  have,  most 
effectually,  in  this  respect,  turned  the  tables  upon  our 
old  enemy.  We  are  now  everywhere  busy  filling  up 
our  foreshores,  estuaries,  and  ocean  shallows.  Already 
we  have,  in  this  way,  added  thousands  of  square  miles 
to  too  narrow  Old  England.  Already  the  spacious 
and  once  troublesome  and  dangerous  sandbanks  of 
the  Thames'  mouth  are  our  national  terra  firma, 
and  are  being  covered  with  warehouses  and  shops, 
mansions  and  small  gardens.  Already  we  have  bridged 
the  comparatively  shallow  water  between  south-west 
Scotland  and  north-east  Ireland.  Abeady  our  great 
neighbours  of  Germany  and  France,  extending  now, 
as  they  respectively  do,  over  little  Holland  and  little 
Belgium  of  old  time,  co-operate  powerfully  with  us 
towards  a  future  land  junction,  by  filling  up  the 
North  Sea  shpJlows.  Already,  in  this  way,  have  we 
a  broad   dam,  with  its  multiple-lined  railway,  con- 


198  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


necting  Dover  and  Calais;  while  the  multitudinous 
shipping  of  all  countries,  propelled  now  with  the  quiet 
rapidity  of  electric  energy,  is  diverted  through  the 
great  inter-ocean  canal  of  France  on  the  one  side,  or 
our  own  great  Thames  and  Channel  canal  on  the 
other. 

The  recent  discovery  of  cross-electric  power  has 
precipitated  us,  said  the  president,  into  quite  a  new 
world  of  science  and  resource.  Just  when  we  seemed 
threatened  with  an  increase  of  population  that  is  to 
leave  no  room  upon  the  world's  surface  for  natural 
food-growing,  this  great  discovery  comes  to  our  help, 
to  turn  out  the  required  food,  rapidly  and  cheaply, 
from  the  narrow  quarters  of  our  chemical  laboratories. 
The  cross-electric,  further,  in  creating  the  great 
modern  diamond  factory  (for  any  coal,  shale,  or  cinder 
rubbish  may  now  be  rapidly  and  cheaply  converted 
into  hardest  and  purest  diamond),  has  advanced  power- 
fully alike  our  scientific,  artistic,  and  material  life. 
The  ladies,  indeed,  under  this  new  tide  of  cheap  and 
boundless  supply,  at  once  turned  up  their  fair  noses 
in  contempt  for  what  they  now  designated  as  the 
vulgar  flare  of  their  previously  most  prized  of  jewels  ; 
but  telescopic  and  microscopic  science  secured  their 
great  advance,  while  our  window-light,  and  countless 
other  necessities,  aids,  and  comforts  of  life,  came  in, 
more  or  less,  for  the  same. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  199 


Our  Empire  as  it  emerged  into  this  Twenty- 
first  Century. 

Is  a  future  Gibbon  to  illustrate  another  "  Decline  and  Fall"? 
— Author,  chap.  ix. 

There  arises,  said  the  president,  in  conclusion,  but 
one  shade  over  the  general  brightness  of  this  picture. 
The  great  British  Empire,  of  which,  covering,  as  it 
did,  one-ninth  part  of  the  habitable  globe,  our 
ancestors  of  the  nineteenth  century  were  so  justly 
proud,  is  now,  so  far,  at  least,  as  regards  the  whole 
of  this  grand  area  and  its  advanced  population,  a 
thing  of  the  past,  and  alive  only  in  the  page  of 
history.  Seeing,  however,  that  all  international  war 
has  long  ago  come  to  an  end  over  the  w^orld,  the 
break  up  of  a  power  that  might  have  been  unchal- 
lengeably  the  greatest  on  the  earth,  has  happily,  on 
that  account,  proved  the  less  dangerous  to  its  people, 
and  in  that  view  also,  possibly,  the  less  mortifying. 
Nevertheless  a  pang  of  national  agony  shot  through 
us  all,  during  the  past  century,  when  we  did  actually 
realize,  albeit  too  late  for  remedy,  that,  as  the  result 
of  long-previous  easy-going  political  negligence,  the 
grand  old  empire  had  gone  to  pieces.  Indeed,  but  for 
the  self-condemning  conviction  that  all  parties  and 
classes  amongst  us  had  been  much  alike  to  blame  for 
the  national  disaster,  there  might  not  have  been 
wanting,  to  the  intensity  of  first  regrets,  a  revolu- 
tionary tendency  towards  other  forms  of  government 
which  had  happily  proved  so  much  more  successful  in 
banding  firmly  and  permanently  together  the  com- 
ponent sections  of  another  great  empire  of  the  EngHsh 
race. 


200  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

As  we  still  embrace  great  India,  as  well  as  many 
various  other  places  of  the  like  mixed  dependency 
character  over  the  world,  which,  with  that  world's 
general  advance,  give  us  collectively  already  a  popula- 
tion and  commerce  far  beyond  those  even  of  the 
undivided  empire  at  its  highest  united  attainment,  we 
are  fain  to  gather  crumbs  of  comfort,  and  to  dwell 
upon  the  greatness  still  left  to  us.  But  we  have 
definitively  lost  the  vast  areas  of  Northern  America, 
Southern  Africa,  and  Australasia.  The}^  all  remain 
perfectly  friendly  to  us,  as  indeed  does  all  the  rest 
of  the  world ;  and  at,  and  for  long  after,  the  time  of 
parting,  there  was  a  profuse  outpouring  of  loyal 
allegiance  to  the  old  associations  and  memories,  with 
vows  of  eternal  brotherhood,  and  so  on.  But  none 
the  less  the  substance  has  departed  from  beneath  the 
shadow,  and  the  great  nationality  is  dissipated. 

The  untoward  event  happened  in  this  way.  Our 
colonies,  as  they  became  important  and  self-support- 
ing, during  the  nineteenth  century,  demanded,  and 
were  cordially  conceded,  the  constitutional  or  self- 
government  of  the  parental  type.  They  were  then 
IDcrfectly  satisfied,  and  perfectly  loyal,  and  nothing 
seemed  wanting  to  harmony  on  either  side.  But 
separative  elements  and  causes  gradually  arose,  with 
the  many  differing  circumstances  of  all  these  remote 
and  practically  self-governed  societies.  While  they 
were  still  respectively,  and  even  collectively,  small,  as 
compared  with  their  overshadowing  parent,  and  still 
moved  by  home  rather  than  by  local  or  colonial 
influences  and  remembrances,  there  w^ere  no  great 
difficulties  in  sufficiently  preserving  at  least  an  entire 
legal  unity  to  the  empire ;  for  in  all  important  colonial 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  201 

questions,  having  imperial  bearing,  the  home  deci- 
sions were  then  always  cordially  acceded  to.  But  as 
the  colonies  grew  to  greatness,  they  were  ever  less 
and  less  dis^Dosed  to  be  thwarted  by  the  imperial 
check  in  independently  pursuing  what  seemed  to  them 
their  suitable  course.  They  had  secured,  from  the 
first,  the  free  disposal  respectively  of  their  own  tariffs. 
But  afterwards  they  began  to  seek  inter-tariff  and 
other  independent  arrangements,  foreign  as  well  as 
colonial,  outside  of  them ;  and  in  various  other  ways 
their  tendency  was  ever  to  trench  more  and  more  upon 
imperial  treaty  arrangements,  and  imperial  rights, 
and  legal  and  political  consistencies. 

What  had  been  wanting  all  through  this  under- 
mining process,  and  what  had  not  been  timely  con- 
sidered and  remedied  while  still  possible,  was  a  firm 
and  equal  political  union,  by  the  due  representation 
of  all  parts  of  the  empire.  This  being  wanting,  any 
exercise  of  the  imperial  check  upon  a  colony  had 
always,  of  necessity,  rather  the  untoward  aspect  of  the 
command  of  a  superior  to  the  subject,  than  that  of 
the  decision  of  a  whole  united  nationality ;  and  thus 
the  larger  colonies,  as  though  by  an  inevitable  in- 
stinct, began  to  indicate  resistance.  When  at  length 
one  of  the  greatest  of  these  "dependencies,"  as  we 
were  still  ominously  calling  them,  in  a  vital  question 
of  imperial  policy  and  consistency,  declined  flatly  to 
be  "  coerced"  by  the  home  decision,  it  was  seen  that 
the  cord  had  at  length  snapped  asunder. 

We  had  already,  at  this  time,  passed  into  the 
twentieth  century.  Up  to  the  end  of  the  nineteenth 
unity  seemed  still  possible,  and  a  Bismarck  hand 
might  still  have  secured  it.     But  the   EngHsh  Bis- 


202  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

marck  was  not  then  forthcoming,  and  so  the  great 
empire  fell.  We  had  to  content  om-selves  with  having 
enriched  history  on  behalf  of  some  future  Gibbon, 
who  was  to  describe  the  decline  and  fall  of  yet  one 
more  of  the  world's  great  empires.  We  had  no  longer 
indeed  the  dreads  of  war  to  cause  us  to  regret  that 
the  powerful  co-operating  arms  of  our  colonies  were  lost 
to  us ;  but,  in  other  respects,  our  shorn  condition 
came  home  but  too  plainly  to  our  national  pride.. 
The  greatest  and  most  ]progressive  empire  of  modern 
times  had  crumbled  to  pieces  in  our  hands,  and  with 
additional  disappointment  were  we  aware  that  our 
transatlantic  cousinhood  were  now  indisputably  to- 
pass  us,  in  assuming  the  first  position  in  the  English 
speech.  In  short,  we  had  been  trifling  with  the 
grandest  position  in  the  world,  and  we  had  irrevocably 
lost  it. 


A   THOUSAND    YEAES   HENCE.  203- 


CHAPTEE  X. 

THE    TWENTY-SECOND    CENTURY  :     ITS    ILLUSTRATION   BY 
OUR   SOCIAL   WAYS. 

Yellowly  would  have  every  one  married,  Reed  every  one 
occupied,  in  the  world,  society  being  thus  at  its  best. — Author, 
chap.  i. 

I  PROPOSE  to  illustrate  the  twenty-second  century,  on 
which  we  now  enter,  by  reference  to  one  subject  only, 
but  yet  a  subject  so  important  and  comprehensive  as 
to  involve  very  much  else  in  human  relations,  and 
thus  to  approve  itself  a  good  characteristic  illustra- 
tion. In  short,  I  propose  to  treat  of  marriage,  in 
some  of  the  chief  features  which  that  social  condition 
itself,  as  well  as  the  various  ways  and  preparations 
for  attaining  it,  presented  in  the  twenty-second 
century.  The  progress  of  the  world  may  perhaps  be 
quite  as  characteristically  show^n  in  this  particular 
direction,  as  in  any  other.  Given,  youth  and  the  two 
sexes,  there  will  always  be  marrying  and  giving  in 
marriage.  Let  us,  then,  see  how  they  managed  this 
important  business  of  human  life  in  the  century  which 
we  have  now  reached. 


204  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


Marriage  in  the  Twenty-second  Century. 

The  habit  ahke  of  early  marriage  and  of  universal 
marrying,  had  been  our  increasing  social  feature  since 
the  great  educational  and  other  reforms  that  charac- 
terized the  closing  nineteenth  and  opening  tv/entieth 
century.  Every  young  'man  and  every  j^oung  woman 
looked  forward,  as  matter  of  course,  to  being  a  hus- 
band or  a  wife ;  and  each,  upon  due  occasion,  took 
his  or  her  own  case  in  charge  in  the  most  methodical 
and  business  way,  and  with  altogether  undisguised 
purpose.  But,  in  order  to  be  suitably  mated,  the 
great  object  on  either  side  was  not  merely  the  ordinary 
family  or  domestic  happiness,  which  was  mostly  a 
sure  enough  prospect  in  those  fairly  well-ordered 
times ;  still  less  was  it  anything  about  pecuniary 
settlements,  that  prime  consideration  of  some  previous 
centuries.  What  the  expectant  wife  might  possibly 
be  even  more  concerned  about  than  mere  domestic 
bliss,  was  the  prospect  of  an  active  and  successful 
joint  participation  in  the  current  science  or  business 
of  the  time,  so  that  life  might  be  spent  to  some 
purpose,  and  the  departing  s^^irit,  at  the  end,  feel 
that,  during  the  occupation  of  the  body,  there  had  not 
been  a  mere  useless  cumbrance  of  the  busy  ground. 
Deathbeds  might  thus  be  at  times  a  sad  but  not 
unedifying  spectacle,  when  they  were  disturbed  by  a 
sense  of  irrevocably  wasted  time.  The  strength, 
freshness,  and  comparative  leisure  of  youth  were  in 
general  diligently  given  by  either  sex,  to  lay  a  solid 
foundation  of  acquirements  for  the  pursuits  of  maturer 
life.  Even  diet,  as  well  as  exercise,  began  to  be 
universally  regulated  so  as  to  result  in  the  greatest 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  205 

powers  of  mind  and  body.  The  young  couples,  when 
mated  with  due  regard  to  suitability,  w^ould  complete 
together,  with  an  inspiring  mutual  stimulus,  their  pre- 
paratory career,  and  then  enter  with  mutual  ardour 
upon  the  special  study  or  vfork  of  their  life,  which  was 
sometimes  the  same  for  both,  sometimes  different. 

Marriage  was  thus  looked  forward  to  as  the  era  for 
entering  upon  many-sided  activities  and  much  accom- 
panying satisfaction  and  happiness.  The  stronger 
sex,  as  was  fitting  and  proper,  then  and  always,  still 
assumed  the  lead  in  matrimonial  preliminaries.  But 
if  it  was  the  young  man  who  most  usually  first  ap- 
proached, then  wooed  and  won  the  young  maid ;  yet 
the  latter,  upon  any  special  circumstances  or  emer- 
gencies, or  upon  the  confines  of  a  critical  age,  would 
be  just  as  little  disposed  as  the  masculine  sex  to 
waste  her  opportunities,  or  let  slip  her  particular 
likings,  and  thus,  from  any  over-delicacy  or  untimely 
hesitation,  wrong  her  life-prospects  in  so  time-pressing 
and  momentous  a  business. 

But  these  early  marriages,  and  this  busy  married 
life,  if  they  produced  much  happiness,  produced  also 
large — indeed  very  large — families.  The  progress  in 
this  direction  was  truly  quite  as  marked  as  in  any 
other,  in  the  general  advance  of  our  country  and  of 
the  world.  Society  at  large  was  confronted  by  the 
one  special  problem  of  ever-increasing  mouths  ever 
agape  for  food.  But  over  against  this  one  costly 
responsibility  of  the  time,  society  could  set  many 
economies  resulting  from  the  diligence  and  good  order 
of  married  life.  The  two  sexes,  meeting  each  other 
freely  in  business  walks,  formed  early  attachments, 
which  had  a  restraining  effect  upon  the  passion  or 


206  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

extravagance  of  youthful  inclination.  The  gentler 
sex  had,  by  this  time,  successfully  fought  its  way  into 
all  of  the  world's  work  that  was  suitable  to  it ;  and 
thus  the  engaged  young  couple  would  pile  up  together, 
from  the  proceeds  of  their  respective  industry,  the 
sufficient  preliminary  fund  for  their  beginning  their 
joint  life.  Society  could  thus  be  assured  that  the 
prospective  increase  of  population  was  subject  to 
such  concurrent  guarantees  for  a  full  set-off  in  in- 
dustry, frugality,  and  other  social  good  demeanour, 
as  to  leave  society  largely  the  gainer. 


State  Intervention  in  Marriage. 

The  Government  of  the  day  did  not  deem  it  either 
beneath  their  dignity,  or  a  matter  outside  of  their 
duty,  to  countenance  and  even  to  promote  this  general 
attention  to  suitability  in  marriage.  This  was  usually 
done  by  precautionary  and  other  needful  intimations 
issued  from  the  State  medical  department.  We  shall 
see,  fm'ther  on,  what  more  was  done  in  this  beneficial 
supervision,  more  especially  when  a  public  interest 
came  to  be  taken  in  the  promotion  of  international 
marriages.  The  State,  indeed,  affected  no  secret  that 
it  also,  as  well  as  the  parties  themselves,  was  primarily 
interested  in  suitable  marriages,  and  in  the  highest 
health,  moral  as  well  as  physical,  of  family  life. 

We  come  back  to  the  old  saying,  "  As  parent,  so 
offspring."  The  latter  can  get  only  what  the  other, 
at  its  time,  has  to  give.  Parents  in  bad  health  must 
expect  children  who  will  be  a  trial  and  trouble  to  all 
concerned.  Nor  is  the  moral  health  less  heritable 
than  the  physical.     By  due  intelligent  precaution,  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  207 

child  might  be,  and  indeed  ought  to  be,  an  advance 
upon  the  parents  ;  nor  was  public  opinion,  about  this 
time,  slow  to  pronounce,  if  the  result  were  noticeably 
otherwise.  A  good  father  with  a  bad  son  aroused 
unfavourable  comment  upon  the  former  rather  than 
the  latter ;  while  to  serve  out  the  offending  junior  by 
finally  "cutting  him  off  with  a  shilling"  was  now 
regarded  as  but  scant  parental  justice  and  reparation. 
Pious  parents,  troubled  with  unruly  family  nests,  got 
scant  public  sympathy  in  this  cause-seeking  time ; 
for  there  had  obviously  been  either  bad  parental  con- 
dition, or  else  most  culpable  negligence.  Intermittent 
parental  health,  unsteady  character,  intervals  of 
devious  or  doubtful  purposes,  require  all  to  be  intel- 
ligently guarded  from  transmission ;  nor  can  sub- 
sequent parental  physical  restoration,  or  after  refor- 
mation or  penitence,  however  personally  edifying  and 
saving,  hail  backwards  to  the  offspring's  like  benefit. 

The  State,  as  already  hinted,  did  something  more 
than  take  only  a  medical  interest  in  the  great  and 
ubiquitous  marriage  question.  While  medical  science 
was  constantly  expounding,  in  language  as  plain,  and 
yet  as  delicately  select  as  the  subject  would  admit 
of,  those  qualities  of  mind  and  body  which  would 
unite  in  the  best  and  happiest  marriage,  the  State 
had  itself  begun  to  give  practical  effect  to  theory,  by 
intervening  in  the  promotion  of  suitable  unions.  Our 
statesmen  of  that  day,  relieved,  as  they  happily  were, 
from  countless  old  cares  and  anxieties,  in  naval  and 
military  superintendence,  criminal  jurisdiction,  and 
ever  possible  international  differences,  jealousies,  and 
general  susceptibilities,  could  not  better  employ  their 
resulting  official  leisure  to  useful  public  account.    By 


208  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

way  of  publicly  exemplifying  marriage  suitabilities, 
certain  national  selections  would  be  periodically  made 
of  both  sexes  ;  and  if  these  selected  suitabilities,  thus 
theoretically  mated,  afterwards  mutually  agreed  to 
actual  marriage,  they  became,  in  a  certain  sense  of 
social  consideration,  the  State's  family,  and  any 
children  they  might  have  were  to  be  regarded  with 
more  or  less  of  public  concernment.  This  procedure 
was,  in  fact,  no  other  than  a  very  high-class  scientific 
experiment,  and  society  was  then  sufficiently  advanced 
to  so  regard  and  benefit  by  it.  The  children  of  such 
State  marriages  were  usually,  as  was  fully  expected, 
the  most  perfect  of  their  time.  Any  other  result 
would  have  been  as  surprising  to  all,  as  indeed  it 
would  have  been  reprehensible  to  the  parties  more 
immediately  concerned. 

Marriage  Settlements. 

The  young  people  of  those  days,  as  we  have  said, 
looked  well  after  their  own  matrimonial  interests; 
and  even  the  gentle  young  maiden,  however  diffident 
and  filially  obedient  in  all  else,  took  this  matter  pretty 
much  into  her  own  hands.  The  parental  experience 
and  discretion,  which  had  prevailed  in  former  times, 
as  far  at  least  as  regarded  pecuniary  considerations,, 
had  but  scant  tolerance  now.  ''  The  settlements,"  in 
their  old  meaning,  had  drifted  out  of  the  reckoning. 
Indeed,  from  the  facility,  or  rather  the  absolute 
certainty,  with  which  an  adequate  living  could  be 
earned  by  due  exertion  and  ability,  in  those  days  of 
high  education  and  of  the  universal  application  of  high 
art  and  science  to  all  business  life,  the  energetic  and 
ambitious  young  wife  was  not  anxious  for  a  husband 


A   THOUSAND    YEARS   HENCE.  209 

already  well  off,  and  thus  deprived  of  his  strongest 
stimulant  to  exertion.  On  the  contrary,  she  would 
rather  have  suspected  and  dreaded  such  a  candidate 
for  her  hand  and  heart,  and  have  preferred  one  who 
was  likely  to  be  more  free  to  assist,  effectively,  her 
own  exertions  towards  imprinting  their  common  mark 
upon  the  advancing  world,  to  the  credit  of  their  own 
name  after  their  departure,  as  well  as  that  of  the 
family  they  hoped  to  leave  behind  them. 

The  love-sick  youth  of  the  other  sex  must  thus, 
for  his  part,  be  careful  of  allusions  to  wealth  or 
family,  or  other  such  non-personal  matters,  seeing 
they  were  apt  to  be  viewed,  by  the  critically  interested 
fair  one,  merely  as  excuses  for,  or  symptoms  of,  an 
idling  tendency.  His  great-grandfather's  merits, 
however  overshadowing,  could  not  possibly  stand  for 
his  own.  The  personal  had,  in  the  very  practical 
common  sense  of  the  time,  become  the  sole  con- 
sideration. The  process  of  courtship  was,  indeed, 
one  of  the  prominent  high  arts  of  the  time,  the  grand 
object  on  either  side  being  to  find  out  each  other 
sufficiently  upon  all  important  personal  points.  It 
was  only  when  each  was  thus  entirely  satisfied  with 
the  other,  that  the  final  agreement  was  ratified,  and 
a  joint  life  entered  upon,  which  thus  gave  all  good 
promise  of  mutual  suitability,  as  regarded  alike  per- 
sonal happiness  and  public  usefulness. 

Divorce  in  the  Twenty-second  Century. 

Yes,  alas  !  with  all  its  advance  at  this  time,  society 
had  not  emerged  from  this  social  necessity.  Divorce 
features,  however,  had  been  very  appreciably  changed, 


210  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


and  been  freed  from  most  of  the  grosser  aspects  of 
former  centuries.  Wives  had  not  much  complaint 
now  of  cruel  or  sensual  husbands.  Their  wrongs 
were  of  a  much  more  refined  character,  and  one  that 
was  more  accordant  w^ith  the  delicate  sentiment,  and 
the  high  aims,  hopes,  and  expectations  of  that  age. 
The  following  two  instances  of  divorce  suits  wdll  form 
a  sufficiently  characteristic  illustration,  more  espe- 
cially as  these  cases,  both  famous  in  their  time  in 
this  century,  assisted  respectively  in  establishing 
authoritative  precedents  for  subsequent  times. 

Two  Typical  Instances. 

First  case. — A  youth,  heretofore  of  promise,  who, 
in  the  severer  part  of  his  university  ordeal,  had  un- 
guardedly addicted  himself  to  the  injurious,  dirty,  and 
then  all  but  exploded  habit  of  tobacco-smoking,  had 
afterwards  also  fallen  in  love  with  a  different  and  far 
more  worthy  object  of  affection.     But,  perfectly  aware, 
as  he  could  not  fail  to  be,  that  the  public  sentiment 
as  to  his  unfortunate  habit,  and  more  especially  the 
firm   stand  which,  as  by  tacit  agreement  in  matri- 
monial relations,  the  other  sex  had  made  against  it, 
for   more  than  a  century  past,  would  give  him  butj 
slight  chance  in  his  proposed  courtship,  he  not  only] 
at  once  laudably  abandoned  his  smoking,  but  by  aj 
course  of  thorough  medical  purgation  he  successfully] 
eliminated  every  possible  trace  of  his  old  infirmity.! 
Eejoicing  in  the  strength  of  new  purposes,  and  a  new! 
life  and  manhood,  he  now  introduced  himself  to  the] 
fair  object  of  his  hopes,  and  was  duly  successful  ii 
his  suit. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  211 

The  honeymoon,  and  even  some  further  interval, 
had  passed  over  with  mutual  and  unexceptionable 
happiness,  when,  alas !  the  old  habit  began  once 
more  to  creep  over  its  victim.  The  alarmed  and 
aggrieved  wife,  after  a  sad  struggle  between  love  for 
her  husband  and  abhorrence  of  his  vile  habit,  to- 
gether with  all  the  altered  prospects  of  her  whole 
life,  through  this  health-injuring,  time-wasting,  and 
in  every  way  anti-aesthetic  practice,  was  persuaded, 
under  due  approval  of  her  legal  advisers,  and  as 
her  last  available  resource,  to  bring  her  action  of 
divorce. 

The  learned  judge  commented  on  the  unusual 
clearness  of  the  case.  The  wife's  sacred  vows  were 
to  the  man  himself,  not  to  the  man  plus  the  tobacco. 
It  was  a  case  of  divided  affection,  where  agreement 
had  been  for  undivided  affection  ;  while  the  victimized 
wife  had  been  designedly,  and  by  legal  fraud,  kept 
in  ignorance  of  conducing  circumstances  prior  to  the 
matrimonial  agreement.  Had  the  wife  been  duly 
apprised  beforehand  of  the  bad  tendency  in  question, 
her  legal  remedy  was  utterly  gone,  she  having  know- 
ingly accepted  all  risks.  Or  had  the  vicious  habit 
arisen  only  after  marriage,  she  was  in  equal  depriva- 
tion of  remedy — nay,  even  more  in  this  latter  case, 
for  the  usual  commanding  influence  of  a  good  wife 
would  seem  in  such  case  to  have  been  at  fault. 
Clearly  there  had  been  a  legally  constructive  fraudu- 
lent concealment  of  facts  that  were  most  material  to 
the  intended  marriage,  and  the  court  must  therefore 
pronounce  for  a  divorce. 

Second  Case. — The  other  case,  as  the  judge,  in 
effect,  said  at  the  time,  was  not  one  whit  less  clear. 


212  &.   THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

A  wife  had  ascertained,  but  not  until  after  marriage, 
that  her  husband  had  been  possessed  of  considerable 
property ;  and,  what  was  to  be  regarded  as  still  worse 
for  his  prospects,  it  was  means  inherited  and  not  self- 
made.  In  consec[uence  of  such  ample  pre -provision, 
he  had  shown  but  slight  disposition  to  enter  with  due 
zest  and  vigour  upon  the  world's  work,  and  his  poor 
and  humiliated  wife  was  in  consequence  in  utter 
despair  at  her  prospects.  The  case  was  aggravated 
by  the  indolent  fellow  keeping  an  elegant  and  luxurious 
carriage,  in  which,  with  all  the  latest  and  best  energy- 
locomotive  adaptations,  he  wasted  many  precious 
hours ;  and  he  had  even  repeatedly  tried  to  seduce 
his  virtuous  and  high- aiming  wife  into  the  same 
ignoble  waste  of  time. 

The  noble-minded  wife,  after  a  protracted  endurance, 
hoping  still  against  all  hope,  at  length,  and  most, 
reluctantly,  brought  her  action.  The  judge  com- 
mented upon  the  very  high  importance  of  this  case 
to  the  advanced  civilization  of  the  time.  He  pictured 
the  young  wife,  ardent  in  the  honourably  ambitious 
hope  of  a  successful  life  of  activity  and  usefulness, 
realizing,  after  marriage,  that  all  her  brightest  ex- 
pectations were  thwarted,  checkmated,  utterly  wrecked, 
by  an  idling  and  useless  husband.  No  doubt  hus- 
bands of  unusually  superior  natures  could  surmount 
the  obstacles  in  question,  and  be,  perhaps,  just  as 
active,  mind  and  body,  with  wealth  as  without  it. 
But  as  that  was  by  no  means  the  ordinary  experience, 
a  fact  so  material  to  the  matrimonial  agreement,  and 
to  matrimonial  prospects,  ought,  in  all  fairness,  to 
be  made  known  beforehand ;  otherwise  the  contract 
was  simply  null  and  void.    After  a  brief  but  emphatic 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  213 

assertion  of  the  true  justice  of  that  view,  and  sym- 
IDathetic  allusion  to  the  fresh  chance  such  justice 
afforded  to  the  unhappy  wife  yet  to  retrieve  the 
blasted  prospects  of  her  life,  the  learned  judge, 
amidst  the  hardly  suppressed  applause  of  the  whole 
court,  pronounced  for  the  divorce. 

A  New  "International"  in  this  Twenty-second 

Century. 

The  term  "  International,"  three  centuries  earlier, 
was  wont  to  call  up  chiefly  a  grim  vision  of  class  war 
and  bloodshed,  and  the  general  upset  of  society. 
That  term  now  carried  a  very  different  meaning. 
So  soon  as  the  various  peoples  of  the  civilized  world 
had  fully  realized  that  all  fears  of  mutual  war  were 
finally  done  with,  a  mutual  trafficking,  and  mutual 
personal  intercourse  set  in,  with  a  cordiality,  and 
upon  a  scale,  which  were  altogether  beyond  precedent. 
Our  young  men,  after  completing  their  education,  and 
just  before  settling  down  to  life's  regular  vocation, 
would  make  a  short  visiting  tour  amongst  neighbour- 
ing societies  in  Europe  or  across  the  Atlantic.  Indeed 
they  went,  by-and-by,  gradually  much  further  afoot ; 
for,  during  this  century  in  particular,  our  Anglo- 
German  race  had  almost  everywhere  overspread  the 
world  from  equator  to  either  pole,  in  their  successful 
colonizing  enterprise.  These  various  outside  visits 
were  cordially  reciprocated  to  us  by  the  youths  of  the 
other  countries. 

Upon  this  practice  there  was  gradually  grafted 
another.  The  respective  States  began  to  issue,  to 
their  respective  young  excursionists,  duly  accrediting 


214  A   THOUSAND    TEARS    HENCE. 

passports  or  letters  of  general  introduction,  which 
would  give  them  free  ingress  abroad  to  the  best 
society.  These  letters  were  more  than  a  mere  form  ; 
they  were  the  result  of  proper  and  careful  inquiry 
and  evidence  as  to  character  and  attainments.  There 
were  thus,  of  course,  great  facilities  for  the  meeting 
of  the  elite  of  the  sexes,  and  there  was  a  charm  of 
novelty  and  piquancy  in  the  whole  case  which  helped 
much  to  promote  the  many  life  agreements  that  were 
the  consequence.  In  short,  our  young  adventurer 
most  commonly  returned  with  a  foreign  wife  ;  while 
the  State,  backed  by  medical  science,  gave  no  un- 
hesitating apxDroval  of  this  most  genial  international 
habit. 

But  after  a  time  this  practice  took  a  new  and  still 
enlarging  direction,  and  a  direction  which  was 
eventually  more  specially  associated  with  the  term 
"  international."  The  practice,  in  fact,  now  become 
general  with  the  one  sex,  at  length  extended  to  the 
other.  At  first,  of  course,  the  excursionists  had  been, 
without  exception,  of  the  stronger  sex.  The  bare  idea 
of  any  young  lady  embarking  on  such  a  cruise,  un- 
mistakably, as  it  must  have  been  interpreted,  in 
search  of  a  husband,  seemed  quite  intolerable  to  the 
proper  delicacy  of  the  sex.  But  it  is  marvellous  how 
good  common-sense,  as  to  the  actual  needs  and  wants 
and  reasonable  desires  of  life,  comes  at  last  to  prevail. 
As  regarded  the  young  men,  there  was  soon  no  afiec- 
tation  of  disguise  that  the  main  object  was  a  nice 
foreign  wife.  Was  the  other  sex  really  less  interested 
on  the  same  subject  ?  Evidently  the  woman's  rights 
question  was  to  come  up  once  more  here.  As  year 
succeeded   year,    opinion   seemed  to  get   riper,   and 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  215 

female  courage  stronger,  on  behalf  of  the  new  right 
and  privilege ;  and  the  only  question  at  last  was,  as 
to  which  country  would  be  the  first  to  launch  its 
fair- sex  invasion  into  the  open  and  tem^Dting  field  of 
the  others. 

There  was  evident  preparation  in  this  new  direction 
amongst  more  than  one  of  our  neighbours,  not  to 
mention  the  social  heavings  within  ourselves.  If  our 
English  young  maidens  lacked  the  courage  to  be  them- 
selves the  first  to  break  the  ice,  our  country  was,  at  all 
events,  honoured  as  the  place  to  which  the  interesting 
first  experiment  was  directed.  There  was,  in  fact,  in 
this  matter,  so  characteristic  of  the  times,  an  interval 
of  high  curiosity  and  expectation.  Failing  our  own 
fair  sex  making  the  first  attempt,  we  were  looking 
rather  in  the  direction  of  old  blood  relationship  across 
the  Atlantic,  where  many  millions  of  the  ruddy  young 
life  and  beauty  of  Canada  were  already  in  perceptible 
ferment  on  the  subject,  and  where  still  more  millions 
of  the  still  more  self-assertive  and  independent-think- 
ing maidens  of  the  great  States  on  the  southern  border 
seemed  not  less  bent  upon  the  coming  fray.  The 
Atlantic  had  now  long  been  easily  and  rapidly  crossed 
by  great  ferries,  which  resembled,  in  dimensions  and 
steadiness,  rather  a  considerable  floating  town  or 
territory,  than  the  old  and  superseded  ships  and 
steamers,  which  the  wild  waves  played  with  at  their 
will  two  or  three  centuries  before.  There  was,  there- 
fore, little  difficulty  or  delay  nowadays  on  the  score  of 
transatlantic  distance. 

But,  after  all,  the  first  expedition  of  fair  adven- 
turesses came  from  La  belle  France,  and  an  ever- 
memorable  occasion  it  made  for  either  country.     The 


216  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

respective  Governments  had  been  aroused  to  take 
quite  a  leading  part ;  and  a  countless  multitude  of 
either  nationality  streamed  forth,  the  one  to  bid  fare- 
well, the  other  to  welcome,  this  new  pledge  and  novel 
direction  of  international  union.  By  this  time  there 
was  no  longer  a  Calais-Dover  strait.  Indeed  the 
original  viaduct,  with  its  railway,  thrown  across  many 
years  before,  had  been  already  widened  into  a  broad 
belt  of  intervening  territory  ;  while  further  north  and 
south  respectively,  other  like  encroachments  had  been 
also  successfully  made  upon  the  oceanic  domain. 
While  the  long  and  well-crammed  train  is  being 
drawn  up  at  the  half-way  international  boundary,  and 
its  most  elegant  and  precious  freight  is  being  trans- 
ferred to  the  charge  of  the  committee  of  English 
matrons  officially  appointed  for  the  purpose,  let  us 
make  a  few  further  and  explanatory  remarks  upon 
this  new  and  extending  international  custom. 

These  lively  missions  to,  or  invasions  of,  each 
other's  country,  soon  took,  even  with  the  gentler  sex, 
the  form  of  national  rivalry  and  challenge.  Each 
country  not  only  gave,  as  we  have  seen,  accrediting 
passports  to  its  youthful  representatives,  but  grew 
more  and  more  careful  to  select  the  very  best  of  the 
youth  for  the  purpose ;  and  thus  a  high  national 
interest  was  excited,  before  which  the  old  horse-racing, 
cricketing,  and  such  like,  paled  almost  to  insignifi- 
cance. Thus  the  female  accession  to  these  excursions 
fell  to  be  dealt  with,  and  even,  if  possible,  still  more 
strictly,  in  the  like  discriminating  way ;  and  Erance, 
we  may  be  sure,  had  put  forth,  on  this  first  occasion, 
her  full  strength  of  beauty  and  accomplishment. 

There  was  yet  another  curious  result  of  this  highly 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  217 

characteristic  international  rivalry.  When  the  one 
country  sent  forth  its  choicest  youth  of  the  one  sex,  it 
could  not  be  long  ere  the  other  country  would,  as 
matter  of  course,  feel  impelled  to  meet  the  implied 
challenge  by  some  equivalent  encountering  display  of 
the  other  sex.  And  thus  a  practice  obtained  of  the 
visited  country  having  in  readiness  a  number  of  the 
opposite  sex  about  equal  to  that  of  the  visitors,  and 
selected,  as  we  need  hardly  add,  with  due  diligence 
and  adequate  discrimination.  At  official  receptions, 
arranged  for  the  purpose,  these  elite  of  the  two  sexes 
were  mutually  introduced ;  and,  as  might  have  been 
expected,  the  end  of  it  was  that,  in  most  cases,  the 
young  men  did  not  fail  to  find  wives  to  tlieir  taste, 
nor  the  young  maids  *  husbands.  But  the  curious 
result  alluded  to  was  more  particularly  this,  that  any 
who  might  happen  to  return  unmated  had  presumably 
failed  to  encounter  excellence  equal  to  their  own, 
and  were  thus  enabled  to  bring  their  superiori- 
ties safely  back  for  the  good  of  their  own  kith  and 
kin.  When  the  female  sex  entered  these  lists,  of 
course  this  view  of  the  case  was  still  further  enforced 
by  considerations  of  gallantry.  There  was,  therefore, 
always  the  greater  triumph  to  their  country,  the 
larger  the  proportion  of  its  fair  ones  who  came  back 
unsatisfied  and  unwed. 

History  has  told  us  that  of  this  famous,  and,  in  all 
senses  of  the  word,  virgin  French  expedition,  not  one 
fair  member  returned  as  she  came,  and  thus  certain 
expectations  of  French  triumph  were  signally  dis- 
appointed. This,  however,  was  by  no  means  the 
uniform  result;  for  after  the  first  novelty  wore  off, 
and  this  kind  of  marital  adventure  became  quite  a 


218  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


common  occurrence,  even  amongst  the  fair  sex,  con- 
siderable bands  would  return  with  still  uncaptm^ed 
hearts,  to  be  welcomed  with  triumphant  acclamation 
by  their  compatriots,  and  afterwards,  most  likely,  to 
be  eagerly  sought  after  at  home  as  the  proud  pos- 
sessors of  unmatchable  superiorities.  But  there  was 
one  remarkable  instance  of  the  same  complete  result, 
which  happened  not  very  long  after  this  first  case, 
and  which  comprised  such  exceptional  and  stirring 
features,  as  to  be  not  unworthy  also  of  a  place  in  our 
record. 

The  case  in  question  concerned  Italy,  which  country 
had  not  yet  sent  forth  its  first  army  of  fair  and 
foraging  maidens,  even  after  most  other  countries, 
including  our  own,  had  repeatedly  set  the  example. 
We,  for  instance,  had  already  thus  invaded  this  same 
backward  Italy,  in  common  with  other  places.  There 
was  something  not  entirely  explicable  in  the  matter ; 
for  a  long  roll  of  Italian  beauty  was  understood  to  be 
both  ready  and  willing,  and  seemed  restrained  only 
by  a  mysterious  official  pressure.  But  no  one  outside 
had  susj)ected  the  real  cause  and  motive,  until  early 
one  fine  Italian  morning  our  ambassador  at  Eome 
telephoned  our  Government  in  haste  and  alarm,  to 
the  effect  that  he  had  just  then,  reliably,  albeit  sur- 
reptitiously, ascertained,  that  we  were  almost  on 
the  very  eve  of  being  visited  by  such  unprecedented 
numbers,  and  such  a  strictly  selected  excellence  of 
Italian  maidenhood,  as  made  it  utterly  impossible  for 
us,  with  mere  ordinary  preparation,  to  escape  grievous 
national  defeat. 

The  surface,  to  all  appearance,  indicated  nothing 
unusual.     The  Italian  Government  had  already  trans- 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  219 

mitted  to  ours  the  usual  courtesy  notice,  as  though 
for  quite  an  ordinary  visitation ;  and  they  had  done 
this  with  an  ostensible  calmness,  even  almost  in- 
difference, as  though  nothing  in  particular  were  in 
the  wind;  while,  instead  of  that,  a  furious  tornado 
was  already  well-nigh  at  our  very  doors.  But  our 
measures  were  instantly  taken ;  and  as  Italy  had  so 
successfully  kept  her  own  counsel,  so  did  we,  and 
even  with  still  more  success.  We  had  out,  at  once, 
agencies  everywhere  over  the  country,  to  gather  in 
the  elite  of  our  youth.  We  decided  upon  our  tactical 
course.  So  soon  as  we  could  learn  the  exact  number 
of  the  enemy,  we  draughted  off  an  exactly  equal  force, 
the  very  choicest  of  the  choice,  and  thus,  in  readiness 
and  full  confidence,  our  authorities  awaited  battle. 

We  completely  hoodwinked  the  watchful  expectancy 
of  the  Italian  ambassador  in  London,  so  that  no 
warning  whatever  had  passed  to  his  masters  out- 
side. As  the  day  of  departure  drew  on,  the  Italian 
authorities  were  hardly  troubled  to  conceal  their 
approaching  triumph ;  for  it  seemed  to  them  now 
impossible  for  England,  in  the  brief  remaining  inter- 
val, to  be  duly  prepared.  Venerable  old  Kome,  with  all 
its  millions  of  population,  was  in  high  fete  on  that 
memorable  day,  as  the  long  and  crowded  trains 
carried  off  Italy's  choicest  flowers  to  what  was  deemed 
certain  victory.  The  bright  and  joyous,  laughing 
and  joking  occupants,  had,  however,  many  a  serious 
exhortation,  parental  and  general,  to  reject  with  be- 
coming pride  all  inferiority,  and  to  assure  their 
country's  triumph  by  returning,  in  the  largest  possible 
proportions,  with  uncaptured  hearts. 

This  famous  journey  was  one  continuous  succession 


220  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

of  pleasurable  excitement.  The  universal  and  some- 
what critical  circumstances  had  begun  to  be  known 
everywhere,  and  to  arouse  the  greatest  possible 
interest.  On  the  way,  authorities  and  people  alike, 
at  the  different  places  the  expedition  successively 
IDassed  through,  in  Italy  itself,  in  Switzerland,  in 
Germany,  in  France,  gave  the  excursionists  the  most 
specially  cordial  greeting.  As  they  approached  the 
old  but  exploded  Alpine  barrier,  'the  trains  divided, 
some  to  take  one  or  other  of  the  various  tunnels,  the 
others  to  ascend  the  various  mountain  lines,  whose 
steeps  were  then  easily  overcome  by  the  adequate 
electric  locomotive  ap^Dliances  of  the  day.  Many  of 
the  lively  young  travellers^  preferred  the  grand  moun- 
tain scenery,  which  they  could  comfortably  enjoy 
beneath  the  protective  over-all  glass  surrounding. 
Indeed,  in  all  the  more  northern  latitudes  also,  by 
this  time,  the  custom  was  general  of  enclosing  even 
the  entire  railway  line  with  glass,  which  was  either 
the  ordinary  toughened  cheap  article  of  the  kind, 
found  to  be  quite  strong  enough  for  all  usual  emer- 
gencies, or,  at  a  trifle  more  cost,  the  thin  light 
diamond  sheet,  so  sparklingly  clear,  and  of  such 
defiant  strength  against  the  hail  and  tempest  that 
still  characterized  our  earth's  meteorology.  The 
great  work  which  we,  of  the  twenty-ninth  century, 
have  since  accomplished,  of  filling  up  the  most  part 
of  our  ocean  surfaces,  had  not  yet  advanced  so  far  as 
very  perceptibly  to  mitigate  the  old  world's  clima- 
tologies. 

The  Italian  embassy  at  London,  it  is  recorded, 
had  indulged  largely  in  bets,  and  at  heavy  odds,  upon 
the   results   of   their  fair   countrywomen's    mission. 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  221 

One-fourth  of  the  whole,  one-third,  one-half,  nay, 
even  more  than  all  that,  were  to  return  as  they  came, 
to  the  terrible  exposure  of  England's  inferiority,  as 
compared  at  any  rate  with  triumphant  Italy.  Betting 
in  those  days  did  not,  however,  continue  in  the 
degrading  and  mercenary  form  of  previous  centuries. 
The  loser  of  a  bet  was,  at  this  time,  usually  bound  to 
write  an  article  upon  any  subject  whatever  which  the 
winner  might  prescribe.  Upon  honour  he  was  bound 
also  to  write  without  help  ;  so  that  these  constrained 
articles  formed  a  very  characteristic  literature  of  the 
age,  very  trying  to  the  writers,  and  very  amusing,  at 
the  least,  to  every  one  else.  And  so  the  "Bet 
Magazines  "  came  in  for  very  general  reading,  and 
formed,  in  fact,  quite  a  noticeable  section  of  literature. 
So  soon  as  business  opened,  our  authorities, 
confident  in  all  their  arrangements,  were  ready  with 
tjieir  programme  of  surprises  for  the  other  side.  As 
surprise  the  first,  we  at  once  intimated  that  our 
numbers  would  be  strictly  limited  to  exactly  those  of 
the  other  side.  Any  less  confident  feeling  would  have 
preferred  a  larger  number  on  our  side,  as  giving  us  a 
better  chance.  Again,  the  options  in  precedure  being 
■^ith  us,  as  the  challenged  party,  we  at  once  declared, 
as  surprise  number  two,  for  the  Alphabetic  course. 
This  meant  no  less  than  that  the  first  or  preliminary 
introductions,  by  pairing  in  the  alphabetic  order  of 
the  names,  would  be  committed  to  absolute  chance. 
This  seemed  mere  blank  defiance  on  our  part.  The 
other,  and  much  more  usual  mode,  as  giving  better 
or  freer  opportunities  to  seek  out  mutual  suitability, 
was  to  make  the  introductions  quite  general,  and  thus 
leave  the  young  people  more  entirely  to  their  own 


222  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

selections.  By  our  extraordinary  course,  we  were,  in 
effect,  saying,  that  either  side  was  so  perfect  through- 
out, and  thus  so  equally  matched,  that  any  two,  taken 
at  hap-hazard,  would  prove  as  suitably  mated  as  any 
other  two.  Those  of  our  own  people,  who  were  not 
in  the  secret,  quailed  visibly  at  such  rashness,  and 
rampant  triumph  was  already  running  over  the 
Italian  side.  "Whom  the  gods  would  destroy  they 
first  turn  mad,"  was  in  every  mind,  and  upon  every 
glib  tongue  in  that  quarter,  and  the  betting  there 
went  furiously  on  at  any  offered  odds. 

Now  the  great  event  of  the  receptions  is  opened, 
and  all  eyes  are  curiously  turned,  more  especially  to 
where  the  elite  of  England  is  to  emerge,  in  order  to 
confront  that  of  Italy.  The  quality  of  the  latter  had 
been  already  declared  as  the  long  line  defiled  shortly 
before  from  the  arrival  platform  ;  and  the  enthusiastic 
ovation,  into  which  we  were  impelled  on  the  occasion, 
showed  all  the  more  clearly  the  sense  of  the  country's 
approaching  danger. 

The  candidates  on  our  side  had,  until  now,  been 
carefully,  and  rather  mysteriously  shrouded  from 
common  view.  The  Italians  were  not  slow  to  jump 
at  a  probable  reason,  and  forthwith,  even  mor^ 
expectant  than  before,  their  betting  grew  even  still 
wilder.  When  the  first  name  in  letter  A  was  called 
on  our  visitors'  side,  and  a  living  form  of  unsur- 
passable grace  and  beauty  came  responsively  forth 
for  Italy,  every  eye  at  once  turned  to  the  opposite 
entrance  where  England  was  simultaneously  to  put 
in  her  rival  appearance.  A  buzz  of  admiring  satis- 
faction, which  immediately  passed  through  the  great 
assembled    company,   told    that    England    had   not 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  223 

proved  second-best  in  the  dread  encounter,  and  gave 
timely  relief  to  many  doubting  and  anxious  minds. 
But  this  was  only  an  individual  instance.  A  legion 
lay  still  behind,  and  the  Italian  side  was  still 
undismayed;  nor  had  it  still  abandoned  hope-  even 
when  the  entire  first  letter  was  played  out.  But, 
alas  !  long,  long  ere  Z  was  reached,  their  hopes  had 
fallen  to  zero.  What  a  harvest  in  store  for  the  '*  Bet 
Magazines  "  of  that  nationally  eventful  week  ! 

"We  are  left  to  infer  that  the  young  couples  did 
actually  settle  their  mutual  affairs  by  the  chance 
medley  of  the  alphabetic  course.  Anyhow,  as  the 
record  has  told  us,  every  young  Italian  maiden  was 
duly  robbed  of  her  heart  by  the  young  English 
brigands  of  the  occasion.  Although  Italy  lost  some 
expected  vainglorying,  we  are  not  to  doubt  that  she 
contributed  largely  instead  to  the  brightness,  beauty, 
and  happiness  of  many  English  homes. 


'224  A    THOUSAND    YEAES    HENCE. 


CHAPTEE  XL 

THE   TWENTY-THIRD    CENTURY  :    ITS    SOCIAL    ASPECTS. 

A   sanitary  project   of   the   future   which   was   entirely   my 
own. — Author,  chap.  i. 

In  this  chapter,  and  for  this  century,  I  propose  to 
confine  my  illustration,  as  I  have  done  in  the  pre- 
ceding, to  one  special  subject,  but  a  subject  also  quite 
characteristic  of  the  times  we  are  engaged  with.  We 
have  seen  how  successfully  we  carried  out  the  resani- 
tation,  or  sanitary  reconstruction,  of  London — an  ex- 
emplary movement  which  was  promptly  followed  by 
that  of  most  others  of  our  cities  and  towns,  and  which 
enormously  advanced  the  general  physical  comfort 
and  social  well-being.  Following  that  great  sanitary 
step,  or  rather,  in  great  measure,  marching  concur- 
rently with  it,  we  also  successfully  effected  a  great 
moral  resanitation  in  a  certain  section  of  society, 
that,  namely,  which  was  connected  with  crime  and 
mendicancy.  But  a  much  more  advanced,  and,  in- 
deed, entirely  different  ideal  of  resanitation  has  been 
silently  at  work  all  this  time ;  while  we  have  delayed 
mentioning  it  until  now,  because  the  full  fruition  of 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.  225 

the  work  did  not  appear  for  these  several  centuries. 
I  shall  now  enter  upon  this  further  great  step  of 
society,  and  call  it  distinctively — 

A  Completing  Social  Eesanitation. 

"  Honour  to  whom  honour  is  due."     That  distin- 
guished ancestor  of  mine,  of  a  thousand  years  back, 
whom  I  have  such  repeated  occasion  to  call  up  in 
such  long  retrospect — the  great  founder  of  my  house, 
and  of  that   great  provision  trade  in  which  his  de- 
scendants have  ever  since  been  engaged,  and  who  in 
this,  as  well,  probably,  as  countless  other  matters  of 
his  day,  if  every  one  had  his  due  and  at  its  due  time, 
ought  to  have  been  and  would  have  been  much  more 
highly  and  more  publicly  appreciated  by  his  genera- 
tion,— has  left  on  record  how,  through  his  own  sole 
instrumentality,  this  remarkable  resanitation  took  its 
beginning.     Now,  indeed,  the  whole  story  belongs  to 
the  world's   fame.     My  great  ancestor,  noticing,  on 
one  occasion,   amongst  the  juvenile  street  Arabs  of 
his  day — a  day  when  such  social  spectacles  were  still 
possible  in  our  midst, — certain  naturally  healthful  and 
perfect  forms,  although  otherwise  rag-covered,  soiled, 
and   totally  neglected,  the  idea  occurred  to  him  to 
collect  together  and   carefully  train  all  such  perfect 
forms.     They  were   to    be   specially  brought   up   in 
separate  institutions,  where  they  might  be  duly  edu- 
cated so  as  to  complete  all  the  rudimentary  advan- 
tages nature  had  given  them,  and  thus  be  sent  forth 
into  the  world  as  a  kind  of  superior  race — a  natural 
nobility — to  take,  by  force  of  pure  personal  quality, 
their  natural  lead  in  society. 

Q 


226  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

How  far  my  noble-minded  and  disinterested  an- 
cestor foresaw  all  that  was  ultimately  to  come  of  his 
novel  idea,  we  are  not  told.  Any  way,  his  originating 
movement  had  very  grand  results.  But  he  had  at 
first  to  fight  his  battle  against  universal  opposition : 
his  own  wife,  as  he  has  amusingly  recorded,  fight- 
ing most  vigorously  of  all  against  his  future  fame. 
Although  unsparing  of  his  own  means,  progress  at 
first  was  slow.  But  the  idea  afterwards  gained 
ground,  and,  ere  its  author  left  the  world,  he  saw 
the  promise  of  its  substantial  success.  Indeed,  the 
subject,  very  soon  after,  assumed  such  importance 
as  to  become  a  public  question,  which  the  State  in- 
corporated with  that  of  the  general  education  of  the 
people ;  that  is  to  say,  the  State  enjoined  a  distinctive 
drafting  out  of  all  young  children  of  perfect  health 
and  form,  whose  high  natural  advantages  were  to  be 
specially  supplemented  by  all  the  superior  educational 
advantages  for  which  they  showed  themselves  capable. 
The  State  looked,  by  way  of  reward,  to  the  rearing  of 
quite  a  superior  class  of  subjects,  and  the  consequently 
increased  credit  and  accelerated  advancement  of  the 
country. 

At  first,  of  course,  only  the  very  poorest  classes 
submitted  to  be  the  objects  of  this  distinctive  charity, 
for  as  such  it  had  doubtless  commenced;  while  the 
title  of  "  nature's  nobility,"  which  was  early  conferred 
upon  the  new  order,  had  probably  no  complimentary 
intention.  But,  as  generations  passed,  nature's 
nobility  began  to  crop  up  all  through  society,  and 
to  exhibit  qualities  which  gave  to  it  commanding 
social  and  intellectual  position.  To  enter  the  lists  of 
the  new  order  was  no  longer  a  contemptible  object, 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  227 

and  there  was  a  gradual  dissociation  from  connection 
with  public  charity.  That  latter  aspect  of  the  case 
had  already  been  suj)erseded,  when  the  resanitated 
body  had  risen  to  conspicuous  dimensions,  and  already 
included  many  of  the  most  prominent  citizens.  There 
began,  on  the  other  hand,  a  natural  tendency  towards 
a  special  and  separate  order — the  order,  namely,  of 
perfect  sanitude  in  mind  and  body.  But  the  ranks 
of  this  order  remained  always  open  to  the  like  qualities 
from  outside  ;  and  at  length  every  one  without,  who 
could  pass  the  due  medical  ordeal,  pressed  eagerly 
into  the  ranks  of  this  natural  nobility. 

Centuries  had  thus  passed,  and  a  painful  transition 
scene  was  evidently  impending  over  society.  Almost 
from  the  very  first,  the  then  despised  nature's  nobility 
had  shown  a  disposition  to  intermarry  amongst  them- 
selves. And  what  wonder  !  for  where  else  were  found 
such  beautiful  S23ecimens  of  either  sex?  And  now, 
when  generations  and  centuries  had  done  their  further 
work,  this  custom  of  restrictive  intermarriage  became 
more  and  more  the  practice  of  the  new  order.  The 
inevitable  end  began  at  last  to  heave  in  sight ;  for, 
on  one  side  was  this  new  order,  which,  in  all  its 
vigorous  superiority  of  body  and  mind,  had  now 
entered  upon  the  full  supervision  and  command  of 
society  ;  on  the  other  side  a  mass  of  human  infirmity, 
from  which  the  other  section  could  hardly  but  feel 
increasingly  impatient  to  be  free.  When  those  latter 
ruling  powers  not  only  rejected  alliances  for  them- 
selves with  this  distempered  remnant  of  the  old 
society,  but  at  last,  as  a  sanitary  measure  in  the 
public  interest,  prohibited  marriage  amongst  all  its 
membership,  the  last  vestiges  of  the  old  condition  were 
finally  to  disappear. 


228  A   THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 

They  did  disappear  accordingly,  and  thenceforward 
we  started  as,  in  many  respects,  a  renovated  race  ; 
while  other  countries,  in  view  of  such  results,  acted 
more  or  less  upon  our  example.  An  appreciably 
greater  health  and  vigour  per^^aded  all  scientific, 
business,  and  general  life,  which  told  marvellously  on 
our  national  progress.  I  often  wonder  even  now  at 
the  busy  spectacle  around  me,  for  doubtless  we  still 
benefit  from  the  renovating  effects  of  that  great  move- 
ment. Take  my  worthy  old  father,  for  instance,  who 
in  spite  of  nearly  a  century  of  years,  is  yet  as  early 
and  as  hard  at  business  as  the  youngest  of  us,  and 
earning  always  a  great  deal  more  than  he  spends. 
May  Heaven  long  preserve  —  may  Heaven,  as  I 
dutifully  repeat,  prosper  him  to  the  uttermost ! 

The  Selphnil  Family. 

Amongst  the  lingering  survivors  of  those  old  social 
remnants,  whose  final  extinction  we  have  just  recorded 
was  the  last  representative  of  one  of  the  great  families 
of  the  old  times  and  systems  now  passed  away.  This 
family  was  that  of  the  Selphnils.  In  its  high  days 
of  those  old  times,  there  had  been  Dukes  of  Selphnil, 
with  great  property  inheritance ;  but  when  primo- 
geniture and  entail  laws  and  other  artificial  family 
props  had  been  done  away  with,  and,  as  the  new  rule, 
every  one  had  to  stand  or  fall  by  his  own  qualities  and 
merits,  the  Selphnil  family  fell  all  behind  in  the 
common  race,  and,  sad  to  say,  its  last  rej)resentative 
died  in  the  Public  Charity.  All  that  remained  of  the 
old  grandeur  was  his  name.  Even  that  the  neighbours 
had  inappreciatively  abbreviated;  but  while  they  called 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  229 

him  only  Freddie  Selfie,  the  proper  family  and  bap- 
tismal designation  was  Frederick  Adolphus  Con- 
stantine  Maximilian  Ferdinand  Alphonso  Nicholas 
Wilhelmus  Napoleon  Caesar  Augustus  Tiberius  Selphnil. 

The  great  Selphnil  family  had  been  more  con- 
spicuous in  these  modern  than  in  more  ancient  times. 
There  were  not  so  many  Selphnils  in  feudal  days. 
In  tracing  back  the  particular  family  line  now  in 
question,  some  trader  or  banker  turns  up  with  a 
deal  of  money ;  but  the  family  in  after  times  do  not 
dwell  overmuch  upon  this  fundamental  personage. 
It  little  matters,  to  be  sure,  whether  his  name  was 
Brown,  Jones,  or  Robinson,  seeing  his  descendants 
changed  it,  when,  at  an  early  stage,  they  married 
into  the  Selphnils,  and  took  their  name.  These 
Selphnils,  after  that  accession,  with  large  and  en- 
tailed estates,  became  a  great  and  flourishing  family. 
They  could  proudly  boast  that  Selphnils  were  to  be 
abundantly  met  with  throughout  even  the  very  highest 
ranks. 

The  staff  and  stay  of  Selphnil  greatness  was  "  the 
family."  The  mere  individual  personality  disappeared. 
Apart  from  his  family  and  his  nobility,  as  the  first 
duke  gloried  in  saying,  he  himself  was  nothmg.  The 
family  fortunes  were  at  their  height  with  this  first 
Duke  of  Selphnil.  There  had  previously  been  in 
succession,  Baron,  Viscount,  Earl,  and  Marquis 
Selphnil.  The  great  life's  aim  of  the  baron  had 
been  to  be  viscount,  of  the  viscount  to  be  earl,  of 
the  earl  to  be  marquis,  and  now,  from  a  marquis, 
the  family  ambition,  with  its  traditional  instincts, 
turns  to  the  dukedom. 

But  the  path,  even  to  such  honours,  in  these  com- 


230  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

paratively  practical  and  prosaic  times,  was  not  always 
up  to  the  noble  marquis's  mind  and  taste.  The 
premier  of  the  day,  for  instance,  with  whom  he  must 
needs  come  in  contact  about  this  coveted  honour, 
albeit,  happily  for  the  marquis's  cause  and  prospects, 
of  Conservative  politics,  was,  as  the  marquis  described 
him,  one  Smith,  who  was  not  only  destitute  of  the 
slightest  particle  of  nobility  in  his  family,  but  who, 
even  worse  still,  seemed  indifferent  on  tliat  point,  and 
whose  immediate  ancestry,  to  use  the  marquis's 
dignified  family-like  expression,  for  even  but  a  single 
step  backwards,  had  actually  kept  a  shop. 

To  such  a  premier,  then,  he,  a  peer  of  the  realm, 
must  needs  address  himself.  The  said  premier  was, 
first  of  all,  a  man  of  business ;  and,  in  his  cordial 
reception  of  the  noble  marquis,  he  had  at  least  one 
eye  upon  the  large  family  estates,  and  the  number  of 
votes  that  might  possibly  come  of  them  in  times  of 
need.  But  there  was  still  one  difficulty  attending  the 
noble  marquis's  application  for  promotion.  What 
were  the  merits  ?  What  could  the  willing-enough 
premier  plead,  to  a  critically  curious,  and  not  seldom 
rather  troublesome  pubHc,  as  warrant  for  the  required 
step  ? 

The  marquis  had  to  suppress,  as  he  best  could,  his 
indignant  sense  of  this  modern  method  with  the  noble 
and  titled  classes  of  society.  Were  these  honours  then 
to  be  trucked  and  trafficked  for,  as  though  peerages 
were  the  common  articles  of  a  market  ?  Merits,  for- 
sooth !  He  had  thought  that  a  sufficient  merit  might 
have  been  his  being  already  a  marquis,  in  claiming  to 
be  a  duke.  In  the  end.  Premier  Smith,  it  is  to  be 
feared,  was  "  the  unjust  judge  "  of  that  occasion  with 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  231 


his  importunate  suitor,  and  perhaps  for  much  the 
same  reason  as  swayed  his  prototype.  So  the  marquis 
became  Duke  of  Selphnil. 

But  this  Smith  was,  after  all,  an  incurably  vulgar 
fellow,  as  the  following  incident,  in  the  duke's  own 
experience  and  narrating,  would  show.  A  govern- 
ment berth  had  been  resolved  upon  for  a  young 
cadet  of  the  duke's  family;  and,  of  course,  the 
youth's  high  connections  were  all  duly  arrayed  in  the 
duke's  application  on  his  behalf;  so  that  he  w^as  run 
in,  upon  all  this  recommendatory  category,  as  for 
assured  victory.  But  what  are  the  young  man's 
own  qualities  ?  asked  the  busy  premier,  somewhat 
abruptly.  The  duke  tartly  rejoined  that  he  thought 
he  had  already  well  answered  ^that  question.  The 
applicant,  to  begin  with,  was  a  distant  connection 
of  his  own,  besides  having  other  nobility  relations 
on  the  paternal  side,  and  even  on  the  mother's  side 

he  was But  just  at  this  completing  climax  of 

the  exposition,  the  case  would  appear  to  have  broken 
down,  between  the  highly  impatient  premier  on  the 
one  hand,  and  the  highly  offended  duke  on  the  other. 
At  any  rate  the  latter  then  swore  that  he  would  plead 
for  no  more  cadets  before  Premier  Smith ;  and,  in- 
deed, having  now  secured  his  title,  he  had  resolved 
to  cut  that  person's  further  acquaintance. 

The  duke  belonged  to  the  Nowurke  branch  of  the 
Selphnils.  But  the  Nowurke  Selphnils  were  quite 
distinct  from  another  noble  family,  that  simply  of  the 
Knowurkes,  who  were  also  spreading  considerably 
about  this  time.  The  duke  rather  looked  down  upon 
this  latter  lot.  The  two  names,  he  said,  sounded  alike, 
but  the  spelling  detected  the  true  quality. 


232  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

Having  reached  the  summit  of  nobility  in  his  duke- 
dom, the  duke's  further  ambition  could  be  gratified 
only  in  the  repetition  of  additional  ducal  and  other 
titles.  His  great  aim  at  last  was  to  pile  up  all  these 
upon  his  already  crowded  escutcheon.  Thus,  the  name 
of  any  place  that  had  become  illustrious  the  duke 
would  claim  for  addition  to  his  category  of  titles.  He 
would  be  earl  of  this,  marquis  of  that,  and  duke  of  the 
other.  Smith,  his  old  enemy,  while  still  premier,  did 
not  see  much  need  to  thwart  his  political  supporter  in 
that  harmless  and  conveniently  fertile  direction;  and 
thus,  happily,  there  came  between  them,  in  the  end, 
well-nigh  a  reconciliation. 

So  grand  a  life  must  needs  be  fittingly  concluded 
by  a  grand  death.  The  noble  duke,  in  his  later 
years,  turned  all  his  mind  to  this  final  family  triumph  ; 
and,  accordingly,  the  splendid  funeral,  and  the  grand 
monument,  upon  which  was  to  be  emblazoned  all  the 
family  titles  and  greatness,  were  duly  arranged  for. 
If  anything  could  have  added  to  the  proud  satisfaction 
with  which  the  duke  must  have  gazed  back  from  the 
tomb  upon  that  resplendent  monument  of  the  titled 
glories  of  his  house,  it  might  have  been  the  fact  that 
another  monument,  to  a  different  kind  of  human 
greatness,  happened  to  stand  over  against  his  own, 
and  strikingly  to  contrast  its  brief  inscrij)tion,  wholly 
destitute  as  it  w^as  of  allusion  to  one  particle  of 
family  nobility,  or  even  a  vestige  of  the  current 
national  rank,  hereditary  or  personal,  with  all  the 
length  and  fulness  of  the  Selphnil  honours. 

The  inscription  on  the  great  duke's  grand  monument 
ran  thus  : — 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  233 

To 

THE   MOST   NOBLE 

j^iigiistus  GustavTis  Frederick  Adolphus  Ludovicus  Nicholas 
Alexander  Theodore  Christian  Maximilian  Ernest  Oscar  Con- 
stantine  William  John  Henry  Edward  George  Albert  Victor 

SELPHNIL, 

who  was  fifth  Baron,  fourth  Viscount,  third  Earl,  second 
Marquis,  and  first  Duke  of  Selphnil ;  Marquis  Laplace  and 
Diike  de  Lesseps  ;  Baron,  Viscount,  Earl,  Marquis,  and  Duke 
of  Washington  ;  Duke  of  Waterloo  and  Inkerman,  of  Aphgan- 
Robburts  and  Cairowolseley  ;  Earl  of  Arkwright,  Jameswatt, 
Smeaton  and  Stephenson  ;  Marquis  of  Smithadam,  Humeton 
and  Gibbon ville  ;  Earl  of  Siemens  and  Bessemer,  and  Duke 
of  Richardowen,  Portdarwin,  Huxleyville,  and  Tyndalton. 
Also,  Selphnil  MacSelphnil,  and  the  MacSelphnil  of  that  Ilk 
in  North  Britain ;  and  Selphnil  O' Selphnil,  and  the  O'Selphnil 
of  Bally  Selphnil,  in  the  Sister  Isle,  and  territorially  affiliated 
to  the  O'Shillelaghs  of  Donnybrook,  in  the  most  ancient  peerage 
of  Ireland. 

The   other  monument   above  alluded  to  was  in- 
scribed as  follows : — 

To 
CHARLES  ROBERT  DARWIN, 

Fellow  of  the  Royal  Society  ; 
Author  of  "  The  Origin  of  Species  ;  " 
Founder  of  his  age's  accepted  Theory  of  the 
Evolution  of  all  Organic  Being. 


234  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 


CHAPTEK  XII. 

THE    TWENTY-FOURTH   CENTURY:    ITS   RELIGIOUS   ASPECTS. 

The  reasonableness  of  our  own  religious  ways  and  views  may 
be  best  judged  by  transferring  them  to  some  other  and  opposing 
creed,  in  order  to  see  how  they  looked  in  that  changed  light. — 
Author,  chap.  i. 

When  certain  parties  laughed  at  the  Pope,  the  Pope  said 
that  people  ought  not  to  laugh  at  Religion. — Author,  chap.  xv. 

This  chapter,  like  its  two  predecessors,  is  to  be 
devoted  to  one  particular  feature,  but  which,  as  in 
these  other  cases,  will  be  found  also  illustrative  of  the 
time  at  which  we  have  now  arrived.  In  this  chapter, 
then,  I  propose  to  deal  with  religious  aspects.  After 
five  centuries  of  retrospect,  how  fared  the  various 
religious  bodies  of  our  country  ?  How  fared  our  great 
national  Church,  reconstructed,  as  we  had  left  it,  upon 
the  comprehensive  basis  of  Scripture  ?  What  were 
the  religious  aspects  of  the  world  generally  ? 

The  Great  Mormon  Church. 

The  future.  Gray  would  assert,  belonged  to  Mormon  truth. 
Might  he  but  see  what  his  Church  would  be  five  hundred  or  a 
thousand  years  hence  ! — Author,  chap.  i. 

The  Mormon  Church  had  by  this  time  taken  the  first 
position  in  its  original  stronghold,  the  great  United 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  235 

States  of  America,  and  from  that  centre  its  churches 
and  missions  extended  conspicuously  over  all  the  rest 
of  the  world.  The  head  of  the  Church  at  the  time  in 
question  was  Pope-President  Brigham  XIV.,  who 
wielded  his  vast  spiritual  sway  at  the  great  Mormon 
metropolis,  St.  Brigham,  formerly  Salt  Lake  City, 
from  whence,  periodically,  the  Holy  Fathers  of  the 
Church,  of  most  blessed  memory  to  all  believers, 
issued  their  encyclicals,  not  merely  urhi  et  orbi,  like 
another  erroneous  and  once  pretentious  Church,  but 
in  these  days  of  science  as  Eeligion's  handmaid,  alike 
to  the  city,  the  world,  and  the  universe.  Such  being 
the  great  Mormon  standpoint,  let  us  glance  at  one  of 
Pope  Brigham's  encyclicals  of  this  time.  After  an 
outpouring  of  blessing  and  parental  love  over  all  the 
faithful,  he  surveyed,  in  strains  of  wrathful  pity,  the 
whole  outside  Gentile  world.  How  blessed  a  thing, 
he  said,  if  the  reign  of  God  could  be  substituted  all 
over  the  earth,  instead  of  the  reign  of  man !  Must 
they  not  continue  to  aim  at  this  most  blessed  attain- 
ment !  An  inscrutable  Providence  still  tolerates 
religious  error  and  irreligious  agency  in  the  world. 
It  was  not  for  them  to  presume  to  imitate  such 
mysterious  indifference.  They  must  ever  be  ready, 
either  by  help  of  the  blessed  Danites,  or  by  other 
available  agency,  to  secure  the  whole  earth  for  the 
blessed  Saints'  use,  to  the  due  honour  of  God,  and 
the  full  maintenance  of  His  Truth. 

Its  Trials. 

Their  Holy  Church  had  its  trials.  There  was  con- 
stant and  cruel  persecution,  at  the  instance  of  an 
opposing  or  indifferent  secular  arm,  in  hindering  and 


236  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

circumscribing  the  Church  in  her  divinely  appointed 
domain  of  morals  and  religion,  and  denying  her  right, 
as  the  superior  authority,  to  define  the  line  which 
should  separate  the  inferior  secular  power.  Not  only 
all  over  the  world,  but  even  in  our  own  holy  city  St. 
Brigham,  Eoman,  Greek,  Anglican,  miscellaneous 
Protestant,  and  countless  other  religious  errors,  are 
freely  permitted  to  be  taught,  to  the  great  distress 
of  our  loving  heart,  which  would  have  all  to  be  saved, 
and  even  by  force  if  necessary,  through  Mormon  truth. 
Then,  again,  there  is  an  accursed  so-called  "  liberal " 
element  in  our  midst — a  camp  of  traitors,  whom  the 
Church,  but  for  the  yearnings  of  her  too  loving  heart 
even  over  disobedient  and  rebellious  children,  would 
and  should  have  long  ago  expelled.  Would  not  the 
political  vote,  which  the  Church  could  command,  if  all 
her  members  were  but  faithful,  have  long  ago  rectified 
many  of  her  wrongs  ?  Withal,  however,  the  Church 
had  also 

Its  Triumphs. 

He  would  first  turn  to  the  divinely  inspired  infalli- 
bility of  the  earthly  head  of  the  Church,  the  prophet, 
priest,  and  revelator,  who  alone  received  Heaven's 
instructions.  When  profane  objectors  outside  asked 
how  the  successors  to  our  holy  and  blessed  but 
fallible  Joseph  were  infallible  and  therefore  greater 
than  their  original,  we  easily  answered  such  theo- 
logical error  and  confusion  by  the  plain  statement 
that  "the  infallibility  of  the  successor  of  Joseph  is 
a  tradition  from  the  beginning  of  the  Mormon  faith." 
And  when  it  was  again  helplessly  asked  from  outside 
how  all  this  could  be  known,  we  were  promptly  ready 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  237 

to  rejoin  that  "  The  Church  itself  can  and  does  know 
its  own  evidence  and  its  own  tradition."  The  Church 
is  thus  above  mere  history. 

And  again,  spite  of  all  trials,  was  not  this,  in  many 
respects,  a  blessed  time  to  the  Church  ?  Were  not 
the  "  holy  relics  "  of  old  but  blessed  and  still  fragrant 
saints  the  objects  of  the  daily  worship  of  the  faith- 
ful ?  Were  there  not  miraculous  apparitions  still  all 
about  us,  the  holy  and  blessed  old  St.  Joseph  and 
St.  Brigham  appearing  and  reappearing  to  many? 
If  these  divinely  sent  apparitions  were  now  vouchsafed 
only  to  young  children  and  some  few  women,  that 
was  but  a  fitting  rebuke  and  punishment  to  the  un- 
belief of  the  age.  It  was  indeed  sad  to  think  that 
the  many  striking  miracles,  so  well  established  in 
the  Church's  earlier  traditions,  had  now  ceased  in 
consequence  of  unbelief.  But  the  Church's  triumph 
was  none  the  less  for  the  simple  believing  minds  of 
its  true  flock.  The  unquestioning  faith  of  young 
children  had  been  especially  rewarded  by  miraculous 
apparitions — apparitions,  too,  which,  in  an  exemplary 
way,  it  could  hardly  be  doubted,  had  been  of  purpose 
made  punitively  invisible  to  the  scepticism  of  more 
advanced  years. 

Mormon  truth  coming  direct  from  Heaven,  through 
its  inspired  earthly  head,  consequently  he  alone  was 
infallible  upon  earth.  In  two  grand  instances  in 
particular,  in  the  Church's  experience,  was  this  direct 
revelation  triumphantly  and  most  publicly  manifested 
to  the  whole  world. 

1.  When,  in  our  earlier  history,  the  secular  power 
persisted  in  interfering  with  our  "peculiar  domestic 
institution,"  and,  forsooth,  in  describing  as  human 


238  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

immorality  that  which,  under  heavenly  guidance,  our 
most  Holy  Church's  authorities  had  sanctioned ;  and 
just  as  the  Church,  to  all  mere  human  seeming,  was 
about  to  succumb  to  this  gross  secular  attack,  a 
direct  revelation,  just  at  the  critical  time,  saved  her. 
That  revelation,  as  we  all  know,  was  to  the  effect 
that  the  sealing  of  the  woman  by  material  and  con- 
summating marriage  was  unnecessary,  spiritual  mar- 
riage being  sufficient,  nay,  even  preferable,  as  being 
less  sensual,  as  well  as  a  simpler  and  higher  course. 
In  one  moment  our  devouring  enemies  were  utterly 
baffled  in  their  machinations,  and  the  Church's 
triumph  complete. 

2.  The  great  controversy  about  "  The  Language  of 
Heaven  "  must  ever  be  an  inspiring  recollection  of 
the  Church,  as  being  conspicuously  one  amongst  her 
many,  triumphs.  The  Holy  Father,  Brigham  the 
First,  of  far-off  but  ever  blessed  memory,  in  address- 
ing some  foreign- speaking  emigrants,  then  recently 
arrived  in  Utah,  had  exhorted  them  to  acquire  the 
English  language,  for  English,  he  added,  is  the  lan- 
guage of  heaven.  This  remarkable  statement  passed 
comparatively  unnoticed  at  the  time.  But  after  the 
Church  had  passed  through  the  definitions  of  the 
infallibilities  of  her  great  earthly  Head,  the  high  im- 
port of  this  revealed  and  recorded  utterance  of  the 
prophet,  priest,  and  revelator  of  Mormon  truth  could 
not  possibly  be  longer  overlooked.  Here  then,  truly, 
was  a  wondrous  fact,  given  to  the  world  through  the 
Church.  Where  and  how  could  mere  science  have 
attained  such  knowledge  ?  And  yet  this  said  science 
was  forthwith  busy  with  difficulties,  and  brought  on  a 
controversy  that  required  all  the  bracing  up  of  true 


A   THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE.  239 

faith.  But,  in  this  memorable  controversy,  while  the 
fainter  hearts  amongst  us  at  first  hesitated,  faith 
plunged  boldly  in,  and  pushed  as  boldly  on  to  the 
victorious  end. 

At  its  outset,  and  for  long  after,  the  controversy 
was  a  fierce  one,  for  science,  in  her  blind  self-reliance, 
had  asserted  that  English  was  not  even  an  ancient 
language,  much  less,  as  the  language  of  heaven,  the 
original  tongue.  But  Heaven,  which  surely  knew 
best,  had  answered  difi'erently ;  and  thenceforward 
the  Church,  by  her  whole  education  and  ability, 
defended  and  proved  Heaven's  answer.  Soon  the 
literature  of  the  sacred  subject  became,  on  the  Church's 
side  at  least,  a  huge  library  of  itself;  while  the 
Church,  as  she  was  justly  entitled,  held  in  con- 
temptuous disregard  those  of  her  oj)ponents  who 
adventured  into  the  controversy  without  first  master- 
ing its  literature.  And  thus  the  Church  had  admit- 
tedly, at  last,  all  the  argument  to  herself;  or,  in 
other  words,  she  emerged  from  the  fight  completely 
victorious.  She  was  able  to  trace  the  original  English 
of  the  Garden  of  Eden — perfect  then,  as  now  spoken, 
but  lapsing,  after  the  Fall  and  Babel,  into  Hebraic 
and  other  inferiorities,  to  be  thenceforward  redeemed, 
through  our  transitional  and  Hebrew-looking  old 
English  character,  into  the  modern  letters  and 
language  of  perfect  English,  the  language  alike  of 
earth  and  heaven. 

Other  or  Lesser  Churches  :  the  Old  Eoman. 

Other  popes  or  religious  heads  sought  at  this  time 
to  enter  a  periodic  appearance,  as  well  as  the  Mormon, 


240  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

although  not  always  with  equal  commanding  authority. 
Eome  still  held  up  her  old  head,  but  now  at  last  in 
diminished  power,  and  with  relatively  reduced  follow- 
ing. She  had  continued  her  independent  self-develop- 
ing career,  but  every  successive  doctrinal  step  had 
developed  a  limping  human  element,  unable  to  keep 
up  with  the  pace,  and  either  left  behind  by  voluntary 
secession,  or  forcibly  expelled  by  the  truth- avenging 
Church.  Thus,  when  the  personal  infallibility  was 
defined  and  proclaimed  towards  the  end  of  the  nine- 
teenth century,  it  was  permissively  an  "  Ex-Cathedra- 
only-InfaUibility."  But  when  the  "  Wholly-Infallible  " 
question  came  on  in  the  next  century,  and  the  grudging 
and  faith-wanting  spirit  of  the  Ex-Cathedra-only- 
Infallible  was  finally  condemned  by  the  Church,  and 
its  half-hearted  maintainers  had  seceded  or  been  ex- 
pelled, the  triumphant  Church  emerged  with  narrowed 
dimensions ;  and  these  were  afterwards  still  further 
successively  reduced  when  the  popes  were  made  equal 
to  angels,  then  superior  to  angels,  and  so  on;  the 
Chm-ch,  however,  always  concurrently  maintaining 
that  all  these  steps  were  alike  within  the  knowledge 
and  tradition  of  the  Church  from  the  very  first. 

The  Anglican. 

Meanwhile,  our  national  Anglican  Church,  Pro- 
testant and  Scriptural,  had  pursued  her  quiet  and 
steady,  her  comprehensive  but  unprivileged  way.  She 
avoided,  in  her  teaching,  those  extreme  views  and 
doctrines  which  she  held  to  have  been  tacked  on,  by 
after  developments,  to  the  simplicity  of  the  original 
gospel,  and  which  ever  tended  to  throw  a  certain 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  241 

moral  improbability  over  religion.  She  thus  under- 
mined and  essentially  weakened  one  of  the  most  active 
irritants  to  scepticism.  Thus,  too,  she  was  able  to 
count  a  much  larger  roll  of  Christian  belief,  and 
much  more  of  Church  attendance,  than  there  had 
been  in  the  comparatively  meagre  response  of  the 
past,  all  its  sectarian  and  Sabbatarian  zeal  notwith- 
standing. 

Others,  Various  and  Conflicting. 

Reed  was  specially  strong  for  common-sense  in  religion, — 
Author,  chap.  i. 

Turning  next  from  this  quiet  even-tenour  religious 
life  of  the  great  body  of  our  society  of  that  time,  let 
us  now  view,  in  their  more  energetic  aspects,  the 
many,  but  in  a  comparative  sense  with  the  world's 
enlarged  population,  the  numerically  small  surround- 
ing sects.  Ever  aggressive  as  all  of  these  were,  alike 
upon  the  main  body  of  quiet  respectable  society,  and 
upon  each  other,  the  aggression  was  ever  most 
vigorous  where  the  doctrine  was  most  extreme  and 
the  membership  most  limited.  Truth,  as  they  each 
explained  this  striking  feature  of  their  respective 
cases,  lay  deep  in  a  well,  and  it  was  ever  fewer  and 
fewer  who  followed  the  descent  to  its  most  rigorous 
depths.  These  small  outflanking  bodies,  then,  all 
skirmished  incessantly  with  the  great  mass  of  steady 
and  quiet  society,  which,  in  their  view,  had  been  lulled 
to  destroying  sleep  by  devices  of  the  evil  one.  But 
withal  they  still  more  vigorously  turned  upon  one 
another. 

Let  us  glance  for  a  moment  at  some  of  their  con- 


242  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

troversies  and  contests.  None  were  more  contentious 
or  more  self-assertive  than  the  various  small  Ultra- 
Calvinistic  bodies.  In  particular,  the  Unmitigated 
Calvinists,  as  from  a  lofty  pinnacle  of  faith,  looked 
down  in  contempt,  even  upon  such  seemingly  near 
kindred  as  the  Mitigated  and  Eeason-Eeconciliation 
Calvinists;  and  as  for  the  Use-of-means  Calvinists, 
these  Unmitigateds  would  not,  spiritually  speaking, 
even  touch  them  with  the  tongs.  These  Unmitigated 
Calvinists  claimed  to  be  always  equal  to  the  utter- 
most extremity  of  their  principles,  scorning  to  shirk, 
in  their  ultra-elective  doctrine,  even  the  original 
chance-medley  of  the  divine  dice.  The  more  they 
slapped  mere  human  reason  in  the  face,  and  the 
more  unhesitatingly  they  accepted  the  slaps,  the 
more  were  they  assured  of  inclusion  in  the  small 
number  of  the  elect. 

The  Unmitigated  Calvinists  had  special  strife  at 
times  with  the  Eeason-Eeconciliation  Calvinists,  which, 
according,  at  least,  to  the  record  of  the  latter,  were 
not  always  a  success.  The  Eeason-Eeconciliation 
Calvinists  have  recorded  the  following  triumph  over 
their  opponents.  The  latter  had  sought  to  pose  the 
other  with  the  following  problem :  Supposing  Scrip- 
ture to  assert  that  a  circle  was  a  square,  in  what  way 
was  the  revealed  fact  to  be  taken  ?  The  Unmitigateds 
had  no  sooner  delivered  their  question,  than  they 
rushed  the  ground,  by  anticipation,  with  what  seemed 
to  them  the  only  possible  answer,  namely,  that  the 
Scripture  fact  was  to  be  believed  simply  as  given. 
But  the  Eeason-Eeconciliationists  enth-ely  opposed 
this  conclusion.  ''How,"  said  they,  "could  a  thing 
be  what,  in  the  very  terms  of  the  proposition,  it  was 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.  243 

not  ?  "  Their  solution  was  completely  different.  They 
first  defined  the  figure  in  question  to  be  a  circular 
square,  and  then,  whatever  that  might  be,  they 
believed  it  accordingly. 

These  Eeason-Eeconciliationists  record  other  vic- 
tories. The  Ultra-Wesleyans  had  complained  that, 
in  the  terrible  Calvinistic  system,  the  divine  hate 
seemed  far  broader  cast  than  the  divine  love ;  whereas 
with  them,  on  the  contrary,  the  love  so  overflowed,  as 
well-nigh  to  put  the  other  out  of  sight.  There  ought, 
as  they  contended,  to  be,  at  the  least,  an  equality. 
But  the  Keason-Eeconciliationists  hastened  to  explain. 
They  frankly  admitted  that,  on  a  merely  numerical 
consideration  their  opponents  might  be  right.  But, 
on  the  other  hand,  as  to  that  prime  difficulty,  the 
comparative  handful  of  the  saved,  the  unutterable 
infinity  of  the  love,  and  that  too  from  all  eternity,  and 
wholly  without  reference  to  personal  deserts  in  its 
objects,  made  up  altogether  a  leverage  sufficient  to 
bring  the  balance  to  an  even  beam. 

A  zealous  Ultra-Mormon  elder  had  challenged  all 
outer  Gentile  error  to  a  discussion  upon  proofs  of 
Mormon  truth  ;  and  the  challenge  had  been  accepted, 
not  without  general  surprise,  by  a  quiet  Anglican 
bishop.  On  the  principle,  once  for  all,  that  one  ultra- 
zealot  could  be  out-argued  only  by  another  zealot  still 
more  ultra  than  himself,  these  ultra-type  sectaries 
were  usually  let  alone  by  all  quiet  and  sensible 
mortals.  And  how,  then,  fared  this  exceptional  case  ? 
The  account  of  it,  transmitted  by  the  Mormon  side,  is 
very  awful  indeed,  as  illustrating  the  natural  depravity 
and  unreason  existing  everywhere  outside  of  Mormon 
truth.     When  that  truth  was  vindicated  by  such  con- 


244  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

vincing  incidents  as  even  infants  of  six  or  seven  years 
— twice  blessed  little  saints — longing  and  praying  to 
be  quit  of  this  vile  earth,  that  they  might  ascend  at 
once  to  Mormon  paradise,  at  whose  bright  shining 
gates  those  most  holy  and  fragrant  saints  of  the 
Church,  Joseph  and  Brigham,  were  ever  waiting  to 
receive  and  welcome  them, — when  all  this,  and  much 
more  to  the  like  decisive  effect,  was  duly  set  forth,  what 
was  the  answer  of  the  opposing  son  of  Belial  ?  He 
merely  said,  in  reply,  that  there  were  still  available 
certain  old  institutions,  at  Han  well  and  Bedlam,  where 
such  ecstatic  states  were  carried  to  still  higher  perfec- 
tion, and  for  which,  therefore,  all  such  true  Mormons 
should  go  on  to  qualify. 

Miraculous  intervention,  on  their  special  behalf,  was 
the  great  aim  and  ambition  of  these  various  and  inter- 
warring  sects.  Each  body  claimed,  of  course,  count- 
less invisible  miracles  in  its  own  behalf;  and  each 
knew  that  while  its  own  miracles  were  true,  those  of 
most  of  the  others  were  but  the  devices  of  the  devil. 
But  what  was  specially  longed  for  by  each  body — and, 
oh,  how  longed  for !— was  but  one  unmistakable  mii'acle 
that  might,  perforce,  be  seen  and  acknowledged  by  all 
other  and  opposing  bodies.  Many  attempts  were 
made  by  one  and  another,  and  with  no  small  adroit- 
ness, to  force  Heaven,  as  it  were,  to  show  its  hand  in 
their  special  case.  ''  Answers  to  prayer  "  had  been  in 
chief  favour  as  a  leverage  of  this  kind,  and  most  sects 
had  more  or  less  of  a  triumphant  record  in  this  way. 
There  had  been  quite  a  mania  in  that  j)articular 
direction  about  this  time ;  and  this  trap  system,  as  it 
was  called,  had  resulted  in  various  triumphs  to  many 
various  sects.     Let  us  tm-n  for  illustration  to  the  case 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  245 

of  one  of  these  bodies,  which  had  been  even  more  than 
usually  paraded  by  its  members  for  its  signally  striking 
results. 

This  was  the  prayer-answering  case  of  the  Ultra- 
Evangelicals,  a  residuary  body,  left  behind  after  the 
great  mass  of  the  original  membership  had  subsided 
into  the  common  national  and  scriptural  church.  This 
body  had  selected  an  ingenious  and  notable  plan  for 
forcing,  as  it  were,  an  answer  to  pra^^er;  and  its 
members  have  themselves  put  on  record  their  high 
satisfaction  with  its  success.  A  church  order  was 
issued  to  the  effect  that  all  the  Ultra-Evangelical 
Hospitals,  on  the  one  side  of  a  certain  line,  should  be 
diligently  prayed  for,  while  all  on  the  other  side  should 
be  as  diligently  omitted  from  prayer.  The  hospital 
was  still  a  necessary  feature  in  life's  crowding  condi- 
tions, and  religious  and  proselytizing  zeal  were  always 
still  more  wanting  and  wishing  and  creating  the 
necessity.  After  a  due  interval,  the  results  were 
collected  and  reduced. 

There  was  no  small  consternation  throughout  the 
body  at  the  first  aspects  of  the  result.  There  appeared, 
indeed,  as  expected,  a  difference  between  the  two 
sides ;  but  it  was,  after  all,  but  an  unimportant 
matter,  and,  what  was  much  worse  still,  it  was  actually 
against  the  side  prayed  for.  Hereupon,  however,  a 
member,  who  belonged  to  the  Statistical  Society, 
administered  some  comfort,  for  the  moment,  by  the 
explanation  that  the  hostile  fraction,  as  it  was  called, 
would  have  entirely  disappeared  had  the  areas  of  cases 
been  larger.  But  the  Church  leaders  were  soon  aware 
of  the  utter  unsatisfactoriness  of  this  secular  explana- 
tion of  the  said  fraction.     That  indication  as   they 


246  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

now,  after  due  deliberation,  held  was  obviously  divine 
disapproval  of  what  had  been  done,  and  as  such  it 
was,  when  rightly  viewed,  as  much  a  prayer-answering 
miracle  as  would  have  been  any  other  result. 

And  thus  the  whole  business  was  about  to  be  finally 
disposed  of,  and  indeed  with  the  expression  of  no 
small  satisfaction  to  most  of  the  body,  when  an  event 
occurred  which  altered  entirely  the  aspect  of  the  whole 
case.  An  old  woman  had  confessed  to  having  prayed 
for  the  proscribed  hospitals.  "What  the  poor  woman 
actually  did  was  to  emit  an  involuntary  ejaculation  on 
behalf  of  an  only  daughter,  who  lay  at  the  time  in 
one  of  the  hospitals  of  the  proscribed  series.  But  this 
was,  in  effect,  of  course,  a  prayer  for  all  in  that 
particular  hosj)ital ;  and,  if  for  one  hospital,  then  for 
all  in  the  proscribed  hst.  Indeed,  the  poor  old  creature 
herself  at  last  saw  all  this  as  clearly  almost  as  the 
zealous  brethren  who  had  suggested  it  all  to  her. 

Well,  then,  here  was  truly  a  grand  marvel !  The 
poor  woman's  daughter  indeed  died,  as  one  more  unit 
of  the  current  hospital  averages.  But  there  remained 
the  amazing  fact,  and  not  more  amazing  than  bene- 
ficially humbling  to  our  natural  pride,  that  the  mere 
casual  ejaculation  of  this  one  poor  old  woman  had 
been  of  equal,  nay,  even  of  fractionally  greater, 
efficacy  than  the  united  supplications,  disciplined  and 
marshalled  forth,  from  the  whole  Church  ! 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  247 


CHAPTEE  XIII. 

THE    DAWN   OP    THE    TWENTY-FIFTH   CENTURY  I    ITS 
GENERAL    ASPECTS. 

My  great  subject  was  the  crowd  of  the  world's  future. 
Nationalities  would  be  all  merged  in  those  great  days.— 
Author,  chap.  i. 

New  and  Enlarged  Career  for  our  English  Eace. 

We  have  now  reached  a  great  era  in  the  history  ahke 
of  our  country  and  of  the  world,  when  the  old  inter- 
national distinctions  are  all  to  merge  into  one  common 
citizenship  over  the  whole  earth,  one  common  industry 
and  progress,  and  the  facilities  of  one  common  speech. 
There  had  been  already,  in  various  ways,  a  heralding 
of  the  approach  of  this  new  and  grand  era  of  the 
world's  development.  Latterly,  the  world's  progres- 
sive aspects  had  made  it  obvious  to  most  observers 
that  this  great  change  was  approaching.  But  it  was 
not  until  just  upon  the  twenty-fifth  century,  that  the 
formal  abandonment  of  separate  nationalities,  and  of 
their  respective  separate  governments,  took  place, 
making  thereby,  of  the  whole  world,  one  great  and 
undivided  human  society  and  interest. 

This  was,  so  far,  a  fitting  result,  inasmuch  as  we 


248  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

had,  by  this  time,  seriously  altered  or  upset  all  the 
old  traditional  territorial  divisions  and  landmarks. 
Who  of  the  nineteenth  century,  for  instance,  looking 
ui^on  the  geography  of  the  twenty-fifth,  would  have 
recognized  that  once  insulated  Old  England  of  the 
earlier  time  ?  At  the  time  we  have  now  reached,  the 
North  Sea  had  been  filled  up  in  all  its  middle  and 
southern  shallows  ;  and  these  great  reclaimed  areas 
were  then  occupied  by  a  countless  throng  of  busy 
humanity,  where  the  Dutch-German,  the  Belgo- 
French,  and  the  English  elements  freely  commingled 
in  a  career  of  arduous  but  amicable  rivalry.  Con- 
tinuing south  and  west,  the  Channel  had  been  largely 
filled  up  by  united  English  and  French  effort ;  while 
of  the  old  Irish  Channel  there  survived  but  a  wide 
streak  of  the  deeper  water,  to  diversify  the  bright  new 
landscape  which  had  been  rescued  from  the  waves 
upon  either  side.  Elsewhere  also,  far  and  wide  over 
the  world,  the  great  oceanic  expanses  had  been 
vigorously  invaded,  and  all  the  shallower  half  of  their 
areas  been  already  redeemed  to  the  world's  terra 
Jirma. 

A  vast,  unprecedented  population  of  this  busy  man- 
kind now  overspread  the  world  from  pole  to  pole. 
The  term  ''  vast,"  however,  is  used  only  comparatively. 
The  world's  population  then  was  vast  enough  truly, 
as  compared  with  five  centuries  before;  although  it 
was  but  small  indeed,  as  compared  with  what  we 
have  attained  to  now,  after  five  more  centuries  have 
passed  over  our  busy  race.  The  world's  climate,  too, 
had  been  already  sensibly  changed  throughout,  as 
the  effect  of  those  terra  firma  extension  operations 
with  which  we  have  since,  in  these  five  subsequent 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.  249 

centuries,  made  so  mucli  still  greater  progress.  The 
narrowing  of  the  evaporable  surface  everywhere  had 
diminished  everywhere  the  old  violence  of  all  our 
meteorologic  forces.  Already  the  world  was,  to  an 
appreciable  degree,  freed  of  dark,  heavy  cloud  masses, 
heavy  and  protracted  rains,  violent  wind  storms,  and 
angry  degrees  of  thunder  and  lightning.  We,  in 
the  twenty-ninth  century,  have  still  much  further 
triumphed  over  these  common  disturbers  of  the  peace 
of  the  past,  which  have  indeed  no  longer  even  the 
pretence  of  agricultural  wants  for  their  uncomfort- 
able, inconvenient,  business-hindering,  and  ladies- 
bonnet-ruining  infliction.  Who,  I  say,  would  ever 
prefer  to  go  back  to  those  old  ways  and  freaks  of  the 
weather,  from  whose  extremes  we  have  happily  now 
been  so  thoroughly  freed  ? 

Old  England's  Last  Premier. 

Let  us  look  back,  for  just  a  passing  moment,  upon 
our  Old  England,  now  about  to  ex]3ire  as  a  separate 
and  distinctive  national  existence,  and  to  be  swallowed 
up  in  that  progress  of  the  world  to  which  she  herself, 
after  planting  her  energetic  sons  far  and  wide  over 
its  surface,  had  most  prominently  contributed,  thus 
giving  place  to  that  "larger  Britain,"  as  she  might 
now  claim  to  call  the  entire  world.  The  last  premier 
of  this  Old  England  stands  before  us,  to  make  his 
opening  address  to  the  venerable  Wittenagemot  of  his 
age  and  country.  There  still  survived,  in  form,  the 
old  Commonwealth  administration  of  a  premier  and 
his  ministry,  responsible  to  a  representative  Parlia- 
ment.    But  otherwise  the  political  drama  had  materi- 


250  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

ally  changed  in  many  of  its  aspects.  There  was  still 
an  ever- advancing  "Liberal,"  and  a  restraining  and 
opposing  ''  Conservative  "  party  in  "  the  House  "  and 
in  the  country ;  but  the  aims  and  objects  of  the  two 
contending  political  bodies  were  strikingly  different 
from  those  of  five  centuries  previous.  Political  atten- 
tion was  now,  and  had  been  for  some  time  before, 
absorbed  by  the  grand  question  of  the  impending 
change  in  the  disappearance  of  international  distinc- 
tions in  the  world.  While  the  Liberals  had  been 
cherishing  and  promoting  this  idea,  as  one  of  the 
fitting  consummations  of  human  progress  and  brother- 
hood, the  Conservatives,  on  the  other  hand,  had  been 
strenuously,  almost  even  bitterly,  opposing  it,  and 
vehemently  declaiming  against  all  this  upsetting  and 
erasing  of  the  good  old  world's  landmarks,  systems, 
and  institutions.  "Are  you  a  Nationalist,  or  an  Anti- 
nationalist  ?  "  was  then  the  great  cry.  How  odd  such 
a  controversy  looks  now  !  We,  who  are  so  long  accus- 
tomed to  the  larger  and  nobler  idea,  look  back  in 
wonder  upon  these  narrow  prejudices  of  the  past ; 
but,  at  the  comparatively  early  time  we  speak  of, 
there  was  still  a  hot  dispute  over  the  merits  of  the 
prospect,  and  a  daily  expenditure  of  much  argument 
and  eloquence  on  either  side. 

The  premier  to  whom  we  have  just  alluded,  as 
having  been  the  last  of  his  political  race,  was  a 
Liberal ;  and  the  final  triumph  of  his  party  and  its 
cause  was  achieved  when  he  formally  surrendered  his 
distinctive  premiership,  and,  along  with  it,  a  distinc- 
tively English  nationality  and  Government.  Thence- 
forward the  whole  world  became  virtually  one  people 
and  one  political  administration.     Practically,  how- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  251 

ever,  government  went  on  much  as  before,  there  bemg 
no  grounds  for  any  disturbance  of  a  revokitionary 
character.  If  certam  changes  had  become  mevitable 
in  the  nature  of  things,  yet  the  people  everywhere 
were  busy,  well-provided  for,  and  contented.  What 
had  actually  been  done  was  only  the  formal  acknow- 
ledgment of  facts — the  abandoning  of  nominal  inter- 
national distinctions,  after  the  realities  had  practically 
ceased. 

His   Portentous    Session — Inauguration   Address — 
The  Features  and  Signs  of  his  Time. 

Our  said  premier,  on  first  acceding  to  his  high 
office,  had  cast  a  portentous  glance  ahead  upon  this 
main  question  of  the  day.  Possibly  he  had  not  con- 
templated the  final  change  as  being  so  near  at  hand 
as  events  were  presently  to  show ;  and  still  less  per- 
haps that  the  final  triumph  to  his  party  should  be 
dealt  out  by  his  own  instrumentality.  But,  none  the 
less,  it  was  altogether  a  most  interesting  occasion, 
when  he  essayed  to  shadow  forth  the  imminent  ex- 
pectations of  all  the  larger-minded  of  his  countrymen ; 
and,  after  a  sarcastic  allusion  to  the  Conservative 
gloom  over  that  prospect,  passed  on  to  the  usual 
survey  of  the  world's  condition,  progress,  and  pros- 
perity, a  survey  which  had  long  been  one  of  the 
prominent  features  of  premiers'  addresses. 

In  following  our  England's  last  premier  in  this 
direction,  we  shall  omit  his  allusions  to  the  grand 
aspects  presented  by  the  scientific  progress  of  his 
time,  because  we  have  in  view  to  take,  in  our  next 
chapter,  one  connected  glance  at  this  vast  subject. 


252  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

We  shall  recall  some  of  the  most  prominent  of  his 
other  statements,  distinguishing,  as  they  do,  this 
turning  jDoint  and  departure  in  our  national  history. 

Some  Striking  Features  of  his  Time. 

Although  the  world,  in  this  premier's  day,  had  not, 
by  any  means,  attained  the  advanced  position  and 
the  huge  population  it  can  now  boast  of,  yet  there 
was  a  very  substantial  advance  towards  the  grand 
modern  destinies.  We  have  seen  that  the  edge  of 
troublesome  meteorologic  disturbance  had  been  already 
sensibly  turned.  The  comfort  as  well  as  the  profit- 
able enterprise  and  uninterrupted  industry  of  life 
had  been  further  most  materially  promoted  by  the 
common  system  of  interposing,  throughout  inhos- 
pitable latitudes  especially,  the  protection  of  an  over- 
all glass  roofing.  This  was  the  more  needed  when, 
by  the  gradual  diminution  of  cloud  and  vapour  in  our 
atmosphere,  through  the  contraction  of  the  evaporable 
ocean  sm-face  over  the  earth,  the  ever-clearer  sky 
gave  us  sharper  alternations  of  heat  and  cold,  espe- 
cially between  night  and  day.  But  now,  on  the  other 
hand,  our  protecting  glass,  by  way  of  a  closer  drawn 
and  more  reliable  overhead  sky,  enabled  us  to  make 
ourselves  comfortable  everywhere. 

The  system  of  subterranean  abode  to  which  the 
premier  next  adverted,  and  which  has  now,  in  our 
own  more  advanced  day,  been  of  stern  necessity  so 
universally  developed,  had  made,  however,  even  at  this 
time,  a  fair  progress.  There  was  still,  in  that  day,  some 
natural  variety  of  hill  and  dale  scenery  remaining 
over  the  world — unlike,  in  that  respect,  its  present 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  253 

condition,  which  has  at  last  dispensed  with  all  that 
imaginative  sort  of  thing,  so  soon  as  it  came  in  the 
way  of  people's  more  solid  interests  and  wants.  The 
ocean  shallows  had  ah-eady,  as  we  have  said  before, 
been  filled  up,  partly  by  the  levelling  of  the  old  hills, 
and  partly  by  subterranean  excavation.  A  goodly 
proportion  of  people,  who  had  been  crowded  off  the 
surface,  in  what  was,  then,  at  least,  deemed  to  be 
crowding — had  gradually  taken  to  subterranean  life. 
But  there  had  not  then,  by  any  means,  arisen  that 
dense  mass  of  layer  upon  layer,  in  downward  suc- 
cession, which  now  characterizes  our  subterranean 
existence. 

Next,  in  our  premier's  address,  came  the  food 
question.  How  are  all  the  people  off  in  that  respect 
at  this  time  ?  Indeed,  the  time  in  question  was  not 
more  one  of  the  political  transition  w^e  have  alluded 
to,  than  of  a  transition  economic,  and,  in  the  most 
literal  sense,  corporeal ;  for  the  last  remnants  of 
ploughs  and  spades  had  already  been  surrendered  as 
things  of  the  past,  and  we  at  length  depended  entirely 
on  the  chemical  laboratory  for  our  food.  And  truly, 
in  spite  of  occasional  longings  for  the  old  flesh-pots 
of  Egypt,  a  very  good  and  sure  source  of  supply 
it  has  proved  to  be,  say  T,  speaking  of  it  five  centuries 
further  on ;  and  one  also  that  has  elevated  our  great 
provision  trade  out  of  the  tedious  and  costly  delay 
and  the  unsavoury  dirt  of  the  natural  processes  of  the 
old  ways  of  it,  into  the  summary  action  and  cleanly 
processes  of  the  ways  chemical. 

People  had  not  yet,  indeed,  by  that  time,  opened 
the  more  modern  chapter  of  doubts  and  fears  about 
the  due  supply  of  phosphates  and  other  indispensables 


254  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

for  our  bones  and  our  brains ;  nor  did  they  depend, 
as  we  have  now  to  do,  upon  our  twice-blessed  and 
productive  dead,  who  were  then,  perhaps,  more  of 
trouble  than  profit  to  the  living,  whereas  now,  in  such 
striking  contrast,  they  are  our  indispensable  heritage 
of  good  things.  Our  premier  s  total  omission  of  both 
of  these  great  modern  questions,  for  good  or  for  evil, 
of  our  day,  showed  that  they  had  not  yet  loomed 
seriously  upon  the  horizon  of  his  much  earlier  time. 

The  premier  concluded  by  an  inspiring  allusion  to 
the  great  progress  of  his  time  through  the  universal 
application  of  convertible  energy.  What  might  he 
not  have  said  on  this  vast  subject,  if  he  could  but 
have  been  resurrectioned  into  our  time  !  Still,  he 
had  something  to  boast  of  even  in  those  far-back 
days.  As  he  glanced  over  the  world's  busy  scene,  he 
remarked  that  electric  light  had  everywhere,  when 
required,  made  the  night  as  bright  as  the  day,  while 
electricity  mainly  supplies  all  their  locomotive  energy. 
And  already,  as  he  remarked,  they  were  helping 
themselves  to  electric  force,  freely  and  cheaply,  out 
of  the  sun's  ample  stores.  The  crowding  earth  had 
ah'eady,  indeed,  inaugurated  the  relief  of  aerial  travel, 
that  great  feature  and  resource  of  our  own  more 
advanced  time ;  but  the  old  railway  era  had  not  yet 
closed ;  and  the  premier  could  allude  with  triumph  to 
the  fact  of  his  day,  that  our  great  trunk  lines,  retain- 
ing still  their  venerable  old  names,  and  radiating  still 
from  the  vast  metropolis  of  England,  were  no  longer 
arrested  at  the  shores  of  the  narrow  old  island.  Our 
Great  Eastern  Line,  for  instance,  then  passed  out- 
wards and  onwards  over  the  wholly  reclaimed  North 
Sea    continuously  to   Eastern  Europe   and  furthest 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  255 

Asia ;  while  the  South  Western  Line  crossed  the  like 
reclaimed  Channel  to  further  western  reclamation- 
extensions  of  France  and  Spain ;  and  the  Great 
Western  Line,  coursing  over  the  terra  firma  of  what 
was  once  the  Irish  Sea,  and  through  old  Ireland, 
slipped  out  upon  the  great  Atlantic  area,  over  those 
already  inaugurated  bridging  projections,  which,  from 
either  side,  were  in  after  centuries  to  meet  in  lines 
and  areas  of  solid  ground  over  the  whole  interval. 
And  already,  too,  had  the  enterprise  of  the  time  laid 
down,  through  intervening  ocean  depths,  a  highway 
to  one  of  our  chief  outside  gardens  of  climatic  delights, 
our  cherished  Island  of  Madeira,  which,  with  the 
express  speed  of  the  time,  over  the  diamonded  iron 
rails,  so  far  surpassing  in  hardness  and  duration  the 
old  steel  or  merely  carbonized  rails,  was  like  a  kind  of 
rural  suburb  to  the  metropolitan  home  territory,  with 
the  ever-fresh  ocean  still  skirting  the  route,  and 
serving,  instead  of  intermediate  open  fields,  to  relieve 
the  eye  as  it  fain  alternates  from  the  crowded  landscape. 
Thus  pleasantly,  as  well  as  with  the  aspiring  ambi- 
tions of  his  day,  discom-sed  our  premier  of  that 
expiring  twenty-fourth  century ;  and  we  must  hope 
that  he  lived  well  into  the  twenty-fifth,  so  as  to  wit- 
ness and  eujoy  some  substantial  share  of  those  further 
wonders  of  progress,  of  which  we  have  still  to  speak. 

The  Crown  of  Labour. 

Reed  would  speak  of  "the  Crown  of  Labour  "  as  that  which 
excelled  and  was  to  outlive  all  other  crowns. — Author,  chap.  i. 

Before  concluding  our  remarks  upon  this  interesting 
transition  time  of  our  retrospect,  let  us  glance  at  one 


256  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

characteristic  custom  of  the  time,  that,  namely,  of 
the  pubhc  competition  for,  and  the  pubKc  award  of, 
*'the  Crown  of  Labour."  Long  prior  to  this  time,  a 
custom  had  been  established  of  thus  doing  honour  to 
labour.  The  aim  was  to  do  honour  to  a  righteously 
useful  life.  In  the  annual  recurrence  of  this  national 
custom  for  each  English  county,  there  was  somewhat 
a  revival  of  the  early  Greek  games,  at  all  events  in 
the  national  enthusiasm  that  was  evoked.  But  the 
modern  contest  had  a  higher  and  more  ambitious 
moral ;  for  instead  of  mere  feats  of  body  or  mind,  it 
concerned  the  useful  work  of  the  whole  life.  The 
candidates  respectively  submitted  all  the  beneficial 
activities  of  their  lives  to  the  appointed  judges ;  and 
each  candidate,  as  the  reward  of  a  life,  which,  under 
all  the  circumstances  of  its  case  and  of  its  time,  was 
the  most  diligently  and  usefully  spent,  claimed  the 
crown  of  labour. 

About  the  time  we  are  now  engaged  with,  namely, 
towards  the  end  of  the  twenty-fourth  century,  the  usual 
annual  contest  was  distinguished,  on  one  of  its  occa- 
sions, and  in  one  particular  county,  by  a  rather 
remarkable  candidate.  These  county  divisions  of  our 
still  distinctive  Old  England  had  not  yet  been  oblite- 
rated. The  county  in  question  was  Berkshire,  and 
the  candidate  alluded  to  was  an  accomplished  young 
maiden,  who  bore  the  high  and  ancient  name  of 
Victoria  Guelf.  And  she  rightly  bore  that  historic 
name,  for  she  was  a  lineal  descendant  of  the  old  royal 
race  of  her  country. 

There  were  many  Victorias  of  that  time,  a  name  still 
given  in  honour  of  the  distinguished  queen  of  the 
nineteenth  century,  now,  of  course,  long  gathered  to 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  257 

her  fathers.  The  royal  family  had,  in  centuries  before 
this  time,  settled  chiefly  in  three  great  groups  in  the 
country,  and  had  mostly  become,  in  common  with 
the  multitudes  around  them,  industrious  and  useful 
citizens.  One  of  these  groups  occupied  the  Balmoral 
vicinities  in  North  Britain,  where,  as  Guelfs  or  Gaelfs, 
and  finally  Mac  Gaels,  they  were  gradually  swallowed 
up  into  Highland  nomenclature.  Another  took  to 
the  pleasant  Isle  of  Wight,  and  developed  into  a 
family  of  Gulfs,  after  John  Bull's  slumping  way  of 
changing  "  Bolougne  mouth  "  into  "  Bull  and  Mouth," 
and  "God  encompasseth  us"  into  "Goat  and  Com- 
passes." The  third  group  remained  in  the  Windsor 
neighbourhood,  keeping  to  the  pure  original  name  ; 
and  now,  on  behalf  of  the  family  county  of  Berkshire, 
the  youthful  and  accomplished  descendant  stood  forth, 
in  the  spirit  and  equalities  of  those  times,  to  contend 
with  the  world  for  the  crown  of  labour. 

Although  but  one  amongst  England's  many  counties, 
and  also  amongst  the  smaller  of  them,  Berkshire,  at 
this  time,  presented  comparatively  a  really  great 
field  ;  for,  within  its  very  limited  area,  it  now  con- 
tained half  as  many  people  as  had  owned  allegiance 
to  its  fair  young  candidate's  illustrious  ancestor, 
throughout  her  then  wide  and  comparatively  great 
empire  of  five  centuries  past. 

The  mode  of  procedure,  in  the  awarding  of  the 
crown,  was  for  the  judges,  as  the  first  step,  to  make 
up  a  pile,  fairly  representative,  upon  the  best  evidence 
attainable,  of  each  candidate's  life  labour.  This  pile 
would  be  swelled  out  meritoriously  in  some  directions, 
contracted  in  others,  and  of  an  average  bulge  else- 
where   and   so  on;    and   it  was    afterwards   for  the 


258  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

candidate,  or  the  candidate's  supporters,  to  point  to 
the  merit  indications,  and  to  explain  or  excuse  the  less 
favourable  or  the  adverse  features  of  the  truth-telling 
pile.  Each  candidate  stood  by  this  testifying  docu- 
ment, waiting  the  turn  and  opportunity  for  an  ex- 
planatory or  justifying  address,  alike  to  the  judges, 
and  to  that  vast  confronting  audience  which  con- 
stituted the  ultimate  jury  of  the  great  trial. 

An  audience  of  those  times  could  be  vast  indeed,  for 
science  progress,  however  far  short  of  our  modern 
attainments,  enabled  millions  of  eyes  and  ears  easily  to 
see  what  was  done  and  hear  what  was  said.  Tele- 
phones and  photophones  conveyed  the  voice  clearly  to 
all  distances.  And  again,  ever  since  cross-electric 
discovery  enabled  us  to  fabricate  diamond,  almost 
without  either  cost  or  trouble,  out  of  any  carbonaceous 
rubbish,  sight-glasses  of  every  kind  were  so  marvel- 
lously improved,  that  any  extent  of  audience,  far  oif 
as  well  as  near,  might  be  attent,  alike  with  eyes  asj 
with  ears,  when  far  outside  of  natural  sight  from  the 
speaker. 

By  these  and  other  advances  of  the  science  of  th< 
day,  public  speaking  had  become  something  very 
different  indeed  from  the  old  gesticulating  and  ex- 
hausting method  of  past  times  up  to  the  nineteenth 
and  even  the  twentieth  centuries.  Immediately  in 
front  of  any  one  addressing  the  public,  on  any  great 
occasion  such  as  that  we  now  treat  of,  were  arrayed 
all  the  paraphernalia  of  science  for  conveying  the 
voice  clearly  far  and  wide.  Then,  again,  the  surround- 
ing reflectory  apparatus  sent  the  speaker's  reflected 
self  to  accompany  his  voice.  It  was  for  him  to  stand 
perfectly  still  within  all  these  scientific  surroundings. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  259 

much  as  when  one's  photograph  used  to  be  so  leisurely- 
taken  by  the  imperfect  science  and  art  of  five  centuries 
before.  The  practised  calm  of  the  experienced  public 
speaker  of  the  twenty-fourth  century  could  do  this ; 
and,  without  moving  a  muscle  that  was  unconnected 
with  speech,  pour  forth  streams  of  impassioned 
eloquence.  But,  as  with  the  old  photographing  of  the 
nineteenth  century,  so  the  novice  of  the  twenty-fourth 
would  need  artificial  steadying,  lest  the  features  of  his 
person  and  the  sounds  of  his  speech  should  be  alike 
blurred  by  the  imperfect  focussing. 

The  youthful  Victoria  stood,  in  line  with  the  many- 
others,  courageously  by  her  pile.  Ascending  the 
rostrum  with  characteristic  composure,  when  her  turn 
to  speak  was  announced,  she  made  a  first  favourable 
impression  by  beginning  her  address  at  once  without 
ceremony,  and  without  requisition  for  any  artificial 
aids.  Most  fair  and  winsome  of  look,  and  with  the 
ever-attractive  bearing  of  a  direct  simplicity  of  pur- 
pose, and  withal  still  in  the  fresh  youth  of  her  teens, 
she  quickly  excited  a  general  and  lively  interest 
throughout  the  vast  audience.  Leaving  the  favourable 
aspects  of  her  pile  to  tell  their  own  tale,  she  turned 
directly  and  solely  upon  the  less  favourable,  as  well 
with  the  delicate  reserve  which  the  case  required,  as 
with  that  judicious  brevity,  which,  even  then,  five 
centuries  back  fuom  to-day,  was  alone  endurable, 
w^here  so  much  other  work  of  the  busy  world  had  to  be 
crowded  into  its  too  brief  and  fleeting  hours. 

The  defensive  line  was  well  chosen,  for  it  was  in 
entire  accord  with  the  sentiment  of  the  time,  although 
it  might  have  sounded  somewhat  oddly  from  such  a 
quarter  some  few  centuries  earlier.     "  If  I   may  be 


260  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

allowably  proud  of  my  ancestry,"  said  the  young 
candidate,  "yet  my  ancestry  gives  me  no  help  in  this 
contest,  which  is  entirely  one  of  the  present,  the  real, 
the  jDersonal.  Nay  more,  my  said  ancestry  blocks  the 
way,  as  I  brace  up  to  confront  true  battle ;  and  I 
may  well  envy,  for  this  occasion  at  least,  those  of  my 
opponents  who  are,  in  that  respect,  wholly  unencum- 
bered in  their  march.  If  I  have  indeed  succeeded  in 
making  myself  not  unknown  to  literary  fame,  and  to  a 
great  audience  even  far  beyond  my  own  country ;  if 
society's  many  sorrows  have  not  seldom  touched  my 
heart,  and  directed  my  steps  to  bereaved  homes 
around  me,  remember,  in  my  behalf,  that  all  this  is 
in  spite  of  high  ancestry,  and  of  the  time-absorbing 
pre -occupations  of  an  exacting  social  condition,  entirely 
beyond  my  own  choosing,  and  certainly  of  the  very 
smallest  advantage  to  me  with  its  special  handicapping 
in  the  present  race.  And  may  I  not  plead  also,  that 
the  past  liberality  of  a  great  nation,  in  providing  but 
too  amply  for  my  family  and  myself,  however  honour- 
able to  the  giving  party,  has  yet,  in  all  its  paralyzing 
effects,  proved  by  no  means  the  least  of  the  obstacles 
besetting  my  path  in  this  my  ambitious  race  for  a  new 
and  a  true  crown  ?  " 

Let  us  here  glance,  parenthetically,  at  another 
characteristic  incident,  which  added  its  variety  to  the 
Berkshire  programme.  Just  as  all  the  Berkshire 
addresses  had  been  concluded,  and  the  vote  was  about 
to  be  taken,  with  all  the  rapidity  and  precision  of 
advanced  scientific  arrangement  in  these  matters,  so 
as  to  conclude  the  whole  procedure  within  the  business 
day,  word  was  brought  that  the  adjacent  county  of 
Oxford  had  just  signally  distinguished  itself  by  a  noble 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  261 

and  independent  choice  for  its  yearly  labour-crown. 
A  centenarian  veteran,  an  agricultural  labourer,  had 
at  last  laid  down  his  spade,  because  the  country's 
crowded  surface,  the  advanced  chemistry  of  the  day, 
and  all  the  changed  ways  of  these  later  times,  had 
entirely  superseded  both  spade  and  spadesman.  After 
a  long,  laborious,  and  signally  useful  life,  it  only 
remained  for  the  weary  veteran,  ere  he  left  the  world 
he  had  served  so  well,  to  claim  of  his  county  the 
crown  of  labour ;  and  to  the  honour  of  that  special 
world  of  classic  and  scientific  attainments  and 
reminiscences,  his  appeal  was  not  put  forth  in  vain. 

And  so  also  in  Berkshke,  with  no  less  credit,  albeit 
upon  a  different  line  of  consideration,  was  the  crown 
awarded  to  our  youthful  Victoria.  But  it  was  no 
easily  won  battle  withal,  for  close  upon  the  heels  of 
the  victor  followed  a  troop  of  formidable,  if  unsuccessful, 
rivals.  There  was,  first,  a  distinguished  astronomer, 
who  had  laboriously  compiled  the  exposition  of  the 
birth  and  entire  physical  development  of  the  asteroidal 
group  of  our  system;  secondly,  a  widowed  and 
struggling  laundress,  who  had  so  brought  up  her  large 
family,  that  every  member  of  it  afterwards  rose  to 
prosperity  and  distinction,  and  aptly  illustrated  the 
nature  and  training  they  owed  to  her  by  gratefully 
bringing  their  sheaves  of  plenty  to  the  feet  of  such  a 
mother ;  thirdly,  a  geologico-physical  geographer, 
who,  in  his  grand  school  atlas,  had  completed  the 
earth's  aspects  back  to  the  early  tertiaries  ;  and  lastly, 
a  smart  brigaded  young  shoeblack,  w^hose  successive 
improvements  in  his  machine,  as  to  time-saving  and 
reduction  of  charge,  marked  quite  an  era  in  his  par- 
ticular vocation, — for  in  those  days  machinery  did 


262  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

everywhere,  and  uncomplainingly  well,  all  the  harder 
work  of  society,  whether  work  clean  or  work  dirty, 
while  the  old  familiar  term  "  shoehlack"  had  survived 
into  times  and  ways  which  left  it  indeed  but  dimly 
applicable  to  the  juvenile  director-general  of  the 
ingenious  little  machine  in  question. 

The  crowning  of  the  young  Victoria  was  indeed  a 
memorable  incident  of  its  time.  The  interest  was 
increased  by  the  circumstance  of  the  extreme  youth  ot 
the  successful  candidate  for  so  high  an  honour.  Her 
age,  when  she  claimed  the  crown,  was  but  eighteen 
years  and  twenty-four  days.  Old  England  had  once 
more  a  Queen  Victoria,  whose  graceful  young  head 
bore  a  crown.  It  was  the  only  crown  that  had  survived 
in  the  world  into  these  times,  the  noblest  of  crowns — 

The  Crown  of  Labour. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  263 


CHAPTEE  XIY. 

SCIENCE  PROGRESS  OVER  A  THOUSAND  YEARS'  RETROSPECT. 

PART  I.  FROM    THE  DISCOVERY  OF    THE  CROSS-ELECTRIC 
TO    THAT    OF    THE    DUPLICATION    OF    THE    CROSS. 

Black  had  a  notable  theory,  entirely  his  own,  about  crossing 
the  electric  current. — Author,  chap.  i. 

I  HAVE  postponed  the  large  subject  of  science,  until 
I  could  enter  upon  it  uninterruptedly,  after  I  had 
taken  my  reader  through  our  material  and  general 
progress,  up  to  the  dawn  of  the  twenty-fifth  century. 
"With  that  century,  as  we  have  seen,  comes  so  remark- 
able a  change  in  the  world's  aspects  and  conditions, 
that  it  constitutes,  as  I  have  already  said,  a  great 
era  of  division  in  my  thousand  years'  retrospect. 
With  that  century,  the  world  lost  its  distinctive 
nationality  system,  and  finally  completed  its  gradua- 
tion into  one  great  homogeneous  society,  to  the 
immense  advantage  of  all  human  progress,  and,  not 
least,  of  that  science  progress  which  I  am  now  to 
record. 

The  science  progress  of  these  past  thousand  years 
may  be  divided  into  three  grand  eras,  which  are, 
respectively,  that  of  the  cross-electric  discovery,  the 
discovery  of  the  duplication  of  the  cross,  and  lastly 


264  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

that  of  the  redupHcation.  The  first  came  to  our 
help  not  a  very  great  while  after  our  retrospect  opens  ; 
the  second  occurred  towards  the  midway  years ;  while 
the  last,  and,  for  our  time,  the  crowning  triumph 
of  all,  came  off  within  our  own  century,  and  even 
within  the  term  and  recollection  of  many  now  living. 
This  last  was,  in  short,  the  unprecedentedly  grand 
discovery  of  my  most  illustrious  and  venerable  friend 
Black,  a  discovery  which  has  enabled  us  to  transmit 
not  only  our  minds  in  our  messages,  but  also  our 
own  material  selves  into  far  space,  in  order  to  meet 
and  commune  personally  with  other  beings  out  there, 
and  to  enjoy  the  reciprocation  of  their  like  personal 
intercourse. 

The  Cross-Electric  Principle. 

To  go  back  to  describe  with  any  fulness  the  cross- 
electric  principle,  a  subject  so  long  ago  familiar  even 
to  our  school-boys,  would  be  unpardonable  waste  of 
time  at  this  advanced  and  busy  day.  I  shall,  there- 
fore, merely  observe,  that  its  discovery  gave  us  a 
power  to  handle  the  organic  as  we  could  previously 
do  the  more  simply  chemical.  Thenceforward  we 
entered,  mQi  renewed  and  marvellously  increased 
facilities,  upon  organic  production.  When  the  crowded 
earth  had  no  longer  room  for  provision-growing  in 
the  ordinary  and  dilatory  round-about  of  old  nature, 
we  were  ready,  by  aid  of  the  cross-electric  apparatus 
with  which  science  had  armed  us,  to  transfer  the 
food-raising  to  the  much  narrower  space-require- 
ments as  well  as  time-requirements  of  the  chemical 
laboratory. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  265 


Electro-Light  Speed. 

But  as  I  have  already  alluded  to  that  particular 
part  of  our  science  progress  in  my  earlier  chapters, 
I  am  disposed  to  deal  here  rather  with  another 
section,  which  was  even  yet  more  marvellous  and 
striking,  namely  the  conjunction,  or  say  rather  the 
co-aligning  of  the  cross-electric  force  progression. with 
the  light-vibration,  by  which  we  attained  that  modern 
wonder  of  all  wonders,  the  Cross-Electric  Light- Speed, 
a  speed  which  exceeded  that  of  ordinary  light  in  the 
proportion  in  which  the  space  between  the  crests 
of  the  light  waves  exceeds  that  between  the  atoms 
or  points  of  the  ether  medium.  And  again,  enormous 
as  this  new  speed  was,  we  could  further  double  it, 
when  we  afterwards  understood  how  to  transfer  the 
electro-light  line  of  progression  to  the  wider-waved 
red  and  heat  rays  of  the  less  refrangible  end  of  the 
spectrum,  from  those  of  the  violet  and  chemical,  with 
which  our  great  discovery  had  oj)ened.  In  short,  our 
electro-light  line  now,  as  it  w^ere,  leapt  the  space 
between  the  light-vibrations  in  the  same  time  as, 
while  only  simple  light,  it  traversed  that  between 
the  ether  points. 

The  Duplication. 

Clearly  enough  then,  this  enormous  accession  to 
our  capability  of  speed  must  supposably  give  us  a 
grand  power  in  many  ways.  We  could,  for  example, 
overtake  ordinary  light  in  its  journey  into  space  at 
its  heretofore  all- surpassing  speed  of  over  one  hundred 
and  eighty  thousand  miles  in  a  second.      We  could 


266  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

now,  in  fact,  quite  easily  overtake  a  comparatively 
slow-coach  speed  of  that  kind ;  but  then,  cui  bono  ? 
as  we  were  fain  to  complain;  for  after  our  new  electro- 
light  projection  had  overtaken  some  far-back  light- 
wave projection,  carrying  away  into  far  space  the 
aspect  of  our  earth,  say  a  thousand  or  a  hundred 
thousand  years  back,  we  were  confessedly  powerless 
to  do  anything  whatever  with  the  curious  and  most 
interesting  picture  thus  overtaken.  In  short,  we  had 
no  knowledge  as  to  how  such  aspect  or  image  was 
to  be  brought  back  into  our  vision  and  possession. 
And  thus  matters  continued  in  suspense  until  that 
grand  further  discovery  of  the  Duj)lication  of  the  cross, 
by  which  we  were  enabled  to  bring  back  our  world 
of  the  far  past,  to  communicate  with  other  worlds 
outside,  and  to  enter  that  "Higher  Life,"  which,  as 
we  are  presently,  as  well  as  most  pleasantly,  to  record, 
pervades  the  surrounding  universe,  as  the  result  and 
reward  of  all  this  advanced  knowledge. 

But  the  protracted  interval,  until  we  had  attained 
to  this  the  second  grand  era,  was  filled  up,  none 
the  less,  by  a  wonderful  activity,  alike  of  business 
and  of  science  progress.  It  would,  perhaps,  ill 
become  me  to  dilate,  in  any  vainglorious  spirit, 
upon  the  prosperous  innings  which  the  new  food- 
producing  ways  gave  to  that  great  provision  trade 
which  my  ancestors  had  handed  down  to  my  family, 
and  of  which,  as  I  am  justly  proud  to  think,  I  am 
myself  now  one  of  the  conspicuous  heads  in  the 
world.  Of  course  all  the  laboratorial  attainments 
of  the  present  day  were  not  jumped  into  at  once, 
when,  some  nine  centuries  ago,  the  cross-electric 
power  fell  to   man's  disposal.     He  had  to  grow  by 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  267 

degrees  into  that  ready  ease  and  elegance  with  which 
we  can  now  turn  out,  from  our  modern  Liebigs,  as 
savoury  and  natural-looking  a  "joint  "  as  ever  came 
out  of  the  old  butcher's  shop  of  the  long-past-and- 
done-with  nineteenth  century — with  which,  in  short, 
we  can  thrust  in,  at  one  end  of  the  Liebig  machine, 
the  valueless  elements  of  air,  earth,  and  water, 
gathered  up  freely  for  the  jDurpose  all  about,  and 
bring  them  out  again  at  the  other  end  as  a  hunch 
of  bread  or  good  potato,  or  a  prime  cut  of  fresh  fish, 
flesh,  fowl  or  good  red  herring,  of  dimensions  and 
quality  just  according  to  order  and  money.  The 
cross-electric  power  enabled  us,  as  I  have  said,  to 
fabricate  organic  structure,  much  as  the  simple 
electric  power  we  were  previously  possessed  of 
enabled  us  to  fabricate  crystallization  and  other  of 
the  simpler  chemical  processes.  But,  after  all,  we 
cannot  yet  infuse  life  into  these  cross-electrically 
fabricated  organisms — much  less,  of  course,  the 
nervous  and  mental  action.  All  that,  as  we  are 
perhaps  able,  fairly  and  scientifically,  to  infer,  per- 
tains to  steps  still  further  on — might  pertain,  in  short, 
to  that  triplication  or  ter-cross,  to  which  we  may  or 
may  not  hereafter  attain. 

During  no  small  time  before  the  problem  of  the 
Duplication  was  solved,  expectation  had  been  all  alive 
over  the  world  at  the  supposed  near  prospect  of  the 
grand  discovery.  There  was  also  another  circum- 
stance which  contributed  an  intense  and  ever  in- 
creasing interest  in  the  case.  Certain  phenomena 
had  been  observed  at  occasional  intervals,  which, 
from  our  knowledge  of  the  cross-electric,  had  im- 
pressed some  of  our  more  sagacious  scientists  of  that 


268  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

time  with  the  idea  of  these  being  nothing  less  than 
messages  from  outside  to  om'  earth — messages  which, 
from  want  of  adequate  science  attainment,  in  short, 
from  the  duplication  being  still  unknown  to  us, 
we  knew  not  how  to  deal  with.  Eepeatedly,  in 
fact,  we  were  aware,  from  certain  effects  produced, 
that  a  cross-electric  bolt  from  outside  had  struck 
one  of  our  many  cross-electric  conducto-attractors, 
which  were  already  all  over  the  world  for  an  infinitude 
of  purposes.  Indeed  one  great  electrician  of  those 
days,  who  had  hapj)ened  to  notice  close  to  him  one 
of  these  phenomena,  had,  with  more  zeal  than  dis- 
cretion, incurred  a  serious  shock  by  trying  to  ascertain, 
at  once,  the  strength  and  quality  of  the  mj^sterious 
visitor.  But  as  to  all  this  we  remained  in  powerless 
ignorance  until  the  grand  discovery  of  the  duplication. 

Extreme  Simplicity  when  known. 

How  often  has  it  been  said  that  the  greatest  dis- 
coveries are,  of  all  things,  the  most  simple  when 
once  they  are  known  !  How  simj)le,  for  instance,  is 
the  law  of  gravitation !  The  great  discovery  of  the 
duplication  was  no  exception  to  this  rule,  and  so  soon 
as  its  mystery  was  made  known  to  an  eagerly 
expectant  world,  there  was  only  universal  wonder 
that  a  matter  so  simple  and  obvious  had  not  sooner 
suggested  itself.  But  anyway  as  to  this,  we  had 
now  at  last  acceded  to  the  power,  which,  by  means 
of  that  duplicatory  arrangement,  now  so  everyday 
a  matter  even  to  our  school-boys,  we  could  not  only 
despatch  our  messenger  into  space,  but  make  him 
also  bring  back  the  reply.     The  Energy-charge,  that 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  269 

is  to  say,  could  be  divided  into  two  distinct  forces, 
in  the  proportions  calculated  and  desired :  the  one 
an  outward  force,  carrying  the  electro-light  charge 
into  space ;  the  other  a  return  force,  which,  failing 
any  intelligent  intervention  for  other  disposal  at  its 
turning  extremity,  brought  back  the  impression  which 
the  overtaken  light-vibration  was  conveying,  at 
ordinary  light-speed,  into  far  space ;  or,  to  speak 
with  stricter  accuracy,  that  which,  exactly,  was 
brought  back  was  the  reaction,  or  exact  reversal,  of 
what  had  gone  out,  and  scientifically  termed  the 
*'  Duplication ;  "  so  that,  for  example,  the  rays  of 
light  which  quitted  our  earth,  say,  ten  thousand  years 
ago,  could  be  in  effect,  by  reversal  action,  brought  back 
so  as  to  restore  to  us  the  aspect  or  picture  of  the 
earth  as  it  was  at  the  moment  of  the  long  past 
emanation.  Of  course,  nothing  was  actually  brought 
back ;  all  was  mere  counter-vibratory  effect — the 
power  of  the  return  or  duplicatory  force  to  reverse 
exactly  the  outward  light-emanations,  and  to  do  this 
at  electro-light  speed.  And  also  at  any  arrested 
intermediate  stage  of  this  return,  the  picture  that  was 
being  brought  back  could  have  been  reproduced  just 
as  it  would  have  appeared  at  that  particular  stage 
or  distance  in  the  original  outward  light-emanation. 

Grand  Eesults  from  the  Discovery. 

But,  not  to  waste  more  time  over  matters  now  so 
old  and  so  well  known,  let  me  return  to  my  historical 
record,  and  glance  at  the  commotion  excited  by  this 
grand  discovery  of  its  time.  Further  on  it  will  be  my 
privilege  to  allude  to  the  much  later  discovery  of  the 


270  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

Reduplication,  so  clearly  and  indisputably  achieved 
by  the  venerable  and  immortal  Black.  But  the  dis- 
covery of  the  simple  duplication  is  a  less  clear  matter ; 
for,  in  fact,  tens  of  thousands  put  in  their  claims, 
as  they  had  added  fact  after  fact,  each  contributive  to 
the  great  result,  until  that  result  seemed  at  last 
grasped  simultaneously  by  them  all. 

No  sooner  was  the  new  power  publicly  proclaimed 
and  explained,  than  multitudes  over  the  entire  globe 
prepared  to  use  it.  Subject  to  the  very  exact 
astronomic  calculations  then  attained  to,  messages 
began  to  be  sent  out  in  all  directions,  in  order  to  get 
back  our  earth's  aspects  in  past  times ;  and  those  who 
were  content  with  the  briefer  retrospects  soon  began, 
in  this  way,  to  harvest  their  due  replies,  and  to  exercise 
themselves  in  the  new  trade  (afterwards  so  vast  a 
business)  of  transferring  the  light-impress  to  the 
prepared  surface  of  the  quasi-photographic  paper. 
But  all  this  is  rather  what  occurred  in  the  after  leisure 
of  the  earlier  stages  of  the  discovery ;  for  the  earliest 
excitements  and  the  earliest  efforts  were  directed  to 
communications  with  our  intelligent  fellow-beings  of 
outside  worlds.  This  new  and  grand  era,  thus  opened 
for  our  own  little  world,  I  must  now  deal  with. 

Our  "  Prentice  Hand  "  in  Missives  to  Worlds 

Outside. 

Which  world,  or  which  worlds,  were  we  to  begin  with  ? 
The  nearest,  of  course,  was  our  moon.  But  our  teles- 
copes and  spectroscopes  had  sufficiently  assured  us,  by 
this  time,  that  no  intelligent  life,  at  any  rate  no 
human  life,  was  there,  although  we  did  afterwards,  in 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  271 

our  own  later  days,  upon  personal  visitation  find  there 
certain  low-class  organic  existence.  Turning  then 
sorrowfully  from  this  nearest  neighbour,  there  lay 
next,  on  the  one  side  of  us,  Venus,  on  the  other  side, 
Mars.  The  former  was  nearest ;  she  was,  besides, 
about  our  own  size ;  and  our  science  could  already 
estimate  for  us  that  her  greater  dimensions  than  Mars, 
and  especially  her  considerably  greater  heat  and  light 
supply,  had  probably  placed  her  in  decided  advance, 
physically  and  mentally,  of  that  other  planet.  In  short, 
we  were  already  guessing  at  what  proved  to  be  the 
case,  namely,  that  Venus  had,  while  Mars  had  not  yet, 
attained  to  the  duplication,  and  possibly  (as  proved  to 
be  true)  not  yet  even  to  the  simple  cross-electric. 

But  then  again,  the  fiery  little  planet  lay  far  more 
temptingly  exposed  before  us  than  the  ever  cloud- 
concealed  sister  on  our  other  side.  No  doubt  we  had, 
by  this  time,  quite  ascertained,  by  repeated  signs  and 
glimpses,  that  Venus  was  indeed  inhabited ;  but,  as  to 
dear  little  Mars,  our  telescopes  and  all  our  advanced 
photography  of  the  time  had  perfectly  familiarized  us 
with  all  the  varied  surface,  and  with  the  towns  and 
other  constructions  and  works  of  all  his  busy  people. 
As  by  one  unanimous  impulse,  therefore,  our  first 
communications  were  directed  there.  Fortunately 
the  planet,  just  at  the  time,  was  nearly  in  the  best 
conjunction  for  the  purpose,  and  having  made  due 
mathematical  calculation,  we  were  soon  busy  project- 
ing our  electro -light  lines,  so  as  to  drop  them  upon 
the  planet's  surface. 


272  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


A  Missive  from  Outside  to  Ourselves. 

In  our  first  comparatively  rude  efforts,  many  of  our 
bolts,  as  we  had  to  reckon,  must  whirr  helplessly  past 
the   planet,  while   others   would   strike   the   seas   or 
unpeopled  spaces,  and  thus  be  quite  unnoticed,  even 
granting  that   the  people  had,  in  science  progress, 
attained  to  the   duplication.      We  had  therefore  to 
involve    ourselves    in    a    very    considerable    energy 
expenditure,  in  these  our  opening  exercises,  and  we 
had  by  no  means  then  that  prompt  and  cheap  energy- 
supply  which  we  can  so  well  boast  of  now.     It  was 
whilst  we  were  all  busy  over  these  first  efforts  with 
Mars,  all  of  them,  of  course,  quite  futile  as  to  results, 
that,  upon  one  memorable  day,  a  cry  was  raised,  and 
at  once  reverberated  over  the  world,  of  a  message  to 
the  earth  from  outside  space.     The  fact  is,  that,  in 
recollection   of    those   previously  inexplicable   cross- 
electrical  phenomena  I  have  alluded  to,  which  were 
now  more  strongly  than  ever  suspected  to  have  been 
such  outside  communication,  the  strictest  watch  had 
been  everywhere  set  for  them,  we  being  now  perfectly 
assm-ed    of    our    ability  to    deal   with   them.      The 
electrical  connections  were  therefore   everywhere   in 
readiness,    and   all   the   precise   forms   of  procedure 
made  generally  known  for  all  observers,  volunteers 
and  professionals. 

The  missive  bolt,  in  this  case,  as  soon  as  seen,  was 
happily  at  once  secured  in  electric  connection ;  and 
now,  in  presence  of  countless  observers,  its  behaviour 
was  watched  with  breathless  interest.  Almost  on  the 
instant  of  the  connection  being  linked,  there  appeared 
a    play    of    bright    light    at    the    extremity  of  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  273 

*' pointer."  While  all  were  wistfully  gazing  at  this 
phenomenon,  a  voice  suddenly  electrified  the  assembly 
with  the  suggestion  that  this  play  of  light  was  no 
other  than  the  energy-waste  of  transmitted  speech, 
which  we  were  as  yet  unable  to  deal  with.  The 
suggestion  proved  to  be  correct.  We  were  unable,  just 
then,  to  transfer  the  ether  vibration  to  the  air,  and 
thus  to  hear  the  transmitted  sounds. 

But,  first  of  all,  we  must  ascertain  whence  the 
voice  had  come,  and  this  was  happily  quite  within 
our  power.  Alike  by  the  direction,  and  by  the  time 
interval  of  our  response  signal,  we  could  not  doubt 
that  the  message  was  from  Yenus,  that  planet  being 
then  comparatively  near  to  us,  and  situated  in  her 
orbit  just  opposite  to  where  the  message  line  had 
struck  our  earth,  showing,  in  this  latter  fact,  a  wonder- 
ful and  doubtless  long-practised  precision  of  cal- 
culated aim.  We  were  quite  aware  that  our  act  of 
response  to  the  Venus  message  would  at  once  indicate 
to  the  Venus  people  the  fact  of  our  having  attained 
to  the  scientific  stage  of  the  duplication.  We  were 
already,  in  fact,  in  electro-light  line  connection  with 
that  world,  and  it  was  now  for  us  to  wait  uj)on,  and 
learn  from,  our  confessed  superior.  We  were  soon 
indeed  aware,  from  the  changed  behaviour  of  the 
pointer,  that  our  responsive  action  had  been  duly 
apprehended  ;  for,  at  once,  there  began  that  small  but 
steady  and  uniform  energy  stream,  which  would 
prove  the  easiest  of  transfer  from  ether  to  air.  We 
were  not  altogether  unprepared  for  this  transfer 
operation,  but  of  course  we  had  never  dealt,  in  that 
respect,  with  an  outside  message.  But,  after  half  an 
hour's  various  blundering,  we  were  at  length  aware 

T 


274  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

of  success,  by  a  Venus  voice  pouring  into  our  ears, 
just  as  though  the  speaker  were  close  alongside  of  us. 
It  was  a  low  and  monotonous  chant,  suited  to  the 
purpose  aforesaid.  "We  replied  in  the  like  strain, 
in  token  of  our  common  understanding  ;  and  thus  the 
two  worlds  were  in  established  communication,  while 
on  Venus'  part  those  educatory  steps  were  at  once 
begun,  which  were  to  graduate  us  into  the  language 
of  that  Higher  Life,  into  which,  as  we  were  afterwards 
more  fully  to  learn,  we  had  now  entered. 

But  having  now  conducted  my  record  up  to  the 
discovery  of  the  duplication,  and  described  the  com- 
motion which  that  discovery  gave  rise  to  over  our 
earth,  I  must  reserve,  for  another  chapter,  some 
account  of  the  new  and  vast  world  of  knowledge, 
which  this  grand  progress  had  opened  to  us. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  275 


CHAPTEE  XV. 

SCIENCE    PROGRESS   IN   A   THOUSAND    YEARS'    RETROSPECT. 

PART  II.    FROM  DISCOVERY  OF    THE  DUPLICATION  OF 

THE  CROSS,  UP  TO  DISCOVERY  OF  THE  REDUPLICATION. 

Attaining,  as  Black  forecasted,  to  knowledge  and  power  as 
yet  undreamt  of. — Author,  chap.  i. 

The  established  routine  of  stejDS  by  which,  under  the 
tutelage  of  our  new  friend  and  fair  sister  Venus,  we 
attained  to  the  language  of  that  Higher  Life,  into 
which  we  had  now  entered,  is  such  an  old  and  well- 
known  story  as  to  need  no  time-wasting  attention  here. 
I  shall  pass  at  once,  therefore,  to  the  new  world  of 
science  and  business  to  which  our  grand  discovery  had 
introduced  us.  The  new  tide  that  then  flowed  in 
upon  us  took  two  main  directions  :  first,  that  of 
research  into  the  past  aspects  of  our  earth  ;  second, 
that  of  intercourse  with  systems  and  worlds  outside 
of  us.  Later  on,  we  entered  into  a  third  section  of 
progress,  by  our  success  in  rendering  the  duplication 
of  the  cross  available  to  return  to  us  photographs  of 
outside  scenes  and  worlds.  In  this  way  we  secured 
pictures,  magnifiable,  even  to  life-size,  of  outside 
planetary  and  satellite  scenery  of  some  of  the  orbs  of 


276  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

our  own  system;  while  we  had  also,  long  ere  this  time, 
attained  to  the  perfect  transfer  of  the  hues  or  colours 
of  all  photographed  scenes.  We  could  thus  tell  what 
life,  if  any,  was  upon  the  planets  or  moons  of  our 
system,  and  we  were  thus,  so  far,  prepared  for  that 
actual  personal  intercourse  to  which  the  completing 
discovery  of  the  Eeduplication  introduced  us  further 
on. 

Keproduction  op  successiye  Past  Aspects  of  our 

Earth. 

Whether  for  science  purposes,  or  for  those  of  business, 
or  for  mere  leisurely  recreative  curiosity,  our  whole 
world  was  soon  now  transformed  into  a  busy  scene  of 
*^  fishing  "  into  all  the  past  of  the  earth's  history  and 
surface  aspects ;  and  this  fishing,  as  it  is  still  called, 
has  been  carried  on  all  these  centuries  since,  even 
still  more  vigorously,  as  well  as  much  more  system- 
atically, than  at  first ;  for  as  we  gained  in  astronomico- 
mathematical  precision,  the  results  were  ever  more 
satisfactory,  and  were  secured  at  ever  less  of  energy- 
cost  and  energy-waste.  Towards  our  own  time,  in 
this  twenty-ninth  century — all  the  astronomic  move- 
ments, and  their  complex  relative  displacements, 
being  so  perfectly  known  and  calculable,  even  to  that 
latest  of  our  attainments,  the  exact  displacement,  in 
speed  and  direction,  due  to  our  system's  movement  in 
space — it  has  become  quite  common  for  families  to  dip 
back  for  the  matter  of  a  hundred  or  a  thousand  years, 
in  order  to  recall  their  ancestry  when  in  the  very  act 
of  some  particular  incident  or  event.  Of  course  this  is 
a  marvellously  precise  calculation,  and  even  now  not 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  277 

easy  of  perfect  success,  unless  with  all  the  chances  of 
some  breadth  of  time  involved  in  the  occasion  sought 
for.  Thus  if  the  ancestral  doings  in  question  had 
concerned,  say,  some  al  fresco  public  meeting,  lasting 
for  but  an  hour,  there  would  be  small  chance  of 
spotting  our  man,  unless  indeed  the  retrospect  were 
only  a  matter  of  a  century  or  so.  Such  short  terms 
were  ever  the  general  favourites,  because  applicants 
were  not  kept  very  long  waiting  for  their  answer  back 
from  space ;  but  the  estimates  for  a  thousand  years  or 
upwards  were  a  much  more  difficult  business. 

On  the  other  hand,  there  were  great  helps  available 
to  all  parties,  from  the  accumulated  records,  carefully 
preserved,  of  every  previous  fishing,  whether  success- 
ful or  not  for  its  intended  object.  Every  restoration  of 
the  past,  even  although  not  at  all  that  immediately 
sought  for,  might  prove  subsequently  of  use  to  some 
one,  so  that  rarely  indeed  was  any  expended  energy, 
however  disappointing  as  to  original  intention,  abso- 
lutely lost.  Thus  abortive  particular  efforts  to  find 
particular  persons,  times  or  events,  were  usually  sold, 
at  so  much  per  year  or  century  of  retrospect,  to  those 
who  made  a  business,  and  a  good  business  it  was  and 
still  is,  of  that  sort  of  lore.  Thus  when  the  view  of 
one  hemisphere  of  the  earth,  at  some  particular 
instant  of  past  time,  was  duly  secured  and  was  found 
happily  to  include  what  was  specially  sought  for,  that 
special  section  would  be  taken  out  by  the  parties 
interested,  and  the  whole  remainder  sold  in  the 
market ;  or  if  there  had  been  a  complete  misfit  in 
bringing  back  either  a  too  early  or  a  too  late  time,  the 
whole  would  be  thus  sold,  and,  if  so  inclined,  another 
fishing  adventured  on.     Those  who  made  a  business 


278  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

of  buying  up  all  this  surplusage,  became  by  degrees 
possessed,  amongst  them,  of  a  more  or  less  complete 
history  and  physical  geography  of  the  earth's  past. 
In  fact,  between  the  many  of  these  dealers  in  the  past, 
every  day,  hour,  even  minute,  aye,  and  at  times  even 
successions  of  seconds,  might  be  pieced  together 
backwards  out  of  all  their  arrears  of  records.  And 
when  these  records  consisted,  as  they  did  for  a  long 
time  at  first,  of  actual  photographic  paper,  however 
thin  the  material,  even  to  the  metalloid  preparation 
compressed  to  the  hundred-millionth  of  a  millimetre, 
the  piles  of  such  stock  were,  nevertheless,  incon- 
veniently bulky  upon  our  crowded  surface.  But  after 
that  great  discovery,  through  the  medium  of  colour- 
sound  (pressing  necessity  being,  in  every  age,  the 
mother  of  invention),  by  which  we  could  transfer  and 
store  up  the  mode  of  that  sound,  so  as  to  reproduce 
and  retransfer  at  pleasure  all  the  photograi)hic  hues 
and  aspects,  the  whole  case  and  in  fact  the  whole 
business  modes  of  the  case,  were  fundamentally  altered, 
and  all  its  old  accumulating  difficulties  dispersed. 

A  very  good  illustration  of  the  ways  and  the  means, 
in  this  now  huge  business  development,  is  supplied 
by  a  case  of  my  own,  happening  only  the  other  day. 
A  very  distinct  record  had  somehow  come  down  to  us, 
from  as  far  back  as  just  a  thousand  years  ago,  of  a 
picnic,  one  Easter  holiday  time,  at  Brighton,  the 
once-famous  watering-place  of  those  old  days,  in 
which  my  great  ancestor,  so  often  alluded  to  in  this 
work,  figured  with  all  his  family.  This  subject 
happening  to  turn  uj)  during  the  evening's  leisure  in 
our  family  circle,  a  wish  was  expressed  all  round  to 
institute  a  fishing   for  this  very  picnic  scene.     My 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  279 

wife,  indeed,  grumbled  a  trifle  at  the  cost,  which 
would  certainly  reach  a  thousand  energy,  that  is  ElOO 
per  century  ;  while  I,  for  my  part,  demurred  at  avoid- 
able delay,  and  would  incur  even  the  extra  cost  of  the 
extreme  heat  vibrations.  But  first,  there  must,  as 
usual,  be  a  search  amongst  existing  records,  which 
might  possibly  supply  us,  ready-made,  and  at  very 
much  less  cost,  with  just  what  we  wanted.  Accordingly 
we  advertised  our  want,  giving  time,  place,  and  some 
other  guiding  circumstances  ;  and  curiously  enough 
there  was  sent  us,  in  postal  course,  what  was  appa- 
rently just  the  beginning  of  the  very  repast  in  question. 
It  proved  indeed  to  be  the  very  event  we  sought,  but 
in  a  most  disappointing  way ;  for  not  only  was  our 
ancestral  mother  turned  from  us,  stooping,  and  in  the 
act  of  laying  the  cloth  upon  the  beach  gravel,  close  to 
the  then  new  pier  of  the  place,  but  our  venerable  father 
himself,  who  appeared  to  be  busy  drawing  a  beer- 
bottle  cork,  had  also  his  stooping  back  to  us,  and 
moreover,  by  the  embonpoint  of  his  goodly  figure, 
was  shadowing  from  our  view  about  one-half  of  the 
rest  of  the  family.  We  all  exclaimed  that  this  w^as 
not  satisfactory,  and  that  a  fishing  for  quarter  to  half 
an  hour  further  on  must  be  instituted.  We  accord- 
ingly passed  the  order  to  one  of  the  companies  (by  the 
way,  as  I  was  one  of  its  agents,  I  secured  the  trade 
discount),  and  were  fortunate  to  have  back,  in  duly 
brief  time,  a  response  view  for  22'  11"  after  the  time 
of  the  rejected  picture,  with  the  family  all  distinctly 
before  us,  and  all,  as  we  had  expected,  hard  and  most 
healthily  at  work  with  teeth  and  jaws.  In  order  to 
live  and  work  we  must  all  eat,  even  if  we  are  not 
usually  seen  to  most  striking  advantage  in  that  way. 


280  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


Curious  Questions  and  Solutions,  Scientific  and 

Historical. 

Curious  scientific  questions  opened  upon  us  as,  with 
unsated  curiosity,  we  pursued  backwards,  to  the  utter- 
most limits,  this  remarkable  branch  of  the  advanced 
science  of  our  time.  Of  course,  as  we  projected  our 
lines  further  and  further  into  space,  and  thus  propor- 
tionately back  into  past  time,  we  ever  expected  that 
possibly,  at  some  stage  of  these  far-off  journeys,  the 
attenuating  light-ray,  when  overtaken,  would  fail  of 
characteristic  reversion — would  have,  in  fact,  practi- 
cally attenuated  into  irresponsive  nothing,  by  that 
rapidly  reducing  process  of  the  square  of  the  distance. 
But  no,  we  still  pick  up  the  ray,  and  still  range  through 
ether-filled  space.  The  curious  question  as  to  the 
cessation  of  differential  vibration,  is  indeed  a  remark- 
able feature  of  the  case,  and  could,  by  itself,  even  if 
we  had  wanted  other  contributive  data,  have  clearly 
shown  that  the  spaces  between  the  ether  points, 
however  small,  were  definite  and  measurable  distances. 
But  at  the  extreme  end  of  the  differentiation -vibration 
we  were  apparently  no  nearer  to  an  empty  and  ether- 
less  space.  Our  messages  have  as  yet  unfailingly 
returned  to  us,  if  we  except  only  a  fair  average,  inter- 
cepted or  destroyed  by  the  fatal  electro-light  power 
of  solar  photospheres,  or  of  any  other  occasionally 
encountered  and  dissolving  force  of  that  kind.  The 
electro-light  projection,  as  of  course  we  know,  cannot 
pass  through  its  own  kind,  but  is  at  once  arrested 
and  absorbed.  Further  on  we  shall  see  more  of  this, 
in  the  practical  case  of  our  own  solar  photosphere. 
Our  message  Imes  pass  unimpeded  through  all  bodies 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  281 

and  all  forces   unarrayed  in  that  culminating  force 
of  which  they  themselves  consist. 

What  striking  results  have,  after  all,  come  of  this 
great  branch  of  our  knowledge  !  Every  school  to-day 
has  its  great  atlas  of  the  past  of  our  earth  ;  and  every 
family  may  possess  its  own  special  atlas  of  descent, 
catching  glimpses  of  its  ancestry  along  the  whole  line 
of  this  descent,  where,  as  in  our  own  case,  there  are 
any  guiding  records  to  fix  the  connection  or  identify 
the  restored  scenes.  What  countless  historical 
questions  and  j)roblems  have  already  been  solved,  by 
our  grand  power  to  bring  back  the  actual  places  and 
events,  and  to  look  upon  them  and  the  actors,  while 
in  the  very  act  of  their  history-making.  JuHus  Csesar, 
for  instance,  has  turned  up  repeatedly,  in  the  course 
of  both  his  trips  across  the  old  Channel,  and  every 
school-boy  can  now  see,  for  each  occasion,  whence 
he  started,  and  whither  he  was  obviously  bound.  We 
have  long  set  at  rest  all  the  old  dispute  about  ancient 
Troy.  The  building  of  the  great  pyramid  has  often 
turned  up  at  various  stages ;  and  countless  other  old 
Egyptian  questions  have  been  solved,  even  to  sighting 
the  venerable  Menes,  after  considerable  chronological 
readjustment.  Old  Livy  has  been  caught  in  the  very 
act  of  writing  one  of  his  lost  books,  seated  one  bright 
day  in  the  central  al  fresco  of  his  own  home ;  and 
thus  three  sheets  have  been  recovered,  while  others 
lay  temptingly  about,  but,  alas  !  with  their  tablet 
faces  downwards.  Countless  zealous  ethnologists  and 
evolutionists  have  searched  for  centuries,  to  their 
heart's  content,  amidst  flint-chipping  races,  and  still 
remoter  missing  links,  until  hardly  anything  more 
remains  unexplored  in  that  direction. 


282  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 


Intercoukse  with  Worlds  Outside  :  The  "  Higher 
Life  "  of  the  Universe. 

So  soon  as  we  had  acquired  the  language  of  that 
Higher  Life  which  we  had  now  entered,  a  vast  world 
of  new  knowledge,  of  course,  was  at  once  opened  upon 
us.  We  were  now  made  aware,  for  the  first  time, 
that  the  intelligent  universe  was  mainly  divided  into 
those  worlds  which  had  attained,  through  science,  to 
the  higher  life,  and  those  which  were  still  short 
of  it.  There  was  also,  to  be  sure,  a  great  section  of 
worlds,  to  be  styled  unintelligent,  because  man  had 
not  yet  arisen  upon  them,  and  of  which  our  own 
system  furnished  examples  in  some  of  its  outer 
planets  and  moons,  as  we  shall  afterwards  have 
occasion  to  see.  We  shall  also  have  to  speak  of  a 
phase  of  human  life  still  higher  than  the  so-called 
higher  life  ;  but  as  to  this  and  other  kindred  subjects 
we  will  not  now  fm^ther  interrupt  our  main  narrative. 

Allow  me,  however,  just  this  general  remark,  in 
j)assing,  to  the  effect  that  the  attainments  of  worlds, 
as  we  all  now  know  so  well,  depend  upon  their 
relative  position  in  their  system  as  to  heat  and 
light  supply,  their  size  or  mass,  and  the  greater  or 
less  interval  for  progress,  since  their  attainment, 
respectively,  to  dynamic  equilibrium.  As  the  rule, 
progress  begins  with  those  members  of  a  system 
which  are  nearest  to  their  sun.  Thus  Venus,  although 
our  earth  equalled  or  surpassed  her  otherwise,  had 
a  more  advanced  development  as  being  nearer  to  the 
light-source ;  while  we,  for  like  reasons,  were  in 
advance  of  Mars.  According  to  higher-Hfe  rule, 
the   outside    world    that  lies  nearest  to    a  higher- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  283 

life  world  falls  to  the  latter' s  charge,  until,  through 
science  attainment,  that  heretofore  outside  world 
has  entered  the  higher  life.  Thus  we  ourselves 
had  been  under  charge  of  Venus  until,  by  our 
knowledge  of  the  duplication  we  entered  the  higher 
life ;  and  now  we,  in  our  turn,  had  acceded  to  the 
charge  of  Mars.  Accordingly  we  braced  ourselves 
up  to  our  new  duties,  which  mainly  consisted 
in  a  friendly  watch  over  our  lower  and  outside 
brother,  and  the  occasional  expenditure  of  a  testing 
message,  as  with  Venus,  on  past  occasions,  towards 
ourselves.  Mars,  as  being  smaller  than  the  earth, 
had  attained  equilibrium  earlier ;  but  any  advantage 
in  that  way  was  more  than  counterbalanced  by  our 
larger  size  and  our  greater  heat  and  light,  our  pace 
being  faster,  after  we  had  once  begun.  And  again, 
those  orbs  which,  as  mostly  happened,  had  equili- 
briated  with  a  surplus  of  uncombined  gases  to  form 
an  enveloping  atmosphere,  and  of  watery  or  other 
vaporous  elements  to  form  rivers  and  seas,  presented 
in  due  time  the  varied  phenomena  of  life  and  mind. 
But  our  knowledge,  although  now  so  far  advanced 
beyond  that  of  previous  centuries,  is  yet,  by  no  means, 
quite  complete  in  all  these  questions. 

The  accession  of  a  new  world  to  the  higher  life 
is  always  the  occasion  of  great  and  general  rejoicing, 
and  of  a  good  deal  of  energy-expenditure  all  about, 
in  dispersing  the  joyful  and  exciting  news.  In  our 
case,  a  goodly  sized  world,  with  many  millions  of 
millions  of  human  beings,  had  been  added  to  the 
census  of  the  higher  life.  We  received  at  once  the 
congratulations  of  our  nearest  neighbours.  Mercury 
and  Vulcan,  both  of  which,  as  well  as  Venus,  had  long 


284  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

before  entered  this  Higher  Life ;  and  later  on  came 
other  greetings  from  further  outside — from  the  Sirius- 
ites,  from  several  of  the  nearer  Centaurites,  from  the 
less  remote  of  the  Pleiadites,  from  the  Orionsbeltites, 
and  various  others.  Venus,  who,  of  course,  looked  on 
us  as  her  own  child,  gave  us  a  number  of  introduc- 
tions ;  and  by  thus  tacking  on  to  her  ready-made  lines, 
we  saved,  to  a  great  extent,  the  heavy  cost  of  opening 
independent  lines  of  our  own,  Venus,  however,  debit- 
ing us,  of  course,  a  certain  proportion  of  her  first 
outlay.  These  ordinary  and  economizing  ways  related 
to  the  intercommunicating  society  which,  in  a  com- 
parative sense  as  to  distance,  lay  immediately  about 
us.  But  it  was  expected  of  each  component  world  that 
it  would  extend  the  area  of  the  higher-life  society, 
and  promote  its  intercourse,  by  some  measure  of 
independent  action  of  its  own  ;  and  as,  in  the  ardour 
of  our  noviciate,  we  were  resolved  not  to  be  behind  in 
our  new  duties,  we  prepared  to  open  up  lines  to 
far-off  systems,  in  any  of  the  heretofore  less-explored 
directions,  and  vast  energy  contributions  were  levied 
accordingly. 

Some  Special  Outside  Acquaintances. 

The  acquaintances  we  picked  up  in  all  these  higher- 
life  duties,  and  these  missions  of  adventure,  were 
occasionally  very  striking.  The  very  first  which  we 
made,  in  the  nearer  society  outside  our  system,  and 
coming  to  us  through  Venus,  was  one  of  Sirius's  worlds; 
and  as  this  orb  was  in  about  the  same  position  re- 
latively, in  its  own  system,  as  our  earth  was  in  ours, 
we  took  rather  kindly  to  each  other,  albeit  our  new 


A   THOUSAND   "ilEAKS   HENCE.  285 

friend  was  a  very  big  fellow  compared  to  us,  had  had 
a  longer  life,  and  knew  a  deal  more  than  we  did.  We 
have,  in  fact,  ever  since  kept  up  mutual  friendly 
relations,  as  our  widely  circulated  Sirius  Herald, 
every  morning  on  my  breakfast  table,  may  serve  to 
show.  We  were  much  interested,  through  this  case, 
in  the  effects  of  size  or  mass,  as  well  as  time,  upon 
human  progress,  and  ultimate  attainments ;  because, 
as  we  very  well  know,  the  Sirius  system,  and  for  that 
matter  a  good  many  others,  are  upon  a  much  greater 
scale  than  ours.  But  mere  mass,  although  giving  a 
stronger  material  frame,  does  little  towards  the  higher 
intelligence,  which  depends  more  upon  equilibriated 
heat  and  light,  the  latter  especially.  But  again, 
speaking  generally,  the  stronger  the  totality  of  force, 
the  better  eventually  the  human  prospect.  A  very 
small  world,  such  as  any  one  of  the  inhabited  asteroids, 
with  its  slight  gravity  force,  and  attenuated  elements, 
will  have  a  weakly  human  framework,  as  compared 
with  the  broad  squat  figures  and  herculean  strength 
of  our  Siriusite  friends.  The  heads,  or  rather  the 
brains,  surmounting  in  either  case,  are  not,  perhaps, 
in  the  abstract,  greatly  -different,  but  then  they  are 
worked  respectively  by  very  different  engine  powers, 
and  there  is  a  different  progress  proportionately. 

Sirius  was  comparatively  our  next-door  neighbour, 
amongst  systems  of  the  outside  universe.  We  had 
some  much  further  off  acquaintanceships,  and  several 
of  the  remoter  ones  were  of  our  own  independent  look- 
ing up.  In  most  cases  of  the  ordinary  instances,  we 
joined  in  communications  already  established ;  and  in 
this  way,  through  Venus,  or  at  times  through  other- 
world  friends  outside,  we  were  placed  in  connection 


286  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

with  a  large  surrounding  society.  But  again,  as  re- 
garded our  own  independent  explorations,  as  time  wore 
on,  improving  our  practice  and  increasing  our  energy- 
wealth,  we  would  send  forth,  on  periodic  occasions, 
a  grand  mission  of  general  search,  on  the  chance  of 
its  touching  some  system  or  world  not  already  within 
our  pale.  This  was  counted,  indeed,  high  class 
liberality,  for  few  indeed  of  such  costly  missions 
returned  from  their  long  journey  with  the  results 
sought  for.  They  mostly  either  passed  unnoticed 
through  space,  or  were  arrested  and  destroyed  by  solar 
photospheres  or  other  forms  of  cross-electric  force. 

On  one  of  these  exploring  occasions,  however,  our 
missive  entered  a  somewhat  remote  coloured-sun 
system,  and,  by  rare  good  fortune  striking  upon  one  of 
its  worlds  which  had  already  entered  a  higher-Hfe 
society  of  its  own  vicinities,  we  were  at  once  intro- 
duced to  a  new  friend,  who,  in  spite  of  the  costly 
intervening  distance,  was  disposed  to  reciprocate  our 
mission,  and  with  whom,  as  it  is  pleasant  to  relate, 
we  have  ever  since  maintained  cordial  intercourse.  But 
although  this  far-off  system  had  not  yet  been  in  direct 
relationship  with  our  section  of  the  higher  life,  we 
ascertained  afterwards  an  indirect  connection  through 
another  great  section  of  universe  to  one  side,  with 
which  our  section  corresponded.  I  shall  have  no 
little  to  say  presently,  about  the  remarkable  coloured 
system  in  question.  But  there  is  another  subject 
which  it  is  now  necessary  to  allude  to ;  and  that  not 
only  as  an  instance  of  marvellous  progress  in  an  age 
full  of  such  marvels,  but  also  because  of  its  now 
intimate  association  with  all  this  outside  procedure 
of  our  world.    I  allude  to — 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  287 


The  Condition  of  the  Press  in  these  our 
Modern  Times. 

The  rise  of  the  Celestial  Press — for  so  we  term  the 
press  connected  with  outside  life,  as  distinguished 
from  that  of  our  own  world — was  not  long  delayed  after 
our  entry  into  the  higher  life,  and  our  thorough  mastery 
of  the  language  of  that  life.  We  had  the  benefit  of 
Venus's  experience  to  guide  us,  and  indeed,  chiefly 
through  that  ready-to-hand  experience,  our  press 
interests  were  started  with  a  fair  correspondentship 
in  many  star  quarters.  Soon  the  celestial  news 
became  as  copious  and  quite  as  engrossing  as  the 
terrestrial.  We  have  spoken  of  necessity  as  being 
ever  mother  to  invention,  and  this  was  never  more 
clear  than  in  the  case  of  the  modern  j)ress  with  its 
comitless  customers.  Some  of  the  successive  steps  of 
progress  form  a  curious  retrospect,  from  the  huge 
cumbrous  old-fashioned  paper  "broad  sheet,"  of  the 
nineteenth  century,  up  to  the  tiny  four-inch  square 
microphied  photograph,  which  is  to-day  doubled  into 
the  waist-coat  pocket,  and  all  its  full  category  of 
news  and  events  read  with  ease  through  the  common 
diamond  magnifier. 

Passing  over  various  earlier  stages,  we  come  to 
that  great  step  of  printing  by  reflection-photography  ; 
and  upon  that  again  follows  the  compound-reflector 
system,  by  which  copies  upon  copies,  in  broad  sheets, 
comprising  each  thousands  of  separate  newspapers, 
are  reflectively  flashed  off  with  the  rapidity  of  ordinary 
light-travel,  over  the  successively  opposed  surfaces, 
laid  out  above  or  below,  wherever  space  could  be 
commanded  for  the  pm^pose.     But  as  withal,  still 


288  A   THOUSAND    YEAES   HENCE. 

more  and  more  copies,  and  quicker  and  yet  quicker 
printing  were  wanted,  as  years  and  centuries  rolled 
on,  there  came  at  last  the  great  art  of  transparent 
printing,  by  which  thousands  of  great  sheets  of 
transparent  material,  consisting  each  of  thousands  of 
separate  newspapers,  can  now  be  simultaneously 
permeated  by  the  printing  rays. 

But  having  thus  to  deal  with  many  millions  of 
copies  of  each  paper,  so  easily  produced,  how  next 
are  they  all  promptly  distributed  ?  Let  us  enter  a 
news-office  at  early  morn.  The  printing  machine  has 
just  laid  down  a  large  square  mass,  resembling  a 
great  old  paving  stone — one  of  many  more  that  are 
quickly  to  follow.  This  square  mass  has  been  placed 
beneath  an  electric-cutting  apparatus,  which  at  once 
sej)arates  it  into  many  four-inch  square  piles,  consist- 
ing each  of  thousands  of  separate  newspapers. 
Magnetic  rods  next  attach  the  adjacent  corners  of 
these  piles,  and  these  so-charged  rods,  whose  electricity 
at  once  separates  each  little  newspaper  sheet,  are 
distributed  to  energy-mills  all  about  outside,  as  far 
and  wide  as  any  particular  newspaper  has  taken  up  its 
hand-delivery  circulation.  The  passing  public  take 
these  papers  from  off  the  rod ;  but  as  each  paper  is 
not  electrically  released  without  a  preliminary  turn  of 
the  mill-handle,  the  energy  thus  created  and  stored 
constitutes  the  payment  for  the  paper.  As  most 
people  are  out  in  the  morning  for  air  and  exercise, 
this  ready  and  simple  method  is  found  to  answer  best,  | 
alike  for  circulation  and  account-keeping. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  289 


An  Editor  of  the  Time. 

The  "Editor's  box,"  or,  in  modern  sense,  his  own 
little  private  energy-mill,  with  its  own  special  handle, 
usually  stands,  in  modest  rivalry  for  public  attention, 
alongside  of  these  stores  of  his  newspaper ;  so  that 
any  admiring  reader  of  some  recent  talented  or  racy 
editorial  can  practically  show  his  appreciation  by  a 
few  turns,  more  or  less  numerous  or  forcible,  at  the 
editor's  mill.  In  exciting  times,  when  some  great 
scientific  or  other  question  is  being  hotly  discussed, 
many  a  zealot  in  the  cause,  on  one  side  or  the  other, 
may  be  seen  furiously  pulling  at  one  or  other  of  these 
editors'  mills,  to  indicate  his  highest  approval  of  the 
latest  editorials.  Nor  is  it  a  bad  addition  to  the  re- 
freshment of  his  deferred  breakfast  of  a  morning,  for 
an  editor  in  these  times,  after  the  toils  of  the  night, 
to  find  upon  his  table  the  matter  of  a  hundred  Energy, 
as  that  morning's  collection  from  adjacent  mills. 

Editor-admirers,  and  other  disinterested  and 
benevolent  persons,  will  often,  in  this  way,  give  up 
gratis  even  the  whole  of  the  day's  exercise-energy. 
Healthy  bodily  exercise  is  differently  managed  now 
from  of  old ;  for  even  if  there  were  now  room  upon 
the  world's  surface  for  a  "  constitutional  "  in  the  old 
sense,  that  is  to  say  a  health-exercise  walk,  nobody 
would  now  dream  of  such  unproductive  waste  of  his 
strength.  Thus  every  hand's  turn,  or  the  turn  of  any 
other  human  limb,  is,  in  these  busy  and  business 
days,  made  productive  of  wealth.  When  people  want 
ordinary  exercise  now,  they  turn  ordinary  mills  ;  if 
strong  exercise,  they  go  for  all  members  upon  tread- 

u 


290  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

mills.  Brown  and  I  dabbled  in  energy.-niill  specula- 
tion a  while  ago ;  and  it  did  fairly  well  at  first,  until 
competition,  which  is  the  very  bane  of  our  day,  made 
the  profits  not  worth  the  bother.  Our  modern  fiscal 
system  is  largely  based  on  the  same  principle  ;  for  by 
an  ingenious  spring  machinery  beneath  all  our  main 
thoroughfares,  every  passenger,  by  his  gravitation, 
and  forward  impulse,  contributes,  at  every  step,  to 
a  public  energy-fund.  The  impediment,  or  the  force 
taken  out  of  him  is  so  small,  that  he  is  hardty  con- 
scious of  the  loss.  And  thus  a  substantial  public 
revenue  is  made  up  ;  thus  in  fact  we  chiefly  supply 
our  public  messaging  energy.  That  illustrates  a 
happy  case  of  uncompeted  profit-making.  I  only  wish 
I  could  secure  a  spell  of  it ! 

Our  Outside -World  Acquaintance — Coloured -Sun 

Systems. 

Black   would  tlu'ow    out    some    curious   speculations    upon 
coloured  suns  and  coloured-light  systems, — Authok,  chap.  i. 

By  far  the  most  curious  and  interesting  of  our  out- 
side acquaintance  was  that  coloured-sun  system  to 
which  I  lately  alluded.  It  constituted,  indeed,  the 
very  rare  case  of  a  tri-system,  all  three  solar  members 
of  which  were  coloured ;  one  of  the  suns  being  bluish, 
another  light  greenish,  and  the  third  red,  and  a 
rather  significantly  deep  red  too.  In  dimensions  the 
last  was  considerably  the  greater  of  the  three.  They 
all  three  effected  a  complex  circuit  round  each  other, 
each  carrying  its  own  varied  family  of  planets  with 
their  moons  and  rings,  and  of  comets  and  meteorite 
systems. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  291 

Now  these  coloured  systems  are  still,  in  certain 
respects,  a  question  of  hot  scientific  dispute  amongst 
us,  many  of  the  purely  white-light  systems,  such  as 
Sirius,  proudly  viewing  them  as  the  peculiarity,  the 
eccentricity,  aye,  point  blank,  the  insanity  of  the 
heavens.  The  coloured  themselves  take,  of  course, 
a  very  different  view  of  their  case,  and  have  various 
theories  of  the  special  power  and  resource  of  colour, 
compared,  as  they  would  say,  with  mere  cold  common 
white  light.  Our  coloured  fiiends  in  question  ap- 
proached us,  from  the  first,  warmly  in  that  view  of 
the  matter,  and  were  ready  to  be  eloquent  upon  the 
virtues  of  yellow,  in  connection  with  the  slight,  but, 
as  they  gladly  assm-ed  us,  the  still  quite  appreciable 
tint  of  our  solar  light.  We  did  not,  however,  quite 
respond,  in  the  direction  indicated,  to  this  brotherly 
warmth.  While  not  behind  in  formulating  the  usual 
com'tesies  of  intercourse,  we  rather,  in  effect,  said,  on 
this  part  of  the  case,  "drop  it."  In  confidence 
between  ourselves,  the  subject  is  confessedly  a  delicate 
one  to  those  who,  as  m  our  oa^ti  case,  may  be  sup- 
posed just  upon  the  borderland  of  either  party.  Our 
overzealous  coloured  friends,  by  way  of  putting  our 
rights  beyond  question,  always  remind  us,  that  on 
our  first  introducing  the  pure  electric  light,  we 
described  it  as  "ghastly,"  "garish,"  and  by  other  such 
bad  names,  showing  quite  clearly  thereby,  that  we 
had  been  previously  unaccustomed  to  pure  cold  white 
light ;  and  that,  as  they  stoutly  asserted  on  our 
behalf,  we  were,  in  common  with  themselves,  of  the 
distinguished  colomxd  race — the  true  nobility  of  the 
heavens,  as  they  would  put  the  matter. 

But,  again,  when  we,  for  our  part,  discussed  this 


292  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

rather  excitable  question  with  the  haughty  Siriusites, 
and  other  pure  whites,  we  rather  made  out  that  a 
very  shght  yellowish  was  softer  to  the  eyes,  and, 
while  not  really  other  than  white  light,  was,  in  its 
accommodating  way,  rather  the  superior. 

Effects  of  Solar  Colour. 

It  was  certainly  to  be  expected  that  colour,  which 
has   such    strikingly  varied    effect  physically  upon 
health  and  growth,  should  have  also  its  effect  mentalh' 
in  the  coloured  systems.     Indeed  the  coloured  them- 
selves at  once   admitted,  nay,  eagerly   claimed  this 
distinctive  result ;  only  that,  while  we  whites  saw  but 
peculiarity,  they  themselves  had  in  view  superiority. 
Although  science  had  explained,  long  ago,  the  super- 
ficial, accidental,  changeable,  and  perhaps,  in  many 
cases,  temporary  character  of  sun  colour,  yet  all  this 
had  but  little  effect  upon  our  coloured  friends'  lofty 
theories   about  themselves.      Nevertheless,  however, 
we  of  the  white-light  order  made  an  interesting  study 
of  their  case,  which  we  were  the  better  able  to  do, 
seeing  that  no  small  number  of  their  worlds  had  already 
entered  the  higher  life  as  well  as  ourselves.    Eepeat- 
edly,  indeed,  had  it  been   experienced,  that  mental 
peculiarity  from  colour,    amounting,   in  the   deeper 
hues,  even  to   decided   eccentricity,  was   not   always 
much  of  an  obstacle  to  those  scientific  attainments 
through  which  worlds  were   passed  into  the   higher 
life.    And  indeed  it  was  in  this  view  that  our  friends  of 
the  tri-system  became  to  us  a  most  interesting  study. 
All  three  were,   as  it  happened,  not  very  much  out 
with  each  other  in  point  of  age,  and  not  very  different,. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  293 

in  that  respect,  from  our  own  case ;  and  thus,  in  each 
of  their  cases,  as  in  our  own,  from  one-third  to  one- 
half  of  the  inner  planets,  respectively,  had  already 
entered  the  higher  life. 

A  Ternaey   Coloured   System,   Blue,   Green,  Eed, 
AND  Eespecth^  Pecullvrities  of  People. 

In  this  remarkable  ternary  system,  the  blue  and 
green  were  respectively  slight  in  hue ;  but  the  red 
hue,  being  decidedly  strong,  gave  expectation  of 
marked  peculiarity  ;  and,  as  we  shall  see,  this  expecta- 
tion was  not  disappointed.  The  peculiarity  of  the 
Blues  was  mainly  limited  to  an  extravagant  pride,  or 
rather  a  proudly  independent  naturalness,  showing 
itself,  for  instance,  in  female  di-ess,  which,  with  them, 
is  always  cut  with  exclusive  reference  to  the  form  of 
the  wearer ;  whereas  with  us,  at  least  in  the  simple 
old  times  a  thousand  years  ago,  to  show  off  the  dress 
was  always  the  prime  consideration,  and  one  also,  as 
I  need  hardly  point  out,  of  exemplary  modesty  and 
humility  as  compared  with  those  proud  Blues. 

The  Greens,  again,  present  a  somewhat  kindred 
peculiarity  in  the  sex ;  for  fashionable  and  high-bred 
ladies,  especially  if  they  are  otherwise  personally 
attractive,  study  the  very  plainest  costumes,  as  in- 
terfering least  with  the  effect  of  personal  quality 
or  superiority.  Only  the  shy  and  timid,  the  ex- 
cessively modest  and  distrustful  of  their  own  attrac- 
tions, cover  themselves  with  ornaments,  in  the  two- 
fold hope  of  diverting  attention  from  themselves  to 
their  jewels,  and  of  making  up  for  deficiencies  which 
they  modestly  acknowledge.     Thus  the  most  brilliant 


294  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

dress-displays  ever  excite  compassion  by  the  obvious 
modesty  of  the  wearer.  Many  a  poor  toiling  parent, 
as  he  reluctantly  yields  to  the  irrepressible  entreaties 
of  modest  and  diffident  daughters,  for  the  protection 
of  more  and  yet  more  magnificent  dress  and  jewelry, 
exclaims  in  despair  that  the  very  strength  of  the 
family  virtues  is  to  be  his  ruin. 

But  Eed  peculiarities  were  decidedly  more  serious 
than  all  this,  inasmuch  as  they  affected  morals  and 
religion.  The  religious  views  of  our  Eed  friends  are, 
in  substance,  to  this  effect — that  the  future  life  is  an 
exact  reversal,  or  corrective,  of  the  usually  gross 
inequalities  of  the  present ;  plenty  and  happiness 
here,  resulting  in  want  and  misery  there ;  and  vice 
versa.  Consequently  the  great  object  is  to  avoid  or 
escape  any  great  happiness  in  this  life,  in  view  of 
the  inevitable  Nemesis  it  brings  in  the  life  to  come. 
The  Eed  clergy  are,  in  this  way,  laudably  zealous  and 
constant  in  their  denunciations  and  warnings,  and 
they  ever  find  in  the  varying  circumstances  around 
them,  a  grand  field  for  their  eloquence.  This  religion 
is  fittingly  named  "The  Nemesis  of  the  Grave;" 
and  the  zealous  activity  of  its  adherents  has  long 
since  established  it  over  the  entire  of  the  particular 
planet  I  am  now  dealing  with  in  the  Eed  sj^stem. 
Many  a  man  there,  who,  by  his  industry  and  intelli- 
gence, has  been  successful  in  his  world,  attaining 
perhaps  to  high  consideration  and  public  respect 
for  his  qualities,  or  who,  by  a  well-balanced  mind,  has 
enjoyed  far  more  happiness  than  falls  to  most  other 
peojole,  has  at  last  to  face  the  terrible  Nemesis  that  is 
to  follow  inevitable  death.  Then,  at  least,  if  not 
before,  is  the  faithful  pastor's  oj)portunity,  as  he  duti- 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  295 

fully  labours  to  induce  a  miserable  death-bed,  and 
thus  give  one  last  chance  to  the  poor  victim's  prospects. 

On  the  other  hand,  transfer  your  view  to  the 
triumphant  end  of  some  miserable  wretch,  who, 
whether  from  misfortune  or  vice,  has  had  neither 
peace  nor  happiness  all  his  life.  As  the  last  sands  of 
his  glass  run  out,  and  his  Nemesis  draws  near,  crowds 
of  clergy  and  other  pious  people  perhaps  surround 
his  bed,  in  order  to  benefit  by  the  edifying  spectacle. 
Even  if  the  dying  wretch  be  so  degraded,  as  to  be 
utterly  indifferent  to  his  position  and  grand  prospects, 
that  only  makes  these  prospects  all  the  surer  and 
brighter,  and  the  surrounding  comforters  and  congratu- 
lators  all  the  more  pertinacious.  On  a  late  occasion, 
when  a  dying  burglar,  worried  out  of  all  patience  by  this 
sort  of  thing,  at  last  drew  his  jemmy  from  under  the 
pillow,  and  cracked  the  skull  of  his  nearest  tormentor, 
a  deep  but  mingled  wail  ascended  from  all  the  com- 
pany ;  for  while  the  wretched  murderer  had  thus  even 
added  to  his  accumulated  claims  upon  Nemesis,  yet, 
sad  to  say,  he  had  also  suddenly  sent  a  soul  to  its 
account  in  that  happy,  duty- doing,  and  unanxious 
state,  the  reversion  of  which  beyond  the  grave  was 
only  too  assured.  When  we  gravely  argued  with 
these  Eeds  that  such  incurably  vicious  wretches 
deserved  rather  to  be  punished,  both  in  this  world  and 
the  next,  they  expressed  utter  horror  and  amazement 
at  such  a  view  ;  and  asked  us,  in  reply,  if  peoj)le 
deliberately  chose  to  be  miserable  instead  of  happy, 
hated  instead  of  loved,  ugl}'-  instead  of  beautiful. 

It  so  happened  that  the  particular  planet  we  had 
fallen  into  correspondence  with  in  this  Eed  system 
was,  like  ourselves,  the  fourth  from  its  sun ;  and  the 


296  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

case  was  the  same  also  with  our  corresponding  world 
in  each  of  the  other  two  members  of  this  ternary 
system.  Our  rule,  in  fact,  was  to  prefer  introductions 
to  those  worlds  whose  relative  position  in  their  re- 
spective systems  came  nearest  to  our  own.  We  have 
found,  by  growing  exj)erience,  that,  one  thing  with 
another,  in  the  greater  similarity  of  circumstances, 
we  get  on  best  with  those  so  placed,  each  world 
understanding  the  other  better  than  in  the  case  of 
orbs  either  further  inside  or  further  out.  Those 
similarly  placed  worlds  are  indeed  our  "flesh  and 
blood  "  in  a  literal  sense,  to  which  most  of  the  others, 
on  climatic  and  other  grounds,  affecting  corporeal 
composition,  could  not  lay  claim. 

Its  Striking  Midnight  Skies,  and  Effect  upon  the 

Mind. 

The  midnight  sky  of  each  of  these  worlds,  in  their 
respective  systems,  affords,  to  the  respective  peoples 
beneath,  a  grand  and  impressive  spectacle,  which 
could  hardly  fail  to  enter  into  the  religious  sentiment 
in  each  case.  To  the  Ked  population,  the  two  sur- 
passingly bright  stars,  of  respectively  blue  and  green 
hue,  seemed  to  be  the  heaven  and  hell  of  future  life. 
The  earlier  records  show  green  heaven  and  blue  hell 
to  have  been  the  prevailing  orthodoxy ;  but,  after 
long  sway,  this  belief  began  to  be  undermined  for  that 
which  advancing  intelligence  rather  favoured,  namely, 
a  blue  heaven  and  a  green  hell ;  which  doctrine,  after 
many  years'  contention,  characterized  by  infinite  zeal, 
cruel  contention,  and  bloodshed  on  both  sides,  ac- 
quired at  last  the  chief  predominance. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  297 

To  the  other  two  systems,  again,  there  was  a 
■different  and  even  still  more  striking  nightly  spectacle. 
Let  us  take,  for  example,  the  case  of  the  Greens.  I 
may  be  supposed  to  have  a  bias  that  way,  if  there  be 
anything  in  a  name.  After  their  own  genially-hued, 
and,  to  the  Green  mind,  perfect-light  sun  had  set,  a 
night  scene  at  once  beautiful  and  terrible  succeeded 
the  day.  On  one  side  arose  the  pale  blue  star,  of  all- 
surpassing  beauty  and  brightness.  On  the  other,  a 
fiery  red  monster,  which  glared  down  out  of  heaven, 
conspicuously  still  greater  in  dimensions  and  powder 
than  even  the  other  grand  object,  and  wiiich,  but  for 
the  reconciling  effect  of  habit,  must  have  caused 
intolerable  terror  to  all  beneath  its  rays.  The  great, 
benign  blue  star  was,  of  course,  heaven,  and  the 
fierce  and  still  greater  red  was  hell;  and  much 
religious  capital,  and  countless  conversions,  were 
made  of  such  powerful  religious  accessories.  When 
full  mutual  explanations  had  been  come  to,  upon  all 
parties  advancing  in  science  and  finally  entering  the 
higher  life,  there  remained,  to  the  Eeds  in  particular, 
the  ungracious  fact  that  their  sun,  much  to  their 
surprise,  if  not  to  a  stronger  and  sharper  feeling,  had 
been  regarded  as  the  common  hell  of  each  of  the 
other  systems. 

In  Green  religion,  as  I  have  said,  much  w^as  made 
of  this  terrible  red  star,  which  was  usually  brought 
in,  by  way  of  climax,  in  the  sensational  section  of 
Green  preaching.  It  was  thus  common,  with  this 
section,  to  regulate  church  hours  by  the  time  of 
night  when  the  red  star  would  be  best  placed  for 
commanding  effect;  and  thus  there  had  arisen  quite 
a  system  of  management   of  this  effect.     The  well- 


298  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

practised  sensationalist  had  usually  a  movable 
shutter  in  the  church  roof,  which  he  regulated  by 
means  of  a  string.  At  the  fitting  cHmax  to  which  his 
discourse  was  leading,  the  shutter  would  fly  open  by 
a  sudden  pull  at  the  string,  and  the  terrible  star 
would  shoot  his  baleful  rays  amongst  the  excited  or 
scared  audience.  Occasionally,  and  somewhat  awk- 
wardly, the  string  would  snap  under  the  too  violent 
jerk  of  the  impassioned  preacher,  and  clumsy  be- 
ginners would  equally,  perhaps,  spoil  their  case.  But, 
nevertheless,  there  was  quite  a  rivalry  in  conversions 
in  this  way,  and  the  more  practised  and  adroit 
preachers,  in  comiting  heads  for  results,  had  a  great 
reputation. 

But  even  long  prior  to  the  advent  of  the  higher  life, 
which  finally  made  sad  havoc  of  these  primitive  ideas 
and  ways,  there  had  been  a  party  against,  as  well  as 
a  party  for,  the  shutter  system.  The  former  party, 
feeble  at  first,  had  been  gradually  gaining  strength 
with  the  progress  of  science  and  of  society.  Shutter 
preaching  began  to  fail  of  its  old  power ;  and  at 
length  for  any  one  to  speak  of  the  "  eloquent  and 
zealous  Shutter,"  as  the  sensational  preacher  used  to 
be  concisely  called,  had  become  at  last  a  questionable 
compliment. 

The  coloured  systems  in  general  were  zealous  for 
outside  conversions ;  and  the  remarkable  system  we 
speak  of  was  no  exception,  the  Bed  lights  in  particular 
being  active  and  universalist.  Of  course  our  o^ii 
various  religious  bodies  were  more  or  less  active  in 
this  way  also,  and  would  send  missions,  under  energy 
credits,  far  and  wide.  The  great  Mormon  Church 
usually  took    the    lead.      When    certain    irreverent 


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planets  laughed  at  her  great  poi^e,  the  pope  made  the 
memorable  reply,  that  people  ought  not  to  laugh  at 
Eeligion.  But  Bed  missions,  at  great  cost,  were  sent 
even  as  far  as  our  earth.  Indeed,  these  were  not 
entirely  unsuccessful,  as  some  of  our  extremer 
sectaries,  under  Red  argumentative  ingenuity,  re-acted 
into  the  Eed  views,  and  became  in  turn  their  active 
promoters  upon  their  own  home  ground.  These 
would,  for  instance,  follow  our  pious  clergy  and 
missionaries  into  death-bed  scenes,  in  order  to  exhort 
them  to  leave  alone  some  unhappy-minded  object  of 
their  visit,  in  his  condition  of  comparative  safety,  and 
attend  rather  to  their  own  awful  prospect,  confronted 
as  they  were  by  the  inevitable  Nemesis  of  their  present 
apparently  bright  and  happy  condition. 

One  of  the  latest  Red-life  incidents  is  reported  to 
us  in  one  of  the  last  members  of  the  Red  Times,  a 
daily  print  I  regularly  take  in.  A  fellow  of  incurably 
vicious  temper,  after  murdering  his  wife,  had  con- 
cluded by  taking  off  also  his  mother-in-law,  in  order, 
as  he  remarked  with  cool  atrocity,  to  make  one  clean 
sweep  of  the  worry  of  the  whole  family  concern. 
Instantly  a  crowd,  with  one  loud  long  wail  of  pity  and 
commiseration,  conducted  the  unhapi^y  wretch  to  the 
comfortable  Resanitation  Retreat,  provided  for  such 
distressing  cases.  There  a  dozen  old  ladies  at  once 
volunteered  their  services,  taking  this  reprobate  b}^ 
turns  night  and  day,  soothing  his  every  feeling, 
supplying  his  every  want,  and  never  for  an  unnecessary 
instant  leaving  him  alone.  The  cure,  we  are  told,  was 
marvellously  rapid.  On  quitting  the  Retreat,  he  was 
overheard  to  mutter,  and  in  no  mincing  way,  that 
all  the  mothers-in-law  in  the  universe  should  not  see 


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]iim  there  again.  That  meant,  of  course,  that  he 
would  murder  no  more  of  them — which  was  just,  hi 
fact,  the  result  the  Eed  principle  aimed  at.  Such 
triumphs  of  the  system,  however,  are  very  grudgingly 
admitted  by  our  clergy. 


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CHAPTEE  XYI. 

SCIENCE  PEOGRESS  IN  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  RETROSPECT. — 
PART  in.  GRAND  CLIMAX  OF  THE  DISCOVERY,  BY  BLACK, 
OF   THE  REDUPLICATION. 

Old  Wliite  would  say  "that  he  should  not  wonder  if  our 
descendants  got  outside  the  world  altogether,  and  voyaged  far 
and  away  upon  the  Ether  ocean." — Author,  chap.  i. 

I  OFFER  here,  in  the  first  place,  just  a  few  preliminary 
reflections  on  the  scientific  retrospect.  Although  our 
nineteenth  century  scientists,  especially  towards  the 
end  of  the  century,  are  reputed  to  have  thought  them- 
selves very  acute,  and  the  progress  of  their  time  very 
rapid  and  striking,  yet,  in  looking  back,  and  after  all 
due  allowances,  one  is  impressed  by  the  dulness  of 
mental  grasp  about  that  time,  even  where  there  had 
already  been  reached  many  of  those  elementary  facts 
which  have  since  served  us  so  well  as  leverage  for 
further  steps  of  science-progress.  Take,  for  instance, 
the  electro-light  speed,  which,  after  all,  is  simply 
proportionate  to  speed  of  ordinary  light  as  compared 
to  speed  of  sound,  both  of  the  latter  being  facts  per- 
fectly well  known  of  old.  Then,  again,  the  electro- 
light  speed  once  determined,  we  were  akeady  halfway 


302  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

to  that  other  wonderful  fact,  so  important  in  our 
exploration  of,  and  speculation  upon,  far-off  space, 
namely,  that  this  speed  is  identical  with  that  of  the 
action  of  gravity.  And,  once  more,  the  transference 
of  energy,  in  form  of  motion,  from  ordinary  matter  to 
ether,  and  vice  versa — a  department  of  science  after- 
wards so  fertile  of  results,  ought,  as  one  would  now 
think,  to  have  been  caught  up  much  earlier,  seeing 
that,  even  in  the  nineteenth  century,  the  two  media 
were  perfectly  recognizable  and  distinguishable,  and 
their  quality  respectively — as,  for  example,  in  regard 
to  light  and  sound  transmission — more  or  less  well 
known.  Look  at  the  result  of  this  last  step !  We 
speak,  as  we  all  of  course  know,  by  means  of  air. 
The  air-energy  is  exactly  transferred  to  the  ether; 
and  thus  the  voice  is  carried,  at  electro-light  speed, 
in  any  desired  direction,  to  be  afterwards,  at  its 
destination,  retransferred  to  air,  and  to  enter  there  the 
listening  ear,  even  billions  of  miles  away. 

This  beginning  of  our  hold  upon,  or  rather  say,  our 
actual  handling  of,  ether,  was  followed  by  other 
marvellous  results,  when  we  could  deal  optically  with 
that  attenuated  medium,  isolating  it  from  ordinary 
matter,  presenting  an  ether  surface  for  light-refraction 
and  reflection,  and  thus,  as  by  an  ether  microscope, 
catching  a  hugely  magnified  view  of  ordinary  atoms 
and  molecules.  We  thus  knew,  not  only  the  shape- 
and  aspect  of  these  bodies,  but  their  intervening 
distances;  and  thus  also,  by  a  compound  equation 
with  other  known  facts,  we  found  the  interval  between 
ether  points,  as  well  as  much  other  knowledge,  in- 
cluding, in  particular,  that  of  the  reduction  of  gravity 
itself,  in  certain  directions  at  least,  to  the  common 


A  THOUSAND  YEABS  HENCE.  303 

condition  of  ordinary  interchangeable  energy.  But 
how  simple  all  those  things  now  appear,  after  the 
ways  of  them  are  known  !  and  how  we  wonder  at  the 
dulness  of  our  ancestors  of  the  nineteenth  century,  and 
even  later  on,  in  not  discovering  them  sooner ! 

Black's  Grand  Discovery  :  What  was  it  ? 

At  length  came  the  crowning  discovery,  by  which 
our  electro -light  energy  could  impart  locomotion  to 
bodily  substance,  as  it  had  previously  been  able  to  do 
only  to  the  ether  vibration.  This  discovery  was 
reserved  for  my  illustrious  old  fi'iend  Black,  the 
renowned  ex-chemical  professor  of  our  greatest  univer- 
sity, who  has  thus  given  immortality  to  his  name, 
and  who  still  survives,  in  his  honoured  old  age,  to 
witness  the  marvellous  results  of  his  magnificent 
exploit.  "When,  long  ago,  the  duplication  of  the 
cross  gave  us  the  reversion-power  that  brought 
responsively  back  to  us  the  missives  or  messages 
which  we  sent  into  far-off  space,  it  was,  even  then, 
shrewdly  surmised,  that  a  further  step  in  the  cross- 
electric,  completing,  in  fact,  the  full  bi-cross,  must 
superadd,  inter  alia,  locomotive  power  over  corporate 
substance.  Indeed  the  more  speculative  minds,  even 
at  this  early  time,  advanced  still  further,  even  to  the 
idea  of  the  ter-cross,  with  powers  that  seemed,  for  the 
l)resent  at  least,  and  while  within  only  bi-cross  pur- 
view, to  be  entirely  superhuman.  These  earlier  and 
sanguine  predictors  have  long  passed  away,  and  the 
full  bi-cross  attainment  has  involved  perhaps  a  longer 
interval  than  they  had,  over-sanguinely,  anticipated. 
But  when  the  great  discovery  we  now  have  to  deal 


304  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

with  did  at  last  come,  Iioav  marvellous  its  simplicity  f 
How  were  we  to  advance  upon  the  dui)lication  ?  Why^ 
simply,  as  Black  showed,  by  the  Eeduplication ! 

Black's  intimation  of  his  discovery  caused  the  pro- 
foundest  astonishment,  alike  in  other  worlds  as  in  our 
own.  Wonder  was  now  often  expressed  that  our  com- 
paratively small  world  should  have  thus  pre-eminently 
distinguished  itself.  But  as  to  this,  many  calculations 
have  fairly  agreed  as  to  the  practical  advantage  of  a 
happy  medium,  in  combined  light,  heat,  electricity, 
and  gravity,  and  the  advantage  of  such  mean  state, 
for  business  purposes  at  all  events,  over  partial  or 
irregular  predominations,  or  over  even  that  general 
superiority  in  some  main  elements,  which  no  doubt 
helps  the  purely  scientific,  and  possibly,  too,  the  moral 
perception  and  development,  while  less  favourable  to 
the  vigorous  business  element.  Rumours  were  not 
wanting,  too,  that  the  discovery  in  question  was  not 
really  new  in  the  universe,  but  had  been  long  familiar, 
as  was  much  other  such  advanced  knowledge,  to  a 
still  higher  life  than  ours  in  that  wide  and  varied 
universe.  We  shall  return,  further  on,  to  this  most 
interesting  question.  Meanwhile,  let  us  follov;  Black 
in  the  steps  he  took  after  the  public  intimation  of  his 
discovery. 

Black's  Practical  Application — First   Outside 

Voyage. 

By  my  worthy  father's  good  business  advice,  I 
myself  not  having  yet  even  entered  my  teens.  Black 
got  matters  in  readiness,  so  as  to  have  a  good  start 
over  all  possible  rivals,  before  letting  the  public  of  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  305 

universe  fully  into  his  secret.  For  my  part,  also,  I 
don't  see  the  use  of  throwing  all  one's  possible  good 
things  away.  Our  friend  "White  was  of  very  great 
service  in  giving  practical  effect  to  Black's  discovery ; 
and  in  fact  this  was  the  opening  of  White's  grand 
fortunes,  and  the  beginning  of  all  those  magnificent 
"  Liners  "  which  his  joint  stock  companies  have  since 
established  for  interplanetary  voyaging  and  traffic. 

To    AND    FROM    THE    MoON  :    PREPARATIONS. 

Black  boldly  announced  that,  at  a  day  and  hour 
which  he  named,  he  would  launch  off  for  the  moon, 
with  such  party  as  had  the  courage  to  accompany 
him.  The  passage-money,  too,  as  I  recollect,  wiiile 
I  clinked  some  small  energy-change  in  my  little 
pocket,  was  no  trifle.  The  very  first  volunteer  to 
present  himself  was  White,  then  a  youth,  busily 
engaged  in  what  was  still  called  "  the  coasting  trade," 
or  the  shorter-range  aerial  voyaging.  We  have  since 
more  appropriately  extended  the  term  "coasting 
trade  "  to  our  entire  globe,  as  distinguishing  its  limited 
range  from  that  wide  trading  outside  which  Black's 
discovery  at  once  opened  to  us.  None  was  so  helpful 
as  White  to  his  principal,  in  preparing  the  little 
barque  which  was  first  to  navigate  the  boundless 
ether  ocean. 

All  this  is  but  half  a  century  ago.  I  was  then  a 
schoolboy,  and  I  still  gratefully  recollect  the  half 
holiday  given  to  all  the  neighbom'ing  schools,  mine 
included,  to  enable  us  to  witness  the  grand  event  of 
the  day—  Black's  departure  for  the  moon.  I  was  able 
that  day  to  squeeze  my  then  much  smaller  bulk  into 

X 


306  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

a  good  position.  Before  me  was  a  long,  narrow, 
boat-shaped,  slightly-made  vessel,  wholly  covered  in 
like  a  tight  cabin,  and,  as  was  explained  to  us,  per- 
fectly air-tight.  By  an  ingenious  arrangement,  the 
cabin  remained  air-tight,  even  with  free  ingress  and 
egress.  This  was  soon  to  be  put  to  proof,  after 
quitting  our  atmosphere;  for  then  there  was  no  longer 
air  pressure  outside  to  balance  that  within  the  cabin, 
so  that  any  chink,  however  small,  would  prove 
fatal  to  retention  of  the  inside  air.  Of  course,  there 
was  ever  the  possible  fracture  of  the  fabric  by  any 
passing  meteorite  or  other  discourteous  fellow-traveller 
encountered  in  outside  space,  in  case  our  earlier  pre- 
cautions as  to  these  encounters  proved  inadequate. 
Towards  obviating  all  such  possible  accidents,  each 
traveller,  on  this  occasion,  was  separately  provided 
with  his  own  independent  air-breathing  head-gear. 
Indeed,  it  is  not,  even  now,  deemed  safe  to  dispense 
with  this  contingent  safeguard.  Inside  the  cabin,  the 
ah'  was  kept  pm-e  by  the  usual  carbon-absorbents, 
which  we  are  so  familiar  with  in  ordinary  ventilation, 
and  by  a  store  of  cross-electro  consolidated  oxygen. 

But  the  great  marvel  of  the  case  was  the  cross - 
electro  a^Dparatus,  alike  for  protection  and  locomotion. 
"We  all  gazed  curiously  at  a  slight,  hardly  perceiDtible, 
aurora-looking  mist  or  haze  that  surrounded  the 
vessel ;  and,  at  the  same  time,  we  could  just  discern 
the  outline  of  the  long  electro-line  that  had  already 
been  thrown  out  and  happily^  anchored  to  the  moon ; 
thus  allowing  of  the  proposed  voyage  being  effected 
with  more  general  certainty,  more  celerity,  and  at 
much  less  energy-expenditure,  than  by  the  alternative 
course  of  simple  cross-electric  projection  from  our 


A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE.     .      307 

basic  earth.  No  doubt  we  have,  since  these  com- 
mencing times,  greatly  improved  in  this  latter  art 
and  science,  when  we  ha^ve  had  to  find  our  way, 
projectively,  to  bodies  so  much  further  off  than  the 
moon — to  bodies,  in  short,  whose  disks,  reduced  by 
distance,  were  so  hard  to  strike,  even  with  the  guidance 
of  the  closest  astronomic  calculation,  that  the  expense 
of  this  other  kind  of  ''  fishing  "  would  at  times  exceed 
all  its  saving  benefit. 

The  cross-electro  x^rotective  surrounding  was,  in 
this  first  trial,  and  at  much  cost  with  the  novel 
experiment,  quadruplicated  for  full  safety  against  any 
probable — almost  even  any  possible — meteoric  impact. 
Not  altogether  without  anxiety  did  the  present  travel- 
lers contemplate  the  possibility  of  some  rarely  huge 
meteorite  plunging  unchecked  through  all  the  four 
successive  layers  of  the  cross-electric  protective,  and 
dashing  the  whole  concern  to  pieces.  The  momentum 
of  the  smaller  bodies,  encountered  in  outside  space,  is 
easily  and  safely  dealt  with,  in  being  instantaneously 
converted  into,  and  dispersed  as,  ordinary  electricity 
by  the  successive  protector  batteries  which  encased 
the  vessel.  The  great  unmanageable  masses,  although 
doubtless  existing  and  ever  a  possible  danger,  are  so 
exceedingly  rare  as  to  cause  now  but  slight  alarm, 
more  especially  as  we  can  now  fairly  herald  and  obviate 
their  approach  by  throwing  out,  and  maintaining  for 
some  distance  ahead,  a  slight  and  comparatively  inex- 
pensive cross-electro  outrider,  whose  disturbed  pulsa- 
tion almost  instantaneously  reports  the  intruder  and 
the  precise  direction  and  speed  of  his  intrusion. 


308      .    A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


Departuee  and  Voyage. 

But  to  return  to  our  subject.  The  hour  of  departure 
now  strikes,  the  travellers  haying  taken  their  seats  in 
their  hermetically  closed  cabin,  and  the  signal  to 
start  having  been  given.  Those  of  the  onlookers  who 
stood  near  saw  Black  duly  at  his  post,  and  grasping 
with  firm  hand  the  electrics  which  were  to  regulate 
the  speed.  The  vessel  is  first  to  run  upwards  a  short 
way  upon  a  sloping  pier ;  and  having  thus  acquired 
speed,  is  to  be  launched  off  into  air,  and  so  pursue 
her  further  course.  And  now  every  eye  watches 
this  testing  transition  from  the  terra  firma  of  the  solid 
pier  to  the  air  and  the  ether.  A  simultaneous  shout 
indicates  the  moment  of  trial,  and  the  i3rolonged 
applause  tells  its  success.  In  a  few  more  seconds  all 
eyes  are  already  straining  to  following  the  small  and 
rapidly  diminishing  object,  as  it  wings  its  pioneering 
way  to  an  outside  world. 

The  first  voyage  to  the  moon  was,  of  course,  an  era 
in  our  earth's  history;  and  the  telling  of  the  story^ 
which  was  most  deservedly  secured,  by  a  protracted 
patent,  to  our  illustrious  Black,  made  equally  an  era 
in  its  author's  fortunes.  The  subject  is,  of  course,  all 
thoroughly  w^ay-beaten  by  this  time,  as  the  Lunar 
'*Bradshaw"  of  to-day  may  indicate.  Nevertheless, 
there  is  still  an  interest  in  glancing  back  at  a  few 
particulars  of  this  great  pioneering  expedition.  In 
spite  of  all  precautionary  mental  preiDaration,  the 
appalling  blackness  of  space,  on  emerging  clear  of 
the  earth's  atmosphere,  was  something  barely  en- 
durable to  unaccustomed  feeling,  and  from  which  the 
passengers   gladly  sheltered  themselves  within   the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  309 


stained  and  smoked  glass  department  of  their  narrow 
quarters.  The  blazing  sun  could  not  be  looked  at  by 
the  unprotected  eye,  through  the  clear  diamond 
window-frames  of  the  other  part  of  the  cabin.  But 
when  the  fierce  direct  solar  rays  were  screened  off 
from  the  eye,  all  space  was  in  the  funereal  darkness 
alluded  to,  with  the  striking  variety  of  countless 
stars,  above,  around,  and  underneath,  shining  like 
brilliant  points  out  upon  the  great  jet-black  buckler. 

The  look  back  upon  the  earth,  after  twenty  or  fifty 
thousand  miles'  distance,  was  indeed  grand  and  in- 
teresting in  its  entire  novelty.  The  best  observations 
of  that  kind  were  made,  however,  on  the  return 
voyage,  when  the  passengers'  minds  had  become  more 
used  to  the  situation,  and  were,  therefore,  better  com- 
posed. Meanwhile  the  keenest  excitement  arose,  as 
the  party  approached  the  moon.  Our  colour-photo- 
graphy had  long  ago  perfectly  realized  to  us  the 
moon's  surface  aspects ;  but  still  many  questions 
awaited  that  critical  solution,  which  only  personal 
observation  could  give.  No  difficulty  was  met  with 
in  landing.  Of  course  the  party  took  to  the  area 
that  was  sun-lighted  for  the  time ;  but  they  were 
careful  to  land  at  first  upon  the  margin  of  the  heated 
expanse,  until,  with  their  as  yet  unpractised  hands, 
they  could  adjust  themselves,  and  their  protective 
apparatus,  to  the  sun's  scorching  rays,  untempered  by 
intervening  atmosphere,  and  to  the  sun-heated  lunar 
ground.  Each  being  duly  arrayed  in  his  independent 
breathing  apparatus,  and  other  panoply,  the  vessel 
was  brought  to  anchor  on  the  ragged  projection  of  a 
small  crater,  and  the  whole  party  at  once  landed,  and 
with  eager  curiosity  commenced  observations. 


310  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


Exploration  and  Condition  of  the  Moon. 

Of  course  we  now  know  a  great  deal  in  that  way 
about  the  moon,  to  which  we  are  ever  excursioning 
nowadays,  much  as  our  ancestors  of  a  thousand  year& 
ago  were  wont  to  do  to  Brighton;  but  on  that  first 
visit  everything  aroused  interest  and  wonder.  The 
great  shrinkings  and  deep  and  lengthened  cracks  of 
the  lunar  surface  enabled  the  more  adventurous  of 
the  party  to  make  successful  subterranean  exploration, 
and  bring  up  from  the  depths  no  small  lunar  infor- 
mation, geological  and  even  historical.  Already,  even 
from  this  first  visit,  could  science  conclude,  in  con- 
firmation of  previous  theory,  that  the  moon,  millions 
of  years  ago,  had  been  fully  peopled,  having  possessed 
then  an  atmosphere  and  seas  like  our  earth ;  but  that 
air  and  water  having  been  both  nearly  all  absorbed 
since,  all  the  higher-structure  animals  and  plants  had 
died  off,  leaving  only  a  few  dwarfed  and  stunted 
animal  forms,  which  hybernated  with  the  cold  of  the 
long  lunar  nights,  and  crept  out  into  the  light  and 
warmth  of  the  long  day.  The  lunar  world  was  thus 
found  to  be  nearly  cold  as  well  as  nearly  dead.  At 
the  bottom  of  the  cracks  and  fissures  lay  the  con- 
tracted remnants  of  the  lunar  waters,  nov/  possessed 
by  only  a  few  surviving  small  fish,  mostly  blind. 
A  remnant  of  thin  atmosphere  rested  upon  these 
waters,  and  gave  breath  to  certain  low-class,  slug-like 
animals,  clustering  in  the  fissure  sides.  During  the 
long  lunar  day,  the  heated  and  expanded  air  overflows 
from  the  fissures  in  a  thin  and  all  but  impalpable 
layer.  And  thus  we  had  been  unable,  from  the  earth's, 
standpoint,  to  detect  previously  either  air  or  water. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  811 


The  moon  had  balanced  her  forces  and  entered 
upon  organized  life  much  sooner  than  our  earth. 
While  the  latter  was  in  cloud-boiling  condition,  such 
as  Jupiter  and  Saturn  still  are,  the  moon  was  already 
a  peopled  world.  Her  atmosphere  had,  probably,  at 
first,  resembled  our  own,  although  much  less  dense, 
but  it  was  afterwards  changed  in  composition,  and 
mostly  absorbed.  By  help  of  the  ready-made  geo- 
logical sections  supplied  by  the  fissm-es,  we  have  been 
able  to  trace  both  the  advent  and  the  departure  of 
man  upon  the  moon.  "  The  man  in  the  moon  "  has 
at  last  been  established  as  a  real  personage,  at  least 
in  the  past  geological  sense.  He  was  of  slighter  frame 
than  his  brothers  of  the  earth,  and  also  less  in  height, 
and  with  a  head,  to  our  view,  com23aratively  large  to 
his  body.  After  much  subsequent  research,  we  could 
trace  in  the  various  exposed  strata,  the  gradual  ad- 
vance of  the  lunar  animal  world,  with  its  highest 
culmination  in  man,  and  whence,  by  increasingly  un- 
favourable conditions  thereafter,  it  gradually  retro- 
graded, and  became,  as  at  present,  all  but  extinct. 

Some  of  the  larger  of  the  lunar  slugs  had  been 
picked  up  on  this  first  visit,  with  an  eye  to  business, 
by  a  brother  in  the  great  provision  trade,  who  had 
been  ambitious  and  courageous  enough  to  accompany 
the  pioneers.  These  curious  creatures  lived  upon 
moss-like  vegetation  in  the  fissures  and  cavities  below 
the  lunar  surface,  and  upon  certain  other  and  smaller 
animals.  From  being  afterwards  prepared  in  a  par- 
ticular way,  suggestive  of  old  North-British  curing 
practice,  they  got  the  name  of  ''kippered  lunites," 
and  were  so  greedily  taken  by  the  market,  that  the 
brother  provisioner  in  question  made  a  rapid  fortune. 


312  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

Many  a  gourmet  amongst  us,  as  he  turned  from  what 
he,  perhaps  rather  fastidiously,  is  pleased  to  call 
common  laboratorial  fare,  to  the  naturally  grown 
kippered  lunite,  exclaimed  with  a  slight  alteration  of 
ancient  Shakespeare,  that  "  one  taste  of  nature  made 
all  stomachs  kin." 

Eeturn  to  Earth. 

Our  pioneering  party  spent  a  week  upon  the  moon, 
and  being  mostly  men  of  high  scientific  attainment, 
the  week  was  a  busy  one,  the  moon  traversing  one 
of  her  quarters  meanwhile,  and  bringing  the  party 
into  the  full  glare  of  the  fierce  sunshine.  All  were, 
however,  prepared  for  every  trial;  and  some  of  the 
more  youthful  of  the  party,  by  way  of  practically 
showing  their  complete  and  easy  adaptation,  became 
quite  frolicsome,  as  they  exercised  their  limbs  by 
jumping  up  to  fifty  or  sixty  feet  fi'om  the  ground,  in 
illustration  of  the  comparatively  small  gravitation 
upon  the  lunar  surface.  But  at  length  they  all  pack 
up,  re-embark,  and  start  back  for  home. 

That  home  had  been,  indeed,  during  all  this  in- 
terval, a  grand  object  before  them — so  huge,  with  all 
its  land  and  water  markings,  and  snow-white  poles, 
varied  by  the  light  but  ever-passing  clouds,  that  they 
could  hardly  realize  the  said  home  to  be  nearly  a 
quarter  of  a  million  of  miles  away.  Eeturning  at 
a  comparatively  swift  pace,  the  chief  interest  now 
centred  in  the  rajpidly  enlarging  form  of  the  earth. 
No  less  than  fifteen  hours  had  been  precautionarily 
occupied  in  the  outward  voyage — a  voyage  we  to-day 
easily  make  in  an  hour,  inclusive  of  slacks  !     But  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  313 


return  was  effected  at  much  less  sacrifice  of  valuable 
time,  even  including  the  iDuU-up,  as  the  vessel  began 
to  near  our  earth,  in  order  to  behold  at  leisure  the 
grand  spectacle  of  the  ever  revolving  world.  For 
a  whole  hour  together  the  party  looked  down  with 
profoundest  interest  upon  the  swiftly  passing  scene. 
Black  had  timed  their  arrival  so  as  to  give  this  hour 
until  the  landing-place  had  come  round.  And  now 
they  are  once  again  into  downward  motion,  as  they 
see  the  place  of  destination  approach,  and  make  ready, 
with  all  due  precaution,  to  enter  our  atmosphere. 

By  a  slanting  movement  of  the  vessel,  in  view  of 
obviating  the  rapid  rush  of  the  air  under  the  axial 
motion,  the  atmosphere  was  entered  in  perfect  safety, 
and  the  descent  thereafter  easily  accomplished.  Their 
telescope  had  already  revealed  to  the  travellers  a 
waiting  crowd  beneath,  showing  that  the  time  of 
return  had  not  been  unexpected.  The  time  at  this 
landing-place  was  just,  in  fact,  about  ten  in  the 
morning,  and  most  people  were  on  their  way  to 
business.  The  landing  was  safely  effected,  and  upon 
the  very  pier  from  which  the  party  had  started  but 
eight  days  before. 

With  this  first  expedition  to  an  outside  world,  which 
followed  so  promptly  upon  the  discovery  of  the  redu- 
plication, I  now  conclude  this  chapter.  In  the  next 
I  have  to  pass  on  to  all  the  tide  of  external  intercourse 
into  which  our  great  discovery  had  launched  us. 


314  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


CHAPTEE  XVII. 

INTERPLANETARY  PERSONAL  INTERCOURSE. 

GalloiDing  off  to  suns  and  systems  far  outside  our  poor  little 
earth. — Authok,  chap.  i. 

An  altogether  new  era  of  enterprise  now  opens  upon 
our  world.  My  old  friend  White  dashes  into  the  new 
scene  with  characteristic  spirit,  and  Dame  Fortune,  in 
spite  of  her  reputed  fickleness,  walks  steadily  by  his 
side.  His  were  the  earlier  chances.  Brown  and  I, 
being  of  a  rather  younger  generation,  were  not  quite 
ready  at  the  first  start,  and  so  the  first  and  richest 
cream  of  the  great  new  milk-pail  had  mostly  been 
skimmed  off  ere  we  entered  upon  the  game.  But, 
after  all,  with  the  huge  enlargement  of  business 
that  followed,  we  have,  both  of  us,  done  pretty  fairly, 
notwithstanding  all  obstacles. 

Yenus  and  the  Yenusians. 

One  of  the  earliest  incidents  was  a  challenge  from 
Yenus,  as  to  which  should  be  the  first  to  visit  person- 
ally the  other.  We  accepted,  of  course,  and  forthwith 
strained  every  effort  to  secure  victory.  What  a  grand 
opportunity  for  both  Black  and  White,  who  were  at 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  315 

once  engaged,  by  our  authorities  in  this  matter,  for 
the  pubHc  account.  It  speaks  volumes  for  the  inter- 
world  courtesies  of  the  time,  that  we  had  already  so 
fully  communicated  all  om'  discovery  to  Venus — in 
common,  indeed,  with  the  universe  generally — as  to 
enable  our  active  neighbour  and  rival  to  challenge  us, 
even,  so  to  say,  in  our  own  j)i'oper  wares.  But  the 
strain  was  full  upon  us  for  victory,  and  victory  was 
our  due  reward.  At  the  same  time  we  were  only 
just  ahead.  When  we  launched  our  shijD  for  this  first 
voyage  to  Venus,  that  of  our  rival  was  still  on  the 
stocks.  But  it  descended  thence  within  a  few  hours, 
and  each  vessel,  crowded  with  its  respective  passengers, 
was  then  advancing  towards  the  other  with  a  speed 
of  travel  beyond  all  precedent.  The  two  planets  being 
then  in  comparatively  near  proximity,  this  first  voyage 
was  so  much  the  shorter  and  less  costly. 

In  spite  of  a  strict  look-out,  neither  j)arty  had 
detected  the  other,  in  passing  upon  the  wide  ether 
ocean — a  fact  which  does  not  say  much  for  the  calcu- 
lations of  those  primitive  ether-navigation  times,  and 
compares  strikingly  with  the  precision  nowadays. 
The  voyage  occupied  either  party  about  eight  days, 
so  that  we  were  akeady  in  command  of  the  higher 
speeds.  Speed  was  already,  in  fact,  mainly  a  question 
of  courage,  in  facing,  in  this  as  yet  unaccustomed 
way,  the  risks  of  the  encounter  of  meteoric  bodies — a 
danger  from  which,  as  previously  remarked,  we  are 
now,  by  experience  and  a  still  more  advanced  science, 
better  protected.  This  speed  was,  of  course,  vastly 
greater  than  that  of  our  first  lunar  voyage  ;  but,  as 
we  shall  presently  see,  we  can  now  do  still  better 
than  that. 


316  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

We  extended  a  cordial  greeting  to  our  Venusian 
visitors,  and  they,  on  their  part,  gave  to  our  people 
an  equally  loyal  welcome.  Our  party  stepped  out 
upon  Venus  mth  much  the  feeling  as  though  it  had 
been  their  own  familiar  earth,  the  air  and  gravity 
pressure  being  nearly  the  same  in  both  worlds,  while 
the  temperature  at  the  place  purposely  selected  for 
landing — namely,  upon  an  elevated  plateau  within  the 
planet's  arctic  latitudes — was  found  extremely  con- 
genial, protected,  as  it  was,  by  the  thick  clouds  of 
the  Venusian  atmosphere,  from  the  blaze  of  the  com- 
paratively huge  sun.  The  party  from  Venus,  on  the 
other  hand,  as  we  might  have  expected,  had  made 
for  our  tropics,  where  they  found  themselves  fairly 
comfortable,  so  far  as  climate  was  concerned,  although 
complaining  that  the  reduced  size  and  brilliancy  of 
the  sun  gave  a  blank  character  to  our  skies. 

History  and  Features. 

Venus,  although  rather  smaller  than  our  earth,  had 
probably  not  started  any  sooner  under  dynamic 
equilibrium,  seeing  she  was  in  the  warmer  zone  of  the 
two.  She  had,  however,  with  her  stronger  light- 
supply,  made  rather  better  scientific  progress,  while 
we  of  earth  had  admittedly  taken  the  business  lead. 
Partly  on  that  account,  Venus  had  altered  her  natural 
scenery  less  than  we  had  done,  under  the  pressure, 
common  to  both,  of  a  rapidly  increasing  po^Dulation. 
We,  in  this  operation,  had  more  of  an  eye  to  mere 
business  and  profit  than  our  sister,  who,  like  other  of 
the  fuller-light  worlds,  was  given  rather  to  science 
pursuit.     But  then  Venus's   surface   had   originally 


A    THOUSAND    YE.OIS   HENCE.  317 

an  extremer  variety  of  hill  and  dale,  mucli  of  which 
still  remained  over  the  surface ;  so  that,  amongst 
elevations  of  twenty  miles  or  upwards,  we  found  we 
could  very  fairly  acclimatize  om'selves.  The  some- 
what different  composition  of  her  atmosphere  was 
really  our  only  trouble,  causing  us  a  sickish  feeling, 
especially  for  a  time  at  first ;  as,  in  fact,  our  own 
atmosphere  occasioned  in  turn  to  the  Yenusians.  But 
even  that  is  braved  by  many  on  both  sides,  for  the 
sake  of  being  free  of  the  perpetual  bother  of  the  usual 
protective  apparatus,  even  under  all  latest  improve- 
ments. The  Venusian  man  is  hardly  different  from 
ourselves,  excepting  some  little  in  the  physical  com- 
position, and  the  hue  of  the  flesh  and  skin — a  rather 
pretty  violet  tint,  due  to  the  higher  average  temj)era- 
ture,  together  with  the  difference  of  composition  in  the 
atmosphere.  From  Venus  let  us  now  pass  to  the 
neighbours  on  the  other  side  of  the  way  celestial, 
namely — 

Mars  and  the  Marsians. 

Although  our  first  steps  had  been  directed,  as  just 
related,  to  Venus,  much  greater  curiosity  was  aroused 
by  the  prospect  of  our  nearly  simultaneous  visit  to 
Mars.  "What  delayed  us  chiefly  here  was  the  suffi- 
ciently near  approach  of  the  red  planet's  opposition, 
so  as  to  give  us  a  shorter,  safer,  and  less  costly 
voyage.  In  visiting  Venus  we  had  felt  comx)aratively 
at  home,  because  we  had  been  so  long  before  in  com- 
munication, mentally,  if  not  yet  corporeally,  with  her 
people.  But,  as  regarded  the  Marsians,  we  were  still 
perfect   strangers    to    such    intercourse.     We    knew 


318  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

already,  indeed,  the  general  aspects  of  their  world, 
and  even  of  their  own  personal  appearance,  because 
our  duplicative  photography  had  long  ago  given  us,  by 
its  marvellous  perfection,  every  particular,  so  far  as 
pertained  to  the  physical  Marsian  landscape.  But 
beyond  all  this,  and  whatever  we  might  infer  from 
the  expression  of  their  faces  and  the  works  of  their 
hands,  we  knew  nothing  of  the  Marsian  people. 
Nor  could  we  doubt  that  they,  for  their  part,  knew 
still  less  about  us,  and  would  be  inconceivably 
amazed  by  our  intended  visit.  We  had  good  reason 
to  infer  from  all  our  observation  of  the  photographic 
transfers  of  the  Marsian  surface,  that  a  certain  very 
considerable  progress  had  been  made  there  in  art 
and  science.  Amongst  other  signs  of  progress,  we 
knew  that  they  had  telescopes,  apparently  of  a  fair 
power,  for  we  actually  saw  their  astronomers  looking 
through  them,  and  often  at  our  gibbous  earth,  as  we 
approached  the  nearest  conjunction.  We  saw  also 
the  busy  life  of  their  larger  towns,  and  their  mode  of 
navigating  their  seas,  which,  in  the  thin  cold  air  of 
the  planet,  were  usually  frozen  far  down  towards  the 
equator.  But  the  thinness  and  clearness  of  the  air 
saved  Mars  from  much  snow-fall,  so  that  his  poles, 
relatively,  were  hardly  so  extensively  white  as  our 
own,  or  rather  as  ours  used  to  be  until  we  had  latterly 
mopped  up  so  much  of  our  old  aqueous  surface. 

Physical  Features. 

The  story  of  the  first  landing  on  Mars  has  inex- 
haustible freshness  for  all  time.  Our  party,  of  course, 
steered  for  his  equatorial  region;  and  cold  enough  they 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  319 

found  themselves  even  there,  the  nights  being,  to  our 
feeling  at  least,  intensely  sharp,  although,  during  the 
day  time,  the  sun  had  even  an  unpleasantly  hot  blaze. 

The  good  common- sense  expression  of  the  Marsian 
face,  as  previously  familiar  to  us,  had  inspired  sufficient 
confidence  as  to  our  reception ;  and,  therefore,  we 
descended  right  into  their  midst,  to  their  unutterable 
astonishment.  Having  soon  explained,  to  the  great 
crowd  that  quickly  surrounded  us,  by  signs  and 
sketches,  whence  we  had  come,  our  party  got  a  warm 
greeting,  and  were  conducted  to  the  best  accommoda- 
tion afforded  by  the  neighbourhood. 

The  Marsian  atmosphere  we  found  so  nearly  to 
resemble  our  own,  that  we  could  breathe  it  quite  com- 
fortably and  safely ;  but  it  was  rather  thin  to  our 
lungs,  resembling  our  own  in  fact,  as  it  used  to  be,  at 
the  height  of  a  good  many  thousand  feet  from  the  old 
level  of  the  ground.  Mars  has  a  history,  physical  and 
organic,  differing  in  some  important  respects  from 
ours.  Being  both  smaller,  bulk  and  mass,  as  well  as 
colder-zoned,  his  dynamic  balancing  was  attained 
earlier  ;  but,  for  the  like  reasons,  his  subsequent  pro- 
gress was  slower,  so  that  both  Venus  and  ourselves 
have  since  quite  passed  him  in  the  race.  And  it  is 
for  us  of  his  advanced  sister  Earth  now  to  watch  him 
with  even  parental  eye,  as  he  toils,  slowly  perhaps, 
but  steadily  withal,  upwards  to  that  higher  life 
which  we  have  happily  already  entered. 

Maesian  Progress. 

Knowing  that  Mars  was  thus  our  special  charge,  we 
have,  of  course,  felt  from  the  very  first  of  our  trust 


320  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

position,  the  greatest  xDossible  interest  in  his  procedure 
and  prospects.  Nor  can  we  doubt  that  our  visit,  and 
all  the  grand  new  prospect  it  oj)ens,  has  proved  the 
dawn  of  a  fresh  life  to  the  little  planet ;  for  we  every- 
where see  over  his  surface  what  a  busy  scene  of 
scientific  and  general  progress  the  last  fifty  years  have 
been  to  Mars,  as  compared  with  any  like  period  pre- 
ceding. Eailways  were  just  only  beginning  fifty  years 
ago.  So  was  gas-lighting.  There  were  not  yet  any 
telegraph  lines,  and  electric  science  was  quite  in 
its  infancy.  The  vast  spectroscopic  field  had  not  yet 
opened  to  view.  How  different  in  all  these  subjects 
now  !  And  happily  it  is  all  mainly  the  Marsians'  own 
attainment,  as  we,  as  well  as  other  higher-life  visitors 
from  outside,  have  studiously  acted  upon  the  higher- 
life  rule  of  leaving  the  lower  worlds  to  make  their  own 
way  in  science,  in  order  that  social  and  moral  grada- 
tions may  naturally  accompany  the  scientific.  Prior 
to  Black's  discovery,  which  now  enables  the  higher 
and  lower  life  worlds  to  intermix,  this  due  graduation 
in  general  human  progress  was  undisturbed  and 
uninterfered  with  in  each  case.  But  now  there  is 
danger  of  unduly  precipitating  the  condition  of  the 
latter ;  and  consequently  a  higher-life  rule  had  been 
already  enjoined,  to  the  effect  that  there  should  be  all 
possible  reserve  towards  the  lower  worlds  upon  the 
great  scientific  questions  involved  in  our  higher  life. 

But  leaving,  for  the  present,  science  and  such  like, 
which  are  all  well  enough  at  their  time,  let  us  turn  to 
the  main  chance.  Evidently  much  solid  business  was 
to  be  done  with  Mars,  when  we  each  knew  the  other's 
ways  and  wants,  and  could  manage  to  sj)eak  to  each 
other.    All  this  required  time;  and  so  all  White's 


A  THOUSAND  TEARS  HENCE.  321 


companies,  with  their  mail  packets  and  other  great 
liners,  as  we  have  them  to-day,  did  not  spring  at  once 
into  being.  We  found  the  Marsians  to  be  good 
common-sense  people,  notwithstanding  the  peculiarity 
of  many  of  their  institutions.  They  had,  indeed, 
curiously  mixed  characteristics  ;  for  while  they  were 
a  progressive  people,  ever  disposed  to  learn,  and  to 
profit  by  what  they  learnt,  they  at  the  same  time 
cherished  and  vigorously  clung  to  many  odd  old 
customs  and  prejudices. 

Things  Social  and  Political. 

There  were,  in  that  respect,  two  great  opposing 
political  parties  in  the  planet :  the  one,  called  the  Old 
Party,  whose  instincts  were  mainly  with  the  traditional 
conditions,  and  who  very  grudgingly  allowed  of  the 
disturbance  of  change;  the  other,  called  the  New 
Party,  whose  views  and  instincts  lay  entirely  the  other 
way,  and  who  welcomed  all  new  and  progressive  ideas, 
and  very  often,  to  the  great  scandal  of  their  opponents, 
treated  a  good  many  odd  but  venerable  old  institutions 
of  the  planet  with  but  scant  ceremony.  This  latter 
party  welcomed  us  with  open  arms  ;  and  for  that  very 
reason,  if  for  no  other,  there  was  always  something 
of  a  grudging  and  suspicious  feeling  towards  us  from 
the  other  side.  But  unquestionably,  as  both  sides 
admitted,  a  grand  era  had  opened  to  the  planet  by 
this  personal  communication  with  his  great  neighbour 
and  brother,  the  Earth. 

Let  me  offer  here  still  a  few  more  words  on  Marsian 
characteristics,  preparatory  to  the  personal  visit  which 
I  and  my  young  friend  are  now  on  our  way  to  pay  to 

Y 


822  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

the  planet.  The  whole  of  this  small  world  is  under 
one  Government ;  and  the  character  of  that  Govern- 
ment, prior  to  the  first  arrival  of  our  people,  had  been 
in  a  state  of  slow  transition,  to  meet  the  altered  cir- 
cumstances of  its  advancing  society.  The  government 
lies  in  the  great  Assembly  of  the  Pobb-Likk — a  body 
which  was  composed  of  two  chief  divisions  of  the 
population,  named  respectively  the  Principles  and  the 
Accidents.  The  Principles  were  there,  as  the  rule,  by 
right  only  of  personal  merit  as  to  ability  or  public 
usefulness ;  the  Accidents  were  there  by  the  chance- 
medley  of  the  lot,  quite  irrespective  of  any  personal 
considerations.  Happily  for  the  planet's  progress 
there  were  many  more  Principles  than  Accidents. 
The  Principles,  in  short,  were  those  who  turned  the 
world  round,  and  the  Accidents  were  those  who  were 
turned  round  with  it. 

But  the  curious  part  of  the  arrangement  was  that 
the  Accidents  took  precedence  of  the  Principles. 
The  former  occupied  the  highest  seats  of  the  As- 
sembly, whence  they,  in  a  leisurely  and  dominating 
way,  surveyed  the  energetic  and  striving  crowd  of 
Principles  beneath.  Many  of  these  latter  sought, 
not  unsuccessfully,  certain  minor  honours  and  pre- 
cedence amongst  themselves,  which  lifted  them  a  little 
above  the  indiscriminate  mass  of  their  own  body, 
and  a  step  or  two  upwards  towards  the  high  and 
special  elevation  of  the  Accidents.  But  the  pure 
Accidents  up  there  rather  looked  down  upon  these 
intermediate  upstarts,  and,  in  the  past  especially,  had 
been  extremely  jealous  and  exclusive  as  regarded  the 
admission  of  mere  Principle  to  the  sacred  ranks  of 
Accident.     But   latterly,    the   growing  needs   of  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  323 

State,  and  the  help  it  wanted  from  the  ability,  vigour, 
and  general  usefulness  of  the  Principles,  had  more  and 
more  forced  up  the  latter  towards  the  Accident  ranks. 
Still  there  was  much  Marsian  pride  in  the  purity  of 
Accident.  The  maintenance  of  the  independent  self- 
superiority  of  Accident  over  Principle  was  the  founda- 
tion stone  of  Old  Party  sentiment. 

By  certain  adaptations  of  the  public  law,  the  Acci- 
dents, as  a  body,  were  insured  an  adequate  provision, 
without  having  to  depend  on  any  mere  personal 
qualities  or  exertions ;  this  provision  being,  in  many 
cases,  something  of  quite  enormous  magnitude.  The 
head  of  the  great  Pobb-Likk,  in  particular,  was  always 
a  pure  Accident.  Any  attempt  to  introduce  Principle 
in  that  high  quarter — any  proposition  to  select  personal 
suitability  for  the  high  office  in  question,  would  have 
at  once  convulsed  the  planet  over  its  entire  circum- 
ference. 

Such  was  the  political  condition  of  Mars  about  the 
time  of  the  first  visit  from  our  earth.  A  great 
struggle  had  recently  taken  place  between  the  two 
parties,  on  the  question  of  admitting  a  much  larger, 
and  more  equally  adjusted,  section  of  the  Principles 
into  the  Pobb-Likk.  This  ended  in  the  subsequent 
measure  known  as  the  great  "  Tea  Mrofer,"  if  I  may 
thus  attempt  to  lay  down  the  difficult  Marsian  jargon. 
The  New  Party  had  been  able  just  barely  to  carry  this 
great  change,  the  opposition  of  the  Old  Party  having 
been  most  bitter,  vehement,  and  protracted.  And  yet 
already,  even  at  the  time  of  the  first  visit  from  our 
earth,  it  was  held,  by  common  Marsian  consent,  to 
have  been  a  proper  and  wise  step,  from  which  retreat 
was  now  as  undesirable  as  impossible.     And  such  has 


324  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

been,  in  fact,  the  mingled  peculiarity  and  common- 
sense  quality  of  these  Marsians,  in  all  their  great  steps 
of  progress  since.  The  Old  Party  has  ever  met  each 
successive  step  by  a  loud  note  of  opposition  and  alarm ; 
but  the  step  once  taken,  all  parties  seem  to  compose 
and  adjust  themselves  to  the  new  order,  and  freely 
to  admit  that,  one  thing  with  another,  it  suited  the 
planet's  actual  condition  better  than  what  preceded  it. 

We  found  ourselves  in  a  general  accord  with  the 
views  and  aims  of  the  New  Party,  and  the  latter  were 
not  slow  to  use  that  fact  to  some  purpose  in  their 
battle  for  progress  and  the  new  ideas.  The  Old  Party 
did  not  deny  an  abstract  superiority  to  some  of  the 
new  ideas,  which,  with  vexatious  incessancy,  were 
dinned  into  their  unwilling  ears ;  but  they  would 
ever  plead  that  Marsian  conditions  were  suited  to 
Marsian  circumstances,  and  that  Marsian  peculiarities, 
even  allowing  that  they  were  such,  ought  to  be  left 
alone,  more  especially  by  outsiders,  like  us  of  the  earth, 
who  were  differently  circumstanced. 

Amongst  odd  peculiarities  they  have  happily  got 
rid  of  in  these  recent  years,  none  was  more  striking 
than  the  old  and  prevalent  Marsian  idea  that  food 
should  never  cross  a  boundary.  They  could  readily 
see  the  advantage  of  freely  sending  one  place's  super- 
abundance to  another's  scarcity ;  but  if  a  boundary 
happened  to  intervene,  that,  as  they  thought,  could 
no  longer  be  done  with  advantage.  When  we  advised 
them  simply  to  shut  their  eyes  to  the  existence  of  any 
boundary-line,  as  though  not  present,  and  so  to  go 
on  freely  exchanging,  they  shook  their  heads,  or 
stared  alternately  at  us  and  the  boundary  in  blank 
amazement.      But    a    dozen  years  later  a  decided 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  325 

change  began  to  come  over  Marsian  views  and  counsels 
in  this  respect,  chiefly  at  the  instance  of  a  leading 
Marsian  statesman  of  that  time,  by  name  Leep- 
Trebor-Eis,  whose  somewhat  sudden  conversion  was 
doubtless  attributable  to  our  influence.  I  recollect 
meeting  this  distinguished  Marsian,  when  uj)on  a 
business  trip  to  the  planet,  in  the  interests  of  my 
then  commencing  provision  trade.  I  marked  his 
extreme  attention  to  my  argument,  and  also  that, 
shortly  afterwards,  he  introduced  and  carried  his 
great  measure  for  allowing  food  always  to  pass  freely, 
boundary  or  no  boundary. 

But  this,  to  us,  simple-looking  measure,  produced 
a  political  convulsion  in  the  planet,  which  was  hardly 
equalled  even  by  that  of  the  preceding  great  Tca- 
Mrofer.  The  Old  Party,  to  which  Leep  had  belonged, 
was  rent  to  its  very  foundation,  one  section  of  it 
emerging,  on  this  special  food  question,  and  joining 
another  and  larger  section  from  the  New  Party,  under 
the  name  of  Leepites,  a  party  which  lasted  for  some 
years.  And  even  now,  although  all  parties  have  been 
long  agreed  as  to  the  propriety  and  benefit  of  this 
great  measure,  by  which  the  planet's  food-distributing 
policy  has  ever  since  been  guided,  and  although  its 
author  has  been  a  whole  generation  dead  and  gone, 
yet  the  strong  feeling  of  the  time  partially  survives, 
and  the  extremer  sections  of  the  Old  Party  have 
hardly  yet  forgiven  the  renegade,  as  they  call  him, 
and  arch- betrayer  of  their  party's  anti-change  and 
anti-progress  principles  and  efforts. 

Another  old  Marsian  peculiarity  regarded  the  police 
protective  arrangements.  These  were  in  some  respects 
fairly  good,  but  the  effect  was  ever  liable  to  be  sadly 


326  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

marred  by  the  want  of  a  directing  head.  Conse- 
quently, the  most  curious,  troublesome,  and  absurd 
ways  had  crept  into  practice.  For  instance,  if  any 
one  had  committed  a  wrong  upon  another,  the  police, 
instead  of  making  straight  for  the  wrong-doer,  arrested 
first  the  injured  party,  and  compelled  him  to  secure 
and  punish  the  other.  This  was  such  additional 
expense  and  suffering  to  the  victim,  that  the  one 
would  dread  and  shun  the  authorities  almost  as  much 
as  the  other,  and  thus  the  wrong-doer  could  often 
make  a  clean  escape.  The  New  Party  had  been  long 
urgent  to  end  this  anomaly.  Indeed,  both  parties  had 
long  admitted  it  as  such ;  and  at  last,  but  only  the 
other  day,  the  step  in  the  right  direction  began  to  be 
taken,  by  appointment  of  what  was  called  the 
Eotucesorp-Cilbup,  or  direct  catcher  and  trier  of  the 
wrong-doer. 

Amongst  peculiarities  which  still  reign,  in  spite  of 
all  efforts  of  the  New  Party,  the  most  striking,  per- 
haps, is  the  very  ancient  custom  and  law  of  giving 
the  whole  of  a  family  inheritance  to  some  one  member 
only,  instead  of  dividing  equally  amongst  the  whole. 
On  the  death  of  the  head  of  a  family,  the  State 
Lottery  Box,  which  is  called  in,  determines,  by  the 
cast  of  the  dice,  which  individual  of  the  family  is  to 
enjoy  the  whole  property ;  while  all  the  other  members, 
so  far  at  least  as  the  public  law  is  concerned,  may 
be  at  once  turned  out  destitute  upon  the  highway. 
Although  this  ancient  custom  seems  now  at  last 
tottering  to  its  fall,  it  is  still  a  most  tender  point 
with  a  formidable  section  of  the  Old  Party,  which 
would  fain  maintain  its  existence,  in  spite  of  the  ever- 
increasing  force  of  opposing  argument  and  opinion. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  327 

The  Old  Party  feel,  in  fact,  that  they  are  thus  losing 
one  of  the  main  props  of  their  fundamental  political 
sentiment — the  supremacy  of  Accident  over  Principle. 

Other  Members  of  our  Solar  System. 

Naturally  enough,  some  little  time  elapsed  ere  our 
excursion  enterprise  extended  beyond  Venus  on  the 
one  hand,  and  Mars  on  the  other.  Not  only  was 
the  greatly  increased  distance  a  heavy  expense  in 
both  time  and  money,  especially  to  our  earlier  inex- 
perience, but  the  excessive  heat  in  the  one  direction, 
and  the  excessive  cold  in  the  other,  involved,  to  our 
particular  frames  and  feelings,  much  further  costs, 
as  well  as  our  being  habilitated  in  most  cumbrous 
apparatus,  with  the  adaptation  and  management  of 
which  we  were  not  at  first  by  any  means  so  famihar 
as  we  are  to-day.  After  a  further  interval,  however, 
our  adventurers  of  the  earth  did  set  foot  upon  Mercury ; 
and  this  successful  effort  was  followed  by  our  reaching, 
in  spite  of  navigation  dangers,  one  of  the  larger  of 
the  countless  planetoids  circulating  between  Mars 
and  Jupiter  ;  to  be  happily  followed,  after  a  further 
time,  by  our  advance  outwards,  through  all  that 
rather  intricate  planetoidal  archipelago,  as  far  as  the 
magnificent  system  of  Jupiter.  There  we  soon  picked 
up  acquaintance  with  the  first  satellite,  lo,  rather 
larger  than  our  moon,  with  whose  fairly  intelligent 
people  we  have  since  carried  on  a  regular  and  profit- 
able trading,  only  second  in  importance  to  that  carried 
on  with  Mars  and  Venus.  Some  interesting  features  of 
"the  first  Jovian,"  as  we  call  this  his  nearest  moon, 
I  shall  have  presently  another  opportunity  to  narrate. 


328  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

We  did  not  experience  from  Mercury  the  same 
vigorous  rivalry  in  the  new  navigation  as  had  come 
to  us  from  Venus.  The  rule  bore  here,  as  it  is 
inferred  to  do  in  general,  that  the  stronger  the  solar 
light,  the  less  does  business,  and  the  more  does 
science  and  other  such  high  consideration,  influence  the 
mind  and  purpose.  It  was  ever,  at  bottom,  business 
purposes  and  business  prospects  that  supplied  the 
chief  vigour  to  our  progress-.  Mercury  was  com- 
paratively deficient  in  this  kind  of  vigour,  and  more 
addicted  to  purely  scientific  and  other  mental  pro- 
gress, carried  on  independently  for  its  own  sake. 

Let  me  only  add,  in  conclusion,  that  we  have,  since 
these  earlier  efforts,  successively  reached  all  the 
members  of  our  system,  even,  many  times  over,  to 
far  outside  Neptune,  and  even,  some  few  times,  at 
science's  instance,  to  the  smaller  planet  still  outside 
of  Neptune,  and  outside  of  all  in  the  system,  whose 
discovery  dates  only  within  the  last  thousand  years, 
and  whose  remarkable  conditions — the  gathering  up, 
as  it  were,  of  the  outer  margin  of  our  original  nebula, 
are  already  so  well  known  to  our  science.  So  much 
for  the  outer  voyaging,  while  inwards  we  have  pene- 
trated as  far  as  the  sun  himself,  as  I  shall  have  to 
tell  further  on.  The  interests  of  science,  even  with 
us  Earthians,  have  at  times  risen  above  business 
considerations,  seeing  it  is  difficult  to  make  a  voyage 
to  these  far  extremities,  even  to  Neptune,  or  indeed 
even  to  Uranus,  commercially  profitable,  in  the  want 
of  human  population  in  either  j^lanets  or  moons,  to 
help  us  with  their  labour  in  the  way  that  we  find  so 
advantageous  with  Mars,  the  First  Jovian,  and  some 
others. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  329 


CHAPTEK  XVIII.     - 

OUR    FOREIGN    TOUR,    RESUMED    FROM    CHAPTER    IV. THE 

OUTER    CIRCUIT. 

The  Yenus  folks  had  concluded  that  our  cold  earth  could 
not  possibly  be  inhabited. — Author,  chap.  xix. 

Having  now  given  to  the  reader  my  thousand  years' 
retrospect,  I  return  from  its  long,  but,  as  I  hope,  not 
uninstructive  digression,  to  the  business  tour  in  which 
I  was  engaged  on  behalf  of  my  friend,  young  Brown. 
I  don't  mean  to  assert  that  I  had  finished  my  history 
when,  on  the  fifth  day,  by  the  slacking  of  speed,  and 
other  well-understood  indications,  I  was  made  aware 
that  we  were  nearing  Mars ;  for,  in  fact,  I  was  busy 
over  the  work  pretty  well  all  the  rest  of  the  time  of 
our  tour ;  and  a  very  pleasant  occupation  for  super- 
abundant leisure  it  proved  to  be,  to  say  nothing  of 
the  prospects  of  publishing  profits.  Eegarding  this 
last,  we  earth  folks,  as  I  have  repeated  occasion  to 
mention,  have  always,  at  bottom,  an  eye  to  business. 
But  now  I  bundle  up  my  papers,  and  pass  at  once 
into  the  main  cabin  to  see  what  is  going  on. 

There  I  found  all  the  passengers  gazing  after  little 
Phobos,  who  had  just  whisked  past  us  in  his  rapid 


830  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

pace  of  seven  hours  and  a  half  around  Mars.  This 
curious  Httle  moon  used  to  be  one  of  the  chief  dangers 
of  early  Marsian  navigation ;  for  as  we  mostly  steered 
for  equatorial  landing-places,  we  were  thus  just  in  the 
way  of  the  Phobos  orbit,  and  liable  to  his  suddenly 
rounding  upon  us.  To-day,  indeed,  the  pilotage 
hereabouts  is  all  that  can  be  desired  for  precision 
and  safety ;  but  this  was  not  quite  the  case  for  some 
years  at  first ;  and  the  danger  was  aggravated  to  such 
excursions  as  were  other  than  of  a  strictly  business 
character,  seeing  that,  as  the  party  drew  near  to 
Mars,  they  were  apt  repeatedly  to  pull  up,  in  order 
to  watch  more  leisurely  both  the  revolving  principal 
and  his  two  very  close  little  fly-round  moons.  In 
this  way,  on  one  occasion,  a  large  school  party,  on 
holiday,  made  a  narrow  escape  of  being  crashed  into 
by  Phobos,  of  course  to  their  utter  destruction. 

Arrival  at  Mars  :  Eeception. 

There  was,  as  we  quite  expected,  no  small  attempt 
at  demonstration  at  our  arrival,  with  banners  flying 
and  drums  beating.  All  this  was  at  the  instance, 
mainly,  of  the  New  Party,  for  our  visit  had  been  fully 
anticipated,  as  I  must  now  proceed  to  explain.  Our 
earth  having  charge  of  Mars  during  his  upward  pro- 
gress towards  the  higher  life,  any  notable  personage 
from  amongst  us,  who  happens  to  be  going  to  that 
planet,  is  usually  endowed  with  an  official  and  repre- 
sentative character,  for  the  time  being,  in  the  Marsian 
relationship.  I  being  an  ex  vice-president  of  the 
great  society  which  has  had  Marsian  matters  more 
directly  in  hand,  and  being  also,  as  I  may,  perhaps, 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  331 

assert  without  vanity,  somewhat  of  a  leading  person 
generally  in  my  world,  was  duly  awarded  this  high 
position,  so  soon  as  it  became  known  that  I  was 
about  to  visit  the  planet.  But  this  being  a  relation- 
ship altogether  externally  imposed  upon  Mars,  and 
without  any  reference  to  his  own  consent,  our  self- 
assumed  position  towards  the  planet  was  consequently 
of  a  rather  delicate  kind,  and  might  be  made  some- 
what ruffling  to  Marsian  susceptibilities,  were  it  not 
for  the  extreme  care  and  consideration  with  which  we 
were  always  wont  to  act. 

A  delegation  met  us  at  the  landing,  to  invite  myself 
and  friend  to  a  grand  public  dinner,  which  was  then 
and  there  fixed  for  the  last  day  of  our  proposed  stay, 
Marsians  can  do  nothing  of  public  moment  without  a 
public  dinner.  Having  duly  accepted,  we  at  once 
betook  ourselves  to  the  business  part  of  our  mission, 
in  view  of  some  remainder  of  our  stay  being  devoted 
to  such  duties  of  my  higher  and  representative  mission 
as  might  fall  in  my  way. 

Business. 

There  is  already  an  immense  business  between  the 
two  planets  ;  for  besides  the  fact  that  various  metals 
and  paetalloids,  and  chemical  elements  generally,  are 
relatively  scarce  or  otherwise  in  one  or  the  other 
planet — a  circumstance  which  makes  indeed  the  chief 
foundation  of  the  entire  interplanetary  trade — we  had 
much  that  was  peculiarly  Marsian  commerce.  Not 
the  least  section  of  this  commerce  comprised  a  loop- 
line  of  White's  great  interplanetary  liners,  which 
diverged  to  the  two  little  moons,  to  which  the  Marsians 


332  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

ever  crowded  in  thousands,  by  way  of  holiday  trips, 
as  well  as  for  the  magnificent  views  they  thus  got  of 
their  own  comparatively  huge  revolving  world,  whose 
vastly  surpassing  mass,  as  thus  seen,  was  already 
the  subject  of  much  arousing  Marsian  poetry.  This 
again  gave  rise  to  large  business  in  the  artificial 
breathing  apparatus,  as  neither  of  the  moons  had 
other  than  the  veriest  ghost  of  a  thin  atmosphere. 
All  this  apparatus  business,  as  well  as  that  of  the 
extensive  Marsian  phosphate  diggings,  together  with 
the  general  interplanetary  energy  trade,  belonged  to 
young  Brown's  hardware  section,  and  kept  him  as 
busy  as  a  bee  during  our  stay  upon  Mars. 

Politics. 

The  New  Party  were,  as  I  have  said,  specially 
jubilant  on  the  occasion  of  this  visit,  and  were  fain, 
on  this  particular  opportunity,  to  make  political  capital 
out  of  my  presence,  as  it  happened  most  timely  for 
their  coming  struggle  to  get  rid  of  the  ancient  lottery- 
box  system.  They  had  now,  in  fact,  some  good  hope 
of  at  last  completely  accomplishing  this  great  result 
during  the  ajDproaching  session  of  the  great  Pobb- 
Likk.  I  could  not,  of  course,  but  side  here  with  the 
New  Party ;  and  they,  for  their  part,  were  by  no 
means  tender  in  coercing  me,  whenever  they  had  the 
chance,  to  declare  for  their  views  on  this  and  other 
questions.  Thus,  when  challenged  on  the  subject,  I 
must  needs  assert  that  Accident  was  inadmissible  to 
the  higher  life,  where  only  Principle  could  live  and 
reign.  Statements  and  admissions  of  this  kind  were 
not  at  all  to  the  mind  of  the  Old  Party,  even  although 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  333 

they  might  concede  that  abstract  perfection  was  not  to 
be  had  on  Mars  any  more  than  elsewhere  in  these 
lower  worlds,  and  that  in  heaven  possibly  society  might 
be  able  to  dispense  with  that  present  firm  support 
which  it  derived  from  the  system  of  Accident. 

A  Marsian  Public  Dinner. 

The  dinner,  which,  as  I  afterwards  learnt,  proved 
in  its  way  an  immense  success,  was  attended  by  a 
good  sprinkling  of  Accidents ;  for  the  New  Party  is 
by  no  means  confined  to  the  other  class  any  more 
than  the  Old  Party  is  exclusively  composed  of  Acci- 
dents. Indeed,  this  latter  party  consists  of  Accident- 
supporting  Principles  even  much  more  largely, 
numerically,  than  of  Accidents.  I  was  interested, 
not  to  say  amused,  at  the  dinner,  to  mark  the 
deference  paid  to  the  Accidents,  quite  irrespective 
of  anything  personal.  One  of  these,  who  was  placed 
next  to  myself,  as  the  seat  of  highest  honour,  I 
found  to  have  hardly  an  idea  in  his  head,  and  to 
be  much  in  my  way  in  conversing  with  other  and 
better  filled  heads  beyond  him.  And  yet,  with  these 
odd  Marsians,  it  would  have  been  quite  a  breach  of 
usual  propriety  and  courtesy  to  have  put  this  helpless 
Accident  anywhere  else. 

This  dinner  made  rather  a  memorable  occasion. 
There  was  much  mutual  compliment  flying  about  on 
all  sides.  New  Party  views  were  decidedly  uppermost. 
But  as  some  of  the  speechifying  was  considered  rather 
extreme  for  average  Marsian  opinion,  we  were  warned 
to  prepare  for  a  counterblast.  This  was  to  come 
from  the  leading  journal  of  the  planet,  the  famous 


334  A  THOUSAND  TEARS  HENCE. 

and  ably  edited  Semit  Elit,  a  paper  which,  as  indeed 
its  name  indicated,  sought  to  adapt  itself  always  to 
the  times  in  which  it  lived.  With  an  Old  Party 
instinct,  it  was  yet,  ostensibly,  with  the  New  Party, 
and  was  ever  ready  to  throw  overboard,  to  the  wolves 
of  that  party,  whatever  in  social  and  political  progress 
seemed  no  longer  possible  of  retention.  Thus  it  was 
not  seldom  changing  front,  in  admitting,  and  even 
triumphantly  arguing  for,  what  it  might  previously 
have  sternly  opposed.  The  journal  was  thus  at  times 
a  source  of  great  irritation  to  the  Old  Party,  although 
it  might  be  claiming,  all  the  while,  by  so  wise  and 
prudent  a  line  of  policy,  to  be  really  their  friend. 
Marvellous,  indeed,  had  been  of  late  the  advance  of 
New  Party  ideas.  A  popular  refrain  of  the  Old  Party, 
which,  at  the  time  of  our  earth's  first  visit  to  Mars, 
might  have  been  enthusiastically  chorused  at  Old 
Party  gatherings,  was  now  sadly  in  abeyance  even 
there,  and,  with  still  worse  fate,  had  assumed  only 
jocular  significance  with  the  New  Party.  The  couplet 
in  question  might  be  thus  freely  translated : — 

Dang  Principles,  Pobb-Likk,  and  all  their  circumvents  ; 
But  leave  us  still  our  Lott'ry  Box  and  Accidents. 

An  Attack  :  a  Marsian  "  Leading  Article." 

From  the  dinner -table  young  Brown  and  I  made 
direct  for  our  interplanetary  packet,  being  bound  next 
for  the  First  Jovian  moon.  Feeling  somewhat  tired 
with  all  our  last  day's  doings,  we  both  went  straight 
to  bed  ;  and  I,  for  my  part,  did  not  re-awake  until  we 
were  well-nigh  a  fourth  of  the  way  to  the  outer  edges 
of  the   asteroids   on  their   Marsian  side.      We   had 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  335 

heard,  just  before  leaving,  that  the  influential  Semit 
Eht  was  to  thunder  against  us,  in  its  first  leader, 
next  morning,  by  way  of  rebuke  and  protest,  for  our 
earth's  intermeddling  with  Marsian  affairs.  As  a 
copy  of  the  paper,  with  the  article  in  question, 
reached  us  at  lo  by  the  succeeding  mail,  I  may  as 
well  give  here  some  idea  of  its  attack.  The  Marsian 
newspapers,  I  may  here  also  remark,  are  the  oddest 
and  clumsiest  things  imaginable,  being  all  printed 
separately  from  types,  and  upon  such  huge  expanses 
of  heavy  paper,  that  a  mere  few  hundreds  of  them 
would  make  a  fair  load  for  even  a  strong  back.  Their 
circulation  is  rarely  much  above  a  hundred  thousand 
respectively,  and  over  this  petty  handful  of  copies 
they  will  be  pulling  away  for  whole  hours  of  a  morn- 
ing, with  a  huge  and  cumbrous  iron  printing  machine. 
"What  a  contrast,  in  this  respect,  between  the  processes 
of  the  two  planets  !  And  what,  for  instance,  would 
these  Marsian  slow-coaches  say  to  our  most  recent 
diaphanous-reflector  process,  which  flashes  off  a 
million  copies  per  second  ! 

Well,  the  article  in  question  begins,  somewhat 
warily,  in  high  compliment  to  our  earth,  "that  much 
vaster  and  brighter  world,  from  whose  advanced 
science  Marsians  had  admittedly  so  much  to  learn, 
and  whose  illustrious  citizens  had  honoured  them  by 
frequent  personal  intercourse."  Then  followed  a 
deHcate  laudation  of  the  reader's  humble  servant,  as 
**  one  who  was  by  no  means  the  least  of  the  rival 
multitudes  of  the  great  of  his  own  great  world — a 
conspicuous  personage  alike  publicly  and  privately, 
as  conducting,  with  eminently  successful  ability,  an 
extensive  business  of  his  own,  of  far  ancestral  inherit- 


336  A  THOUSAND  TEARS  HENCE. 

ance,  and  comprising,  perhaps,  the  most  important 
section  of  all  commerce."  My  understood  ambas- 
sadorial character  was  then  alluded  to,  and  all  due 
respect  from  Marsians  claimed  for  it. 

But,  again,  on  the  other  hand,  as  the  article  went 
on  to  say,  that  great  earth  is  a  world  of  one  set  of 
circumstances,  and  Mars  of  quite  another,  each  being 
good  in  its  own  way,  and  each  having  to  work  out  for 
itself  its  own  particular  problem  and  destiny.  Mars 
did  not  presume  to  impose  his  ideas  of  things  upon 
worlds  outside,  and  he  had  therefore  all  the  better 
right  to  hold  that  outside  worlds  should  not  inter- 
meddle with  him.  Then  followed  some  allusions,  in 
the  sarcastic  vein,  to  the  "so-called  higher  life," 
whose  principles  and  prospects  were  being  thrust, 
nolens  volens  upon  Marsians.  That  higher  life,  like  a 
certain  other  promised  outside  paradise,  said  the 
article,  might  not  unlikely  suit  Marsians  in  the  life 
hereafter,  or  possibly  even  in  this  life,  if  they  could 
all  transfer  themselves  to  some  differently  circum- 
stanced world.  But  let  Marsians  be  content  to  go 
along  in  their  own  independent  way,  re23elling  and 
even  resenting  impertinent  and  unasked-for  outside 
interference,  from  whatever  quarter.  Marsians  had 
no  bad  world  of  their  own,  and  their  duty  was  to 
maintain  those  ancient  institutions  under  which  the 
planet  had  grown  so  powerful  and  prosperous.  They 
had  no  need,  on  the  whole,  to  envy  any  worlds  out- 
side of  their  own,  even  although  such  worlds  very 
possibly  felt,  or  at  least  affected  to  feel,  superiorities. 

Then  alluding,  in  a  tone  of  rising  and  culminating 
indignation,  to  a  modern  upsetting,  traitorous  habit, 
even  amongst  themselves,  of  judging  their  ancient 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  337 

institutions  and  ways  of  things  by  purely  abstract 
standards,  and  a  vulgar  habit  of  testing  every  vener- 
able traditional  heritage,  with  ail  its  rich  incidence 
of  peculiarity,  by  the  mere  practical-merits  ideal  of 
to-day,  as  though  a  thousand  years'  life  had  no  merits 
or  rights  of  its  own  to  set  up,  the  article,  in  conclusion, 
went  on  to  say,  that  the  challenge,  even  on  the  cold 
modern  basis  of  ''  the  merits,"  was  fearlessly  accepted. 
Yes,  even  on  the  merits,  let  the  battle  then  be  finally 
fought  out.  Far  too  much,  nowadays,  was  it  chat- 
tered, with  all  the  cheapness  of  irresponsibility  and 
inexperience,  that  our  Lottery-box  might  be  safely 
swept  away ;  while  a  profane  levity  of  spirit  would  go 
even  so  far  as  to  look  slightingly  upon  our  grand  old 
system  of  the  supremacy  of  Accident.  But  the  too 
readily  assumed  injustice  of  the  public  law,  in  the 
first  of  these  cases,  might  be  fairly  met  by  the  con- 
sideration, that  the  lucky  one  of  the  family,  to  whom 
the  cast  of  the  dice  gave  all  the  estate,  was  probably, 
with  his  plethora  of  means  superseding  all  further 
need  for  either  mental  or  bodily  exertion,  with  his 
enslavement  to  all  the  absorbing  social  demands  of 
his  position,  and  with  possibly  some  twinge  of  con- 
science embittering  all,  not  really  one  jot  happier, 
or  one  tittle  less  miserable,  than  the  rest  who  were 
made  destitute.  Then,  again,  as  to  their  ancient  and 
dignified  institution  of  the  Accidents,  did  it  not  strik- 
ingly resemble  the  fairy's  wand,  which  called,  peace- 
ably, into  ready-made  existence,  all  the  hill  and  dale 
scenery  of  the  Marsian  system  of  rank,  instead  of  the 
one  monotonous  dead  level  of  mere  Principle,  varied 
only,  perhaps,  by  the  alternative  of  a  tempestuous 
ocean  of  everlasting  rivalry,  strife,  and  unrest,  if  rank 

z 


338  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


and  honour  depended  upon  mere  personal  considera- 
tions ?  The  radical  blast  of  these  days  might  try  its 
best  to  strip  Marsians  of  the  warmth  and  security  of 
all  this  old  accustomed  clothing ;  but  the  stronger  it 
blew,  the  more  tightly  and  lovingly  would  they  still 
cling  to  their  venerable  Lottery-box,  and  their  sacred 
hierarchy  of  Accident. 

Arrival  at  Io,  the  First  Jovian  Moon. 

As  we  had  taken  the  express  to  lo,  the  very  much 
longer  voyage  on  which  we  now  embarked  was  to  be 
made  at  much  greater  relative  speed  than  we  had  ex- 
perienced to  Mars.  We  were  able,  also,  from  the  rela- 
tive positions  of  Mars  and  Io  at  the  time,  to  make 
a  pretty  straight  course  to  the  latter,  which  avoided 
almost  entirely  the  dangerous  intermediate  archipelago 
of  the  ultra-zodiacal  planetoids.  This  and  the  other 
Jovian  moons,  in  their  somewhat  cooler  zone  of  the 
solar  system,  and  with  their  own  primary's  heat  still 
tempered  by  thick  cloud  envelopes,  have  been  for- 
tunate in  a  more  prolonged  life  than  our  satellite  ; 
but  they  have  not,  by  any  means,  made  the  same 
rapidity  of  progress  that  had  set  in  upon  our  moon 
for  its  briefer  career.  The  first  and  second  Jovian 
moons  have  both  attained  indeed  the  culminating 
human  stage ;  but  only  in  the  first  is  there  as  yet  a 
fair  degree  of  civilization,  the  second  being  still  toiling 
its  way  through  the  usually  protracted  stage  of  flint- 
chipping.  The  third  moon,  Ganymede,  although 
considerably  the  largest  of  all,  and  therefore,  so  far, 
of  promising  ultimate  future,  is  as  yet  only  up  to 
the  anthropoidal  stage,  while  the  fourth,  Callisto,  is 
still  further  astern. 


A   THOUSAND    YEARS    ETENCE.  339 


Physical  Features. 

lo  being  not  very  much  larger  than  our  moon,  the 
human  form,  as  developed  in  both  worlds,  had  been 
nearly  similar,  being  somewhat  slighter  than  that  of 
the  Marsians,  while  the  latter  was  still  short  of  that 
firmer  bone  and  figure  due  to  the  greater  gravity  of 
the  earth.  lo,  as  regarded  that  hemisphere  of  her 
body,  which  is  always  turned  to  Jupiter,  averaged  a 
temperature  but  little  above  our  own.  Her  tropical 
apex,  however,  with  huge  and  glowing  Jupiter  always 
right  overhead,  proved,  to  our  feelings,  rather  a  warm 
berth.  We  felt  more  comfortable  about  three-fourths 
down  latitude,  towards  the  edge  of  that  other  and  off- 
hemisphere,  which  never  gets  Jupiter's  w^armth,  and 
which  is  consequently  a  cold  desolation,  occupied  by 
inferior  organisms,  and  by  mere  scattered  trading 
colonies  of  the  people  of  the  other  and  more  favoured 
hemisphere.  Away  down  the  lunar  latitudes  just 
alluded  to,  and  with  the  shelter  of  a  hill  between  us 
and  heat-radiating  Jupiter,  this  said  latitude  had  for 
us  quite  a  pleasant  temperature.  The  sun,  at  the 
great  distance  of  the  Jovian  system,  did  not  seem,  to 
us  at  least,  of  much  comparative  account.  He  was, 
indeed,  a  brilliant  little  orb,  throwing  off  a  good  deal 
of  light,  but  as  regarded  heat  altogether  second  to  the 
mighty  overshadowing  planet  just  at  the  door. 

Those  leading  First  Jovian  features,  namely,  the 
small  size,  the  moderate  light-supply,  and  the  ample 
and  genial  heat,  were  all  duly  reflected  in  the  par- 
ticular human  attainment.  The  people  were  not 
ambitious,  and  still  less  scientific,  but  quiet  and 
plodding,  utilitarian,    and   business-like   throughout. 


340  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

All  progress  and  discovery  was  ever  at  the  instance 
of  the  practical.  They  could  hardly  understand  mere 
science  for  its  own  sake.  Having  discovered  some 
time  ago,  by  a  happy  accident,  the  principle  of  the 
telescope,  they  had  since  applied  the  instrument 
chiefly  to  profitable  business  and  amusement — one 
leading  amusement  consisting  in  the  enlarged  view 
of  the  vast  overhead  cloud-mass  agitations  of  Jupiter, 
a  spectacle  especially  attractive  to  children.  When 
we  tendered  to  them  any  explanations  about  astrono- 
mic systems,  they  always  asked  for  some  practical 
outcome,  and  if  nothing  promised  in  that  way,  their 
attention  and  interest  soon  ceased.  But  withal  we 
ever  found  them  excellent,  simple-minded,  direct 
business  people,  ever  ready  to  truck  and  traffic  with 
us.  For  some  time  at  first  our  profits  from  these 
people  were  fabulous,  as  some  of  our  very  cheapest 
wares,  such  as,  for  instance,  our  cross-electric 
matches,  striking,  as  they  did,  a  brilliant  light,  which 
lasted  for  a  few  minutes,  or  even  hours,  according  to 
power-accumulation  and  price,  were  intensely  valued 
by  them. 

Life  proved  rather  pleasant  to  us  here,  and  in  more 
respects  than  those  merely  of  climate,  the  fact  being 
that  we  Earthians  are  greatly  looked  up  to,  and  held 
in  most  flatteringly  reverential  consideration  by  these 
simple  Jovians;  for,  if  they  care  little  about  our 
science  for  its  own  sake,  they  yet  readily  see  our 
power  to  apply  it  to  all  sorts  of  useful  and  profitable 
things,  and  they  are  struck  with  awe  and  admiration 
accordingly.  Many  of  our  people  now  live  here  for 
weeks  and  months  together,  in  making  business 
arrangements.      There    is    quite    an    old  home-like 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  341 

aspect  in  some  of  the  physical  features,  there  being 
much  of  hill  and  dale  on  the  small  scale,  with  rivers 
and  small  lake  expanses,  all,  however,  being  of  fresh 
water,  without  the  variety  of  our  salt  seas.  Owing  to 
the  comparatively  great  heat  directly  under  vertical 
Jupiter,  the  water  there  is  constantly  and  rapidly 
evaporated,  passing  in  clouds  away  to  the  cold  edges 
of  the  hemisphere,  and  ever  returning,  by  Jupiter's 
attraction,  in  cool  and  gurgling  streams,  which  are 
the  great  resource  and  daily  enjoyment  of  the  popula- 
tion. The  Jovians  are  fond  of  bathing  in  these 
pleasant  and  invigorating  waters.  Their  doctors 
strongly  prescribe  this  custom,  and  parents  superadd 
their  authority,  for  the  race  is  thus  kept  in  health 
and  strength,  to  the  great  advantage  of  its  business 
and  earning  powers. 

Speaking  of  the  power  of  Jupiter's  attraction  over 
the  waters  reminds  me  of  another  phase  of  it,  which 
made  lo's  apex  uncomfortable  to  us  on  other  grounds 
than  that  of  mere  heat.  We  felt  up  there  a  lightness 
of  foothold,  as  though  there  were  no  terrajirma  beneath 
us ;  and  even  when  we  retreated  towards  the  cooler  edge 
of  the  hemisphere,  Jupiter  kept  pulling  at  us,  with 
the  effect  of  causing  us  to  stand  at  a  very  perceptible 
angle  to  the  perpendicular.  From  the  same  cause 
those  loans,  who  had  adventured  to  the  opposite  apex 
of  their  globe,  brought  word  of  the  mysterious  down- 
ward strain  upon  their  frame,  which  made  business 
labour  almost  impossible.  The  journey  to  the 
opposite  apex  w^as  to  them,  in  fact,  simply  an  ex- 
hausting climb  up  a  huge  mountain,  the  drag  and 
difficulty  of  which  increased  with  every  mile  of  ascent, 
as  the  weary  and  distressed  travellers  came  into  more 


342  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

and  more  direct  line  with  Jupiter's  and  their  own 
lesser  world's  gravity.  Thus  this  practical  people  got 
acquainted  with  gravity,  through  its  business  incon- 
venience to  themselves ;  and  they  were  interested  in 
our  explanations  of  the  law  of  its  action,  and  more 
especially  of  the  obviating  processes,  through  our 
ordinary  force-convertibility.  But  this  latter  was 
much  too  deep  a  subject,  and,  above  all,  much  too 
costly  an  agent,  for  the  loans  to  think  of  it. 

Manners  and  Customs  of  the  Ioans. 

Their  regular  bathing  habit  is  connected  with  one 
of  their  most  remarkable  peculiarities.  They  all 
bathe  quite  publicly,  and  usually  without  a  particle 
of  clothing  to  either  young  or  old,  male  or  female. 
But  this  is  simply  because  bathing  is  most  pleasant 
and  beneficial  in  this  free  way,  and  in  no  sense 
whatever  from  any  want  of  modesty  or  true  propriety 
of  feeling.  On  the  contrary,  the  Jovian  lady,  and 
especially  the  young  maiden,  would  shrink,  more  even 
than  our  own  females,  from  advances  of  the  other 
sex.  The  Jovian  peculiarity  is,  that  no  importance 
whatever  is  attached  to  the  mere  seeing  of  each  other. 
The  most  modest  of  Jovian  damsels,  so  far  as  a 
question  of  modesty  is  concerned,  would  not  have  the 
slightest  objection  to  be  merely  seen,  whether  clothed 
or  naked,  and  by  any  number  of  persons  of  either  sex, 
provided  she  is  secure  against  touch  or  contact.  These 
simple  Jovians,  on  the  other  hand,  are  much  scanda- 
lized by  the  account  of  certain  of  our  customs — asking, 
for  instance,  how  our  females  can  be  deemed  modest 
and  respectable  who  freely  shake  hands  with  the  other 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  343 

sex,  and  speak  directly  to  men,  while  standing  so 
close  as  even  to  touch,  let  alone  being  enveloped  in 
their  breath.  They  are  also  highly  amused  at  our 
scruples  about  being  seen  naked.  What  possible 
material  harm,  they  say,  can  come  to  us  of  that  ? 
Clothing  is  worn  by  the  Jovians  simply  according  to 
feeling,  and  the  young  and  vigorous,  especially  in  lo's 
warmer  latitudes,  are  usually  without  it.  But  ex- 
posure to  any  contact,  even  to  that  of  the  breath  of 
the  other  sex,  is  an  impropriety,  or,  as  the  case  may 
be,  a  discourtesy  or  affront  to  the  female.  Of  course, 
all  respectable  females  avoid  crowded  places  as  much 
as  possible.  But  even  in  such  places  a  high  courtesy 
prevails,  to  which  the  other  sex  can  usually  trust,  for 
every  well-bred  man  scrupulously  clears  the  way  for  a 
passing  female. 

To  return  to  the  bathing,  the  morning  bath  always 
begins  the  day.  The  morning  and  day,  by  the  way, 
are  arranged  after  a  fashion  of  their  own  by  these 
Jovians,  adapted  more  or  less  to  what  we  would  be 
apt  to  call  the  inconveniently  irregular  risings  and 
settings,  or  rather  appearances  and  disappearances, 
of  their  small  sun.  But  these  to  themselves,  accus- 
tomed to  it  all,  and  with  nothing  else  or  better  to  fall 
back  upon,  seemed  the  very  perfection  of  order, 
variety,  and  suitability — so  much  so,  indeed,  that  they 
were  highly  amused  to  hear  that  we  preferred  the 
monotony  of  our  own  regularly  graduated  day  and 
night.  The  bathing-place  of  the  district  we  resided 
in  was  not  far  from  our  lodging,  and  I  used  to  stroll 
down  of  a  morning  to  watch  the  neat  slim  young 
figures,  as  they  skipped  freely  about  in  the  clear 
water.     If  they  were  not  exactly  what  we  should  call 


344  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

handsome,  the  figure  being,  to  our  idea,  rather  slight 
for  size  of  head,  and  the  mouth  and  nostrils  rather 
wide,  yet  there  was  withal  a  real  attraction  in  their 
simple  and  pleasing  looks  and  ways.  The  elderly 
Jovians,  also,  turn  out  to  enjoy  this  daily  sight ;  and 
in  order  the  better  to  do  so,  there  is  a  commodious 
public  pathway,  running  between  the  separate  bathing- 
places  of  the  two  sexes,  where  all  these  seniors,  and 
any  others  so  inclined,  may  refresh  their  eyes  with 
the  pleasant  and  lively  spectacle.  As  I  gazed  down 
upon  it  all,  I  wondered  at  times  what  my  good  wife 
would  have  said  to  such  on-goings,  and,  still  more, 
to  her  better  half  quietly  enjoying  them.  But  "  Do 
as  they  do  at  Eome  "  is  the  rule  here;  and  in  this 
field  of  innocence,  let  me  add,  "  Evil  be  to  him  who 
evil  thinks."  Still,  I  did  rather  hint  to  young  Brown 
that  it  might  probably  be  almost  better,  if  perhaps  we 
could  possibly  avoid  alluding  at  all  to  the  subject  to 
the  old  lady,  on  our  return  home. 

I  might  translate  the  name  of  this  attractive  public 
resort  as  the  Esthetic  Walk,  only  that  our  term  is, 
perhaps,  a  trifle  too  transcendental  and  abstract  for 
the  practical  Jovians  of  lo.  Much  of  a  practical  and 
business  consideration  is  connected  with  all  this 
bathing  institution.  The  Jovians  attach  very  great 
importance,  alike  to  perfect  health  and  perfect  form, 
because,  as  they  justly  say,  much  expense  is  saved  by 
the  former,  and  much  more  work  done,  and  business 
profit  made,  by  the  latter.  Such  forms,  therefore, 
are  held  in  great  distinction,  and  the  Jovians  •  have 
quite  a  way  of  their  own  of  distinguishing  them.  Thus 
there  is,  in  every  district,  the  common  public  bath,  to 
which  any  one  may  go ;  but  there  is,  distinctively, 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  345 

also  the  Esthetic  Bath,  reserved  for  those  only  of 
approved  health  and  perfection  of  form.  If  any  one 
else  wishes  to  enter  this  particular  bath,  he  or  she 
must  don  for  the  time  a  slight  dress,  so  that  the  on- 
looking  public,  expecting  only  the  perfection  attribut- 
able to  the  place,  may  not  be  presented  with  forms 
which,  as  more  or  less  defective,  have  failed  to  pass 
the  ordeal.  This  dress  has  acquired,  amongst  the 
younger  maiden  as^Dirants  particularly,  the  name  of 
"  the  night-gown,"  to  signify  its  blighting  effects  to 
the  hopes  and  ambitions  of  those  who  are  forced  to 
wear  it. 

Many  a  fair  young  maiden,  in  the  happy  days  of 
her  courtship,  will  regularly  sport  about  in  the  Esthe- 
tic Bath,  defying  the  night-gown,  and  giving  the  loved 
one,  in  the  adjacent  bath,  every  opportunity  he  could 
wish  to  satisfy  himself  as  to  the  perfection  of  his 
future  wife.  The  baths  are  separated  only  by  the 
slightest  of  open  gratings.  Modesty  does  not  admit  of 
speaking  to  one  another,  as  there  might  be  contact  by 
the  breath.  Indeed,  the  highest  courtesy,  as  well  as  the 
best  manners,  is  to  appear  not  to  be  looking  directly  at 
your  object,  however  absorbing.  Prudent  old  parents 
are  less  pretentious  in  that  fashionable  high  delicacy ; 
and  when  an  engagement  seems  likely  to  take  place, 
the  parents  on  both  sides,  not  altogether  trusting 
the  discernment  of  the  parties  themselves,  through 
the  usual  mists  of  love's  spectacles,  may  be  seen 
repeatedly  upon  the  Esthetic  Walk,  accompanied  by 
the  family  doctor,  and  contriving  a  much  more  direct 
inspection. 

The  guardians  of  the  Esthetic  Bath  have  at  times  no 
small  trouble  with  the  Jovian  fair  sex,  in  their  efforts 


346  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

to  preserve,  in  full  integrity,  the  bath  principle  ;  and 
more  especially  as  to  that  critical  period  when  even 
the  very  handsomest  of  their  day  must,  at  last,  by 
the  natural  attacks  of  time,  be  either  shrouded  in  the 
blighting  and  abhorred  gown,  or,  as  the  sad  alternative, 
be  entirely  expelled  from  the  esthetic  scene.  Many  a 
fair  dame,  who  differs  entirely  from  her  judges  on  the 
point  in  question,  and  resents  what  she  regards  as 
their  erroneous  or  premature  decision,  takes  alike  her 
consolation  and  her  revenge,  by  strutting  about 
publicly  and  gownless,  everywhere  else,  in  order  to 
show  her  own  confidence,  at  least,  in  her  still  remain- 
ing charms  and  graces.  Our  landlady  happened  to 
be  one  of  those  prematurely  blighted  ones ;  and  even 
now,  after  a  further  good  dozen  of  years,  she  courage- 
ously persists  in  her  daily  challenge  parade.  She 
will  occasionally  pose  before  young  Brown  and  me,  of 
a  morning  in  the  garden,  and  without  a  particle  of 
clothing,  that  we  can  detect,  except  her  spectacles. 
When  the  odd  novelty  of  the  thing  had  worn  off,  we 
would  both,  on  such  affecting  and  trying  occasions, 
bolt  off  like  a  shot  to  the  preferable  Esthetic  Walk. 

Keturn  Home  via  Vesta  and  some  other  Planetoids. 

White  has  established  here  a  line  of  small  packets, 
which  ply  from  the  First  Jovian  to  the  three  other 
moons  outside,  but  only  towards  the  times  when  they 
are  respectively  in  near  ''opposition,"  at  which  times, 
of  course,  their  distance  is  much  diminished.  It  is 
only  in  this  energy-economizing  way,  and  with  an 
occasional  excursion,  for  wondering  loan  sightseers, 
in  the  direction  of  Jupiter,  that  the  line  can  be  made 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  347 

to  pay.  There  is  no  help  in  passenger  traffic,  for 
instance,  from  even  the  Second  Jovian.  Indeed,  the 
flint-chipping  savages  there  are  rather  an  obstacle ; 
and  more  especially  in  the  colder  latitudes  of  that 
moon  they  are  at  times  truculent  and  dangerous  to  such 
a  degree  as  the  plodding  First  Jovians  have  no  fancy 
to  encounter,  in  their  purely  business  expeditions. 
We  ourselves,  also,  were  in  something  of  the  same 
mind  just  at  this  particular  time,  so  that  we  did  not 
visit  any  of  these  outliers,  having  other  and  better 
game  in  view.  Still  less  had  we  an  idea  of  pushing  on 
as  far  as  Saturn,  even  had  he  lain  nearer  to  us  then 
in  his  orbit.  The  range  of  profitable  trading  narrows 
much  with  this  costly  distance,  while  the  intense 
cold  involves  additional  expense  ;  and  withal  only  the 
first  Saturnian  moon  has  reached  a  human  popula- 
tion, and  that  as  yet  hardly  out  of  the  paleolithics  in 
flints  and  other  barbarism.  The  grand  spectacle  of 
the  Saturnian  Eings,  and  all  that  sort  of  thing, 
although  well  enough  for  poetry,  does  not  now  enter 
into  business  purview.  We  therefore  turned  our  steps 
homewards,  taking,  however,  the  packet  to  Vesta, 
with  intention  to  call,  besides,  at  one  or  two  other 
and  lesser  planetoids  which  might  happen  at  the  time 
to  lie  most  conveniently  in  our  way. 

This  great  celestial  archipelago,  of  almost  countless 
worlds,  from  a  few  hundred  miles'  diameter,  to  a  few 
inches  or  even  still  less,  used  to  present  a  very 
dangerous  navigation  for  some  years  at  first.  Several 
of  the  earlier  expeditions  into  it  were  never  more  heard 
of.  One  in  particular  was  actually  seen,  from  our 
observatory  in  Ceres,  to  be  dashed  into  by  a  passing 
world,  no  bigger  than  a  haystack  of  our  old  times,  and 


348  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

thus  itself  banged  into  an  irregular  and  extremely  ellip- 
tical orbit  round  the  sun,  which  the  dead  and  smashed- 
up  components  are  supposed  to  be  maintaining  ever 
since.  But  now,  by  precautionarily  keeping  a  certain 
speed,  in  a  certain  slanting  direction,  on  entering  the 
thick  of  the  archipelago,  these  many  bodies  or  little 
worlds  all  running,  of  course,  in  one  and  the  same 
direction,  the  old  dangers  are  minimized  almost  to 
nothing. 

Vestian  People  and  Business. 

Vesta  and  others  of  the  planetoids  possess  good 
phosphate  diggings ;  and  as  the  former  has,  in 
common  with  several  others  of  the  larger  worlds  of 
this  curious  system,  a  human  population  readily 
utilizable  for  business  purposes,  there  are  fair  oppor- 
tunities for  a  stroke  of  profit  in  this  direction.  These 
Vestians  have,  to  our  fancy,  an  odd  appearance,  with 
their  very  slight,  top-heavy  looking  figures,  in  accord- 
ance with  the  small  gravity  of  their  planet,  and  with, 
besides,  their  wide  mouths  and  noses,  to  enable  them 
to  imbibe  a  sufficiency  of  their  very  thin  air.  With 
mouths  of  their  own  in  much  the  style  of  the  extreme 
caricaturing  of  our  old  past  negro  race,  these  Vestians 
laugh  outright  at  the  bare  idea  of  our  little  poke-hole 
of  a  mouth  being  regarded  as  beauty. 

My  young  friend  Brown  seemed  fortunate  in  the 
agent  he  secured  here,  a  decent-looking  young  Vestian, 
who,  after  engagement,  accompanied  us  on  a  visit  to 
two  other  little  worlds,  coursing  along  near  to  each 
other,  and  both,  in  fact,  within  easy  telescopic  sight 
of  Vesta.    As  all  these  worlds,  the  smaller  as  well  as 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  349 

the  greater,  turn  respectively  upon  their  axis,  and 
usually  in  periods  of  twenty  to  twenty-four  hours,  we 
were  interested  in  noticing  this  fact,  especially  in 
standing  upon  one  of  the  smaller  orbs.  On  the  way 
back  to  Vesta  we  descried  and  gave  chase  to  one  very 
little  fellow,  of  not  more  than  a  foot  through,  and 
having  caught  him  and  transferred  him  to  our  decks, 
we  found  him  to  be  a  light  vesicular-looking  stuff, 
chiefly  composed  of  certain  sulphates  and  phosphates, 
and  not  altogether  unworthy  the  cost  and  trouble  of 
capture  and  freight. 

And  so,  having  completed  all  our  business  here,  we 
started  again  straight  for  home ;  and  after  threading 
the  planetoid  archipelago  with  the  usual  precautions 
and  success,  we  were  able  to  make  a  direct  and  rapid 
course  to  earth,  which  we  safely  reached,  after  an 
absence,  in  all,  of  rather  less  than  five  weeks. 


350  A   THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 


CHAPTEK  XIX. 

OUR   FOREIGN   TOUR — THE   INNER    CIRCUIT. 

Man  ;  his  physical  components  everywhere  diversified,  his 
mental  everywhere  alike. — Author,  passim. 

Preparations. 

The  very  first  news  that  greeted  our  landing  was  of 
the  fall  of  Bullings.  Poor  Bullings  !  The  merciless 
Bears  had  tripped  him  up  at  last.  He  fell,  and  great 
indeed,  for  the  passing  moment,  was  the  fall.  But  as 
usual,  no  doubt,  as  I  reflected  to  myself,  small  now  is 
the  man,  if  not  indeed  entirely  forgotten,  since  he 
has  fallen.  And  with  this  moralizing,  Bullings  had 
soon  well-nigh  entirely  slipped  out  of  my  own  mind 
and  memory  also,  seeing  that,  fortunately,  as  com- 
pared with  many  others,  I  had  at  the  time  no  account, 
speculative  or  otherwise,  outstanding  with  him. 

For  some  little  time  I  was  now  up  to  the  eyes  with 
work,  bringing  up  arrears,  and  getting  ready  for  an 
inner  voyage,  along  with  my  promised  companion,  old 
Brown.  I  had  to  keep  the  latter  well  up  to  the 
scratch,  as  I  half  suspected  him  of  regretting  his 
promise,  and  of  thinking  that  there  might  be  more 


A   THOUSAND   YEABS   HENCE.  351 

cry  than  wool  in  this  rather  adventurous  solar  voyage. 
By  way  of  reassuring  him,  however,  I  mentioned  my 
solid  expectations  of  profit  from  the  work  I  had  just 
been  engaged  with ;  and  how  much  more,  then,  from 
that  of  a  trip  to  the  sun  ! 

An  Old  Friend  turns  up  once  more. 

I  was  tramp-tramping,  along  with  the  passing 
crowd  one  day,  in  deep  musings  over  business  things 
in  general,  and  my  own  immediate  profits  and  pros- 
pects in  particular,  when  a  voice  fell  of  a  sudden 
upon  my  ears,  whose  remembered  notes,  arousing  a 
kind  of  instinctive  awe,  caused  me  in  a  moment  to 
pull  up,  and  to  find  that  I  had  slid  out  of  the  march- 
ing rank.  I  was  in  a  small  business  recess,  and 
confronting  me  was  no  other  than  the  lately  redoubt- 
able Bullings.  My  annoyance  with  my  stupid  self 
was  excessive,  and  was  anything  but  dissipated  when 
the  old  fellow  rushed  upon  me,  with  a  warm  hand- 
shaking, to  acknowledge,  as  he  vexatiously  put  it,  my 
most  kindly  and  considerate  feeling,  in  thus,  at  his 
salute,  purposely  stopping  to  see  him.  He  had  been 
in  the  very  act  of  drawing  up  some  hams  from  their 
laboratorial  cellarage,  and  he  now  pointed  to  these 
with  a  knowing  wink,  as  though  to  say  that  we  were 
brothers  in  trade  now.  But  I  fear  I  made  no  genial 
response,  as  I  glanced  at  the  raw  new  sawdusty-look- 
ing  cheap  ham  rubbish  lying  before  me.  But  he 
seemed  in  no  mood  to  be  discouraged,  and,  with  the 
very  best  of  spirits,  entered  warmly  into  all  his  new 
plans  and  prospects.  He  had  already,  as  he  told  me, 
launched  a  grand  restaurant  system,  for  the  supply  of 


352  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

business  luncheons  over  the  world — the  prompt,  the 
ready,  the  ubiquitous,  for  business  needs.  He  had 
called  the  concern ''The  Great  Consolidated  Eestau- 
rant ;  "  and  it  was  to  disperse  or  swallow  up  all  other 
and  rival  concerns  of  the  same  kind,  and  eventually 
girdle  the  earth  with  countless  and  continuous  lines  of 
luncheon  bars,  accessibly  at  hand  to  even  the  most 
hurried  business  man,  he  himself,  as  general  manager, 
being  seated  in  the  central  pivot,  with  cross-electrical 
connection,  to  supply  and  control  instantaneously 
every  individual  bar  and  station.  I  was  just  in  time, 
he  added,  with  friendly  eagerness,  to  secure  a  large 
share  allotment,  which  a  cash-down  payment  on 
my  part  would  make  free  to  me  of  the  immediately 
expected  high  premium. 

I    turned    impatiently   away    from    the   incurable 
old  schemer,  and,  bidding  him  a  rather  curt  adieu, 
had,  in  the  next   second,  regained   a   place   in  the 
passing  rank,   and   had   soon   tramped  myself    safe 
beyond  sight  and  hearing  of  my  enemy.     But  my  last 
glance   at   poor  Bullings'  crestfallen  and  woebegone 
face,  as  I  turned  upon  him  thus,  clung  to  my  memory 
and  conscience.     Poor  old  fellow !     Thrown  off,  per- 
haps, by  every  one  else,  I  might  have  seemed  to  him, 
for  just  the  fleeting  moment,  the  one  sole  remaining 
friend  to  help  him  up  again  from  the  very  dust.     And 
after  all,  thought  I,  the  too  forgetful  world  owes  some- 
thing to  Bullings,  whose  great  schemes  still  stand  and 
flourish,  although  he  himself  has  tumbled  down.     I 
will  confess  it,  that,  on  reaching  my  house,  my  very 
first  act  was  to  write  out  a  cheque  for  Bullings,  for 
the  deposit  upon  the  proposed  allotment  of  shares. 
The  cheque  too  might  prove  the  more  gratifying  to 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  353 

him,  as  being  drawn  upon  liis  own  creation,  "  The 
Whole  Compass  Finance,"  a  fairly  prosperous  con- 
cern, in  which  I  had  opened  an  account.  So  you  see, 
good  reader,  that  the  family  motto  of  "  Business  first " 
has,  for  once  at  any  rate,  been  transgressed. 

Our  Further  Programme  of  Travel. 

This  particular  inner  circuit  trip  was  to  be  a  great 
and  special  occasion.  White  himself,  in  view  of  the 
still  reputedly  dangerous  solar  navigation,  having 
consented  to  take  the  helm.  How  far  my  own  per- 
sonal influence  on  the  occasion  secured  this  important 
result,  I  wdll  not,  in  all  modesty,  decide.  Anyway, 
it  secured  us  an  unusually  large  company,  while  also 
greatly  reducing  the  force  of  old  Brown's  objections, 
although  he  still  emitted  a  growl  over  the  sacrifice  of 
business  time,  and  the  possibly  inadequate  results  in 
publication  profits  or  any  other  proceeds.  By  our 
present  programme,  we  first  touched  at  Venus,  pass- 
ing thence  direct  to  Vulcan,  as  Mercury's  position 
would  be  more  in  line  about  the  time  of  our  return. 
From  Vulcan,  Brown  senior  and  I  were  to  go  on  to 
the  sun.  Young  Brown,  having  business  with  only 
the  three  planets,  would,  by  arrangement,  take  a 
loop-line  packet  homewards  from  Vulcan  to  Mercury, 
where  he  was  to  await  our  return  from  our  solar  trip, 
and  from  whence  the  reunited  party  would  make  a 
straight  course  for  the  earth. 

Arrival  at  Venus. 

Venus,  worthy  of  her  name,  is  a  beautiful  planet, 
and  already  a  favourite  resort  of  our  Eartheans.     As 

2  A 


354  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

we  approached  the  bright  cloud-encompassed  orb,  we 
lovingly  watched  her  for  a  few  seconds,  as  she  came 
towards  us,  trudging  along  in  her  orbit.  Up  at  last 
she  duly  rolls,  and  we  easily  effect  our  landing  at  one 
of  the  high  latitude  stations,  where  the  climate  is 
found  so  suitable  to  us.  We  always  jump  ashore 
upon  Venus  with  the  easy  and  confident  familiarity 
of  feehng  entirely  at  home.  This  is  especially  the 
case  amongst  these  arctic  latitudes ;  for  the  chief 
feature  of  difference  in  the  two  planets,  namely,  the 
comparatively  huge  sun  in  the  Venus  sky,  is  appre- 
ciably toned  down,  alike  in  heat  and  light,  by  the 
cloud  and  cold,  and  the  lofty  mountain  heights  of 
those  localities.  The  fair  planet,  with  her  dense 
cloud  system,  has,  in  fact,  a  remarkably  equable 
climate,  night  and  day  temperatures  differing  much 
less  than  ours.  Indeed,  our  earth  seemed  to  the 
Venusians  so  extremely  different,  in  those  and  other 
respects,  from  their  own,  that  before  their  science 
had  detected  unmistakable  signs  of  population,  their 
conclusions  had  been  all  on  the  negative  side,  and 
consequently  there  were  many  pulpit  and  other 
homilies  about  great,  but  lifeless,  worlds  around 
them. 

The  inconvenience  of  the  partially  different  atmo- 
spheric composition  in  Venus  is  being  gradually 
rectified  by  successive  contrivances,  one  of  the  latest 
of  which,  a  most  simple  arrangement,  I  had  now 
brought  with  me,  and  found  to  answer  its  purpose 
admirably.  A  small  chlorine  generator  is  fixed  under 
the  mouth,  in  connection  with  the  respiratory  move- 
ments, and,  at  every  breathing  inhalation,  emits  a 
tiny  stream  of  the  chlorine  gas,  which  catches  up  the 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  355 

noxious  metallic  gas,  Venerium,  out  of  the  Venus 
atmosphere,  ere  it  enters  our  lungs.  A  small  ad- 
mixture of  this,  to  us,  new  gaseous  metal,  which 
Venus  has  added  to  our  chemistry,  is  the  chief  cause 
of  the  disagreement  of  Venus's  atmosphere  with  our 
Earthean  constitution. 

The  large  business  that  goes  on  daily  with  Venus 
is  now  terribly  cut  up  with  competition.  Still,  with 
the  large  scale  of  modern  operation,  and  the  prompt 
and  cheap  deliveries  through  the  salutary  opposition 
of  the  fast  expresses,  the  thing  can  be  made  to  pay. 
Brown  and  I,  ever  on  the  alert  for  a  business  turn, 
strolled  through  the  Venus  markets,  picking  up  some 
promising  wares ;  for,  in  view  of  any  such  chances, 
we  had  both  provided  ourselves  with  adequate  energy- 
credits.  Brown  junior,  too,  reported  to  us  very  satis- 
factory arrangements  in  his  hardware  and  energy 
trade.  But,  not  to  waste  more  time  over  this  now  so 
familiar  scene,  let  us  pass  to  what  will  afford  us  much 
greater  diversity  of  feature  and  incident,  namely,  our — 

Arrival  at  Vulcan. 

I  may  here  mention,  as  good  illustration  of  inter- 
planetary travel,  that  all  of  our  large  and  varied 
company,  excepting  perhaps  a  few  young  children, 
had  previously  travelled  as  far  as  Venus — many 
indeed  had  been  there  many  times  over.  A  large 
proportion  had  been  also  as  far  as  Mercury.  A  good 
naany  had  been  still  further  on  to  Vulcan.  But  few 
indeed,  excepting  old  White  himself  and  his  select 
crew,  had  been  to  the  Sun.  Indeed  the  risks  of  this 
voyage,  to  say  nothing  of  the  awful  physical  aspects 


356  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

of  the  near  approach,  made  it  still  a  novelty  to 
the  great  mass  of  even  oiu'  more  cmious  sightseers. 
None  of  us  three  had  been  there,  although  both  old 
Brown  and  myself  had  been  previously  as  far  as 
Vulcan  on  business,  and  our  junior  as  far  as  Mercury. 
The  natural  consequence  of  such  comparative  few 
making  the  sun  passage  was  a  very  high  passage- 
money  ;  and  just  here  we  had  old  Brown's  most 
formidable  objection,  seeing  that,  from  Vulcan  to  the 
sun,  the  comparatively  few  millions  of  miles  cost 
quite  the  double  of  the  far  greater  distance  from 
Earth  to  Vulcan.  One  must  not,  however,  forget  the 
enormous  expenditure  required  in  cross-electric  pro- 
tective energy  for  this  shorter  voyage  ;  for  White,  who 
had  so  often  successfully  made  it,  had  guaranteed  the 
most  assuring  arrangements  in  that  way. 

We  bade  cordial  adieus  to  the  bright  and  intelligent 
Venusians.  Our  hand-shaking  has  come  quite  into 
vogue  with  them,  although  they  still  laugh  at  the 
odd-looking  custom  all  the  same  as  at  first.  Passing 
Mercury's  orbit,  we  descried  the  little  planet  in  the 
near  offing,  toiling  along  in  our  direction.  And  now, 
as  we  approach  little  Vulcan,  the  dimensions  and 
fierce  power  of  the  sun  are  something  to  notice,  and 
to  afford  us  some  warning  of  what  a  still  nearer 
approach,  even  beyond  Vulcan  himself,  may  look  and 
feel  like.  With  every  million  or  two  of  miles'  approach, 
the  careful  old  White  added  a  charge  extra  to  our 
anti-light  and  anti-heat  cross-electric  protector  sur- 
roundings, thus  keeping  us  always  in  safety  and 
comfort. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  357 


VuLCANiAN  Features  and  Peculiarities. 

The  usual  custom  is  to  land  on  Vulcan  by  night. 
Loss  of  business  time  is  an  objection  to  this  practice, 
but  the  greatly  reduced  night  temperature  is  a 
material  saving  of  money  or  energy  on  the  other 
side.  The  comparative  cold,  especially  close  on  to 
sunrise,  is  so  great,  that  we  Eartheans  could  almost 
stand  the  night  climate  here  unprotected;  while  a 
thousand  feet  aloft,  in  the  thin  Vulcanian  atmosphere, 
we  feel  at  night,  so  far  as  temperature  is  concerned, 
almost  quite  comfortable.  Thus  any  shipping  from  the 
earth  or  other  outside  planet,  laid  up  for  any  short 
season  in  Vulcan,  find  it  most  convenient,  and  much 
the  most  saving,  to  get  into  counter-axial  motion, 
and  so  remain  continuously  within  the  protecting 
shade  of  Vulcanian  night. 

"VVe  calculated  to  arrive  at  our  Vulcan  station  just 
one  hour  before  daybreak,  so  as  to  give  us  time  to 
mount  our  complete  protective  panoplies,  get  our 
breakfast,  and  be  ready  for  business.  Some  of  our 
company  were  out  betimes  to  see  the  grand  sunrise. 
The  slight  forewarning  dawn  which  the  thin  air 
affords,  hardly  at  all  heralds  the  sudden  flash  of 
the  grand  solar  limb  that  rises  upon  the  horizon. 
Almost  in  one  instant  we  were  immersed  in  a  blaze 
of  light  and  heat.  The  Vulcanians  all  around 
amused  us  just  then  by  rubbing  their  hands  to  take 
off  the  chill  of  the  morning,  and  welcome  the  coming 
heat  of  day.  We,  on  our  part,  in  order  to  secure 
•coolness,  stood  well  within  our  strongly  fortified 
^ross-electro  protectors. 

How  completely  different  everything  is  and  looks 


358  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

here  as  compared  to  our  earth,  or  rather  as  compared 
with  the  earth,  Venus,  Mars,  and  various  smaller 
worlds,  whose  climatic  circumstances  permit  of  the 
presence  and  important  functions  of  water !  Mercury,, 
indeed,  supi^lies  a  step  of  decided  departm'e  towards 
Vulcan;  but  having  this  time  given  Mercury  the 
slip,  we  plunged  at  once  into  Vulcanian  peculiarities » 
The  whole  of  the  little  planet  looks  like  a  lump  of 
metal,  and  the  leaden  hue  throughout  has  at  first 
a  non-natural  and  depressing  effect.  But  this  soon 
wears  off  as  we  get  accustomed  to  the  people,  their 
gentle  and  pleasant  ways,  and  their  remarkably 
intelligent  faces,  in  spite  of  their  somewhat  planetoid 
contour  of  figure.  Certain  metals  enter  largely  into 
the  organic  physique,  and  give  a  curious  aspect  alike 
to  animal  and  plant  substance.  The  atmosphere 
is  partly  composed  of  metallic  vapours,  and  there 
are  small  lakes  or  seas  which  supply  those  vapours, 
especially  during  the  heat  of  the  day,  and  between 
which  and  the  atmosphere  there  is  constant  inter- 
change. 

The  Vulcanian  People. 

Nothing  is  more  amusing  to  us,  or  indeed  more 
utterly  astonishing,  than  to  see  the  Vulcanians 
washing  and  bathing  in  these  very  odd  "  waters." 
They  cannot  do  this  until  the  day  is  well  on,  for 
all  their  seas  are  regularly  frozen  every  night,  the 
ice,  as  we  might  call  it,  beginning  on  the  sm-face 
even  ere  the  scorching  mighty  sun  has  quite  touched 
the  horizon,  and  not  bemg  completely  thawed  until 
a  good  hoiu'  or  two  of  morning.    Hence  the  dangers 


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which  attend  incautious  bathing.  Eepeatedly  young 
children,  taking,  perhajDS,  a  refreshing  dip  towards 
the  evening  of  a  hot  day,  have  been  caught  by  the 
ice,  and  been  got  out  with  difficulty.  In  one  case 
lately,  in  some  shallow  water,  a  boy  was  so  caught 
by  the  feet,  and  both  limbs  considerably  injured,  as 
well  as  frostbitten,  ere  he  could  be  released. 

The  Vulcanians  are  not  much  given  to  business. 
There  are  no  speculations  and  crises  here.  The 
i^eople  are  much  attached  to  all  scientific  pursuits, 
but  withal  there  is  not  much  reasoning  power  in 
their  heads.  They  are  remarkably  harmless,  and 
one  can't  help  liking  them.  Of  course  you  and  they 
can't  come  into  contact,  friendly  or  otherwise — no 
handshaking  here.  While  their  temperature  would 
roast  us,  contact  with  us  is  not  less  terrible  to  them ; 
for  a  finger,  thrust  through  om-  panoply,  and  touching 
even  our  dress,  would  be  skinned  by  the  excessive 
cold,  much  as  our  own  tongues  would  be  served  in 
touching  bodies  in  extreme  cold  at  our  own  poles. 
We  and  the  Vulcanians  stand  therefore  in  great 
mutual  awe  and  respect.  We  had  a  hearty  joke 
with  young  Brown  about  a  pleasant  young  daughter 
of  the  agent  he  had  come  to  terms  with  here.  What 
a  warm  embrace  might  be  in  prospect  in  certain 
contingencies !  and  how  such  a  fair  partner  might 
stir  up  the  fire  of  love  in  more  than  one  sense  of  the 
words ! 

Arrival  at  the  Sun  :  Dangers  of  the  Voyage. 

With  a  considerably  reduced  company,  we  now 
resumed   our    voyage   to  the   sun;    and  now  every 


360  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

one  was  on  the  alert  for  the  grand  and  the  terrible, 
and  all  the  novelties  in  store  for  us.  I  marked  White's 
coolness.  He  put  us  up  to  speed  almost  at  once, 
pulling  the  second  and  third  electrics  consecutively, 
ere  we  were  a  good  fifty  and  a  hundred  thousand 
miles,  respectively,  outside  of  Vulcan.  So  on  we 
flew,  expecting  to  enter  the  coronal  outskirts  within 
five  hours.  And  so  we  did.  Of  course  our  shades 
were  all  up,  and  we  could  thus  gaze  harmlessly  upon 
the  growing  magnificence  of  the  sun's  contour,  until 
at  length  its  vast  expanse  was  too  great  for  grasp 
of  eye.  Just  then  a  peculiar  agitation  around  us, 
and  a  sHghtly  pinkish  hue  in  our  rear,  told  that 
we  had  already  passed  the  coronal  outskirts,  and 
entered  within  the  hydrogen  flames  of  the  solar 
atmosphere. 

There  is  no  difficulty,  and  no  danger  whatever, 
nowadays,  in  steering  through  these  flames,  terrible 
as  they  look  at  a  distance,  seeing  they  are  perfectly 
amenable  to  the  powers  of  our  cross-electro  pro- 
tectors. The  chief  danger  to  us,  in  the  solar 
approaches,  arises  from,  on  the  one  hand,  the  frequent 
ejection  of  hot  solid  or  liquid  materials,  and,  on 
the  other,  the  circulating  meteoric  bodies,  which 
are  ever  falling  into  the  sun's  photosphere.  As 
regards  this  latter  danger,  we  have  to  adopt  our 
accommodating  slanting  method  of  motion,  as  with 
the  many  little  planetoids,  although  with  not  always 
the  same  success,  seeing  that  these  solar  meteorites, 
although  mostly,  are  not  always  running  in  the  same 
direction.  In  the  other  case,  again,  the  momentum 
of  some  large  masses  might  possibly  exceed  the  force- 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  361 

convertibility  of  our  protectors.  The  chief  safety 
from  this  danger  consists  in  our  getting  our  vessel 
into  the  tide  of  a  "downrush,"  passing  through  one 
of  the  "  spot  "  openings,  and  thus  being  wafted, 
swiftly  and  almost  free  alike  of  danger  and  of  energy- 
cost,  into  the  sub-photospheric  solar  atmosx^here,  where 
every  cause  of  alarm  is  at  once  ended. 

All  this  was  what  White  had  admirably  planned. 
Presently  we  found  ourselves  sailing,  rapidly  but 
quietly,  through  what,  although  comparatively  a 
small  "  spot,"  was  none  the  less  a  vast  expanding 
gulf  of  some  ten  thousand  miles  across.  The 
*'  spotty "  seasons  are  thus  the  readiest  for  solar 
ingress  ;  but  the  bold  and  experienced  navigator  can 
always  find  and  make  good  his  entrance  somewhere 
over  the  ever-distm-bed  equatorial  and  sub-equatorial 
region, — the  lesser  openings,  in  fact,  of  a  mile  or  even 
less  breadth,  being  often  safer  than  the  greater,  owing 
to  their  comparative  freedom  from  the  dreaded 
dangers  of  the  storm-raised  faculse. 

And  now,  passing  through  penumbral  walls  or 
precipices,  we  enter  within  the  mighty  sun.  As  soon 
as  we  had  sunk  beneath  the  level  of  the  dazzling 
photosphere,  om'  eyes  could  open  upon  the  genial 
scene  that  expanded  in  all  its  vastness  before  and 
beneath  us.  The  light  clear  hydrogen  atmosphere 
stretched  for  many  thousands  of  miles  below,  resting 
its  lower  strata  upon  the  diversified  surface  of  the 
sun's  solid  body.  White  had  to  slacken  speed,  of 
course,  when  he  approached  the  corona  and  the 
hydrogen  atmosphere  outside,  and  now,  as  we  de- 
scended, and  had  still  more  to  slacken  speed  with  the 


362  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

growing  atmospheric  density,  we  had  some  leism'e 
to  survey  and  admire  the  broad  and  varied  landscape 
spread  out  beneath.  But  now,  after  our  brief  survey, 
all  is  bustle  and  curiosity  in  another  direction,  as 
we  are  rapidly  approaching  the  solar  landing- 
place. 


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CHAPTEE  XX. 

THE    SUN,    AND    THE    SOLAR   POPULATIONS.      A   YET 
*' HIGHER    life"    THERE. 

Curiously  enough^  in  the  nineteenth  century,  the  sun  was 
deemed  uninhabitable. — Author,  chap,  xx.,  etc. 

Hitherto  I  have  refrained  fr'om  much  allusion  to  the 
great  central  Tvorld  into  which  we  have  now  entered, 
until  I  could  offer  some  connected  remarks  in  this 
chapter,  and  just  before  we  enter  personally  upon  the 
solar  scenes.  A  thousand  years  ago  it  was  the  general 
scientific  view  that  the  sun  could  not  possess  life. 
Prior  to  that  time  the  sun  had  been  held  by  some  to 
be  peopled,  but  upon  purely  imaginative  grounds,  for 
the  chief  conditioning  data  were  then  unknown. 
The  standing  problem  of  the  bright  photosphere  had 
not  then  been  solved.  The  photosphere,  as  we  now 
know,  is  the  cross-electric  outward  emanation  from 
the  magneto-cross-electric  current,  which  ever  sweeps 
the  solar  surface,  keeping  that  surface  comparatively 
cool,  and  composing  it,  more  or  less,  to  dynamic 
equilibrium.  The  solar  j)hoto sphere,  in  short,  is,  as  it 
were,  our  own  familiar  "Aurora  glory,"  intensified  by 
cross-electric  action  upon  a  gigantic  scale,  and  over- 


364  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

spreading,  in  the  upper  atmosphere,  the  entire  solar 
circumference. 

All  central  suns,  after  throwing  off  their  planetary 
siUTOundings,  continue  long  in  cross-electrically  dis- 
turbed condition,  even  long  after  they  have  become  so 
far  dynamically  balanced  as  to  develop  organic  life. 
When  all  this  electrical  disturbance  at  length  com- 
23letely  subsides,  as  we  see  in  Sirius,  and  many  other 
of  the  like  more  advanced  suns,  the  conditions  are 
all  at  the  highest  for  human  development.  A  long 
lingering  disturbance  may  still  remain  in  the  equa- 
torial regions,  even  after  the  rest  of  the  sun  has 
attained  the  serenity  alluded  to.  This  is  the  case  of 
our  sun,  in  common  with  a  good  many  others,  and 
the  consequence  is,  that  there  are  two  distinct  solar 
peoples  within  our  luminary,  the  one  occupying  a 
great  belt  of  the  still  more  or  less  disturbed  equatorial 
centre,  the  other  possessing  the  climatically  serene 
and  perfected  sections,  where  they  form  an  upper 
class  of  extremely  higher  human  attainments,  and 
keep  quite  aloof  from  the  lower  solars,  much  as  we 
ourselves  would  do  fi'om  a  herd  of  monkeys  or  other 
inferior  beings. 

Of  com'se  our  intercourse  and  trading  were  not 
with  these  high  and  mighty  folks.  Nevertheless  it  was 
one  of  our  main  objects  to  pay  them  a  visit.  Indeed 
Brown  and  I  reckoned  that  this  visit  would  form  about 
the  most  novel  and  attractive  chapter  of  our  forth- 
coming volume,  so  little  are  these  most  remarkable 
people  yet  known  to  us.  All  our  intercourse  as  yet 
had  been  with  the  lower  or  equatorial  solars,  whom 
we  found  a  plain  common-sense  people,  advanced  on 
an  average  to  our  own  whereabouts,  much  as  we 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  365 


sliould  have  expected  and  calculated  from  their  main 
I)h3'Sical  conditions  of  enormous  gravity,  and  ver}^ 
considerable,  but  irregular  and  intermittently  dis- 
turbed sub-photospheric  light  and  heat. 

White  was  already  quite  at  home  with  these  Lower 
Solars,  and  had  many  a  warm  welcome  in  their 
genial  expressions.  His  agent,  whom  White  had 
duly  signalized  on  his  approach,  was  waiting  at 
the  landing,  and  was  apparently  a  plain  straight- 
forward man  of  business.  But  what  an  odd  figure  ! 
And  what  a  change,  from  the  slender  forms  of  Vulcan, 
was  the  short  squat  mortal  before  us,  his  big  broad 
head  upon  an  almost  inj)erceptibly  short  neck,  half- 
buried  between  his  shoulders,  and  his  body  as  broad 
as  it  was  long.  His  deep  sepulchral  voice,  as  he 
spoke  to  us — and,  let  me  add,  quite  fluently  in  good 
English,  which  he  had  mastered  for  our  benefit,  as 
well  as  the  Telegraph  tongue  —  was  yet  another 
striking  feature  of  the  case. 

We  all  turned  out  of  ship,  and  with  much  curiosity 
wandered  about  in  the  solar  scenes.  The  aspect  of 
the  heavens  above  was  even  more  striking  than  the 
scene  upon  the  ground  below ;  and  we  were  never  tired 
of  watching  the  sublime  grandeur  of  the  electric 
storms,  now  lowering  and  darkening  and  again  break- 
ing up,  with  frequent  glimpses  of  the  reverse,  or  lower 
surface,  of  the  beautiful  photosphere,  with  its  com- 
paratively subdued  lustre,  now  serene,  for  fleeting 
minutes,  like  an  upper  solar  sky,  and  again  promptly 
disturbed  by  the  varying  electrical  streams,  and  the 
violent  breaches  of  the  upward  and  the  downward 
atmospheric  rushes. 

We  had  not  been  long  ashore  ere  a  most  comic 


366  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

incident  occurred.  A  waggish  youth  of  our  company 
who  had  joined  us  from  the  first  on  a  business  hohday, 
and  who  had  kept  us  all  alive  with  his  fun  and  frolic, 
observing  Brown  at  one  of  the  market  stalls  deep  into 
a  bargain  about  a  lump  of  helium,  adroitly  undid 
the  waste  tube,  which  was  firing  out  the  converted 
sm'plus  gravity,  from  its  usual  and  comparatively 
dignified  fastening  behind  the  neck,  and  brought 
it  down  so  as  to  emerge  from  beneath  the  old  gentle- 
man's coat  tails,  giving  him  all  the  appearance  of 
possessing  a  fiery  appendage  in  that  fundamentary 
quarter.  We  all  broke  at  once  into  a  burst  of  laughter, 
while  the  broad  grin  visible  upon  some  solar  faces 
near  us  must,  as  we  guessed,  be  accepted  in  the  same 
sense,  however  difiicult  to  be  so  realized.  Brown  was 
excessively  angry  at  first,  and  more  than  suspected 
me,  until  we  had  indicated  the  hopeless  delinquent. 
But  his  helium  bargain,  which  he  presently  concluded, 
soon  restored  his  composure. 

Upper  and  Lower  Solardom. 

Our  Lower  Solar  friends  were  a  fairly  busy  and 
progressive  people,  who  occupy  all  that  vast  equatorial 
region  of  the  sun  which  we  have  of  old  assigned  to 
spot  liability.  It  is  of  course  hundreds  of  thousands 
of  miles  in  breadth,  with  a  circumference  of  between 
two  and  three  millions ;  and  all  over  this  vast  area 
was  spread  an  almost  countless  multitude  of  busy 
humanity.  Brown  and  I  secured  our  seats  for 
Borderland,  as  the  terminal  territory  is  called,  and 
which,  in  a  straight  line,  was  about  a  quarter  of  a 
million  of  miles  from  where  we  had  landed.     By 


A  THOUSAND  YEABS  HENCE.  367 


ascending  high  up  in  the  thin  hydrogen  atmosphere, 
travelling  here  was  at  much  greater  speed  than  we 
were  used  to  in  our  own  heavier  atmospheric  medium. 
Although  we  were  a  good  twenty-four  of  our  hours 
on  this  voyage,  we  were  never  tired  of  the  vast  and 
varied  landscape  beneath,  and  we  had  besides  a 
comfortable  sleep  by  the  way. 

The  grandest  spectacle  of  all  is  the  approach  to 
Upper  Solardom,  which  was  heralded  to  us  from  afar 
by  the  gradual  diminution  of  electrical  disturbance 
overhead,  and  the  bright  and  steady  serenity  of  the 
remote  horizon.  This  Borderland  has,  from  one  cause 
and  another,  come  to  be  thickly  occupied  by  the 
Lower  Solars.  One  cause  of  attraction  is  the  accom- 
modation required  for  the  curious  who  travel  into 
Upper  Solardom;  and  who  are  apt  to  linger,  both 
going  and  returning,  in  the  comparatively  bright 
scenes  of  all  the  circuit  of  this  Border  territory. 
But  as  neither  Upper  Solars,  nor  their  Upper 
Solardom,  have  much  attraction  for  the  Lower — there 
being,  as  we  shall  presently  show,  no  great  love  lost 
between  them,  and  no  great  coveting  on  the  one  part 
for  the  other's  condition — the  crowd  and  business  of 
Borderland  was  due  chiefly  to  quite  another  cause. 

All  this  Borderland,  then,  was  a  sort  of  sanitarium, 
physical  and  mental,  for  the  Lower  Solars ;  and 
a  delightful,  as  well  as  healthful,  change  it  ever 
proved.  The  consequence  was  that  great  numbers 
had,  for  many  generations  back,  made  this  attractive 
territory  their  permanent  home.  There  was  a  curious 
consequence  to  those  whose  families  had  thus  lived 
longest  on  the  border,  and  especially  along  its  nearest 
Upper    Solar    edges,    namely  that   they    began    to 


368  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

develop  the  characteristics  of  Upper  Solar  superiority* 
So  soon  as  these  signs  unquestionably  appeared, 
Upper  Solardom  was  thrown  open  to  their  common 
citizenship ;  and  it  was  often  curious  to  mark  the 
hesitation  at  first  of  these  new-fledged  great  ones, 
at  quitting  the  warmth  of  their  old  accustomed  Lower 
Solar  associations,  intellectually  inferior  as  they  might 
be,  to  enter  the  cold,  methodical,  unvarying,  most 
ungenial,  and  almost  austere-looking  life  of  the 
higher  race.  But  it  is  now  time  to  describe  more 
particularly  those  remarkable  Upper  Solars,  at  whose 
walls,  or  rather  at  whose  protective  cross-electric 
panoply,  we  have  just  arrived. 

The  Upper  Solar  People. 

The  grand  distinction  of  the  Upper  Solars  is  the 
additional  sense  given  to  the  mind,  in  its  communica- 
tion with  the  outside  world.  This  is  the  causation  or 
reasoning  sense,  and  it  is  indicated  by  a  special  set 
of  nerves  proceeding  direct  outwards  from  the  middle 
of  the  frontal  brain — the  skull  in  that  part  having  two 
small  openings,  by  way  of  intellectual  eyes,  situated 
an  inch  or  two  above  the  ordinary  eyes,  and  through 
which  the  said  nerves  pass,  terminating  in  a  peculiar 
outer  ganglion,  serving  to  meet,  directly,  external  im- 
pressions. One  feels  quite  lost  in  arguing  upon  this 
additional  human  quality  or  power ;  for  prior  to  our 
knowledge  of  Upper  Solar  fact,  we  should  have 
regarded  such  power  as  altogether  superhuman  and 
restricted  to  Deity.  But  there  could  be  no  doubt  that 
it  was  a  human  acquirement,  the  result  of  long 
residence  under  the  highest  physical  auspices — no 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  369 

doubt,  I  repeat,  for  we  see  daily  in  Borderland  the 
proof  in  many  thousands  who  are  simultaneously 
graduating  before  our  eyes  into  that  higher  power 
and  higher  life.  In  these  cases  the  well-known  red 
marks  first  come  out  upon  the  forehead.  From  that 
first  stage  it  is  only  a  question  of  time  in  successive 
generations.  That  time,  science,  and  medicine  can 
more  or  less  expedite  or  protract ;  and  sometimes  it 
is  the  fancy  to  do  the  last  rather  than  the  first,  for, 
as  I  have  said,  Upper  Solar  life  is  no  attractive 
spectacle  to  the  Lower  Solar  minds.  Of  course,  once 
lifted  clean  out  of  the  lower  into  that  higher  realm 
of  thought,  the  attractions  of  the  latter  will  be  duly 
realized. 

This  additional  sense  gives  the  faculty  of  knowing 
either  ourselves  or  each  other  so  completely,  that,  if 
all  affecting  circumstances  can  be  known  or  given  or 
calculated,  our  conduct — that  is  to  say,  all  our 
thought  and  action — could  be  predicted  under  any  or 
all  of  those  circumstances  for  all  time  coming.  The 
upper  life  cases  are  in  this  respect  much  simpler  and 
easier  dealt  with  than  ours  of  the  lower  life,  as  we 
are  ever  apt  to  be  irregular  and  "  tricky,"  and  to 
conceal  or  confuse  thought  and  intention  by  non- 
conformable  outward  expression.  There  is  no  double 
dealing  of  this  kind  in  the  grave  straightforward 
Upper  Solar  life.  But  our  complex  case  is  not 
beyond  the  range  of  the  sixth  sense ;  it  requires  only 
an  additional  calculus  line.  An  Upper  Solar  can 
usually  be  resolved  upon  one  line,  as  both  himself 
and  his  physical  surroundings  are  so  regular  and  so 
ascertainable.  But  the  Lower  Solars,  and  ordinary 
humanity  in  general,  require  two  and  often  the  es- 

2  B 


370  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 

tremely  intricate  problem  of  three  separate  calculus 
lines. 

Upper  is   separated  from   Lower   Solardom  by  a 
lofty     wall,    or    cross-electric    panoply,     ascending 
perpendicularly  right    up    to    the    reversal    of    the 
photosphere.     This   thin   diaphanous   aurora-looking 
process  hardly  prevents  our  view  more  than  would 
the  clearest  glass,  but  it  is  an  impenetrable  barrier 
to  the  Lower    Solars,  almost  as  much  as  the  solar 
photosphere    itself.     Consequently  we   visitors  have 
to  pass  through  one  of  the  appointed  gates,  where 
an  Upper  Solar  guard  receives  the  intending  traveller 
and  subjects  him  to   the  calculus.     This  is  usually 
a    brief    process,    and    completed    in    the    unaided 
mind  of  the  guardian  ;  although,  at  times,  he  will  not 
be   so  easily  satisfied,   and  will  take   to  his  pencil, 
especially  if  he  detects  the  necessity  for  more  than 
one  or  two  calculus  lines.     This  happened  just  the 
day  before  our  visit,  with  an  Unmitigated  Calvinist 
Missionary,  who  had  come  to  make  conversions,  and 
who  had  at  first  aroused  disturbing  suspicions.     But 
when  it  was  found,  by  means  of  a  carefully  traced 
third  calculus  line,  that  a  terrible  category  of  ideas, 
lying  behind  the  missionary's  apparently  placid  outer 
expression,  referred  solely  to  the  next  life,  the  man 
himself  being   a   i)lain  well-meaning  common-sense 
mortal  as  ever  stepped,  he  was  at  once  passed  through. 
The  sole  object  of  the  guardianship  is  to  make  sure 
that  visitors  have  no  mischievous  or  other  bad  or 
trouble-giving  intentions.      That   being   ascertained, 
they  are  perfectly  free  to  go  in  and  out  at  pleasm-e. 

The  grand  dividing  wall  we  were  now  approaching 
has    a    gradual    self-adjusting    forward    movement, 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  371 

towards  the  solar  equator,  ever  enclosing  additional 
territory,  where  electrical  disturbance  above  has 
sufficiently  ceased  for  that  purpose.  This  is  a  slow 
but  a  steady  process.  The  steps  are  hardly  appreciable 
under  intervals  of  ten  thousand  solar-axial  revolutions 
of  twenty-five  of  our  days  each.  Eventually  the  two 
great  walls,  approaching  respectively  from  north  and 
south,  will  meet  at  the  solar  equator,  thus  con- 
stituting the  whole  solar  surface  into  Upper  Solar 
territory,  and  making  of  our  sun  a  world  of  entirely 
Upper  Solar  life. 

The  Upper  Solars,  it  is  inferred  by  us  lower 
mortals,  are  able  to  calculate,  quite  accurately,  alike 
the  beginning  and  the  duration  of  this  result.  Then 
comes  a  long  reign  of  Upper  Solar  life,  and  an 
advance  into  knowledge  far  beyond  ordinary  human 
attainment.  But  the  end  comes  at  last  in  this  as 
in  all  else.  Indeed  it  has  been  foreseen  from  the 
beginning.  The  fires  of  all  solar  energy  must  at 
length  burn  out.  There  have  been  many  instances  in 
the  past,  and  there  will  be  many  more  in  the  future. 
But  all  this  complex  question  of  science,  including 
that  other  of  the  contingency  of  the  re-entrance  of 
those  burnt-out  systems  into  light  and  heat,  and  a 
fresh  career  of  life,  by  the  collisions  and  other 
fortunes  incidental  to  constant  locomotion  and  gravity 
action — a  problem  in  whose  solution,  by  the  way,  we 
have  of  late  made  much  progress — all  this,  I  say, 
however  interesting,  must  not  further  distract  us  at 
present.  Suffice  it  to  add,  that  the  prospect,  whether 
from  afar,  or  as  being  close  at  hand,  is  always  viewed 
alike  philosophically  by  the  Upper  Solar  minds. 
Their    advanced    science    might    long    protract,   by 


372  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

artificial  conditions,  the  Upper  Solar  existence  in  any 
threatened  case.  But,  as  they  calmly  argue,  why 
enter  upon  any  such  forced  and  inferior  conditions ! 
There  is  ever,  accordingly,  perfect  resignation  to  the 
final  extinction  of  the  race  in  each  successive  case. 
And  again,  it  would  be  within  the  power  of  their 
science  to  effect  a  timely  escape  to  other  suns,  more 
or  less  perfectly  suited  to  them,  and  having  yet 
millions  of  generations  of  life  before  them,  which  are 
in  full  communion  with  them,  and  where  they  would 
be  loyally  welcomed.  But  each  solar  world  accepts 
its  own  destiny  and  fate,  and  this  escape-resource 
has  never  been  adopted.  They  reflect  that  the  com- 
parative handful  of  their  particular  section  of  the 
race  will  not  be  missed  in  the  many  millions  of  the 
peopled  suns  of  Upper  Solar  life  attainment ;  and 
that  there  is  a  still  more  satisfying  eternity  for  all  of 
them  in  that  spiritual  life  of  the  future,  which  is  the 
common  heritage  of  man. 

Our  Personal  Experience  of  Them. 

And  now  it  was  for  Brown  and  me  to  wonder  how 
we,  the  Peri  of  a  lower  world,  were  to  be  dealt  with 
at  the  gate  of  this  paradise,  to  which  we  were  ap- 
proaching. I  must  say  that,  even  in  spite  of  sundry 
comic  sensations,  I  felt  penetrated  by  a  profound 
respect  and  awe,  as  the  bright,  keen,  all-speaking 
pair  of  eyes  concentrated  upon  me,  the  short  squat 
figure  having  first  raised  itself  to  my  level  by 
mounting  a  chair.  There  was  further  a  mysterious 
uncomfortable  glitter  about  those  small  upper  eyes 
in  the   forehead,   whose    jet-black   extremities   were 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  373 

evidently  in  co-action  and  co-agitation  with  the  lower. 
To  my  agreeable  surprise,  however,  I  was  passed 
through  almost  at  once.  But  turning  back  to  Brown, 
and  seeing  some  little  haggling  going  on,  and  old  B. 
for  once,  as  I  thought,  a  trifle  uncomfortable,  I  could 
not  resist  calling  out  that  that  sad  Calvinism  of  his 
was  at  the  bottom  of  it  all. 

The  next  moment,  however,  the  old  fellow  tripped 
up  to  my  side,  quite  proud  of  his  comparative  con- 
sequence. "  Well,  Green,"  he  said  emphatically,  "  I 
never  !  They  do  say,  hereabout,  that  the  empty  heads 
get  easiest  through.  Who  would  have  thought  that 
as  between  you  and  me  !  You  must  have  so  crammed 
my  head  all  these  years,  that  at  last  it  is  fuller  than 
your  own."  I  was  rather  put  out  by  this  unseason- 
able, or  at  least  unexpected  sally  of  old  Brown's. 
But  then  who  could  think,  just  at  that  exciting 
moment,  of  anything  else  than  Upper  Solardom? 

What  struck  us  most,  when  at  last  really  inside, 
was  the  uniformity  of  everything  around.  There 
seemed  a  great  throng  of  people  and  a  multitude  of 
dwellings,  although  nowhere  such  as  to  cause  any 
inconvenience.  But  the  houses  were  all  alike,  and 
the  people  all  seemed  to  have  the  same  exj)ression, 
and  to  be  doing  the  same  things — in  short  to  live, 
move,  and  think  in  the  same  way.  It  seemed  as 
though,  having  ascertained  the  best  plan  of  a  dwelling, 
for  instance,  they  all  took  exactly  to  that  pattern, 
and  that,  having  determined  the  best  rule  as  to 
habits  of  life  and  thought,  they  all  followed  that  rule. 
There  is  one  curious  physical  difference  between  them 
and  us,  in  the  absence  of  a  stomach  and  bowel  system 
like    ours.      As    they    imbibe,    in    their    advanced 


374  A  THOUSAND  TEARS  HENCE. 


chemical  ways,  only  the  exact  kind  and  quantity  of 
the  nutriment  needed  for  the  system,  there  is  neither 
excrement  nor  excrementary  passage ;  and  of  course 
there  is  never  either  the  worry  or  the  savour  of  a 
sewage  question  in  Upper  Solardom. 

These  Upper  Solars  are  supposed  to  have  complete 
knowledge  of  all  physical  science,  but,  on  principle, 
to  withhold  such  advanced  knowledge  from  the 
Lower  Solars,  in  order  that,  by  gradual  self-progress, 
the  social  and  moral  advance  may  accompany  the 
scientific.  With  their  advanced  science,  they  might 
travel  from  system  to  system  as  easity  and  quickly, 
perhaps,  as  we  now  master  mere  interplanetary 
distances ;  but,  as  matter  of  fact,  they  never  do 
so,  simply  because  there  seems  to  them  no  need 
for  such  time  and  labour-wasting  effort,  seeing  their 
communications  by  mind  are  already  perfect  and 
constant  with  all  Upper  Solar  life  throughout  the 
universe,  or,  more  strictly,  throughout  that  section 
of  it  in  which  they  live.  Having  attained  to  all 
physical  science,  their  chief  study  is  the  science  of 
mind ;  and  the  chief  occupation  there  is  the  sublime 
study  of  Deity,  in  its  relation  to  eternity  j)ast  and 
future,  to  infinity,  and  to  the  visible  universe.  In  this 
high  question  our  own  more  limited  capacity  can  but 
catch  up  one  or  other  of  the  outside  extremities  of  the 
true  idea — namely,  on  the  one  hand,  a  j)ersonal  God, 
necessarily  local  and  limited ;  and,  on  the  other,  a 
pantheistic  expanse,  as  necessarily  nothing  at  all. 
In  endeavouring,  with  their  higher  capacity,  to  grasp 
the  true  mean  of  the  Divine  relationship,  these 
Upper  Solars  have  before  them  a  grand  question,  in 
which  the  race  is  ever  making  a  satisfying  because 


A  THOUSAND  YEABS  HENCE.  375 


an  appreciable  progress,  but  with  this  result,  at  once 
inspiring  and  despairing,  that  every  step  of  ascent 
opens  to  view  a  still  larger  field  of  what  remains 
unknown. 

After  strolling  about  for  a  while,  no  one  around 
us  taking  any  notice,  any  more  than  if  we  were  a 
couple  of  harmless  stray  sheep,  we  resolved  to  accost 
one  of  these  self-absorbed  beings,  in  order  to  pump 
some  information  out  of  him.  We  relied  on  the 
probability  of  his  being  master  of  the  universal 
telegraph  language  of  our  own,  so-called  "Higher 
Life."  "  Yes,  you  do  it.  Green,"  interposed  Brown 
eagerly ;  and  I  doubt  not  he  was  at  the  moment 
thinking  of  the  promising  variety  of  material  thus 
in  store  for  our  forthcoming  volume.  I  doubt  not, 
also,  that  I  could,  just  then,  have  signally  reversed, 
upon  his  own  pate,  that  late  allocution  of  his  about 
other  people's  empty  heads,  had  I  chosen  to  go  back 
upon  it.  But  with  all  our  present  high  surroundings 
I  rose  above  that  small  sort  of  thing. 

Watching  our  opportunity,  we  planted  ourselves 
right  in  front  of  one  advancing  form,  for  there  seemed 
no  other  way  of  distracting  the  attention  of  these 
people,  in  their  devoted  self-abstraction.  This  was 
an  elderly  man,  with  the  grave  but  not  unpleasant 
expression  that  appeared  to  belong  to  the  whole  race. 
He  glanced  up  at  us  for  a  moment,  and,  with  perfectly 
unchanged  expression,  was  about  to  make  a  slight 
detour,  so  as  to  pass  round  us.  But  we  were  not 
to  be  done  in  that  way,  and  so  we  promptly  check- 
mated him. 


376  A   THOUSAND   YEAES   HENCE. 


Their  Grand  Science  Attainments. 

Brown  stood  awe-struck,  while  I  gathered  myself 
up  for  the  encounter.  With  a  feeling  of  profound 
.respect,  which  could  hardly  fail  to  appear  in  my 
looks,  I  asked  our  new  friend  if  he  would  afford  to 
us,  ignorant  strangers  as  we  were,  some  information 
upon  all  that  was  around  us.  With  a  sign  of  assent, 
he  answered  at  once,  and  in  our  telegraph  language, 
that  he  would  give  us  a  few  minutes.  Then  turning 
round,  and  pointing  to  what  seemed  to  us  a  sort  of 
telegraph  apparatus,  from  which  he  had  himself  just 
come,  and  where  there  were  still  a  great  many 
looking  on  and  apparently  reading,  he  told  us  that 
communications  were  there  being  received  from  a 
number  of  systems,  far  and  near,  throughout  the 
universe.  The  information  appeared  to  us  to  be 
conveyed  by  a  rapid  succession  of  spectrum  colours 
and  their  colour  sounds,  all  of  which'  rumbled  in 
our  crude  ears  like  the  mere  indiscriminate  hum 
of  an  Eolian  harp,  but  which  seemed  to  convey, 
with  extraordinary  rapidity,  the  most  precise  know- 
ledge to  the  absorbed  listeners  before  us.  We  were 
already  aware,  indeed,  that  these  Upper  Solars  inter- 
communicated ideas  with  a  rapidity  almost  infinitely 
beyond  mere  speech  making ;  and  that  they  classed 
us  mere  speechmakers  as  an  inferior  race,  and  more 
allied  to  anthropoids  than  to  themselves.  Although 
there  was  not  a  great  difference  in  physical  form 
between  them  and  the  Lower  Solars,  these  Uppers, 
with  their  additional  sense,  and  other  superiorities, 
made  out,  at  least,  a  very  wide  difference  in  mind. 

Our  guide  next  took  us,  after  a  short  walk,  into 


A   THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE.  377 

one  of  a  line  or  street  of  houses,  presumably  his  own 
residence.  These  houses  are  very  small  slight  struc- 
tures, and,  in  passing  through  this  one,  we  noticed 
what  must  have  been  a  bed,  but  which  to  us  looked 
more  like  an  electric  battery.  We  had  already,  indeed, 
heard  something  of  the  sleeping  arrangements  in 
Upper  Solardom,  the  plan  being  to  lie  down  in  a 
head-to-foot  magnetic  current,  which  composes  at 
once  to  sleep,  while  a  clock  regulation,  by  arrest  and 
reversal  of  the  composing  current,  after  so  many 
hours,  causes  immediate  awakening. 

We  now  passed  through,  into  a  somewhat  large 
and  open  space  behind,  where  we  noticed  what 
seemed  like  a  slightly  hollowed  out  amphitheatre. 
This  was  nearly  filled  by  the  irregular  outline  of 
what  looked  like  a  transparent  mist  or  light  auroral 
cloud.  Our  guide,  in  pointing  to  this  remarkable 
object,  seemed,  by  his  face,  to  ask  us  if  we  could 
divine  its  meaning.  We  approached  nearer,  and 
gazed  intently  for  some  seconds.  Suddenly  I  recog- 
nized the  peculiarity  of  the  outline,  and  a  sense  of 
sublime  awe  and  even  terror  came  over  me,  for  was 
it  not  a  micromized  reflection  of  the  vast  outside 
universe  !  It  was  indeed  no  other.  Our  own  science, 
although  far  less  advanced,  had  long  since  laid  down 
the  general  form  of  our  universe,  embodied  mainly, 
as  it  was,  in  the  so-called  Milky  Way;  and  here  it 
all  was,  bodily  reflected  before  our  eyes.  When  I 
had  whispered  the  solution  to  Brown,  he  was  even 
more  awed  and  affected  than  myself. 

Our  guide  first  explained  that  this  reflection  was 
secured  for  their  use  from  the  point  of  view  of  the 
furthest  outlying  star-cluster,  and  conveyed  to  them, 


378  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

as  to  many  others,  by  lines  which,  with  ter-cross 
strength,  passed  unscathed  through  their  own  and 
any  other  solar  photospheres ;  while  our  own  poorer 
lines,  merely  cross-electric,  whether  duplicated,  or 
even  reduplicated,  were,  alas  !  at  once  destroyed  by 
contact  with  those  glowing  cross-electric  furnaces. 
Then  taking  a  rod  in  his  hand,  our  instructor  next 
directed  our  attention  to  one  particular  spot,  con- 
siderably inside,  towards  the  centre  of  the  mist. 
This,  as  I  correctly  surmised,  was  the  location  of 
our  own  system ;  but  nothing  in  particular  could 
be  distinguished,  beyond  the  general  outline  of  a 
comparatively  very  small  section  of  the  misty  total, 
representing  the  particular  sub-universe  of  which  our 
solar  system  was  a  minute  part. 

We  were  next  directed  to  look  through  what 
appeared  a  telescopic  apparatus ;  and  there  truly 
I  saw  what  had  been  the  little  fragment  of  mist 
now  resolved  into  almost  countless  stars  or  suns, 
but  yet  on  so  small  a  scale,  that  any  of  their  respec- 
tive revolving  planets  were  totally  invisible.  A  spring 
was  next  touched,  and  now  this  first  magnifying 
was  itself  remagnified.  But  the  magnified  field  was 
this  time  restricted  to  only  one  sun,  whose  principal 
planets  just  emerged  into  distinct  sight.  This  was 
our  own  luminary,  and  around  it  we  made  out 
clearly  great  Jupiter  and  diversified  Saturn,  with 
Uranus  and  Neptune  feebly  visible,  while  the  earth 
and  Venus  were  but  small  discless  points  of  light. 
Another  magnifying  brought  only  the  earth  and  the 
moon  into  the  field ;  and,  in  yet  one  more,  it  was 
the  earth  alone,  looming  out  grandly  in  all  her 
solitude.       Ceaselessly    turning    on    her    axis,    and 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  379 

moving  along  in  her  orbit,  the  mighty  living  world 
lay  before  tis  ;  and  even  while  we  gazed  for  a  few 
seconds,  we  had  to  keep  adjusting  the  apparatus, 
so  as  to  move  with  the  restless  mass,  and  maintain 
it  all  in  our  full  view.  "  See,  Green,"  cried  Brown, 
all  of  a  sudden,  and  in  no  small  excitement,  just 
at  this  conjuncture,  "  the  bright  morning  seems 
just  dawning  over  the  ground  of  Old  England ;  and 
as  the  next  magnifying  is  to  bring  to  us  the  life 
size,  who  knows  what  delicate  scenes  and  questionable 
sights  may  open  uj)on  us — Mrs.  G.  herself,  perhaps, 
at  her  favourite  eastern-outlook  bedroom  window,  and 
just  out  of  bed,  in  her  night-dress,  to  sniff  the  fresh 
morning  air."  "Bless  my  heart  and  soul,"  said  I 
to  myself,  as  something  approaching  to  a  momentary 
tremor  ran  through  me,  ''I  had  not  thought  about 
all  this  !  "  My  fingers  instinctively  dropped  from  the 
regulating  knob,  and  the  final  trigger  remained 
unsprung. 

We  now  turned  back  with  our  friend  towards  his 
house,  and  as  he  discoursed  to  us,  I  nudged  Brown, 
in  order  to  whisper  in  his  ear  that  we  were  being 
treated  to  no  less  than  actual  Ter-Cross  science. 
Poor  Brow^n  was  sorely  awe-struck,  and  seemed  to 
look  in  wonder  at  something  of  a  jaunty  aspect  I 
put  on.  For  my  part,  suspecting,  as  we  re-entered 
the  house,  that  our  opportunities  were  drawing  to 
a  close,  and  eager  to  make  the  most  of  what  were 
left,  I  plumped  to  our  instructor  a  plain  question. 
It  was  unmistakably  evident,  I  said  to  him,  that 
his  race  had  attained  to  Ter-Cross  science,  an  attain- 
ment that  might  be  yet  very  far  from  our  own  less 
advanced  position;    but   what  of  the  Quarto-Cross? 


380  A  THOUSAND  YEABS  HENCE. 

"The  Quarto  Cross,"  he  echoed,  and  at  the  same 
time  reverently  upraising  his  eyes — "  The  Quarto- 
Cross  is  beyond  us — unattainable  discovery  !  Divine 
Power  !  "  So  saying,  and  giving  us  a  slight  salute, 
he  disappeared  behind  his  door,  and  we  were  left 
on  the  steps  lamenting. 


A  THOUSAND  YEABS  HENCE.  381 


CHAPTER  XXL 

BELATES   CHIEFLY   TO   A   VERY    CURIOUS   DREAM   OF    MINE. 
Brown's  remarkable  dream. — Author,  chap.  i. 

"  Old  Shaver,"  said  I  to  myself,  as  Brown  and  I 
descended  his  door-steps,  "  you  are  wrong  there  at 
any  rate — decidedly  wrong,  even  with  all  your  high 
ter-cross  attainments.  We  inferior  mortals  of  earth 
long  regarded  the  ter-cross  as  exclusively  Divine  Power; 
and  now  that  this  power  has  been  humanly  reached 
by  you  Upper  Solars,  it  is  the  quarto-cross  that  has 
become  Divine,  and  so  on  !  But  neither  the  quarto 
nor  the  quinto,  no,  nor  yet  the  dekka,  nor  even  the 
cento-cross,  may  prove  beyond  human  attainment. 
Our  duty  and  privilege  are  to  keep  marchiug  unceas- 
ingly onward,  ever  labouring  to  add  to  our  knowledge; 
even  if  ever  to  find  ahead  a  constantly  enlarging  field 
for  our  further  journey." 

A  Cross  with  Brown — This  Time  not  the 
Cross-Electric. 

Wholly  absorbed  by  high  thoughts  of  this  kind,  I 
had  gone  on  a  considerable  distance  without  once 
thinking  of  Brown.     But  at  last  the  regular  patter  of 


382  A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE. 

feet  broke  upon  my  heretofore  absorbed  ears,  and, 
turning  round,  I  saw  the  old  fellow  following,  just  like, 
of  all  things,  as  I  thought  at  the  moment,  some  awed 
spaniel  at  his  master's  heels.  I  am  sorry  to  have  to 
confess  to  some  feeling  of  contempt  for  my  old  friend, 
just  for  the  moment,  creeping  over  me ;  and  this 
again  was  promptly  followed  by  a  serious  business 
consideration,  to  the  effect  that  Brown,  while  contri- 
buting but  little,  possibly  nothing  at  all,  worth  insert- 
ing in  our  forthcoming  work,  and  leaving  me  to 
supply  all  the  brains,  was  yet  to  appropriate  the  full 
half  of  the  profits.  This  latter  consideration,  in  fact, 
took  quite  a  sudden  hold  upon  me  at  that  moment ; 
and  no  wonder,  for  the  prospects  of  our  volume 
were  then  of  the  most  promising  kind.  So  I  re- 
solved, there  and  then,  upon  a  cautiously  tentative 
approach  to  the  subject. 

''Well,  Brown,"  said  I,  with  an  assumed  perfect 
indifference,  "  all  these  wonders  we  have  passed 
through  are  grand  padding  to  our  volume.  Profit 
looms  ahead  if  they  are  properly  described." 

"  Oh,  bother  your  profit,  Green ! "  said  Brown 
energetically,  with  all  the  disgusted  air  of  a  mind 
unwillingly  interrupted  in  other  and  higher  thoughts. 

"Hoity,  toity !  "  said  I  to  myself :  ''what's  all  up 
now  !  And  is  even  old  Brown  amongst  the  prophets 
— lost  perhaps  in  that  grand  mist  of  the  universe  we 
have  just  been  exploring !  "  I  was  most  immensely 
amused.  But  presently  the  matter  took  with  me, 
somewhat  irresistibly,  a  business  shape.  "  Well, 
Brown,"  I  said,  "  if  you  don't  mind  those  despised  con- 
siderations, I  am  agreeable,  by  myself  alone,  to  take 
all  the  trouble,  as  well  as  stand  solely  good  for  all  the 


A    THOUSAND    YEARS    HENCE.  383 

undoubted  publication  risks  and  costs,  on  condition, 
of  course 

*'  Bother  the  whole  subject !"  repeated  Brown,  inter- 
rupting me.  But,  alas  !  the  original  energy  thrown 
into  the  sentence  had  entirely  vanished.  The  words 
were  there,  but  the  spirit  was  gone.  So  I  ported  my 
helm,  to  avoid  the  visible  breakers,  and  wait  and  woo 
some  more  promising  opportunity. 

We  duly  reached,  on  our  return,  the  Upper  Solardom 
border,  repassed  the  gateway,  this  time  without  the 
slightest  interference  or  even  notice,  and  after  a  stroll 
through  the  far  more  active,  varied,  and  genial  scenes 
of  the  "  Lower  Life "  outside,  we  re-embarked,  to 
rejoin  White  and  his  company  on  their  return  home 
via  Mercury.  While  we  retraced  aloft  the  vast  solar 
landscape,  I  was  this  time  busy  over  my  notes  of 
all  that  had  occurred,  so  as  to  secure  my  description 
whilst  all  was  still  fresh  on  the  mind.  I  was  thus 
occupied  till  within  some  six  hours  of  our  destination, 
when,  throughly  wearied  out  in  spite  of  all  the  excite- 
ment, I  lay  down  to  rest  and  was  promptly  fast  asleep. 
Then  followed — 

My  Dream,  and  the  Disappointing  Awakening. 

I  dreamt  that  another  thousand  years  had  swept 
over  our  earth,  bringing  us  from  the  present  a.d.  2882 
to  the  year  of  grace  3882,  with  all  its  wonders  of  still 
additional  and  ever-increasing  population  and  ad- 
vanced and  still  ever-advancing  science.  We  had 
then  honeycombed  our  earth  far  towards  the  centre 
in  order  to  make  room  for  the  multitudes  of  human 
beings :  while  outwards,  again,  we  had  occupied  all 


384  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

the  atmosphere,  and  were  anchored  out,  in  large 
space-colonizing  detachments,  even  considerably  be- 
yond its  limits.  Travelling  had  long  been  driven  off 
into  the  pure  surrounding  ether,  and  there  truly  the 
rate  of  speed  and  the  roominess  of  space  were  as  yet 
all  that  could  be  desired. 

Brown  and  I  still  took  regularly  our  half-holiday 
Saturday  trip  ;  but  it  was  now  a  considerable  way, 
even  beyond  the  atmosphere,  into  outside  space.  I 
comforted  Brown  with  the  calculation  that  even  the 
comparatively  small  space  between  us  and  Sirius 
could  pack  within  one  narrow  belt  the  whole  of  our 
world's  population,  and  even  the  additions  for  some 
centuries  more  ahead  into  the  bargain.  Although 
the  world's  population  seemed  then  in  a  thorough 
jam  as  compared  with  now,  yet  none  seemed  to  feel 
inconvenienced.  No  one  wished  to  retreat  to  the 
smaller  days  of  the  past ;  but  at  the  same  time  every 
one  wondered,  just  as  we  ourselves  now  do  in  the 
twenty-ninth  century,  how  people  could  possibly  get 
on,  with  our  then  pace  of  progress,  after  a  still 
further  thousand  years. 

The  great  feature  of  the  time  was  that  we  had 
attained  to  the  ter-cross.  The  phosphate  supply 
question  was  all  past  and  done  with,  because  we 
could  now  interconvert  all  the  varieties  of  material 
substance,  reducing  them  all,  by  command  of  adequate 
intensity  of  heat,  to  the  one  simple  element  of  matter, 
and  reconstituting  the  due  proportions  of  chemical 
diversity  as  required  exactly  for  our  life  and  food  and 
all  other  wants.  The  danger  of  the  future,  although 
still  at  a  reasonably  safe  distance,  was  not  a  scarcity 
of  phosphates  or  of  any  other  substance  in  particular, 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  385 

but  of  substance  itself  in  general ;  for  what  were  we 
to  do  when  by  the  increase  of  human  bodies  all  the 
earth's  substance  had  been  absorbed?  Were  we  to 
prey  upon  the  other  orbs  of  space,  and  thus  increase 
our  earth  into  unknown  future  dimensions  ?  Some 
pretended  already,  even  in  the  reality  of  this  twenty- 
ninth  century,  to  decipher  that  prospect  upon  the 
future  horizon.  Already,  it  might  be  said,  we  were, 
at  times  and  in  places,  hard  run  to  maintain  the 
full  needed  supplies,  the  carbon  and  oxygen,  nitrogen 
and  hydrogen,  and  the  other  lesser  needs,  being  kept 
unremittingly  at  work  in  their  successive  coursing 
through  our  material  frames.  In  this  growing 
relative  scarcity,  one  body  must  perhaps  imbibe 
at  once  what  another  throws  off.  The  labor atorj^ 
intervenes  to  convert  exhaled  poison  into  indis^^ensable 
nutriment.  The  ubiquitous  reign  of  chemistry  is 
already  triumphant. 

Eeturning  to  the  dream,  one  vast  field  of  business 
seemed  opening  out,  in  providing  from  time  to  time  the 
extensions  to  our  atmosphere,  as  required,  on  the  one 
hand,  by  extension  of  subterranean  excavation,  and, 
on  the  other,  by  the  overcrowding  aerial  population. 
When  the  volume  of  our  wants  in  oxygen  and  nitrogen 
had  become  too  great  for  the  slow  and  costly  process 
of  decomposing  the  earth's  solid  masses,  we  had  re- 
course to  outside  supplies,  and  had  already  made 
considerable  havoc  of  Jupiter's  gaseous  envelope, 
where  both  the  gases  in  question  were  to  be  had 
unlimitedly  for  the  taking,  only  that  the  expense  of 
disengaging  and  deporting  was  very  considerable. 
But  latterly  the  grand  source  of  the  most  suitable 
and  most  economical  supply  had  been  the  comets. 

2  c 


386  A  THOUSAND  YEAKS  HENCE. 

No  oxygen  comets  had  been  met  with,  but  in  our 
system  there  were  not  a  few  of  the  smaller  of  these 
members  of  the  family  composed,  wholly  or  mainly, 
of  nitrogen;  and  one  of  them  had,  not  long  before, 
been  wholly  captured,  and  piloted,  by  cross-electric 
conduction,  safely  into  our  earth,  where  it  was  duly 
intermixed  with  an  oxygen  stream  similarly  and 
simultaneously  conducted  from  Jupiter.  The  State 
authorities  had  made  large  contracts  in  this  way, 
and  many  contractors  had  made  large  fortunes.  Both 
Brown  and  I  had  contrived  to  secure  a  share. 

But  the  progress  which  surpassed  all  else,  and 
which  ever  commanded  the  deepest  interest  of  that 
time,  was  that  of  outside  travel,  which  had  now  passed 
far  beyond  the  puny  distances  of  the  realities  of  our 
own  time,  and  within  our  own  system.  My  old  friend 
White  turned  up  here  also  once  more,  and  this  time 
making  voyages,  not  merely  to  our  next-door  neigh- 
bours the  planets,  but  to  the  stars.  The  nearer 
systems  in  fact  were  reached  within  the  few  days  or 
weeks  that  are  now  occupied  in  our  interplanetary 
travel.  A  very  grand  scheme  was  in  contemplation, 
under  White's  redoubtable  leadership — no  less  than 
a  public  excursion  to  the  nebula  in  Argo,  in  order  to 
survey,  from  some  near  but  sufficiently  safe  position, 
the  marvellously  stupendous  movements  that  are 
of  late  developmg  there,  in  the  gradual  process  of 
evolving  a  huge  solar  system.  This  system,  in  its 
foreshortened  position,  as  regarded  our  point  of  view, 
had  long  seemed  to  be  carrying  on  many  incom- 
prehensible antics.  But,  latterly,  we  had  clearly 
demonstrated  the  whole  case;  and  the  result  was  a 
very  general  inclination  to  know  more  of  the  subject 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  387 


by  a  closer  view  of  those  protracted  pangs  of  celestial 
partui-ition  into  which  the  nebulous  matrix  had  fallen. 
Those  who  were  willing  for  the  vast  joui-ney  would 
bring  back  the  description  to  those  who  were  not,  or 
who  could  not  afford  the  time  or  the  money. 

There  w^as  quite  a  mania  for  this  trip,  and  con- 
siderable numbers  from  Venus,  and  a  sprinkling  even 
from  Mercury  and  Vulcan  were  tempted  to  join. 
They  mostly  preferred  coming  to  us  of  the  earth,  so 
as  to  be  under  old  White's  approved  leadership. 
There  were  still,  even  after  this  further  thousand 
years,  as  I  dreamt,  many  Lower  Solars  lingering  along 
the  Solar  Equator,  and  not  a  few  of  these,  as  they 
confessed,  might  have  joined  us  also,  but  for  the 
inconvenience  they  felt,  and  the  heavy  counter-energy 
cost  they  were  continuously  put  to,  on  quitting  the 
accustomed  enormous  gravity  of  the  sun's  sm*face. 
Their  squat  room-taking  figures,  too,  rendered  them 
somewhat  ungenial  fellow-travellers.  But  again,  om* 
company,  upon  the  celestial  ground  of  destination,  was 
not  to  be  limited,  by  any  means,  to  om*  own  small 
solar  system  ;  for  many  systems  around  us  were  fired 
by  the  same  ambitious  object,  and  simultaneous  ex- 
peditions from  each  system  had  been  agreed  to.  We 
could  sufficiently  trust  our  latest  universe  charts,  so 
as  to  meet  one  another  at  appointed  stations  in  space, 
and  it  was  quite  expected  that  spectators  and  their 
vehicles,  in  form  of  a  vast  amphitheatre,  would  more 
or  less  surround  the  agitated  expanse  of  the  nebula. 

And  lastly,  as  to  the  question  of  speed.  White,  with 
his  usual  and  well-practised  daring,  would  hardly 
condescend  to  put  limits  to  his  230wers,  short  of 
electric-light  message  speed  itself.     Give  him  the  open 


388  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 

sea,  he  would  always  say,  far  clear  of  all  intervening 
island  systems,  and  he  could  work  uj)  speed  in- 
definitely. He  spoke  of  attaining  a  twentieth,  a  tenth, 
nay,  a  fifth  even,  of  the  message  speed  :  which  was 
somewhat  like  saying,  that  the  speed  of  light  itself, 
186,000  miles  in  a  second,  was  to  be  eclipsed  as 
much  as  that  speed,  when  first  made  known,  eclij)sed 
all  other  speeds  of  our  then  knowledge.  White 
reckoned  that  six  weeks  would  bestride  the  vast 
interval  in  question,  with  further  allowance  for  the 
''  slack  "  at  either  extremity  of  the  voyage — a  rather 
troublesome  case  it  was,  in  dealing  with  our  corporate 
and  living  bodies,  seeing  that  the  said  slack  involved 
about  as  much  of  precious  time  as  the  main  voyage 
itself. 

White  had  made  enormous  preparations,  alike  for 
speed  and  safety.  The  outlay  upon  anti-vis-inertial 
energy,  and  anti-momentum  energy,  was  something 
fabulous;  and  no  wonder  that  the  passage-money 
ran  up  even  to  thousands  of  energy  per  head. 
Another  stupendous  cost  was  the  vast  panojDly  of 
cross-electric  lines  thrown  out,  forming,  in  fact, 
an  encompassing  cylinder,  ever  far  ahead  along  the 
route  to  the  nebula.  Even  the  continuous  pay-out 
of  this  costly  process  for  the  earth's  axial  motion 
was  an  appreciable  addition.  But  in  fact  every 
such  i^recaution  was  taken  for  safety,  regardless  of 
expense,  so  that  the  minutest  meteoric  body,  entering 
within  the  lines  even  a  billion  miles  ahead,  was  almost 
at  once  indicated  at  the  pilotage,  and  by  the  admu-able 
self-action  of  that  advanced  day  avoided. 

Brown  and  I,  of  course,  had  made  up  our  minds 
to  go  on  this  trip.     Indeed,  we  had  other  and  better 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  389 

objects  than  mere  curiosity,  scientific  or  general. 
We  had  our  eye  upon  capturing  a  good  slice  of  the 
nebula  itself,  and  were  to  take  the  necessary  cross- 
electric  apparatus  for  the  purpose,  having  already, 
by  anticipation,  for  the  safety  of  all  the  travelling 
world,  chalked  out  the  path  of  the  mass,  after  we  had 
detached  it  and  sent  it  speeding  homewards,  and  having 
intimated  publicly  the  time  of  start  and  rate  of  travel, 
according  to  all  customary  precaution.  In  fact,  a 
powerful  syndicate  had  been  formed  regarding  this 
nebula-prizing.  Brown  and  I  were  appointed  the 
managing  agents,  and  om*  mere  joint  brokerage,  even 
at  a  thirty-second,  further  reduced,  by  retm-n  com- 
mission, to  a  sixty-fourth,  was  not  to  be  despised. 

Well,  we  were  both  duly  at  White's  office  to  secure 
and  pay  for  our  passages.  I  saw  Bro\\Ti's  hand  deep 
into  his  breeches  pocket  for  the  needed  energy  notes, 
and  at  the  same  time  I  marked  a  pang  flitting  over 
his  face  at  havuig  to  part  with  so  much  hard-earned 
money.  White,  who  stood  b}^  getting  impatient  at 
this  hesitation  and  delay,  with  all  the  waiting  crowd 
of  passengers  behind,  roared  out  to  us  to  make 
haste ;  and  thereupon,  sad  to  say,  I  awoke,  and  all 
our  greatness  and  progress  was  but  a  dream  ! 


390  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


CHAPTEE  XXII. 

home's  realities  at  last;    real,  at  axy  rate,  if 
still  further  disappointing. 

"  Home,  sweet  home  !  " — Authou,  chai>.  i. 

Yes,  it  was  all  a  dream  !  And  so  one  must  descend 
forthwith  from  grand  castles  in  the  air  to  the  humhle 
cottages  of  reality.  I  was  most  decidedly  out  of 
humom-,  for  the  time,  with  this  sudden  change  from 
the  sublimely  great,  to  what  was,  by  comparison 
at  least,  the  ridiculously  small;  nor  were  things 
made  any  better  to  my  wounded  ideal,  when  White 
himself  bobbed  his  rough  old  head  between  the 
cm-tains  of  my  little  berth,  to  say  that  this  was  the 
second  arousing  he  had  already  given  me  to  make 
haste,  there  being  now  no  time  to  lose  in  securing 
a  promising  spot  opening  that  presented  itself  for 
passing  outside  the  iDhotosphere.  I  rose  of  course, 
but  I  was  in  more  or  less  of  a  growling,  disappointed 
mood  during  all  my  morning's  toilet. 

But  passing  presently  into  the  main  cabin,  inj 
thoughts  began  at  last  to  be  agreeably  diverted,  for 
almost  the  first  object  to  greet  my  eyes  was  my 
bundle  of  letters  on  the  table,  by  mail,  just  in  from 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  391 

the  Earth.  It  was  the  direct  express,  and  brought 
of  course  the  very  latest  despatches.  Amongst  others 
to  myself  was  a  letter  from  Bullings.  It  was  ex- 
pressed in  the  most  grateful  terms,  acknowledging 
that  my  timely  remittance,  together  with  the  in- 
fluential and  stimulative  heading  of  the  honoured 
name  of  Nunsowe  Green  to  his  share-list,  had  rein- 
stated his  fortunes.  His  grand  consolidation  scheme 
had  taken  the  public  fancy,  and  already  the  shares 
were  at  twenty  premium.  ^'Tliat  price,"  added 
Bullings,  "can  be  had  at  once  for  yours ;  but  as  they 
must  go  to  fifty  or  even  a  hundred  immediately,  it 
would,  of  course,  be  madness  to  sell."  So  then  this 
is  to  be  "  Business  first "  after  all,  thought  I,  as  a 
warm  thrill  of  mingled  benevolence  and  business 
consideration  came  over  me.  But  forthwith  I 
telegraphed  Bullings,  with  electro-light  speed,  even 
upon  the  extreme  expediting  heat-wave,  the  one  sole 
word,  ''  Sell." 

Next,  moving  outside,  great  was  my  astonishment 
at  the  surrounding  spectacle.  The  school-children 
of  the  neighbourhood  had  all  obtained  a  partial 
holiday,  alike  to  witness  and  to  do  honour  to  our 
departure.  The  rocks  and  house-tops  all  about  were 
covered  with  the  odd-looking  little  creatures,  whose 
peculiar  and  soft  lullabies,  "Ha,  ha,  Pa,  pa,"  now 
fell  like  sweet  music  upon  my  ears.  I  could  not 
help  musing  at  the  moment  on  the  similarities  of 
children  everywhere,  for  I  could  almost  have  sworn 
that  I  heard  my  own  young  peoj)le's  voices  in  all 
this  far-away  solar  throng. 

Now  at  last  w^e  shove  ofi\  White  is  evidently 
resolute  for  despatch,  and  keeps  his  eagle  eye  forward 


392  A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE. 


and  aloft,  fixed  upon  the  grand  *'spot"  opening 
which  had  lately  yawned  in  a  position  so  conveniently 
direct  for  us.  At  once  he  springs  the  first  electric, 
and,  with  a  rather  smart  shock  all  round,  away  we 
speed.  The  arousing  effects  of  the  shock,  the  pleasant 
excitement,  the  reassuring  aspect  of  redoubtable  old 
White  at  the  helm  near  me,  and,  above  all,  the 
pleasant  parental  feeling  that  we  were  now  homeward 
bound,  had  at  last  quite  dispelled  my  cross  humour 
in  the  tantalizing  matter  of  the  dream.  Bulhngs' 
welcome  communication  also  did  its  part ;  so  that, 
altogether,  I  found  myself  lapsing  into  a  very  comfort- 
able complacency  of  spirit,  as  I  glanced,  alternately, 
downwards  upon  the  vast  and  diversified  solar  scenery 
we  were  so  rapidly  leaving,  and  upwards  at  the 
electrical  storms  and  storm-clouds  of  the  sub-photo- 
sphere, which  we  were  as  rapidly  approaching. 

Suddenly  I  mark  a  change  in  White's  expression, 
and  looking  in  the  direction  indicated  by  his  fixed 
and  keen  gaze,  I  at  once  apprehend  the  cause ; 
for  a  bright  facula  is  just  then  seen  streaming  out 
from  the  edge  towards  the  centre  of  the  opening 
in  the  photosphere  for  which  we  are  making.  It 
now  occurred  to  me  to  suggest  to  White,  that, 
perhaps,  we  had  better  j)ull  up,  or  even  make  a 
timely  turn  back,  in  face  of  such  manifest  danger. 
Hardly  was  the  thought  realized,  when  I  saw  the 
bold,  rash  man  pull  the  second  electric,  and  on  we 
dashed  at  the  redoubled  speed,  while  the  terrible 
shaking  I  got  in  consequence  seemed  to  leave  me,  for 
a  second  or  two,  but  half  alive. 

But  I  quickly  recovered  myself,  under  the  pressure 
of  imminent  surrounding  danger.    Looking  out  ahead. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  393 


a  truly  awful  spectacle  met  my  gaze.  We  had  already 
entered  the  upper  storm  region,  and  were  dashing 
through  it  at  such  a  pace  that  in  a  few  more  minutes, 
nay,  possibly  but  some  few  more  seconds,  we  should  be 
passing  through  the  centre  of  the  spot  opening.  Then, 
directing  my  eye  to  that  quarter,  I  could  see,  through 
the  flitting  intermediate  clouds,  that  the  terrible 
facula  had  made  most  portentous  progress  towards 
that  centre,  so  that  it  seemed  only  an  even  balance 
as  to  which  of  us  was  to  be  there  first.  We  were  well 
aware  that  but  one  touch  of  the  very  skirts  of  this 
facula,  and  all  our  cross-electric  protection  was  at 
once  dissolved,  and  ourselves  destroyed — burnt  up — 
the  next  instant.  What,  then,  would  White  do?  I 
turned  imploringly  to  him,  but  the  reckless  man 
heeded  me  not.  Kesolute  purpose  was  in  his  im- 
swerving  eye.  I  became  desperate,  and  had  a  project  of 
seizing  the  ruffian  by  the  throat,  when,  horror  upon 
horror,  I  saw  the  madman  grasp,  and  slash  out  to  its 
very  fullest,  the  third  electric  ! 

Thereupon  it  seemed  as  though,  by  this  fresh  shock, 
I  had  been  wrenched  asunder  into  a  thousand  frag- 
ments, and,  body  and  mind  alike,  irrecoverably  dissi- 
pated over  surrounding  space.  Was  I  left  conscious, 
or  unconscious  '?  I  know  not ;  but,  at  any  rate,  there 
seemed,  curiously,  to  succeed  to  this  terrible  convul- 
sion the  silence  and  stillness  of  the  very  grave.  That 
particular  simile  the  more  readily  occurred  to  me, 
because  I  seemed  really  to  have  passed  the  ordeal  of 
the  narrow  home,  and  to  have  actually  entered  the 
next  world,  wherever  that  might  be.  But  presently  a 
sweet  silvery  cadence  fell  upon  my  ear.  I  might  have 
thought  that  it  savoured  of  the  peace  of  Paradise, 


394  A   THOUSAND   YEARS   HENCE. 

were  it  not  that,  at  once,  I  recognized  it  all,  as  nO' 
other  than  the  delicious  music  of  the  children  we  had 
so  lately  left  behind  us  in  the  sun.  Were  we  then  safe 
back  already  to  solar  terra  Jirma?  There  seemed  no 
possible  mistake  in  the  matter,  and  I  was  just  turning, 
most  penitentially,  to  express  my  gratitude  to  our 
matchless  leader,  when  another  voice,  streaming  into 
my  all-attent  ears,  at  once  sent  myj  thoughts  into 
an  entirely  different  direction,  for  the  solution  of  the 
problem. 

Although  I  failed  to  catch  the  precise  words,  I  could 
not  for  one  moment  doubt  the  tone.  It  was  indeed  no 
other  than  my  dearest  wife's  voice.  Were  we,  then,, 
safe  at  home  ?  Surely  this  was  so,  rather  than  the 
alternative  of  her  having  adventured  to  the  sun  ta 
meet  us.  If  that  brave  and  noble  White  had  just  then 
stood  visible  before  me,  I  could  have  fallen  down  and 
worshipped  him. 

But  now  there  followed  a  fresh  puzzle.  Young 
Brown's  voice  also  fell  distinctly  upon  my  ears.  We 
could  not  possibly  be  at  Mercury,  and  had  he  not 
waited  for  us  as  agreed  upon  ?  and  how  surjDrising  to 
find  him  also  here  ! 

How  surprising,  indeed,  it  all  was !  But  un- 
questionably we  were  safe  home  again,  and  I  made  a 
sign  to  young  Brown  to  bring  up  a  bottle  of  the  best 
laboratorial  vintage,  in  order  to  drink  a  bumper  to 
White's  health.  Anon,  I  prepared  myself  to  meet  my 
wife,  not  wishing  to  put  her  out  of  countenance  by 
any  looks  of  assumption  based  upon  the  undoubted 
successes  of  our  great  expedition.  Then  my  thoughts 
dashed  off  to  the  promising  forthcoming  publication, 
mingled,   however,  with   the   qualifying  recollection. 


A  THOUSAND  YEARS  HENCE.  395 


that  Brown's  full  equal  share  in  that  matter  still  stood 
good.  Another  instant  and  BuUings  was  in  my  mind, 
and  I  wondered  that  he  had  not  already  met  me  here, 
or  at  any  rate  sent  a  special  message,  with  a  contract 
for  the  sale  of  the  shares  at  the  premium  assured  to 
me.  Had  the  rash  fellow  still  held  them  on?  or  was 
he  merely  negligent  and  ungrateful,  and  the  profit  all 
mine  none  the  less  ?  Countless  other  subjects  seemed 
to  course  through  my  mind  with  the  rapidity  of 
electro-light  speed  itself,  and  at  last  I  settled  into  the 
Green-Brown  syndicate,  which  w^as  to  make  all  our 
fortunes  out  of  the  plunder  of  the  great  nebula  in 
Argo,  a  satisfaction  tempered,  however,  by  the  recol- 
lection that  the  greatly  reduced  brokerage  on  the  job 
was  to  be  further  diminished  by  Brown's  half  share. 
I  thought  with  pride  and  dignity  of  explaining  all 
this  w^elcome  fortune-making  to  my  wife,  when  all 
this  current  and  bustle  of  thought  was  at  once  arrested 
by  her  voice  a  second  time  falling  upon  my  ears,  and 
this  time  quite  distinctly  as  to  the  utterance. 

"  Why,  my  dear,  what  has  come  over  you  ?  You 
have  been  snoring,  snorting,  and  grunting,  in  that 
easy-chair  of  yours,  for  the  best  part  of  the  last  half- 
hour,  and  little  Maggie  has  just  had  to  shake  you  three 
times  over  ere  you  could  be  wakened.  What's  the 
good  of  you  and  old  Skipper  White  indulging  in  ideal 
trips  over  this  whole  mighty  world,  when  even  a  jaunt 
to  Brighton  knocks  you  up  in  this  way  !  Here  we 
all  are,  with  tea  ready  poured  out,  and  only  waiting 
your  saying  grace." 

In  another  few  seconds  I  had  said  grace,  and  in  a 
like  further  short  interval  I  had  buried  my  teeth  in  a 
round  of  my  favourite  hot  toast,  buttered  on  both  sides, 


396  A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE. 


which  our  Polly  had  prepared  as  usual — my  wife, 
however,  permitting  such  extravagance  only  when  we 
used  Cork  seconds.  Another  minute,  and  I  was 
exhorting  young  Brown — who,  however,  was  too  pre- 
occupied with  Polly  to  pay  much  heed — to  make  a 
good  meal,  as  we  were  both  to  take  the  early  morning 
train  to  Birmingham,  in  order  to  begin,  sad  to  say, 
all  over  again,  the  business  tour  in  the  hardware 
irade. 

And  now,  in  conclusion,  it's  all  very  well  to  profess 
to  take  composedly  what  comes  to  us,  whether  the 
up  or  the  down,  the  great  or  the  small.  But  I  cannot 
say  I  was,  all  at  once,  quite  reconciled  to  such 
equanimity  after  two  successive  tumbles  from  those 
lofty  heights  over  which  I  had  seemed,  for  a  whole 
lifetime,  to  be  so  successfully  careering. 

I  was  thus  brooding  through  our  tea-taking,  and 
in  a  decidedly  grumbling  humour,  when  a  thought 
suddenly  flashed  upon  me.  That  projected  publica- 
tion, which  was  in  fact  the  backbone  of  all  I  had  just 
experienced,  might  still  prove  a  surviving  reality.  I 
would  write  out  a  full,  true,  and  particular  account  of 
everything  just  as  I  saw  it  and  felt  it  in  my  late 
experiences.  And  then  again,  whatever  the  proceeds, 
whether  great  or  small,  there  was  at  any  rate  one 
grand  consolation,  that  not  one  iota  of  the  profit, 
not  the  cent  of  an  Energy  of  it  all,  could  be  claimed 
by  Brown. 

Good  reader,  I  have  now  duly  done  all  this,  and 
I  hope  you  have  enjoyed  the  resulting  volume,  as 
indeed  you  have  a  right  to  do  after  paying  your 
purchase  money.  I  don't  pretend,  with  worthy  old 
Brown    in    his    momentary    higher    mood,    to    say 


A  THOUSAND  YEAES  HENCE.  397 

''Bother  the  profits,"  for  "Business  first"  remains 
with  me,  as  ever,  the  family  motto.  Nevertheless, 
business  duly  done  with,  I  have  a  further  purpose  to 
bring  up  this  other  subject  before  the  great  S.S.U.D.S. 
Many  of  the  experiences  might  be  worth  attention,  and 
some  of  the  best  of  the  ideal  progress  might  be  really 
attainable,  possibly  even  sooner  in  reality  than  in  the 
dream.  I  intend,  in  short,  to  appeal  to  the  S.S.U.D.S. 
to  help  the  promotion  of 

The  Nunsowe-Green  Peogramme. 


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